#completely normal chickens

[i-am-l-ananas]

Thank you @deadoldmen for your interest in our flightless department! The stripey little hatchlings are so cute! Gotta watch out for the parents though, they're very protective of them

#it took very little smooshing around to reach dino for these guys #completely normal chickens #paleo art #edits #should I add dinosauring your bird photos as a commission option like is that something people would want

[beenicesworld]

Like Mother like daughter

Mother hen Witje (meaning little white in dutch) held her wing over her daughter lizy (named after lisa who birthed the egg she hatched from)

This was so extremely adorable when entering the coop. I just had to take a picture.

But witje doesn't only has lizy as her daughter, she also raises 3 baby runner ducks. She is an experienced mother hen and the most favourable to be as mother.

#farmlife #completely normal chickens #chicken #chickens #flock keeper #garden #animals #nature #wildlife #farm animals #livestock #eggs

[acatpiestuff]

have I ever told y'all about my minecraft skin

#submas #ingo #nobori #subway bosses #subway boss nobori #subway boss ingo #warden ingo #waffle house manager ingo #minecraft #crop top ingo #my art #pokemon #pokemon bw #pokemon legends arceus #PLA #come to the waffle house! i promise it is a completely normal establishment #he is on vacation. he is on the clock. he is out of vacation days. he will never stop partying. the chicken and waffles is completely norma #behold. the origins of crop top ingo

[wildfire153]

Shane doodle from last night because I wanted to

#ggggghhhggghhhh he so eepy #i love him and I'm completely normal about him #art #my art #digital art #stardew Valley #sdv #stardew #stardew valley Shane #Shane Stardew valley #shane sdv #sdv shane #Stardew valley art #sdv fanart #sdv shane art #blue chicken #blue chickens #sdv chickens #stardew valley chickens #doodle #doodles #late night drawings #:)

[freakartack]

Been thinking about super mario land all day

#and now for something completely different #super mario land #king totomesu #dragonzamasu #hiyoihoi #biokinton #i forgot to check if the chickens biokinton shoots out have official art and they do but i think its funnier if theyre just normal chickens #art

[goldensunset]

celestial queen

#click for quality probably #BEHOLD THE. THE THING I STARTED 11 MONTHS AGO IS COMPLETE :] #pls appreciate this one i sold my life to it. kinda. and i really like how it turned out #skuld #kh skuld #skuld kh #kingdom hearts #khux #kingdom hearts union x #kingdom hearts union cross #celestial trio if you understand what i’m getting at. if you squint #mine: kh #my art #this is a lot more. elaborate than i would normally do BUT idc. i like it i like getting fancy and over the top once in a blue moon #i mean i was like hey i’ve already sunk a ridiculous amount of hours into this i might as well go all out with it #i’ve come too far to chicken out and make it simple

[whatisgodtoanonbeliever]

Okay final post about today's ep (probably]

Wen seeing Li Ming want something and choosing to be his safe adult to talk to? Not something I expected, but if anything happens to this dynamic I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

#moonlight chicken #i am completely normal about this wdym #li ming #wen

[welcometogrouchland]

Also had a great time while I was out last night but I did find out that (after one really bad hangover) I. Can't drink alcohol besides like, apple cider now. So that's a new thing I gotta deal with

#ramblings of a lunatic #everything either tasted bad or just the smell made me sick #even stuff that I'd normally find completely inoffensive like smirnoff just made me think. i wish i had juice instead #but the only thing we had besides water was monster energy drinks #which I'm personally not a fan of #it literally took one bad hangver for my body to chicken out and say NO. NOT AGAIN #it's fine I'm not the only one who doesn't drink when we go out but i gotta get used to this now #it's probably for the best. just kinda weird to realize

[nexus-nebulae]

i think today's been the most Normal Functional Human™ day i've had in years??????

