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#cr1tikal x reader
thefanficmonster · 1 year
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*crawls in *
Please more of any moist cr1tikal content *coughs up lint *
I'm starved
(Seriously tho he isn't appreciated in the fics section here on tumblr but you do that statement justice)
Luv ur fics too but I need more *leaves 2 pennies and a marshmallow and crawls away*
Oh no hun, I can't have you starving like that! Here, let me cook something up for you 👩‍🍳 Hope you enjoy 💕
Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal (Charlie) x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Swearing
Genre: Fluff, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)
A frenemies-to-lovers arc with Charlie would include:
Playful jabs....a lot of them
Whether directed at each other's content or the other as a person
Middle school level insults flying between the two in a friendly fire when they are playing a game together
Savage roasts on the regular
On stream, in each other's comment sections all over social media etc.
Light-hearted satirical claims of copying and plagiarism
Holding back laughter at jokes he drops you actually want to burst out laughing at
Biting his lip to not compliment you when you show up for a stream in cosplay
"Careful, Charlie. Lame dad jokes are becoming your brand."
"Your cloak is the wrong shade of green."
And then the obligatory:
"Fuck you, Y/N."
"Fuck off, Charlie!"
So we're just gonna ignore the googly eyes?
And all this ✨tension✨?
Alright fine, I guess we will
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hotxcheeto · 2 years
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HI NEVY! can i request an enemies with benefits relationship with Vi from Arcane if you can? your writing is honestly incredible, thank you :))
━ 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐅𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐖/ 𝐕𝐈
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𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜(𝙨) - Vi  x G/N!Reader
𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 - Cursing, descriptions of smut, mentions of insults, angsty undertones if you read between the lines, not much fluff but it's there if you squint
𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? - Yeah/Nope
𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 - I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! Ik we talked behind the scenes but honestly I haven't felt the best that's why it took me so long but here it finally is!! ily!! thank you sm!!
REBLOGS ARE GREATLY APPRECIATED
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hehe
She's a dick let's be real here
love her but my god she's one cocky bastard that will stand on your last nerve and play jump rope with it
Walking across it like a performer at a carnival
it started with a job that had gone sideways, upways, downways and around the corner
You were both frustrated and pissed off
You guys didn't like each other, not one bit
Like two adults feuding on the playground
It was childish
Ripping each others heads off while you walked back to the room you had to share
Then you were ripping each others clothes off
It was hot, very hot and probably the best sex you'd ever had
But you didn't tell her that
And Vi sure as hell didn't tell you that because yes, it was the same for her
You promised yourself it was a one time thing
One time
Two times –
three?
Alright maybe four
Then it became a every few days thing, when one or both of you were just so worked up you needed an outlet
But you didn't like each other, throwing insult after insult at each other mixed with some teasing while out on jobs
It was hell
Winding each other up to have fun with it later
Everyone could feel the tension between you both
Even if they didn't know what was happening between you and Vi
The tension was bad
I mean you could slash it with a knife and chop it into pieces and feed it to your kids for dinner
It's hard for anyone to work around you both
That's why you only work together
How romantic that you hate each other
But as time progresses so do your insults and maybe you don't hate her as much
The benefits mean a lot, and it also means that sometimes you yell your problems at each other like it's free therapy hour
It helps, but neither of you will admit it nor think about how you're spilling your guts to each other
Vi doesn't like you and you don't like her, it's easier talking to someone you hate than someone you love
At least you're expecting the judgement and it doesn't hurt
Or... that's what you keep telling yourselves
It's steamy, you won't say it's not
You kiss hard, you leave marks to remind each other of the nights activities, you make sure its drawn out and it's rough
But it's not passionate – you're crazy
With her you don't really hook up with anyone else, don't need to because you have that woman wrapped around your finger
Even if she hates you
Say one word, and she's in your bed because you both are worked up a little too much
But it's not anything deep, just a few one and dones, until you're both looking for a stress reliever, then your each others first thought
Huh
how strange is that
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A/n: hey what's everybody it's Cr1TiKaL
if you get that ily forever lmaoooo
aLSO that has no pertaining to this at all or the sender I'm just tired because it's 3am
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Ayo Cr1tiKal you’re a father now lmao [Cr1tiKal x Reader]
You heard it here folks!
Sorry if it’s bad- still new to this. 
Summary: Y/N has been dating the iconic moistcr1tiKal for a whole year now. You expected the best, Charlie was a nice guy. What you didn't expect was getting pregnant- to his child. You were very nervous to tell him, but you did. And thank god he was muted on his stream. A/N: I apologize for this
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"Fuck."
You cursed to yourself, looking at the positive pregnancy test in your hand. Shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT! You had no idea what to do, you didn't see Charlie as the father type, and you didn't see yourself as the mother type. You were pretty sure raising a child around random ass sex toys wasn't a very nice thing- and parent teacher conferences would be awkward. What would the teachers think when they see what the kid father does? Speaking harsh profanities and being 18+. There would be CPS at their door- she couldn't do this. But.. maybe he wanted to be a father?
You were nervous, very nervous. You needed to tell Charlie because he's gonna be pretty suspicious when your stomach begins to grow and you start to put chocolate on your pizza rolls and eat pickles even though they aren't your favorite thing. You breathed in, looking yourself in the mirror. You were trembling, you felt it scratching at your skin. You needed to decide how the hell you were going to tell Charlie. How was he gonna react? Would he leave you? Be mad at you? Ask for an abortion? You.. didn't want to kill the kid because they didn't do anything wrong. You had suspicion when you began to eat more often and get morning sickness- and Charlie was getting nervous as well. He literally locked you in the bedroom and said if you get up there will be hell to pay.
Well you snuck out when he was streaming and got a pregnancy test. You remember the cashier looking you in the eye and saying "Tough times man." You chuckled and replied with "Damn right." You walked back and forth in the bathroom, holding the test close to your chest while thinking of ways to tell him.
