#cuz like. survival instincts or whatever
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Spoilers up to chap 303 of tsctir
When you're on your Enneagram bs & realize that Sung Hyunjae is self-pres/sexual 7 & Han Yoojin is self-pres/sexual 2.
...the fact that they both prioritize self-pres instinct while wielding the sexual instinct second would explain some of the odd chemistry in their semi-transactional relationship. They both are, or at least were, using their growing connection with the other as a tool to satisfy their own needs, and both of them see this as reasonable and fair because they know the other is doing the same thing.
Hyunjae only rejects the chemistry between them when his dominant instinct is threatened... needing to risk his arm to help everyone get out of the Japanese dungeon bcuz of whatever funky stuff Yoojin's got going on. He literally says to Song Taewon, after running away from Yoojin, in ch.296:
“No matter how much I like him, I come first. He’s mine to the end, and while he’s something I treasure, the one I value is myself.”
No wonder dude spirals out of control until he's literally contemplating wiping Yoojin off the face of the planet. he's a pleasure-seeking sp7 that ensures the satisfaction of his needs by building interpersonal alliances, & the passionate, dreamy energy of his sx7 instinct serves that end. if the focus of his current passion is abt to risk his survival, if he's gonna have to start making actual sacrifices, then it makes sense that he'd think abt cutting his losses. but... he doesn't want to kill him. cuz he liiiikes him. so he just ghosts him lol
& Yoojin's reaction to it is so freaking funny dude. he's like a crazy ex Hyunjae broke up with over text. & that makes sense, too, bcuz he's beginning to actually care about Sung Hyunjae in a non-transactional way, so Hyunjae just up and ghosting has to absolutely trigger the 2's fear of being unloved and abandoned, like it did when he thought Yoohyun abandoned him pre-regression. and because 2's are hiding insecurity and entitlement for love & attention behind a veneer of altruism, which wells into anger & resentment if they don't get the love that they're due, Yoojin literally threatens to blow up his house if he doesn't respond to him. and does, like, a 24 hour death countdown before barging into Sung Hyunjae's house when he STILL hadn't responded to his texts lololol
#enneagram#typology#personality types#sctir#the s classes that i raised#sung hyunjae#han yoojin#jinjae#type 7#type 2#sctir spoilers
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"If you want the content, make it yourself." Soooo yeah... I did the thing.
Lieutenant Yogar Lyste Headcanons (cuz I'm sad and he deserves love)
-Yogar is a 'Momma's Boy'; look at him, he’s got a smirk that says “Momma thinks I’m handsome”(and she’s right). He's also either an only child or a middle child (middle child solidarity) as he's so eager to prove himself and impress the higher ups.
-His momma taught him to respect women. Notice he wasn’t rude to Leia at all even when he privately rolls his eyes at Alderaan’s involvement and he went all out for her/her ships’ safety. He may not ever hit a woman but he will stun her ass if she’s a threat to his comrades.
-He secretly listens to Taylor Swift; he insists he has no time for music and calls pop music “childish noise” as if he wasn’t lip-singing ‘You Belong With Me’ in the mirror with a comb microphone last night. His favorite song is 'The Best Day' but let's be honest guys, the entire 'Fearless' Album was a banger.
-Yogar is very ticklish. Not like barely touche him ticklish but his neck and ribs very sensitive. He has tried to keep it a secret all his life so people won't tease him for it but he has gotten more than his fare share of hazing and torture during his academy days.
-Jokes fly right over his head. Unless it’s like a basic ‘Knock-knock’ joke or slapstick/physical comedy, he’s not gonna get it until like two hours later when out of nowhere, “Oh, I get it! The punchline is (something completely wrong and unrelated). Ha ha! Good one!”
-He’s allergic to cats; no reason for this one. I’m just imagining Ezra using the force to convince a Loth-cat to distract him by getting real cuddly and rubbing up on his legs while Lyste is trying so hard not to sneeze as his eyes burn.
-Growing up on Garel, Yogar doesn’t have much experience with nature and animals. Due to his allergies, his family never had any pets but he always wanted a dog(or whatever Star Wars equivalent of a dog is).
