#crimez

[shadowartxero]

yeah haven’t been here in a while, i’ll be doing ArtFight this year so i’ll be drawing more at least then lol

have a human Mae from night in the woods cuz im getting attached to this game :’)

#nitw #nitw mae #night in the woods #night in the woods mae #nitw human mae #crimez #nitw gregg #nitw bea #nitw angus #nitw art #digital art #fan art #procreate #procreate drawing #fall drawing

[scopophilic1997]

scopOphilic_micromessaging_931 - scopOphilic1997 presents a new micro-messaging series: small, subtle, and often unintentional messages we send and receive verbally and non-verbally.

#scopOphilic1997 #scopOphilic #digitalart #micromessaging #streetart #graffitiart #graffiti #brooklyn #nyc #photographers on tumblr #original photographers #ArtistsOnTumblr #2024 #2023 #williamsburgbridge #RIP Sian #Small Crimez Gabriel #ice cream cone #MONGO #black #grey #lime green #blue #white

[austajunk]

Best girl gone bad EVER. Thank you, Akudama Drive!

#akudama drive #akudama swindler #swindler #ordinary person #absolute Queen #we stan a gal who single-handedly fucked up a dystopia #by doing crimez #my art

[stonerzelda]

Oh shit ive been softblocked. Understandable have a good day

#mfw i followed them just for my medieval too much ankle my apologies #medieval sideblog* its ok. sorry gablehood for my crimez

[dove-da-birb]

mossy moss

C R I M E Z

#kei! #be gay do crimez #what will the next crime be? who knows! #still whisking you away to bake cookies and frolic through the woods

[homophobic-dachshund]

#homophobic dog #op #did hate crimez

[ven-finn]

I know my loz art got to the wrong ppl cuz someone offhandedly said the don't like beedles skyward incarnation since hes a dick and I just think that a crucial integral part of Beedles appeal is that he's kind of a bitch sometimes

#have u not turned down one of his bug trade offers before? #he plans to commit literal crimez against u

[heyholmesletsgo]

Middle of the night so silently I creep on over to the mortuary

For the MXTX Necrophilia week event.

#The Untamed #MXTXNecroweek #Yi City #Xue Yang #Code Blue #tw: suicide #fanvid #my fanvid #mis cosas #moar fanvid crimez

[officiallychocolatte]

Im boop laundering >:))))

#talking #april fools #april fools 2024 #tumblr april fools #committing crimez-

[spoopywhiskers]

Sorry not sorry for all the RW spam and sorry not sorry form RBing them all from you guz :}

#rambles #i will now continue to commit said crimez

[yther]

ongoing disappointment that I wasn't actually stalked and murdered (affectionately) over the nights these past few weeks

#I am too much of a “coward” aka ???nonmurdery #to do the self moider #please god let someone volunteer #I really don't actually want to *not live* with guilt of stepping in front of trucks and actually get a bingo #fyi ik bad bad mean and traffic menace #...I should die for.. that. plz ty lol #crime and punishment #crimez and punishment #need to double tag that in case

[fatenumberfor]

@cowboy-crimez replied to your post “this fawn has been lying on our driveway for hours...”:

deers often leave their fawns alone for a while ! try not to touch or disturb (including moving it!) and the mother should return within 24 hours of leaving it. if she doesn't come back, then look at calling ur local wildlife organization

​ur regional spca likely has a similar page but here's some info on what to do when u find a baby deer :) : https://spca.bc.ca/faqs/found-baby-deer-alone-need-help/

oh this is reassuring. thank you for the link! my county’s deer page was lacking info ;( I contacted them anyway and they said the same things as you. I’m gonna monitor it tomorrow to make sure there aren’t any flies swarming it or anything

feeling very #blessed #moved #grateful that the doe deemed the spot behind our trash cans a safe area for her fawn

@wenees replied to your post “this fawn has been lying on our driveway for hours...”:

maybe it's sick :( try to call a vet or something... poor baby try cover it

the county animal rescue people said that fawns are like sitting ducks cos they won’t move even when approached 😩 NAWT a good defense mechanism lmao. anyway I moved 1 of the wooden boards to give it shelter so it won’t get too cold from the rain!