"Charlie, I'm pregnant- no no no, too casual.."
"Hey Charlie, can we talk? mm.. no. He'll think we're gonna break up."
"Maybe I'll just-"
"THATS BIG!" You heard Charlie scream from the bathroom.
You couldn't help but chuckle. You honestly loved listening to him stream and make his videos. He was always so funny and had no care for YouTubes family friendly bullshit, that's what you loved and admired about the man. You breathed in, you gained some confidence and walked to his door. When you got to the door, you went over your lines.
"Charlie, I'm pregnant."
That was it. Easy.
You opened the door- well more like burst it open. He flinched and look at you. Without even thinking, you threw the test at his face and screamed
"I-I-I- yOU'RE pREGNANT!" You paused, and he just flinched again, nearly falling off his chair in surprise.
The chat on his stream was going insane. People were tweeting, screenshotting, and making memes at this very second. He looked at you, picking up the test that sat on the ground, and looked at it. He looked at his screen, looked at you, at the test, and back at the screen. A big smile wiped on his face as he said "Hey guys guess what I'm pregnant."
You stared at him with a look of disbelief. "You're not mad?"
"I knew you were pregnant Y/N it was kinda obvious when I looked it up." Charlie said, looking you in the eyes.
You just stared at him before speaking. "Do you wanna keep it..?"
"What the fuck kinda question is that? Fuck yeah I wanna keep it!" Charlie threw his arms in the air, not really caring about the stream and the chat freaking out. His little character in Among Us sat at the admin controls looked hella sus.
You smiled and went over to hug him, you were super happy that Charlie wanted to keep the child and how he wasn't mad you. You sat on his lap with your legs hanging off the arm rest as he got back to his stream.
"Uh well that just happened." Charlie chuckled, and so did you.
"Chat, do you think Charlie will be a good or bad father?" You asked.
The chat answered with many "No"s and "F"s.
"Wha- fuck you guys then!" Charlie said, and you bursted out laughing.
Suddenly, an emergency meeting was called.
Felix spoke, "OKAY but Grease looks mad sus at those admin controls."
"Oh I'm not the imposter, I just found out I was pregnant." Charlie said as casually as he could.
There was silence before the lobby erupted in screams and questions.
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straighttohellbuddy · 3 years
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so im writing this corpse x reader soft hanahaki au, and i just realised that i know far more about among us than i realised. wtf. anyways that’s probably what i get for fallilng asleep to ze’s videos literally every night for over a month.
also; sneak peak (the reader is known as being a very kind and sweet youtuber, who absolutely uses that to her advantage while playing among us, who was accused of being ‘too sweet’ the first time she played imposter, and so started going by 2sweet)
let me know if you wanna be tagged when i post it!!
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“’s okay, Sweets, you’ll get ‘em next time,” Corpse adds, and you think you can feel your heart skip a beat at the nickname.
“You’re just being nice because I didn’t kill you,” you responded after a moment.
“Only ‘cos you didn’t get the chance,” he snickers, “I know you’d have killed me if you could.”
“On a good day, 2sweet would kill us all and make a delicious fucking pie, Sweeny Todd style,” Charlie adds, “and be all cutesy about it, too.”
“In real life?” Sean asks, clearly amused.
“Of-fucking-course in real life,” Charlie’s adamantly doubling down, “I know Mark warned you about her and I think he’s damn right; beware the nice ones.”
“It’s so cute you think I’m nice, Charlie!” You couldn’t help yourself, tone bright and chipper, and you were suddenly met with silence.
“Fuck,” Corpse breathed, tone on the edge of disbelieving and strangely dazed.
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funny how shakespeare has been real quiet since tumblr user bitch-im-your-biggest-nightmare dropped 𝚍 𝚎 𝚊 𝚝 𝚑  𝚋 𝚎 𝚍 ~ [Cr1tiKal x Reader] 
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thefanficmonster · 2 years
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omg hi!! i luv ur work and i was wondering if u could do something similar to ur corpse husband story ‘rumours’ like the same bimbo!reader but with moist cr1tikal?🥺i have charlie brainrot atm lol💕💞
Oh for sure! Although because of the long wait you'd have to endure till a full-length fic is posted, I hope you don't mind the headcanons format. Enjoy 💕
Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Mentions of Slut shaming and other hateful comments, Insecurity, Swearing
Genre: Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)
You and Charlie had been dating for close to a year at the point when he finally thought to ask why you didn't want your relationship to be public
Yes, you were the one adamant to keep this relationship hidden from the public as long as you could and were genuinely surprised when your boyfriend was so enthusiastic about it as opposed to what you expected
As a content creator himself, you were certain he was no stranger to the way people viewed you and all the horrible things they said about you
That is mainly why his enthusiasm to tell the whole world you were his significant other was so jarring to you
However, up until this point, he never asked for the reason behind your apprehensiveness towards the idea of going public with your relationship
In the beginning, he had a vague idea of why you were so strongly against it
Of course, it was still a new and fresh relationship that neither of you was 100% sure would last even if you did put your 100% into it
But with the one year mark nearing, that theory no longer held authenticity, he couldn't help but ask
You tried dodging the question or using the 'no reason' excuse but eventually you were bound to crack
And when you did and told Charlie you were afraid that he'd be embarrassed to be with you after all the shit people would probably say in response to your relationship going public that he'd break up with you
To say his jaw was on the floor would be an understatement
“Let them say what they wanna say, ok? Let them run their mouths and watch as they clamp them shut when they have to deal with me afterwards. Just trust me, alright? Just trust me and my love for you and sit back to enjoy the show.“
This poured a whole new sense of confidence in you, enough for you to agree to the reveal which, at your request, was done in a tweet rather than on-stream like Charlie had wanted
The man had to pluck your phone out of your hands every minute to keep you off Twitter and other social media where you wanted to survey the damage and sum up the responses 
When you finally managed to get a good look without your boyfriend’s intrusion, you were surprised, to say the least
Pleasantly, but confusedly too
Both due to the same reason of the absence of hateful responses to the Tweet
Scrolling far enough found you a few and also revealed why there weren’t more
Because your man had gone off on each and every asshole that dared to even hint at something bad or disrespectful about you
In typical Charlie fashion, he did it with roasts that got you bursting out laughing and served as a great reminder to how much you love this man
And how much he loves you
Basically how off your predictions were and how you, from now on, will work harder on getting past the infamy brought upon you by judgmental people
With the strong support system, cheerleader and no.1 fan you have, success is 
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thefanficmonster · 2 years
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hii! could you maybe write another cr1tikal x reader where she appears on stream or on the podcast with him? and he answers questions or something! idk we just need more charlie content on here
Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request, I was thinking of making it a full-length fic but that takes a bit of waiting to be posted so if you want headcanons instead please let me know (at this moment it's been added to my request queue as a full fic though so no worries, I won't forget your request 😊)
~ Lots of love, Vy 💌
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thefanficmonster · 3 years
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Hi! Can I request dating headcanons for Cr1tikal?
