#clark kent my beloved

[violent138]

Clark thinks of doing something romantic and nice for Bruce, who works too much in his opinion. So Clark decides to make him breakfast in bed.

Little does he know this is the usual situation, with Bruce supporting his battered ribs after 2.3 hours of sleep while Alfred brings an IV and possibly liquid nutrition, so Bruce is just sort of looking between the buttered toast and Clark's brilliant smile, very amused and grateful but also deeply horrified by the change in his routine.

#Alfred is somehow even more touched and approving than Bruce and is wondering if it'll take a lobotomy for Bruce to be worthy of Clark #Clark Kent #batman #superman #bruce Wayne #superbat #silly headcanon #Clark Kent my beloved #dc comics

[withclawandvine]

i just watched ‘my adventures with superman’ and if it has taught me anything it’s that i’m always gonna be a hero girlie <3  ik the morally gray man with a soft spot for just you is having his moment rn but i must stay true to my roots..  watching that bulky man in a sweater be unable to resist saving a kitten did more for me than some guy burning cities down on my behalf or whatever ever could

#no hate to my villain fuckers <3 #i admire you but i could never join you #my adventures with superman #maws #superman #clark kent my beloved #my posts

[guinevereslancelot]

the door is locked. but i open it with my silly little alien powers :3

#clark kent my BELOVED #my adventures with superman #his lil :3 face after he tells lois the door was just stuck <3333 #what more could you ask in a superman media #maws #this has been a shitpost

[sarcasmic-skies]

every time i listen to jimmy dean i think of clark joseph kent. he’s exactly how i’d imagine kal as a country crooner (his voice esp) and jimmy’s songs are SO clark kent it’s not funny

#ty posts #GIVE CLARK A KANSAS ACCENT YOU COWARDS #clark kent my beloved #jimmy dean my beloved #ty posts!!!!!! #jimmy dean aint from kansas but my point still stands #yes it’s the same jimmy dean as the breakfast sandwich company he was a great 50s/60s country artist #if not jimmy dean then roger miller #what ty’s listening to

[personnages]

(it's a missing old muses kinda night.)

#clark kent my beloved #the fandom sorta got.... crisped after the original cut of jl came out #i miss him though #ooc #midwestern kid like me!

[bruciemilf]

AU where Clark lands on Earth as an adult and having to mask as a regular person. Sure, it sounds almost identical to canon, but.

For Clark, its fairly easy to blend in because he was raised by really good human parents with regular customs.

This Clark? When he went to an interview at the Daily Planet he tried to eat a pen. Shit, a whole computer! Lois asks him out for coffee and he's pissing sweat, " Coffee! My Favorite...Food?"

"...You country boys are weird."

When he interviews Bruce? Just spends 5 minutes gawking. " You're...Beautiful. May I court you? What's your favorite planet? I can bring you rocks."

Bruce just thinks he's autistic (just like him)

#dc #bruce wayne #dc comics #batman #text post #clark kent #superman #superbat #text #dork clark and dorkier bruce my beloved

[frownyalfred]

I can take them (definitely not in a fight)

#every day I open up Dan mora posts on ig #I realize other people don’t think the way I do lol #bruce wayne #batman #dc #diana prince #wonderwoman #wonder woman #Superman #clark kent #Kal el #Trinity #the Trinity #the big three #Dan mora #Dan mora my beloved

[jesncin]

How about a private interview over lunch?

#superman #clark kent #lois lane #clois #dc comics #jl remix #my art #fanart #that couple urge to share your cultural food with your beloved #where are my indomie/popmie fans out there

[raeofgayshine]

Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?

#ravenpuff rambles #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #superbat #if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark #and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship #anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’ #haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then #The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard #and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’ #*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up* #‘See there’s Kansas’ #Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’ #Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’ #Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’ #His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real #all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’ #Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man

[blorb-el]

#no context necessary #forgot to note the issue but it's prewar action #clark kent #golden age clark my beloved

[ggvannba]

i dont rlly like how bruce looks but its too late to care atp💔

#tumblr keeps stealing my saturation #why is he GREY #superbat #superbats #i can never remember the right tag #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #the batman #this is meant to be like. a less emo version of battinson #i love battinson but playboy brucie and intern clark kent my beloved #dc #doodles

[demigoddessqueens]

I love protagonists who are goofy sweet but can throw down if they have to

#tvedit #my adventures with superman #superman #clark kent #trigun stampede #trigun vash #kal el #maws #maws spoilers #super man #vash my beloved #vash our beloved #vash the stampede #mawsm #mawsm spoilers #trigun vash the stampede

[nananananananana-batfam]

clark: does she hate me? why hasn’t she texted back yet? :(

lois trying to figure out how to spell georgouse: >:(

#dyslexic lois lane my beloved #clois #clark kent #lois lane

[jeysuso]

random mike ross from every episode of suits (1/?) → 1x01 - "Pilot"

#mike ross #mikerossedit #suits #suitsedit #suitsusa #patrick j. adams #suitstvshow #suits usa #series* #mygifs* #jeysuso #tv tag #* #WE BACK BABY WE BAAAACK #i had like two people tell me to do it so i'm doing it lmfaooo here we fuckin gooo #god i've missed his face LOOK AT HIMMMMM. in his clark kent era #and it seems a shame not to use my improved gifs skills on the reason i started making gifs in the first place 😌 #mike ross my beloved #patrick j. adams you'll always be famous #suits girlies if you have any reqs hit me w/ 'em. it's been a loooooong time since i've had the pleasure of giffing marvey <3

[supermanshield]

I think this completely captures the frustrations and burdens of silver age superman.

Superman #241

#clark kent #superman #if your depowered clark isn't written like this you haven't written clark #-- the determination and courage part i mean -- #as for the rest: the responsibilities... the loneliness of superman - it's his core #he longs to be normal but he would never actively wish for it because his responsibility is too great... he bears it all alone... #silver age superman my beloved #superman: kryptonite nevermore! #i-ching

[bruciemilf]

Headcanon that, every year on their birthday, Kryptonians get new superpowers.

Clark doesn’t really keep track; That’s Bruce’s job, for the most part. This year? Mediumship.

me·​di·​um·​ship

/the capacity, function, or profession of a spiritualistic medium/

“Communication with spirits,” Bruce has this habit of nicking his thumb with his teeth, pretty, hazel eyes glossy with thought. Clark doesn’t need supervision to see how beautiful he is when his mind’s at work. “Fascinating.”

“Yep,”

Clark watches Thomas Wayne’s ghost give him the glare of the century behind his son’s back.

The skin of his jawline is entirely ripped off, peeled by Joe Chill’s gun, like the news article said. Sincerely, the Wayne glare scares Clark more.

“Fascinating.”

#thomas being a protective father and fucking with every suitor from #beyond the grave my beloved. he bothers Clark in small — but infuriating — ways. breaking all the chargers in his home. #so Clark can’t work from home or get work done on time. shut off the electricity in the middle of his interviews or meetings. #or talking to Bruce. writing articles about Perry white and blaming it on Clark. calling Lex Luthor hot. #PROTECTIVE DADDY THOMAS THATS ALL #bruce wayne #superbat #battinson #clark kent #thomas wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #text #text post