#cowboy-crimez #wenees #resequor #ty both for replying :")

[qqueenofhades]

I was wondering if you think things would have gone differently for McCarthy if he had immediately shut down the Biden impeachment idea, what with no evidence and all? Personally if I was in congress and saw someone willing to go to such lengths to try to court just a few extremists/crazies in their own party, I’d be super worried about what they would demand next from him

No, because he was 100% in a no-win situation of his own making. He bent over backward to appease the crazies by bringing the "impeachment" investigation, which instantly proved to be a total disaster exposing the complete absence of any actual evidence and was seen as such by everyone, including Fox. Because McCarthy sold his soul to get the job in the first place by pandering to the most extremist elements of the GOP House caucus, he willingly agreed to the situation where just one loony would be able to introduce a motion to vacate him -- which, uh, is exactly what just happened. This was a ticking time bomb, and it's extremely hard to feel bad that it went off. Chekhov's Matt Gaetz, or something.

Basically, Kevin was damned-if-he-did, damned-if-he-didn't. He enraged Democrats by bringing the sham impeachment and by going on TV and blaming them (as he continues to do even now) for "not wanting to pass" the budget deal, when they were the only reason the government didn't shut down. He had repeatedly lied to them, kissed up to Trump, and otherwise been profoundly untrustworthy. He didn't have enough spine or character to shut down the impeachment business, and even if he had, he would have been even more compromised in the eyes of the far-right lunatics (blah blah "Hiding The Truth About Biden's Crimez And Working With Democrats To Stop It!"). Who indeed would have tried to remove him on that alone. This was all completely predictable and unavoidable from the moment he sold every single scrap of principle or customary House rule just to futilely attempt to appease the worst people alive, get his paws on the gavel for barely 9 months, and accomplish literally nothing, thus to go down in flames as a literal first-in-history laughingstock. Hope it was worth it, Kev!

#anonymous #ask #politics for ts #the thing about extremists is: you will never be extremist enough for them #pandering to them will always backfire #and you will be deserted by everyone else #but because it's a tenet of political logic in america that the republicans are free to behave badly #and the democrats are Obliged to save them from it and then get blamed if they don't #here we are #le shrug

[zahri-melitor]

Connor and Tim: They’ve Got a Dad Thing

With the DC Pride story, I’m having soft thoughts about Tim Drake and Connor Hawke talking about their feelings, identities and dads together, which is something they do remarkably often for two characters who are friends but have never been on the same team or family. Also Tim brings up Connor not being able to drive. A lot.

Going through a bunch of their appearances:

Green Arrow #105: The first meeting! Connor and Tim are chasing after Connor's stepfather, who has committed CRIMEZ buying weapons in Gotham. They take the time to discuss such important issues as ‘not being the first person to have their identity’, legacies, Tim’s love for cars, Connor’s inability to drive, and Lady Shiva.

Connor stays in town, leading to their next team up in Robin #25. Tim’s chasing down a DIFFERENT group of gunrunners after one of his classmates brought a gun to school. The dad angle here is actually Tim sending Jack to talk to his classmate’s dad about bringing a gun to school. There isn’t nearly as much fun banter between Connor and Tim here, but they still get to spend some time appreciating each other’s martial art skills.

Also notably Tim emotes quite a bit to Connor (and also Steph) about how he feels about his classmate getting shot (due to bringing the gun to school) and how fighting for revenge feels (it’s not something Tim enjoys).

The next team up is Batman Chronicles #7! Connor shows up to talk to Tim about Ollie and what it’s like trying to live up to a legend, and Tim tells him a story of a Bruce & Ollie team up. They bond over being legacies for Batman and Green Arrow.