Hi dear! Of course you can, I honestly really miss writing for Charlie so here you go! Hope you enjoy 💕
Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal (Charlie) x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Swearing (Maybe)
Genre: Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic)
- For starters let’s jut get the obvious out of the way: you two have the biggest crackhead energy - The subtle kind, in the sense that you could spit the weirdest crap and literally roast each other with a straight face - Speaking of roasting.... - Y’all do it a lot and no one can ever tell who wins because the ‘battle’ sorta endless - One roasts the other on Monday morning, and one of you will still reference it Saturday afternoon over lunch - The good thing about this, among many other benefits, is that there’s rarely hard feelings and grudges between you two - Neither of you can stay serious for long enough to have an argument - The only main disagreement is the amount of salt he puts in the food when he’s preparing it - Now that we’ve gotten to the cooking... - Neither of you can do it, not properly at least - Unlike you, though, he tries - Breakfast being his go-to for experimentation - You rarely have the heart to tell him it’s not good - However, with time and practice, it’s rarely bad anymore - He just prefers it saltier which you aren’t too fond of - Charlie might like salty foods but you’re the salty one most of the time - Especially when you two play a game together....*cough* Among Us *cough* - However, he’s really careful when it comes to the roasts he uses cause you have a certain amount of leverage that keeps him on a leash, to say - And that, my dear, is your lack of fear of spiders and other insects - It could be the middle of the night or super early in the morning but if that man screams bloody murder you sure as hell will be there to save him from a cockroach or spider - There’s no end to his gratitude when you do - But he gets really offended if you call him over dramatic - Nothing a kiss can’t fix ;)
@squirreljoe  @nyctophiliiiiaaa
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Does OCD go with ADHD? - Cr1tiKal x Reader HC list
This was a request and I thought it was a good idea to write. I do wanna write a whole story with idea as well so I might do that. In this, Charlie has OCD and the reader has ADHD. Sorry if its inaccurate, I don’t have OCD and ADHD. ________________________________________
Charlie would often organize your things if he thinks its disorganized. Most of the time, he can live with it. But sometimes it gets too much. 
You always want to get up and do something so you always drag Charlie to the far reaches of nowhere to see and do random things. You love activity. 
Charlies collections of random things like cards and weirdly sex toys getting on your nerves sometimes. You often ask him to calm down on the cards and especially the sex toys but he doesn’t listen. 
The cuddle sessions are very long sometimes but are really nice. You would often have a one sided conversation with Charlie and it soothes him asleep. 
He loves your voice and you love his even more. 
You sending him cat pictures and bird pictures.
Charlie would constantly hold you down on the bed to get some sleep when its 3am and you wanna do something
Charlie would get very frustrated at you when you would stop listening to him.
You getting frustrated at yourself when you stop concentrating on something you should be. You’d get very stressed and that would sometimes cause you to cry. Charlie would always be there to comfort you though. 
Charlie standing up for you online all the time. 
Charlie putting something down, you moving it, him fixing it, you moving it, him fixing it, you moving it, him fixing it, you moving it, him fixing it, you moving it, him fixing it, you moving it, him fixing it, you moving it, him fixing it, you moving it, him fi-
Charlie covering his ears to make fun of you because you cover your ears all the time when someone annoys you. 
You interrupting his streams to give him a long embrace when you feel sad, stressed, or annoyed. 
You not cleaning up everything pisses him off on the inside. 
You would completely to shut down when you lose motivation to finish something when you were just about to finish it. This would make Charlie upset and he would comfort you and help you finish the thing you were working on
You suck at Among Us so when you get imposter with Charlie, he does the killing and you do the alibi.
Charlie thinking you look cute when you’re mad makes you even more mad
You guys being a general funny and chaotic couple that you either know about or don’t know about.
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We are staying like this forever bitch [Cr1tiKal x Reader]
Warnings: Mega fluff, also cringy Summary: Y/N is not dealing with Charlies bullshits. Its cuddles or nothing.
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When Charlie woke up, it was 8am. He decided that he would get up now because he had to piss so immensely badly it was terrible. He pulled himself away from your arms and let the cold hit him. Jeez, it was colder than a witches tit out there and he just wanted to get back in bed. But he also wanted to pee and eat toast.
He yawned and stretched and headed to the bathroom to empty his bladder. And goddamn that piss was nice. There's something special about morning pisses, they are one of a kind. They are almost as good as late night pisses, ever had one of those? Sheer bliss.
After that, he went out to the kitchen to make himself some toast. He was craving it right now, all he wanted was buttered toast and he was gonna get it. And yes, there are better breakfast foods, but there's something about toast that makes it the best sometimes. Charlie finds himself eating a whole loaf- which gets himself yelled at by you. 