-If Lyste was a dog, he’d probably be a Shepherd/Lab mix. All of the energy and instincts for the job but almost none of the attention span. Doesn’t matter how old he is, Lyste is a puppy at heart.
-There is not a racist bone in his body. He still has a superiority complex, he’s very proud to be a part of the Imperial Fleet, but what Imp doesn’t look down on others? Lyste wasn’t disrespectful to Thrawn like Constantine was, he saw Thrawn as a superior officer that he is to loyally serve(the poor baby).
-Somehow, Lyste doesn’t need coffee. He is annoyingly a morning person. He could pull a late nighter moving crates, doing inventory, chase the Ghost crew halfway around Lothal, survive nearly being blown up and still be fresh as a daisy at 5 o’clock sharp the next morning. Kallus isn’t jealous of him for it at all.
- Lyste LOVES baked goods. Nothing can compare to his momma’s cooking but he’ll never turn down a home baked pie or muffin. On his time off, Lyste will head to a local bakery and spend the day just sitting there, listening to the sounds of the kitchen and smelling the warm air coming from the ovens. It reminds him of when he would come home from school and help his mom in the kitchen telling her about his day as they cooked dinner and while the desserts were in the oven, he’d do his homework and listen to his mother humming as she cleaned…He’ll never admit it, but Yogar is very homesick.
-Lyste keeps busy to distract himself from his homesickness. Don't get me wrong, he loves being an officer and he doesn't mind being stationed on Lothal, it's only a short jump to his home planet. But if he has a moment, smells a certain smell, or hears a song his mother liked, it sends him right back to when he was a kid on Garel playing soldier with the other kids.
-Being a Taylor Swift fan, Lyste is also a hopeless romantic. He dreams of one day finding a girl he can treat like a princess and be a prince in her eyes, someone he can bring home to his mother and live a fairytale life together. However, being in the military has put those plans on hold while he focuses on his career; he’s hoping to be ‘Captain Lyste’ before he even thinks about finding someone. He can dream though.
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i dunno if i’m doing this right… but for the kyman ask thingy… 17, 25, 31?
17. headcanons, just give us some headcanons. anything.
edit: This is super specific and I’m very picky on this but— Kyle is straight. Terminally. Irreparably. He is attracted to Girls and Girls only on all levels. but, because South Park loves to torture Kyle, his first and only stable, most consistent relationship is with a DUDE and that DUDE IS CARTMAN. Kyle has no idea how it even came to be. He doesn’t understand and Kyle is such a logical person and is at risk of driving himself insane any time he tries to wrap his head around this notion. He’ll ask Stan and Kenny what it feels like to be in Love and to know the indications he should pursue a relationship on the rare opportunity he gets to go on a date with a girl, and while on the date with said girl he keeps their advice in mind and, yeah, sometimes he’ll come across a girl that ticks all those boxes but for some reason it doesn’t feel like it’s enough. Oddly, he ends up recognizing his desires and sensations not in his dates, but in cartman. and that’s when he knows he’s fucked up. He’s comparing all his heteromantic dates to THE Eric Cartman Hjfkgkkffj
Kyle is the only dude in the show that’s never had a gf for long and w/ anything I write/draw I wanna maintain that. Kyle gets no Bitches. He gets Cartman tho. So, just deal w/ it Kyle, m’kay?
Kyle and Cartman fight irl but are always texting each other across platforms. Cartman is a heavy emoji user, Kyle is more conservative with them. They correct each other’s grammar to piss each other off.
Kyle’s got big brother instincts so as they get older, he expresses a willingness to help Cartman when he’s hurt (even when…. Kyle was the one to deal the blow. But whatever) He buys Cartman’s favorite bandages and has them on hand at all times.
Kyle loves pinching Cartman’s cheeks. They’re his favorite stress toy (aside from Cartman’s man bewbs. but that’s for when they’re older), and the squeals he makes in protest are criminally adorable.
