I was watching vines and then...things happened at 1 am last night. This is inspired by my dice luck 😂.
Xalene, the little elf, is my friends's dnd character✨
Yes, I know white sage is not for white people and that conservation efforts are needed to preserve the remaining supply for native practitioners. I did not know that at the time that I bought that, and I want to use it all as not to just waste what I bought.
I had a cursed dice night last night for D&D, where do I buy a dice jail for the cursed little shits? XD
I made a roll with advantage on intimidation, which I had pretty good stats with and failed both times. So I used my inspiration to try squirm out and roll again and still failed XD
So on my next turn when it came back to me I tried a vicious mockery to try put one of the enemies at disadvantage... and I failed that too ROFL!!! I just tell the party "I think I might be too scrawny to be intimidating"
Well D&D was something! XD
Got into combat with some bears and Lyric still had speak with animals active from talking with a wolf before combat started so I rolled intimidation with advantage to try and scare away the bears... I failed both rolls!!!!
I realized I had a karma point I hadnt used, so I used it to squeak in one last roll.... still failed XD
So now I can't get the mental image out of my head of Lyric all cute and adorable trying to be scary like a kitten with its tail puffed up and the bears just laughing at him!
He's literally the freaking twig of the group ROFL!!!!
Everyone else is all tall and strong and then there's Lyric the little weed following along.
I tried a vicious mockery on my next turn in an effort to try and give the bears a disadvantage, but I even failed that XD
But in the end he did actually manage to end combat by realizing the bears didnt have dark vision and yeeting their light source into the woods which the bears then followed and everyone picked up those who don't have dark vision, grabbed the wounded wolf and high tailed the fuck out of there!!!!
Shout out to Aabria for playing Suvi having literally every possible negative emotion over the course of like 2 days in a fantastic manner. Like yeah that was what it feels like to be 20 and Really Good At Things and to suddenly realize that in the greater scheme of the world it really does not matter and also all authority figures are mad at you because this realization has made you make a series of Decisions and Choices that are Questionable.
On the 25th of December 2022, Instagram decided to grace me with a video of Wayne Brady (King Dice’s VA) during an interview. However, the audio was certainly cursed, and the imagery my brain conjured even more so.
With my shitty editing skills you too get to see it for yourself!
You can find the original clip here, as I have cut down the audio