Speaking of you, when you woke up and realized your beloved Charlie was nowhere to be seen, you frowned. Where could be have gone? And how could he leave just like that? It was 8am, that is cuddle time in your book. You stand up, the blanket from the bed wrapped around your shoulders, and head on a mission to find your lost boyfriend. 
You walk down the stairs and see Charlie buttering toast at the counter. You smile excitedly and run over to him, wrapping you arms around him tightly. He flinched out of surprise. 
“Woah! ok-” Charlie chuckled, “Why hello there Y/N.” 
“Bed now.” You said, beginning to pull him. 
“Wait! Nooo! I have toast-!” Charlie said, trying to break free. 
“Toast later, cuddles now!” You said, pulling him out of the kitchen. 
“Toast now, cuddles later! I need that damn toast-” Charlie said, still trying to break free. 
You adjusted the way you were dragging him and tackled him to the ground with a big oof. “Gotcha!” 
He looked at you with a blank expression, “Really?” 
“Yeah!” You hugged him tightly, “I won’t let you go.” 
Charlie sighed, “You always get you want...” 
You smiled, snuggling into Charlie on the ground, “I know.”
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Hey shut the fuck up I’m trying to whisper! [Cr1tiKal x ASMR!Youtuber!Reader]
Warning: Swearing (obviously) Summary: Being an ASMR YouTuber and living with Cr1tiKal is hard.  Request: No  A/N: This was gonna be a Corpse x Reader oneshot but decided that my page needed more Cr1tiKal. I thought the idea of a ASMR YouTuber would be fun to write so here we are! No tags yet but p l e a s e ask if you wanna get tagged in Cr1tiKal writings. I needa fill that tag list up lmao. Also, the asmrist in this video does mukbang asmr- which is basically someone eating for an audience.  FYI: C/N=Channel name 
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Y/N was very well-known in the asmr/mukbang side of the internet. She was known as C/N, and had eight million subscribers on YouTube. She made videos at least twice a week, and loved it. But the problem was, he lovely (and chaotic) boyfriend Charlie was also a YouTuber. We all know the legendary Cr1tiKal, the guy who isn’t afraid to drop sex jokes and f bombs on a website where it is an obvious rule to not dop sex jokes and f bombs. Charlie hated mukbangs and ASMR videos- especially the eating ASMR videos- well.. Y/N did those kinds of videos. 
Y/N tried to do her videos when Charlie wasn’t home. Charlie is also the reason her upload schedule is uncommon in the mukbang community. Usual if you do ASMR, you have videos out everyday. But Y/N can only get videos out twice a week at random times. She doesn’t hate this schedule, but her fans would like for her to post more.
Even if Charlie hates the fact she does mukbangs and does not like the concept of mukangs at all- he still loves her. He loves the fact that when she has food shipped, she gets double of it so Charlie can have some. Because of her, he was opened up to a whole new rainbow of different kinds of foods from different cultures. 
Dango, mochi, kimchi, kasha, macarons, ramen, sushi, pocky, cheese filled corn dogs, gelatin desserts, crepe cake, king crab, octopus, crab, you name it. Y/N will buy and order all kinds of unique foods and eat them for her channel. She always gets extra so Charlie can try some and give his opinion. 
But even if Charlie gets free food, he still likes to interrupt Y/Ns videos every once in a while. Well.. no. All. The. Time. One day, Charlie pissed her off so much she straight up got her cameras and her food, and left the house and went to her friends house. There, she was able to eat her food in piece and share her food with her friend. 
Though Y/N running away for hours worried and upset Charlie so he was silent and kinda sad throughout his whole entire stream. The worry and fear of her not coming back really unsettled him and after the stream he immediately called you in a panic. There was a very loud sigh of relief when you picked up.
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“Hey guys!” Y/N whispered into the mic, “Welcome back to my channel. Today we will be eating Macarons, rainbow crepe cake, mochi, and jello spheres.” There was a colorful assortment of pastel macarons, a nice crepe cake, two pieces of pink mochi, and three light pink jello spheres. The platter with blossom tree petals and mini pink roses. It was aesthetically pleasing, just how Y/N liked it. 
She began to eat, munching down on a yellow macaron first. Her microphone was very expensive and it worked very well for ASMR videos. She got through three macarons before Charlie decided to be loud while streaming Among Us.
“OH!” Charlie shouted. 
Y/N sighed, waiting for a second before eating another macaron. This time, she got to the crepe cake before she was disturbed again. 
“I SAW HIM MEDBAY! I SAW HIM IN MEDBAY!” Charlie shouted, making you regret having your recording room right next to his. 
Y/N smiled to the camera, though you looked frustrated and looked perfect to be on one of those ‘watch people die inside’ videos. She was looking forward to this video, but Charlie was making it very hard. Like always. 
Y/N chose to ignore Charlie, taking a sip of G-Fuel out of her sponsor, the coldest water bottle. She wasn’t sure if cotton candy g-fuel was supposed to be in this water bottle, but she didn’t care. While finishing her crepe cake, Charlie rudely interrupted her again.
“OOHH! That was HUGE!” He yelled even louder than the first time. Y/N swore that the entire house shook. She let out a frustrated sigh and stood up, running over to where Charlie was. 
She bursted the door in and yelled “Hey shut the fuck up I’m trying to whisper!!”
Charlie looked at you and grinned, then he looked back at the screen and typed into the chat on Among Us. “Sean you owe me 10 bucks now.” he typed. Then he looked back at you, “I knew you would get angry.” 
Y/N gasped, stepping more into the room. “I- You- Wh- You just fuckin’ love to annoy me, huh?!” 
“Well no, but actually yes.” Charlie replied, and you sighed. 