This is from one of my previous tags, but Kyle desperately needs hobbies outside of like, the three things he’s always done. so Cartman and Stan drag him to musicals to expose him to “Culture”. Kyle complains that “musicals are overly sentimental and gay”. Stan drops any further attempts, but Cartman is a persistent if not an infectious guy, so it’s bc of him mostly that musicals grow on Kyle over time. Getting Kyle to appreciate musicals is one of Cartman’s finest achievements. (Kyle’s very fond of The Producers)
Kyle, by complete accident, comes across multiple playlists Cartman has made of Kyle. Playlists for when they’re in a rut and Cartman needs to vent, a playlist for their casual cooking sessions, a playlist that’s about him in general. Kyle feels guilty for invading Cartman’s privacy like that, and never brings it up. But Kyle thinks of it often in private and, god, does he feel loved.
Kyle’s a freak in the sheets yo, learning to match his pace was a sharp learning curve for Cartman. literally a matter of survival. that’s all i’m gonna say. actually jk let’s develop this further. bc i need to articulate this and i DONT see it anywhere else and i might be the only one with this opinion but whatever. TW south park shenanigans ahead:
Kyle grew up in a household where his parents had a healthy, loving sex life and Kyle was NOT afraid to get involved in their marital affairs, not cuz he was inappropriately exposed to it, he just… got involved out of self appointed duty to his family and his savior complex. (for example, his insistence in getting his dad a “ner-rection”because he saw how it was affecting his parent’s relationship, or Kyle sitting his parents down and lecturing them on infidelity in Insecurity ). He has a positive, if not pragmatic view of sex.
Cartman resides on the opposite end of this spectrum. He has a history of being assaulted by men and is humiliated by his mom’s whoredom. Despite growing up exposed to her sex, he’s unable to discern pleasure from pain. Canonically, he interprets Liane’s moans as cries of pain. Cartman views sex as something inherently degrading, as means of exerting power over others, his own sexual fantasies are of him being taken advantage of and coerced to submission like what the FUCK this man will NOT willingly dive into sex with Kyle when he realizes he caught feelings. Or even before he catches feelings. Damn, THAT especially. Rip to 90% of kyman fanfiction out there but I’m sorry, Cartman would not. This paper cutout mofo’s got trauma for days.
At the start, these two are NOT compatible in bed because this hurdle is probably the biggest cartman will ever have to face. Cartman is so, so lucky he has someone like Kyle to teach him and be patient with him and walk with him in healing from that damaged perception. Honestly?? I don’t see them getting shrekshual off the bat, I hc it takes time for them. But once they (slowly) get into it, it’s fireworks dude. It’s a huge asset to their relationship fr, emotionally and physically. (this is why i INSIST cartman’s a “bottom”. Bc with Kyle having better knowledge + practices, Cartman’s got no choice but to follow Kyle’s lead. and like?? relinquishing control and being loved in that manner makes cartman feel safe in ways he’s never experienced before?? it’s almost a religious experience for him)
25. favourite (canon) kyman moment
AAAA no don’t do this to me! I can’t choose! My fav changes from day to day!
Um, rn I’m in love with this scene in Faith Hilling:
ah just *chefs kiss* Cartman and Kyle in sync with their weird ass roast. AND, to top this all off, probably one of my favorite kyman interactions ever (it’s so small but it means so much to me), is Cartman leading Kyle away and is able to anticipate holding him back from unleashing his Kyle Wrath @ Stan and Kenny. It’s honestly the uncanny levels of intuition they have for each other that make such delicious moments like this. It’s hilarious. It’s drama over somethn dumb. It’s Kyman 🤌🏼
31. how do you think, in canon, kyle and cartman REALLY feel about each other?
🧍♂️ oh boy, umm
To put this in simplest terms, Cartman and Kyle care about each other more than they realize. Though, Yes, there is genuine hate.
Cartman drives himself crazy with jealousy over the things Kyle has that he doesn’t. He finds reasons to hate Kyle in order to feel better about himself and in order to feel powerful (and on a smaller level now, to get back at Kyle for when he didn’t know how to fight back in s1) Seeing someone as perfectionistic and annoyingly self-righteous as Kyle go all crazy and take the bait in his challenges is narcissistically cathartic.
