#cuz I don’t swear

[smilesrobotlover]

For a reel on Instagram. Unfortunately I couldn’t download it with the audio so here it is. Just imagine Jerma cussing out a child

#they are brothers to me #I wish we could’ve seen them interact more #also again idk why I keep apologizing but I’m sorry about my obsession with revali BDKSBSKSBSK #I love him #honestly I forgot how much I loved Teba too #like all the Rito man #they’re amazing #legend of zelda #age of calamity #hyrule warriors age of calamity #teba #tulin #revali #swearing #I mean it’s censored out #cuz I don’t swear #but #meh

[m-pennanti]

ADHD be like “oh that reminds me!” And bring up something that isn’t related to the topic in the slightest

#adhdawareness #adhd feels #adhdlife #living with adhd #adhd post #adhd #adhd mood #adhd culture #adhd problems #no cuz I swear it’s related #the bees reminded me of how they die when they sting #dying reminded me of how my dog died #my dog reminded me of back before mom had cancer #which reminded me of another thing that happened before the cancer #which was my mom’s friend getting murdered by her husband #the husband strangled her #which reminded me about how when my grandpa massages my neck I feel like I’m choking #which reminded me that I don’t like being massaged #or touched in general #that’s why I asked you if you liked it when people touched you #in a conversation about bees #it makes total sense

[i-will-always-love-the-jedi]

The light of the Jedi?

Come on Star Wars give her a break that woman is very tired

Bonus fans under the cut:

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#i spend an ungodly amount of my life thinking about this poor lady #also i love her new look #also i love her #me accidentally rendering the scar nice and deciding I need to render EVERYTHING now #i started drawing this cuz I need to wait for the comic until I can continue my fic #guess which poor idiot thought it will come out tomorrow #me #now I made myself sad #my obsession with this traumatized space wizard is not very good #me and my mommy issues staring at Avar Kriss: well shit #Star wars I swear don’t kill her #i will cry very much #also shadows of starlight 2 preview? #God my angst loving heart #im ranting in the tags again #sorry #the high republic #star wars the high republic #avar kriss

[dark-side-blog3]

Diavolo: what?! How can you not trust me to be a good man, with your best interests at heart? 🥺 I am kind and courteous and I just want the three realms to prosper and my friends to remain jovial with me and and and—- I’m just a little guy. How could you not like me???

The cause of literally every event problem in the first two years of OM:SWD

#I don’t mean like the serious shit like Lilith dying or MC dying #I mean all the times the brothers got stuck somewhere and Diavolo swears he doesn’t know how to get everyone out #but he always ends up not only knowing how to get out but being the one to get them all trapped in the first place #this is why his darling should be looking at him with utmost suspicion if not annoyance #he’s fucking shady #he’s cute tho so it’s like being mad at a bison for doing bison things #yeah he gores people but like. he’s a rich demon. that seems like normal rich demon things #yandere meme #yandere shitpost #yandere obey me shall we date #yandere obey me #i can’t comment on the nightbringer events cuz I’m super behind on that game #yandere diavolo #yandere sweetheart diavolo

[dia-smthidk]

the amount of shit I feel like rn is getting so fucking sickening

I feel like I’m actually about to get ill

#don’t need any encouragement though #cuz if someone tells me another word of “positivity” I feel I’m gonna puke #hhhhhh everything is so fucking nauseating I apologize for venting on here ugh #tw swearing #dia shitpost

[cryptvokeeper]

so this sucks but

I got two tickets to see Sweeney Todd on Broadway tomorrow at 8PM that I can… no longer go to

sooooo If anyone wants them feel free to message me I’d like to sell them if I can.

they’re like. Pretty decent seats too, they’re orchestra row C, I’d really hate for them to go to waste. Even if you just want one of em or something idk

#sweeney todd #broadway #josh groban #sweeney todd 2023 #sweeney todd revival #sweeney todd musical #I know this probably sounds like a scam I SWEAR I’m legit I can send proof somehow if you need #My friend is sick and can’t go with me anymore and I don’t wanna go alone cuz the commute back to where I live that late at night isn’t fun #And I don’t wanna waste money aaaaaa

[whumpy-wyrms]

had a dream that me and 4 other mutuals were hanging out irl and all our ocs were there too and we were all sitting around my room talking about our oc lore and stuff it was so silly and fun

and the tllr mystery character was there taking up all the attention hahahaha i think this is a sign for me to write. i’m sooooo excited to introduce them

#crep vida maisie and vell hiiii i swear i’m normal /j #also if we’re mutuals or i’ve just been following you for a long time i guarantee you’ve showed up in my dreams at least once. #just. hanging out #chilling in the background and sometimes playing minecraft with me #cuz half my dreams literally take place in that game #also i’ve probably dreamed about your ocs too #but never MY OCS!!!!! which SUCKS because i reeeally wanna dream about my ocs they’re always so fucking cool and amazing #dreams #i dream about everyone and everything don’t be weirded out if ur in my dream it’s just my brain making up silly stuff #wyrms says stuff

[apollosfavkiddo]

guys i have six drafts waiting to be finished and idk which one i should choose

so you’re gonna choose for me😃😃 (jus know that one of them is the first chapter of a series (pretty big one btw) and three of them are requests from weeks ago 😍)

#like guys i swear i’ll write whichever you choose #it’s cuz i don’t have enough creativity to finish six drafts in one weeks #but i’ll try #still giving priority to the ones you choose duh #all my love 🍀 #postcards from leah

[pawzofchaos]

//BLOOD WARNING

been binging muffins recently

#I fr need to learn how to draw ponies this is my second time attempting 😬 #I also rushed the blood cuz I just realized I forgot it I swear I can do better #paws draws #art #my art #fanart #mlp #my little pony #my little pony creepypasta #creepypasta #muffins #muffins mlp #mlp fandom #derpy hooves #pinkie pie #minkie pie #derpy x minkie #I don’t support the creator btw

[redhotarsenic]

NOW. I THINK. THAT MAYBE. I MIGHT JUST BE FUCKING COOKING HERE!