“You know what? That's it. I’m not sharing my macarons.” Y/N said, walking out of the room and slamming the door shut. You hear a muffled “Waaait! Nooo!” from Charlie. He loves macarons. 
Even through all this fury and annoyance, she still cracked a smile. Even if Charlie is the most annoying person on the planet, she still loved the man. 
Now shes gotta go hide these macarons-
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𝚍 𝚎 𝚊 𝚝 𝚑  𝚋 𝚎 𝚍 ~ [Cr1tiKal x Reader]
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"𝙸 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝙸 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚘 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗."
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Title: Death Bed Quote: I hope go to heaven so I see you once again Warnings: Heart shattering angst  Summary: After getting a deadly disease, Charlie reminices to the good times he had with his only love Y/N. Request: No A/N: We need more Cr1tiKal angst. If no ones gonna do it, guess it’ll have to be me. This song is obviously based on the song Death Bed by Powfu. I aged Charlie and Y/N down for this. They are both either 19, 20, or 21. You decide. This is also VERY cringey.  Fun fact: I sung this song for my class in chorus and it was very scary.
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Charlie laid there weakly on the hospital bed. The eerie beeping and sounds of the machines were unsettling and nerve wrecking. The room was bright with white lights and medical grey colors. Charlie had his eyes open as he stared at the white black dotted ceiling, many things and thoughts ran through his mind. All the memories of him and Y/N, the girl he fell in love with. He wished he was able to be there for her, but he guessed that it wasn’t destiny, guessed it wasn’t what god wanted.
Charlie didn’t wanna fall asleep, he didn’t wanna pass away. He’s been thinking of his and Y/Ns future because he’ll never see those days. He wished he was never cursed with this stupid disease. He wished he was able to stand and walk around with Y/Ns hand in his. He wishes he was able to live the life he always dreamed of with Y/N. 
All the memories, all the moments, all the laughs and giggles, all the snuggles and cuddles.. They all came back to him in a big wave of emotion and sadness.. 
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“Oh! Look! Look! Look at the squirrel!” Y/N said as she pointed at the squirrel that was perched up on a fence. Y/N and Charlie were walking around the park and taking goofy videos together. 
“Holy shit that squirrel is fat as fuck.” Charlie laughed as he zoomed in on the big and fluffy squirrel, “What is that squirrel eating? Who the hell is feeding that thing?” 
Y/N laughed and leaned closer to Charlies shoulder. Her smile was so wide and full of joy it warmed Charlies heart whenever he even took a quick glance at it. 
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While walking through the parking lot of a Walmart they have just been in, a dog barked in the distance. The bark scared the ever loving hell out Y/N and squealed and jumped into Charlies arms. 
Charlie laughed and hugged her tightly, “Whats wrong?” he asked
“The bark scared me...” Y/N muttered with embarrassment as Charlie continued the laugh.
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Y/N and Charlie were cuddled together as Courage The Cowardly Dog played on the TV. The light emitting from the TV was the only source of light in the dark room. Y/N was tucked under Charlies armpit and her leg was nearly wrapped around him.
“This show is creepy.” Y/N said quietly to Charlie. 
“No, it’s art.” Charlie replied in his usual monotone voice.
“No, it’s creepy.” Y/N replied. 
Charlie silently looked down at Y/N and after a couple moments of silence he said “Do not start with me.” 
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“Why do you need to look that pretty? We’re going to church.” Charlie asked. Y/N was wearing a light yellow dress and a cute necklace. 
“Because I wanna look pretty, you meanie.” Y/N pouted, slipping a bracelet on.
“Jeez I was just joking.” Charlie chuckled. 
“Well.. I dunno.” Y/N slipped into the arms of Charlie without saying a word. “You’re my only savior.” 
“...That was the cheesiest and cringiest thing you have ever said to me.” Charlie said in full honestly, making Y/N blush out of embarrassment and walk away.
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“Ok, it’s either Age of Ultron or Star Wars.” Y/N said, flipping through the movies on TV. 
“Star Wars. Age of Ultron is a literal piece of shit.” Charlie said, propping his feet up on the coffee table.
“Age of Ultron it is.” Y/N said, clicking on the movie and ignoring the stare of disbelief Charlie gave her.
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A single tear slipped down his face as he looked over to Y/N was sitting next to him in tears. Charlie knew he was dying- he knew he didn’t have much left in him. He already felt his soul slipping away, and he wasn’t ready. But he was accepting it, he was accepting his fate. He was happy he was going to die with someone he loved, he was glad he wasn’t passing away alone. 
“Y/N?” Charlie said, and Y/N looked up, taking Charlies hand in hers. “I’m sorry I have to go like this.”
Y/N was silent, but spoke a few seconds later. “I.. I don’t want you to go. Theres so much we haven’t done! I mean.. getting married, starting a family, watching you with our son...”
“Hey, I hope you find someone else. I know you will, they can do everything we wanted. I wish it could be me, but we all know I won’t make it off this bed.” Charlie said. It broke his little dying heart to see Y/N cry like that.. 
“Your life was so short! It really sucks..” Y/N sniffled, “You.. gave me everything I wanted.” 
Charlie cracked a small smile, holding Y/Ns hand as tightly as he possibly can. “I’m happy you were mine, really. I’m sorry you have to lose me, but you that I’m not perfect..” Charlie breathed in, “Just please, don’t stay awake for too long with me on your mind, alright? I love you. Remember that.” 
Charlie felt weaker and weaker by the minute. He looked into Y/Ns eyes as the life in his body slowly drained from him. And on that final moment, looking into the abyss of Y/Ns eyes, there was a long... Beep.
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My HC list gave me these ideas.
Cr1tiKal x Reader and Corpse x Reader shit.
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Y/N🌠: This could be us
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Charlie🤬: Block me.
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Y/N🌺: Its u :3
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Corpsie🌹: 🥺💕
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thefanficmonster · 2 years
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ommg sorry for the late response, but yeah, I'm okay with a 10/11 year gap!!