On Kyle’s end, he goes crazy over how impervious to change Cartman is. Cartman seems to operate on nonexistent morals, he lives shamelessly, and Kyle simply cannot comprehend that. it bothers him and is why he fights Cartman on even the smallest things (though, as of the covid arc, Kyle’s growing weary of challenging Cartman in this manner sooooo) Kyle has always seen Cartman as a spoiled brat that is allergic to the words “no” and “don’t”, and feels it’s his responsibility to knock him down a peg.
And whether they like it or not, there is genuine love (broship love rn) because they’ve been through so much together, they’ve obsessed over each other their entire lives, they’ve rescued each other in secret out of fear of showing vulnerability, and DO hang as friends. So to summarize, like… in canon, they feel highly complicated things for each other. But those feelings have always been reciprocal and intense.
#kyman#south park#eric cartman#kyle broflovski#talk tag#me in the last answer; lmao these bitches can’t be healthy#also me: sooo cartman has Kyle intuition and knows when to hold him back so he don’t hurt the homies ✨#asks
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you know what could've been an interesting turn for GW to go down? to show off how it was Claude's relationship with everyone he got from being in Garreg Mach that made him so confident and sure of himself? when everything got so stressful in GW, instead of becoming weirdly violent he just. ran away.
cuz that'd be like a circle of how he acted with Almyra. he doesn't do this in 3H because he has his time with his friends letting him know on some level that people need HIM, which he doesn't get in Hopes. things got to be too much for him in Almyra, so he did his best to get away from it. but when he panics and tries to do the same for Fodlan, he realizes (through Friendship or whatever) that he can't just abandon everyone here because UNLIKE Almyra there are people who need him and believe in him to help them, and THAT becomes his trigger to grow as a person. he does his best to regain the faith lost in those that felt betrayed by his abandonment and afterwards succeeds in some of his goals by overcoming his flaws.
boom, shows off how stress can get to Claude in a way that accommodates for Hopes' unique setting of not having Garreg Mach while not spitting on his values of non-violence and without taking away his agency as a character. his flaws overcome him for a time but he eventually rises above them. don't see why people are so ready to accept he's this violent asshole who never grows as a character without Byleth and Garreg Mach holding his hand, when there's plenty of ways to show off different sides to his character WITHOUT needing to shove uncharacteristic violence in there.
ANOOOOOOON YOU ARE SPEAKING TO MY SOUL RIGHT NOW.
Because that is literally peak negative character development. Character regression. Claude becomes duke, does duke things, and then when the going gets inordinately tough, because he has nothing really keeping him here, he falls back on old, bad habits--because relying on instinct is what someone who's mastered the art of surviving is good at. Oh this is TASTY. I'm so sorry I've left this ask to collect dust for so long because this is a gem.
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a general / vague-ish backstory post, inspired by canon but much more hakuno-centric cuz that's the focus of this blog, babyyy! if you wanna know more a lil more about the stuff hakuno's been through without getting into fate/extra, this is the post for you 😌💖 it's just the barebones of it though and i'll probably add more details depending on whatever verse/setting i'm throwing her at ✨️ (tho i might just leave it at Amnesiac in some cases 🤷♀️ rlly just depends tbh !)
can't recall her past. she has no memories of a home or a family, she doesn't even know who she is or what values she believes in. she's just a nobody with no passions, desires, emotions or anything of value. nothing.
she has no reason to fight either, but when she's forced into a circumstance where it's either kill or be killed (think of some battle royale kinda thing sgfjsh), what drove her to fight was just the basic survival instinct of not wanting to die.
"Even though you can’t describe what it is yet, there must be something that gives you a purpose. Through combat, find the reason you fight, and the reason you can't lose. Find your answers. It’s your responsibility to have the answers when you survive this war."
(for some context, remember her canon source is fate which has a "holy grail war", basically a battle royale with heroic spirits, it's not really important rn but yeah that's why you'll see it being called a war!)