The next time Connor and Tim team up is my all time favourite, Brotherhood of the Fist. It happens following Cataclysm but before No Man’s Land. Tim and Connor get a full crossover together! (Ok Bruce and Dick and Eddie Fyers are also there). Everyone is having problems with the Monkey Fist cult, who are busy having a martial arts competition while taking down various martial arts masters.

Tim and Connor once again get the chance to talk about dads (and also the fact Connor STILL doesn’t have his licence). This time it’s discussing whether Batman is Tim’s dad. He’s not! Connor’s still feeling like he has to live up to Ollie’s legacy! Tim empathises and tells him Batman approves.

Tim’s also a martial artist fanboy.

Eventually Connor ends up having to fight Lady Shiva! Tim saves Connor’s life by using his life debt with Shiva, and everyone tells Connor how good he was keeping up. (Nobody acknowledges Tim HAS that life debt due to managing to kill Shiva by accident a few months ago, because Tim’s fight record against her is full of ‘Tim wins due to shenanigans’)

(I love this crossover so much, folks)

Robin #78-79: Connor drops into Gotham again, because all of Tim’s classmates at Brentwood have something weird going on. This time they’re taking down a demon! Tragically they’re too busy running away from the demon to have any good conversations about their dads this time, but Tim DOES get some jokes in about the car.

(Eddie Fyers does not appreciate this and gives as good as he gets, bringing up the only mention of a dad).

Batgirl #30-32. Connor and Eddie show up to investigate the murder of some rich folk who belong to a specific secret society. A member of this club is Jack Drake. Amazingly, Connor and Tim get to talk about dads even while they’re in Cass’ book. Connor and Eddie kidnap Jack Drake and Eddie pretends to be him at an awards ceremony to save his life. This is very funny as Dana, Tim and Steph are in the audience and Tim at least recognises Eddie on sight. Eddie then gets kidnapped by the assassins.

Once Tim and Steph regroup and meet up with Connor and Cass, Tim still has time to tease Connor about being unable to drive and take control of the vehicle. Again.

The group tracks down the van that Eddie was kidnapped in, leading to Tim very awkwardly trying to explain how he knows who Jack Drake is.

Identity Crisis #6. Now this one is not so much a Connor and Tim team up so much as a very important moment on the topic of Connor, Tim and their feelings about dads. (I will never not be annoyed that Ollie doesn’t show the paper to Connor, given that Connor knows about Jack Drake, even if he doesn’t know that Tim is Tim)

This is an important part of the Connor and Tim relationship, dammit, even if neither of them realise this moment happened.

Unfortunately after this point the Bad Times start for both Connor and Tim for a while (several continuities of a while). Not so much time hanging out together talking about what being a legacy means to them and what’s in a father.

But they’re both FINALLY back in continuity, themselves, and in the same place. So what did they do together this week? They met up, talked about coming out, their dads, and their feelings. (No cars this time, though).

Damian thinks they’re joking about sitting about talking about their feelings. They absolutely are not. 

#dc #tim drake #connor hawke #look I love these two together so much #they have such complicated feelings about their various dads together #also one day Tim is going to end up teaching Connor how to drive for some case and I think that's beautiful

[d0llqueen]

These are coal bits

They're just small balls of carbon

And theyre not edible

But dont you think they outta be

They're just combustable masses

Of pressurized plant matter

That we use to heat grills at cookouts

So they're not that good for eating

But even so...

Me want bite!

Me want void candy delight

Me commit snack crimez

Me think hot cereal time!

Prison of Plastic page 32 be like

#epithet erased spoilers #epithet erased prison of plastic #prison of plastic #prison of plastic spoilers #giovanni potage #vincent murder #ee giovanni

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

tf2 AU where all the mercs actually get caught early on for their ✨️crimez✨️ and meet in jail and they get up to silly little shenanigans in prison beating the shit out of everyone else and gaining a reputation as "That Gang of crazy mf". Admin owns the prison they stay in and Miss Pauling is the lawyer or smth, idk.

#tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 au #my post #this is so unoriginal ik #silly chatters