#like i did such Normal Functional Human things #on accident too!!! i didn't even actively think about most of it!!! #i woke up at 6am and almost immediately got out of bed and ate enchiladas #made my bed and fixed my stupid bedsheets (again) #got up and walked around a bit every now and then while playing minecraft instead of just Vegetating #ate more enchiladas at 1 #thought about cutting my hair and then almost immediately Got Up And Did That #and then also took a shower and actually washed my hair with conditioner and everything #and then i cleaned up the bathroom like. completely. #like i was just gonna clean up my haircut but then i just kinda Kept Going? and i dusted the whole thing #to be fair the room is quite literally 5'x5' there are Two Entire Surfaces there isn't much to clean lmao #i had a chicken pot pie for dinner and!!! i actually decided what i wanted to eat Quickly instead of being Confused for an hour!! #and i fixed my electric razor coz it kept sticking while i was cutting my hair so i got that fixed #i feel accomplished

[i-am-l-ananas]

Thank you @perytonpred for your interest in our raptor department! Now you might think having teeth would impact their hunting behaviours, but nope! They still try to stomp the everyliving shit out of anything that moves. One intern even tried to clicker train them to stomp on command, but all that resulted in was them thinking stomp = immediate treat

#yeah I know I know they’re not chickens but I’m keeping the tag #completely normal chickens #dinosaur #paleo art #paleontology #unreality #edits

[faineant-girl]

really very serverly tempted to finally start learning utauloid so i can make covers with haikane maiko that use her for voice for its intended purpose and sound good and not just slap her onto an untuned UST then laugh about how it sounds so bad and not like ryo tuning miku for world is mine

#.tlktxt #completely normal anf not at all bitter or frustrated posts from local blogger. maizie. #whatever........ whenever tuned for her purpose maiko sounds really good. but um well haha #*doesnt ever tune utaus or vocaloids in covers in a way thats flattering to their vb* haha ummm why is their voice bank so bad lol!!!!! #man. its like baking chicken in like. white frosting. then being like ummmm chicken doesnt taste very good :/ #yeah course it doesnt you havent taken any time to consider what pairs well together!!!! #sorry im super normal and normal and not at all upset about vocal synths. i never would be. what gave you that idea.

[a-chicken-with-adhd]

Currently writing two things at once: My own fantasy story and then PJO ff. And I really want to write both of them, but life just keeps filling up my schedule without total permission and squashing all plans to do so, which is like ruining my hyperfixation on it. UUUGHHG.

#writing problems #sometimes i wish what i want to happened in writing just appeared in paper amd i didnt have to write. i just think and there complete #so then i dont have to do anything and can get the stuff thats in the way gone so i can focuse more on iy #text post #rambles #ramblings of sad chicken #i like blue #someyomes i regret agreeing to participate in a musical and not a normal play #but the show must go on #at least i get to play the kid in yellow boat next show #specifically the kid that dies hehehe #i like making people cry

[anaalnathrakhs]

i keep needing to remind myself that my parents are allowed to have priorities and are under no obligation to coddle me at all times, but i don't know i guess it still kind of hurts to be incompatible with them like that. i don't hate my parents, i get along with them quite well actually. but living with them is hellish. i don't know why i'm fucked up like that but so far it seems to have been pretty consistent since birth so. i don't think im getting out of it.

#idk even. small things. i guess. #before christmas we had long conversations w my mom during which i explained WHY i dont like gifts #and we settled on my parents only giving me a card and some small thing if they reaaaaally felt like it #(they did ofc and they fumbled btw it was a complete miss but it's alright i didn't tell them) #and now at easter my mom asks ''and can the easter bunny gift you something'' so im like......... ''i you WANT i guess'' #so yeah she gave me (bulimic. hates gifts. already not in a good place mentally.) chocolates anyway #and it's like. on one hand i want to respect that she knows her own priorities and shit and i can ask for things but i can't DEMAND them #but also i feel like everything is a joke. are you kidding me. was that fucking chocolate chicken THAT important to you. #it's just grjkehrkgherj we HAVE to always do what we HAVE to do because it's NORMAL and COMMON COURTESY #and like im not demanding from my parents to change the way they like to interact w family or smth #but then it sets up unwinnable situations. #aunt cuntbitch is saying bigoted shit? well tell her so if you're not happy! #then proceed to look at you like 👁💥👁 when you say ''hey i think that's inappropriate bc X and Y argument'' #it's just ????? stop pretending you're some kind of champion of fairness and conflict resolution when your goal is just not to make waves #i'm 100% guilty of this too but i've been recently noticing that uhm. i kind of was raised like that actually. #broadcasting my misery #vent