Ok perfect, thank you for confirming and enjoy the headcanons 💕
Pairing: Penguinz0 x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Age gap LEGAL (30/19), Foul Accusations, Internet Drama, Swearing
Genre: Romance, Minor Hurt/Comfort, RPF (Real Person Fic)
- You and Charlie were the ones fate chose at VidCon 2019
- By that I mean that you two had by chance sat down next to one another while attending your mutual friends' gaming panel
- Your best friend Mark shouted you out while he was talking about the development of the gaming genre on YouTube and you yelled out your gratitude to him which obviously caught Charlie's attention
- "You're new in the industry?" He asked you in a whisper as Mark continued talking about some other topic
- You were taken aback by the fact that Charlie, Moist Critical/Penguinz0 of all people was talking to you
- Hell, you broke out in a nervous sweat even as you sat down and realized he was your seat neighbor
- To say you were flustered would be an understatement
- "Yeah, um, just doing it on the side while working and figuring out if I wanna go to college." You cringed inwardly at the sorta unnecessary information dump you gave him but he seemed unbothered by it
- His smile charmed you instantly, making you forget all about your embarrassment
- "Welcome to this interesting community." He said, his tone making you giggle, "Stick around after the panel, I could drop some knowledge if you'd like. For this YouTube thing and for college."
- "Yeah, I'm really amazed at how you could balance the two at the same time." You blurted out, not noticing what your words really meant
- Charlie, however, did notice, "Oh, so you're familiar with my dumbassery on the internet, I see."
- Your eyes instantly widened, a blush creeping up your neck and to your cheeks, one he unfortunately also caught sight of and laughed
- "Don't be embarrassed, I find it charming." He told you with a wink that practically melted you in your seat
- And if, at the time, you didn't know where the story would go past that interaction or even if it would go anywhere, you still would've never guessed that you and him would start dating
- He was the bold one to ask for your number on the last day of VidCon before he had to fly back to Florida and you had to take a roadtrip back home to San Jose
- Of course, you gave it to him
- And yet you still were surprised when he texted you six and a half hours later
- “Hope you had a safe drive and I hope you’re ignoring this if you’re still driving XD”
- That opened the gates for practically non-stop texting and calling/facetiming from that point onward
- You chose to make it official two months after that despite wanting to do so IRL but being prevented by the pandemic that took over
- And you made it internet official a year and a half later
- The long wait was a result of several reasons
- For starters, you wanted to accumulate your own following and not piggyback off of Charlie’s 
- Secondly, you’d be lying if you said you weren’t nervous, both of you were
- Mainly because of the internet’s love for gossip, drama and cancel culture which you knew would be triggered by the age gap of eleven years between you and Charlie
- Neither of you ever noticed the difference in your relationship, but you knew the people on the internet most definitely will and would also make a fuss about 
- And oh boy they did
- Many harsh words were thrown around all over social media
- Accusations of you using Charlie for your personal growth and fame
- Accusations of him using you for popularity 
- Suspicions of your relationship being a publicity stunt
- Assumptions that the relationship started before you were a legal adult
- It was enough to make you and Charlie turn off the router in your apartment and go off the grid up north for two weeks where you’d never felt more secure
- The toll that haters had taken on your relationship was mended in those two weeks
- During those 14 days no one had a say in you relationship nor your feelings other than the two of you and it felt like none of those shitty things even happened
- But you could live in bliss only for so long
- Eventually, you had to return to the less-than-pleasant reality of what you two had stirred up by revealing your romance to the world
- This time around, however, it seemed like a lot of the hate had been turned into acceptance 
- Hell, there was more support than hate now
- There were the statements your friends and fellow streamers made in yours and Charlie’s defense
- Not that you needed defending, you hadn’t done anything wrong but it was nice regardless
- Soon thereafter you both sat down and addressed everything: the start of your relationship, making sure to point out when and how it had started, clarifying it was all legal
- You pointed out the controversy and addressed how disappointed and hurt you both were by the assumptions but made it crystal clear that none of the accusations were true
- Deep down, you and Charlie both knew that no matter what you said or did, people would judge one way or another
- So, instead of looking at it from the downside angle, you turned to the silver lining, living your best life, out of earshot of all the negativity
- What matters is your love for one another - something neither of you have ever had to question
- That’s what made you the power couple you are today and will forever be
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thefanficmonster · 2 years
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Hey can you make a moist cr1tikal x reader where they're sibling of a famous YouTuber and makes YouTube videos of their own and he's a big fan of
Hi dear! Thank you so much for your request! I hope you don't mind the headcanons format, a full fic requires a long wait and I don't wanna put you through that so here it is! If you still want a full fic, don't be hesitant to ask! Enjoy 💕
Pairing: Moist Cr1tikal x Jacksepticeye's Sibling!Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: Swearing
Genre: FLUFF, Humor, RPF (Real Person Fic)
- As the younger sibling of none other than Jacksepticeye, you’ve had your fair share of second-hand fame over the years you’ve spent helping him grow his channel and attend conventions
- Over these years, you’ve garnered a certain love for content creating you never before thought you’d develop but you were more than happy to announce it to Jack who shared your enthusiasm and was your biggest supporter right from the get-go
- He still is the leader of your fan club much like you are of his
- Only difference is that now, that club actually has members other than him
- Albeit with his help, you managed to attract a decent amount of viewers to your streams every day until you hit a million subscribers within a time period of less than a year
- He was happier than you were, and that was not an easy task to achieve
- No, seriously, Evelien was worried you two would break the sound barrier with your shouting and cheering
- The way you officially celebrated that milestone, however, was not a classic party
- First of all, because of the raging Covid issue that was still at large play in the world at the time
- And second: Because you had made a promise to your brother
- Since you were dead-set on doing all you possibly could to get your own following and not piggyback off of his, you never collaborated on anything together
- There was not a single stream or video where you featured him and you had allowed only very few of his to feature you as a background lurker taking care of the technical stuff
- That being said, when Jack would complain on your avoidance of him like two siblings in high school (with a role reversal), you made him the promise
- “When, or if I reach 1 mil, we’ll collaborate, ok? Not only that, but we’ll play Among Us!”
