#corporate jokes

[esperanta-dragon]

I forgot to post this. I work in a corporate environment on full-time so these stickers came into my mind. I will print them out for sure. And put them on my work laptop.

#corporate job #corporate jokes #stickers #digital art #esperanta dragon

[swirley1618]

#cyberpunk 2077 #funny #corporate jokes #games #gaming #video games #gamers #gamers memes #gaming memes

[mywitchcultblr]

If you are an American artist/fan, change your pixiv account region! Because there's new censorship

Number 5. If your drawing has no 'educational/scientific/artistic value' it won't be allowed to exist. These new censorship are absolute nonsense pushed by credit card company and conservative politicians. Fucking bonkers

It's the same thing when Tumblr banned NSFW and they promised that 'artistic nudity' will still be 'allowed'. I hope every purist on the internet realized that when they whine over anime fan art they are repeating what conservative billionaires and politician are pushing:

The death of art...

#pixiv #art #fan art #censorship #capitalism #this is corporate puritanism #I'm not joking #first it was patreon then gumroad noa this #puritanism #politics #twitter #news #Also the poor and queer can't even express themselves or jack off anymore because rich people and politician said nooooo #anime #uk #usa #japan

[radarsmenagerie]

henry made it home safely with a pinup of klinger in his wallet

#just mash things

part 30

#3x24 #just mash things #was goign to make another joke but it made me feel sick so not writing it down #klinger #max klinger #corporal klinger #henry blake #henry #mash #m* #m*a*s*h #mash quotes

[canisalbus]

My headcanon for Modern!Machete before he encounters (re-encounters?) Vasco is that he works in some high-powered but low-profile position for an influential and well-known multinational. Like a corporate lawyer or accountant for Apple or Volkswagon or Shell. He's very, very good at his job, his assistants and staff think he's a good boss, his boss thinks he's great, but half his colleagues can't stand him because they think he got promoted for sucking up to their boss instead of for his skills (it was for his skills). He's got exactly enough interpersonal skills to recognize the problem and not enough to fix it. He gets paid extremely well, well enough to mostly pretend that he's happy and fulfilled (he still ends up happier in the Modern!AU because his job only sucks a little instead of literally destroying him. Also because modern medicine means his medical situation is much better understood and controlled). Yes this is all just the modern equivalent to what canon!Machete's got going on but it's startling how much carries over with no changes.

Oh that's so well thought out actually, I love that.

#man #not to get personal but that autism feeling when you're good at what you do but fail the face to face social affableness test #“enough interpersonal skills to recognize the problem and not enough to fix it” big mood #he thrives in professional settings because formality clear etiquette and solid social hierarchy are easier to navigate #than personal relationships which can be messy and vague and have unwritten rules and inside jokes that he's not privy to #“his job only sucks a little instead of literally destroying him” yeah that's what I've been thinking of as well #as much as I'd like to grant him his dream job in arts history fashion or such he really belongs in that cutthroat corporate hellscape #Vaschete scenarios #modern au #answered #anonymous

[chaosnightmare]

i feel bad for the people i see who don't know much about sonic and assume shadow is like some hypermasculine manly hardass dude character. not the case

#chaoscontrol #sonic #sth #people are reblogging a version of this where 'proof' of his femininity is given through taylor swift so the post is over and youre done #behave or die #please do not add on to my posts about a character i love and care about attempting to joke about his presentation #by bringing up attempted corporate-interested celebrity attention campaigns via twitter #with a woman who creates more harmful environmentally damaging emissions from her private jet than entire countries #just because you think it somehow proves he's like your gayby softboy or whatever. you are making this actively unfun #and i do not want to be involved in it.

[sofseashell]

im allowed to be obsessed with one (1) kids show

#just kidding in obsessed with many kids shows #bluey #bandit bluey #bingo bluey #chilli bluey #pls more cartoons about families just being happy and healthy #crazy how many little kids are obsessed with this show (my little sister included) #i hope this finally proves to corporations that children dont need crazy bright cartoons with fart jokes every 3 seconds to be entertained #fanart

[strawglicks]

welcome to the Coal & Ice District!