[jalo-parker]

Already losing it over what's going to be my pfp for the month (I will switch it back to bbg helsknight (kiss mark edition) after october I promise. I could never leave bbg helsknight (kiss mark edition) for long..) spoiler !!! Its also helsknight 😁😁😁😁 (I am mentally unwell)

#parker rambles #look i just think hes neat #and nothing else #it definitely wasnt me that put the kiss mark on his cheek or anything #i swear #😁😁😁 #so sane and normal #mhm yep definitely #rotating him in my mind #like a planet #not rotisserie chicken actually #he rotates on all axes #hence the like a planet tag #see? #completely sane and normal

[charlietheepicwriter7]

De-Aged Danny, gesturing to a dazed Bruce inside Wayne Manor: And this is Bruce! Otherwise known as the Himbo! Reporters: Hmm, yes, interesting... Bruce: What the- Danny: I'm not sure what that word means. I heard it from Dick, but no one will give me my answer, not even Jason, who is easily bribed. Bruce: Why are there reporters in my house!? Danny, innocent and childlike: They asked to come inside, Bruce! They seemed like really nice people, so I thought it'd be polite to give them a tour. Bruce, filled with infinite patience: I really wish you had asked me before you did that, chum. Danny: But why? We don't have anything to hide... do we, Bruce?

Or, in order to rise to the Ghost Throne, Danny has to complete a series of trials to prove he is capable of ruling (or any other reason, Danny just needs to do trials to prove himself).

The last trial, issued by Clockwork, is thus: discover the Wayne Family secret in two weeks without the use of any of his powers.

He has one shapeshift to pick a form that could endere him to the Waynes, but only one before he starts and he has to get close to the family by his own wits. Danny, after studying the family and reading of one sentence summary of each Wayne, picks the body of a six-year-old little boy that looked like a child Jason Todd.

Bruce: That child is up to something. Dick, third favorite: I don't know, Bruce; he acts like a normal kid. Jason, #1 favorite: I doubt the old man's ever met a normal kid. Tim, least favorite: Bruce is right, but can you please not talk like the villains from Chicken Run.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #de-aged danny #danny thinks the trials happen in simulations in the GZ #he has no idea they were alternate realities each time #c: danny fenton #c: bruce wayne #c: dick grayson #c: jason todd #jason is favorite since danny is convinced that his “death” has to do with the Secret #and also for being completely 100% ok with throwing down with a child #tim is least favorite because he's too suspicious #damian is second favorite for also being 100% ok with throwing down with a child #dick is tearfully trying to gentle parent jason into being a good big brother #all “you're going to be such a good big brother let me teach you.” #which jason doesn't NEED but is kinda flattered that dick has so much faith in him to be a big bro

[oakstar519]

hey did i tell you guys one of you was in my dream last night

#was a *weird* dream too #i was working at the pool snack bar (haven't worked there in several years also it's january) #(also it was bigger on the inside than the outside) #and i was having chicken. my mutual and i were eating chicken. #her face was very clearly in the dream but because i have not seen her face it was like that weird dream thing where you know something is #a certain way but logically it isn't. like that dream a while ago where the powder room at my house was also a bathroom stall at the rival #high school. anyway tangent over. i could clearly see her face i just have no clue what it looked like #anyway. we were having chicken which the pool snack bar does Not sell. and instead of a fork and knife like a normal meal #i had a fork and what looked like a really fucked-up triangle (the musical instrument) #and when i tried to stab the chicken with the triangle so i could cut part off with the fork it went flying into the pool #which btw was turned 90 degrees and flipped from how it is supposed to be #and then i woke up and it was almost 3pm #i am completely fucking up my sleep schedule. it's 4:30 am as im posting this dw im going to bed soon #and hey if anyone had a dream about me eating chicken in a pool snack bar with them the universe is probably trying to tell us something #oak talks