- Ah, thinking back to that, do you feel the nostalgia?
- Time flies so quickly you’ve come to measure it in anniversaries rather than days and months
- Why anniversaries?
- Let’s get to that story, shall we?
- You were the last one to enter the lobby, having purposely been given a time later than intended so everyone could gather before your arrival
- You were nervous as all hell, palms sweaty, bouncing leg, restless fingers, the whole nine yards
- But the atmosphere that you were engulfed by, the warm wave of welcoming you felt wash over you when the people present greeted you, it was too overwhelmingly calming to no suppress that other dreadful feeling of anxiety within you
- Jack’s friends proved to be as nice as you had expected - even more so!
- Of course, you’d previously met Felix, Joel and Dave countless times you considered them your friends too at this point
- But there were also five people you adored there that you were yet to meet
- Rae, Corpse, Sykkuno, Toast and Charlie
- They were your idols from the very start of this career path of yours
- They were also the main reason behind your nervousness whereas, if it had only been the other three, Jack and you, you wouldn’t have bat an eye
- Each one of them congratulated you with so much genuineness, it made you feel like getting wrapped up in the most comforting, safe and warm hug in the world, further stifling your fears and worries
- It was impossible to stay nervous around people as wholesome, kind and sweet as them
- Truth is, you aren’t such an angel either, but you played the part nicely
- You couldn’t let your horns poke through during your first official time meeting some of these people, after all
- But, as any person with siblings can confirm, all it took was one snide remark from Jack to get you to roll your eyes and sass him right back
- Now that was the real you
- And, to your surprise, someone noticed the change right away
- “That’s why I find you so entertaining, that’s why I became a fan - you’ve got a quick wit and a knack for perfect timing whether that be a joke or sarcasm. I strongly respect people like that.”
- What surprised you even more was that this came from Charlie
- He was, at the time, the one you had the least amount of admiration for out of everyone in the group
- No specific reason, you had just never been too caught up with his content 
- But to hear that he was a fan of yours, it put your entire world out of balance
- And you being you, you had to even the field as to not feel like you had come off as rude later on
- “Oh, what a coincidence, I’m a fan of yours too!“
- Yeah, he still, till this day, pokes fun at you for that line and the high octave with which you said it
- It’s a golden moment, the perfect start to something even better
- At his offer/question, the two of you exchanged contact info and other social media after the stream ended and promised to talk about a collab soon
- Bad thing is, you couldn’t even focus on the excitement of the idea when you knew you were a con artist in the current scenario
- So, you did what any reasonable person would do: pulled an all-nighter watching his videos to get a clue as to what kind of content he put out and what his personality was like on camera
- Turns out, the camera probably makes no difference whatsoever, judging by his energy, he’s a crackhead 24/7
- And you were well aware you had enough of that energy for three lifetimes, but you were still willing to see it through and see where it would take you
- Well, since I’m from the future, I can tell you that it’s led you to an engagement
- Yup, almost two years following your meeting and a hundred collabs (the last of which was the proposal itself) later, you and Charlie live in a shared apartment, engaged to be married
- See what I meant when I said you count time in anniversaries now?
- There’s now two eras of your life you can clearly distinguish: medium chaos era and maximum chaos era
- The latter you’re still living out with your fiancée by your side
- If things go as planned, you’ll be living in this era till the obligatory ‘death do you part’
- Many things will change by then
- Hell, many things have already changed
- But one factor has remained a constant
- Charlie continues to watch each and every single one of your videos, giving Jack a run for his money for the position of leader of your fan club
- Speaking of Jack...
- He couldn’t be happier for the two of you, his body wouldn’t be able to contain a single ounce more of joy without combusting
- But he is quite salty about the idea of being taken down from his pedestal as your biggest fan
- Let’s be honest though, he stands no chance when compared to the man that’s head over heels in love with you and randomly tells you so in your stream chat just to make you giggle like a dummy mid-stream
- A love story of the times witnessed by thousands of people, what more can I say other than
- Beautiful
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No! This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game! [Father!Corpse x Child!Reader]
Part 2 of Goddamnit kid, now they know I’m a single father! Warnings: None Summary: While streaming Among Us, Corpse decides to teach his kid Y/N how to play the game! A/N: And yes my warnings have the non-warning as well, just so you know what to expect from the story. Also, Requests for Cr1tiKal and Corpse Husband are always open! Ask or message me if you have any ideas. Also, message or ask if you’d like to be tagged- just please state what kind of fics you wanna be tagged be on. I’m always open to tag people! Request: Yes  Tag list:  @save-the-sky @alilshit @whatifwedo @hughugh20 @fleurmoon @bi-andready-tocry @itsminniekat @yoongi-holland @loraleiix @hacker-ghost @fanworrior @marvelous-musicals @annshit @unknown-and-invisible @letsloveimagines @hairbrush-anon @babyhoneystvles 
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“Oh by the way guys I have Y/N here for the stream today.” Corpse said to his chat as he moved his little guy around in Among Us. “Hai!” Y/N said happily. Corpse had them sitting on his lap just chilling and watching their father play. It has been a couple months since the announcement of Y/Ns existence happened and everyone fell in love. Corpse did have to tell Y/N how to deal with it and not to share his identity to anyone who asks. He was enjoying a happy life, getting so much support by his fans and his friends. Life was good, for once. But with happiness comes sadness, and of course with friendliness comes hatred. And there was hate.