#is this a Good Idea is this GOOD cuz I don’t knowwwwww #increasing my workload by a billion percent for NO REASON #but it’d be sick as FUCK right? #shhhhhhhh don’t tell mr nowfall shhhhhhhhhhhhh secret secret secret you gotta pinky swear #<- man who is posting this publicly for the WORLD to see #also bro if you see this. no. you didn’t. nuh uh :) #trigun #wip

[bakedbananners]

Been a while since I read the books but I thought that Alex used any pronouns? so she/they/he

Um absolutely not. She/her or he/him only.

There’s an entire scene in Hammer of Thor where she explains directly to Magnus that she alternates between he/she pronouns only. Idk where y’all are getting “any/all pronouns” from. To use they/them pronouns for Alex is misgendering her so do not do it.

#she literally says ‘don’t call me they’ like WHATTT are y’all talking about #i swear y’all r just making assumptions just cuz he’s genderfluid it doesn’t matter #alex fierro #riordanverse #magnus chase #mcga #me talking #ask

[crazyhappygirl]

I just like how middleman’s love doesn’t make any sense. They are all cute an cheesy and then it cuts to this very racy scene with its very racy music and very racy lighting and then they are back to being pastel and cute. Like what?

#this show is a circus i swear #tell me one thing that makes sense in this show #cuz i fail to find one #i almost ditched it #but i don’t want to give up on tutoryim cuz they have so much potential #thai bl #middleman's love #tutoryim

[dykeaegir]

siiiiiigh the chuggaaconroy situation really sucks :(

#like i don’t think he’s the scum of the earth or anything but you can’t deny how creepy he’d been acting #and no being autistic is not an excuse for consistently making your female friends uncomfortable #and continuing to act weird even after apologizing #i feel bad for everybody he’s hurt. especially lady emily who’s had to deal with a Lot of victim blaming #masae coming out with her own experiences too makes it sting even more #and i do think emily could have been more solid with her boundaries but i also don’t blame her for feeling weirded out. i would too tbh #man. #i wonder what colo’s gonna look like this year #honestly i haven’t watched chugga in a Long time cuz i’ve just. kinda grown out of his content style #also it legitimately surprised me when he started openly swearing in stuff lol #like who is this #but he still held a dear place in my heart and it feels a little bit off now #hrm. #bear.txt #bear.vent

[silent-partner-412]

crazy how switching to your ai party members would’ve been so goddamn useful in xenoblade 1 and 2’s combat systems, and then they finally add it in for xenoblade 3 and i barely used it at all. it was just so unwieldy trying to maneuver between six party members, and once you finally got to the right one it felt like what you needed to use them for was taken care of by somebody else. it just felt so pointless.

#xenoblade chronicles #xenoblade 1 #xenoblade 2 #xenoblade 3 #big big reason i don’t care for that game’s combat #your party members have like NO impact individually cuz they’re one of six and not one of three #the whole game felt like it played itself once you equipped yourself right #which i swear does not happen in xenoblade 1 and ABSOLUTELY does not happen in xenoblade 2 #it’s a big reason i have no desire to return to that game cuz the combat just isn’t as fun as the first two games

[idkwhatimdoingbutslay]

Christmas/Holiday/Winter vibes aren’t vibing so I’m gonna have to take it into my own hands (I’m desperate to join all the writers writing for the season and also because CAITLYN AND VI BEING IN LOVE: SNOW VERSION????)

#I opened my notes app but I’m also not home AND I’m supposed to be writing for dear hello 😭😭😭🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️ #arcane #caitvi #I NEED THEM TO BLUSH AND KISS AND CUDDLE AND UGAHSHAIWNEIEJ #I’ll finally be making it canon compliant/canon verse/following canon events cuz I feel like I never do that #guys I swear I’ll do it because I’m so hungry for it you don’t get it #I’m also gonna take the time to read everyone’s hallmark fics SPEAKING OF I NEED TO DO THAT TOO #but I’m planning to save that for valentines maybe….. #anyway lemme stop yapping fr #side note: give suggestions if you want 🤭 #slay writes #slay on the run

[goldenhypen]

ok here’s my orange blood song ranking for now but ik 100% for a fact this is gonna change tomorrow:

orange flower

mortal

blind

sweet venom

still monster

#ok if i had to explain how happy orange flower makes me… #just imagine if fate was a whole song #that’s how happy orange flower makes me #listening to it is making me tear up and i don’t even understand what they’re singing but i love it 😭 #to all the kpop haters who say ‘why do you like kpop you can’t even understand what they’re saying’ #cuz literally just the music itself is enough to convey everything one ever needed i swear 😭 #i love orange flower sm 😭 #also i’m a sucker for title tracks and i love sweet venom sm already and so it’s def gonna go up the ranking rq #and still monster are you kidding me???? i LOVEEE IT #so yeah idk how or why it’s last #i truly love every song here it pains me to put anything below no. 1 <//3 #em speaks