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #flint bonpyre #firestarter #cosmo kuiper #plutocrat #satellite investors #william boar #derrick man #rain the fox #toontown rain #rain & william #yea i need a tag for those goobers #strawglicks art gallery #the tags on second img are from one of my own posts #when flint says the satellites are trying to get him in on their schemes this is what he means . they want him head chef of the pizzeria #trying to make the pizzeria a legitimate business to help cover up whats going on under wraps #what if that is genuinely it. that would be hilarious #hire me clash team /JOKE #anyway can we see more shenanigans with the pizzeria .. theres a lot of potential there #satellite investor shenanigans in general are smth i rlly crave lately #and again. is the pizzeria for toons or cogs bc the menu items cater to BOTH. #so many mysteries..

[citric-acid-rain]

#ik a good one but like ok shes mostly good w adhd i dont think she specializes in…… whatever uve got goin on #bet she has a friend tho who she can refer u to man like therapys good for u its like hygeine u gotta maintain ur mind js like ur body #chainsaw consultant more like. mroe like. (literally can NOT think of a good joke) chainptsd consultherapy #good one bro that was funny wow ty bro u mean the world to me #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #chip revvington #toontown chainsaw consultant #chainsaw consultant

[ying-doodles]

It's April Fool's Day on Webtoon and look:

Love them confirming that these two are so intertwined that they're always together, no matter how many times they reincarnate,,

... No I'm not crying, are you?? *sobs* ( ; ω ; )

Also the summons were there too!! So cute!! (from KHS' Facebook post)

#ying talks about tged #the greatest estate developer #tged #llojavi #< i mean come on #i'm ignoring the ugly joke #corporate au where lloyd is javier's subordinate real??

[thelastlaff]

Get me out of this air-conditioned nightmare

#laff.png #toontown corporate clash #chainsaw consultant ttcc #ttcc chainsaw consultant #chip revvington #insert sans joke here bc coat

[vamp1r1cjuggalo]

Some doodles from last week (and this morning)

I’ve been very toontown brained

Suggestive cw? It is a suggestive joke but also it’s a quote from tails gets trolled

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #rainmaker #pacesetter #treekiller #witch hunter #duck shuffler #deepdiver #plutocrat #bellringer #multislacker #firestarter #chainsaw consultant #major player #graham ness payser #flint bonpyre #toontown oc #suggestive cw? #there is a suggestive joke

[themagicalghost]

Chairman sketches (featuring Bumble, a dedicated hater)

#(Scribbling noises) I love him #(lying) #ttcc #toontown #toontown cc #toontown corporate clash #corporate clash #toonblr #chairman #robert cyger #my art #Featuring two toon friends #Me constantly bashing Chairman at every opportunity has lead to Bumble having mutual hatred with him as a part of his lore #This has lead my friends to seeing them having 'enemies to lovers' potential #Jokes on them though it'll always be stuck on the 'enemies' arc

[grogar]

this is why sads was removed (LOUD WARNING)

#LOUD WARNING #balls joke cw #shitpost #meme #unfunny #my stuff #toontown corporate clash #sads the skelecog #count erclaim #take away 3d privilege

[st4rstudent]

thisis really dumb

#clemart #clemspaint #i had to get this out of my system #yeah sure why not i'll tag this #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #brian ttcc #prethinker #mac opsys #winn dos #the other toons are just random you can imagine whoeever you want there #i think itd be funny if toonups worked more the more that toons got the joke . pity +5 points as a reward for effort #you can debate if this would actually happen but just know i can imagine anything in my mspaint world #the draft of this keeps messing up if the pictures dont load i'll do something drastic

[cemeterything]

You have been recognised on the tumblr twitter acc how do you feel

after years of getting my posts screenshotted and reposted to twitter this is hilariously ironic. @staff where's my ad revenue lol.

#THIS IS A JOKE I DONT WANT TO GET PAID TO SHITPOST #because i produce nothing of monetary value and dont want the pressure of being paid to perform on here #also i would hate to be like. a corporate shitposter. tumblr influencer. id literally rather die.