People did not trust Corpse with a child, sadly. The hashtag ‘CorpseCPS’ trended on Twitter before someone came out and told everyone to fuck off. But even if that hashtag stopped, that didn’t stop the haters. People still tweeted about it, hated on Corpses kid, and just been assholes. 
“Corpse Husband is not fit to be a father. He already told a majority of his fans about his mental problems, so do you really think he will raise that kid properly? #CorpseCPS” 
“Wouldn’t be surprised if Y/N will grow up to not be able to sleep at night. Just like their father.”
“I stg I bet Y/N is terrified of Corpse. Have you heard his music and seen his videos? I wouldn’t trust someone like him with a child, he could emotionally abuse them. Someone call CPS!!! #CorpseCPS”
“Who the fuck is accepting single fathers? Children belong to their mothers, not their fathers. I hope @Corpse_Husband realized how he fucked up and gives that poor kid back to its mother.”
“Bet that the mother of Corpses kid fought so much for custody on that poor child on god.”
“Someone save this child. #CorpseCPS”
It really got to Corpse, making him think he wasn’t capable of raising Y/N. Was everybody right? Was he going to mess this child up? He didn’t like thinking about, but his mind always trailed back to it. It worried him, the only thing he wanted was to make his kid happy. Was he doing a bad job? Was his kid going to grow up wrong? 
“Can you guys please let me live my life and raise my kid? Don’t think you’d feel good if someone said you weren’t capable of raising the kid you had. Jesus.”
Corpse Tweeted that when the anxiety and bad thoughts got too much for him, hoping this would calm them down. But one small Tweet doesn’t go a long way sometimes. He was glad most of his fanbase supported him, at least his friends did. And now he didn’t have to worry about the haters. Right now, it was streaming with Y/N time.
“Alright Y/N, you control the little astronaut like this..” Corpse put Y/Ns hand on the mouse and put his over it, moving his horned avatar through the halls on the screen. “Those red words are my gamer tag, Corpse. Red means im an imposter and white means crewmate. The goal of the game as an imposter is to kill everyone without them finding out its you. The crewmates need to find out who the imposter is an eject them.” 
“Okeh!” Y/N said excitedly and laughed.
Corpse smiled fondly. He loved Y/Ns laugh, it melted his heart. “Ok, see those cameras?” Y/N nodded, “You gotta be careful killing people around those, someone could be watching.” Corpse moved to electrical, “See? This is electrical. And there's, felix. Whoop, now hes dead.” 
“That was mean!” Y/N whined. 
“It’s the point of the game though!” Corpse quickly vented. “Okay, to kill people, you click this.” He showed Y/N how to kill people, “And to hop into a vent to get away, you click this.” He showed Y/N how to vent. “Now, during an emergency meeting you need an alibi.” 
“Whats an alibi?” Y/N asked, glancing up at their fathers face. 
“If someone blames you for wiping someone out, you have to have an excuse to why you didn’t do it. That’s an alibi.” Corpse explained, heading down the hallway. “So next time after the next emergency meeting, you will play! Sound fun?” He smiled when Y/N replied with an upbeat yes. Then a body was reported, “Ok Y/N, don’t tell anyone it was us, alright?” Y/N nodded. 
“Where was the body?” Poki asked. 
“I found it in electrical.” Sykkuno replied. 
“I did see Sean go that way.” Corpse said, making Sean instantly reply. 
“I was just passing by!” Sean argued, “What about you Corpse? Didn’t you go near electrical?” 
“It was you Sean I saw it wit my own 2 eyes!” Y/N called out, making everyone nearly die. 
“Well you can’t really argue with that one Sean.” Charlie chuckled.
“Vote Sean the council has decided.” Sykkuno declared. 
“Wha-- I- B--” Sean stuttered as everyone vote for him. Soon, they all watched him float into the abyss of space.
Corpse chuckled, “You’re my superpower Y/N. Ok, I’ll guide you along but its your turn to play.”
Y/N made a happy squeal, putting their hand over the mouse and moving the astronaut across the screen excitedly. Corpse guided them along, having his hand placed over theirs. “Ok Y/N, be careful. remember, there are cameras.” 
“Okie.” Y/N said, heading down the hallway. They walked around for a bit and Corpse helped them fake tasks. “Ok, see Toast? We’re gonna kill him.” Corpse checked for cameras, “Do you remember how?” Corpse asked. 
“Yah!” Y/N moved the astronaut forward, killing Toast. 
“Ok now vent, vent vent vent!” Corpse said, leaning forward and moving the astronaut to hover over the vent. Y/N stalled but clicked the right button, quickly venting right when Poki walked in. A dead body was reported, and they were back at the emergency meeting.
“It was Corpse!! It was Corpse!! I saw him vent!” Poki screamed, being way too loud to Corpse, but he didn’t mind anymore. 
“That wasn’t me.” Corpse lied, “Where was the body?” 
“I found it it navigation! You vented!” Poki said. 
“Mmm nah it wasn’t me. I was in storage.” Corpse lied again, making Y/N feel pretty damn bad. I swear, this child was so innocent. They couldn’t stand seeing lies and murders happening. So, they said “It was dad!” 
“HAH! They just exposed you!” Sean laughed loudly. 
“Oh my god the betrayal.” Charlie laughed as well. 
“Vote Corpse!” Poki yelled, “I told you!” 
“Y/N knows whats right.” Sykkuno said, voting for Corpse. 
Corpse gasped, “Noo! that’s not how’re supposed to play the game!” Corpse sighed, watching as everyone voted for him. Y/N frowned, “Im sorry..” Corpse hugged Y/N, “no no it’s fine. Just don’t betray me like that.” he chuckled, watching his astronaut float through space. He sighed again, “Better luck next time. Guess I have to train you how to be a ghost.” 
Y/Ns eyes lit up, “Yaaaayyyy!~”
~The End~
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