^ advice she received from an opponent she defeated which really left a mark on her. and as she continued to fight, everyone she encountered gave her something to learn and remember in one way or another.
at the end of it, she is "a soul that has been tempered by crisis and conflict". hakuno learned a lot from her battles and though she was the weakest at the start, she ended as the strongest. (nOT to the point of being insanely strong btw gdjfhsdg i'd say she's probably stronger than an average person but hakuno Cannot beat goku </3 )
it fits the ideology the person who orchestrated the whole thing believed in: that conflict ultimately strengthens people, making them grow and change into something stronger.
hakuno herself is living proof of that, but the conclusion she ended up with is much more sentimental.
she started out empty and hollow but grew to become an incredibly compassionate and softhearted person. though they were her enemies, she did her best to try and understand them and through that, she came to understand the value of a life, bonds and connections, and humanity.
she's like a doll that gained a heart <3 (which is how i rlly want my portrayal of her to be like !!!) there was no substance at the start beyond a pretty image, but it's her experiences, interactions and memories with others that slowly fill that emptiness.
in the end, her conclusion was that this system that forced to kill or be killed is just rotten at its core. so though she was encouraged to keep this cycle going, after seeing all the suffering and experiencing it herself, what she wants is to put an end to all this cruelty.
(canon has hakuno resolve all her issues and die at the end of the story but i'm halting her character development for interaction purposes 😉)
she made the resolve to do so fully knowing that she'd have to give up her life to accomplish this, but ended up surviving somehow.
her desire to live is still as strong as ever so it's not that she wanted to die, deep down she really didn't want to disappear but kept it to herself because she feels like it'd be "too greedy" of her.
despite her better understanding of others, hakuno still doesn't fully understand herself and her own emotions tbh! while she has more substance to her, she's still trying to find herself.
anddd she still questions whether she has the right to be alive, what worth she has, and just what place she has in the world she feels so detached from. definitely has her own unresolved issues from what she's been through ^_T
#i'm trying to sound professional here but don't be fooled IM TYPING ALL THIS THRU MY TEARS#SKIMMING THRU MY E.XTRA REF/NOTES JUST MAKES ME FACKING SCREAM CRY CLUTCH MY CHEST FOR HERRRR 😭😭😭 I PUNCH THE WALL .#H.AKUNOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!#i wish i could give more detail abt all her feelings and her development throughout all that but !!! a lil summary should suffice ✨️#also i feel like knowing this rlly helps u understand the way h.akuno is the way she is ;__;#&&. hcs#maaay or may nooot edit this some more in da future .... but i'm satisfied w/ it for now so#<3 LIVE LAUGH LOVE H.AKUNO-#war cw#war /#war mention cw#war mention /#jic !!!#&&. about
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i see hibiki everywhere and he is so cutes to me but can you summarise your story and also what his character is like/his role in it so that i Understand please ..
hibiki is the cutesiesest!! i would be more than happy to summarize CMY2K^_^ or Cyber Mind Year 2000 for the educated fan….it is a psychological horror/shonen-deconstruction-type-thing about robots going nuts after Y2K, mostly for reasons beyond their control
hibiki is the main protagonist, he’s kinda like an astroboy/megaman-type character in which he’s a way-too-nice robot kid who burdens himself with the responsibility of protecting humanity and saving the world from evil or violent rogue robots (and “evil” and “violent” don’t always overlap in CMY2K’s case). basically, hibiki woke up on new year’s day 2000 all alone in a fucking dumpster with his memory completely wiped, and instantly instinctively felt “the best way to prevent this from happening again (/ensure his survival and make sure no one throws him out again For Good this time) is to prove he is useful and a Good Robot by protecting humans from Bad Robots”, which have been appearing more and more frequently since the Y2K bug.
thing is, hibiki has an EXTREMELY FLAWED stark black&white worldview and sense of morality, especially regarding the three laws of robotics (ie don’t hurt humans, obey humans, and protect yourself unless that conflicts with the first two). hibiki thinks All violence is bad, including self-defense, unless it’s a desperate last resort to protect a human, disobeying non-violent orders from humans is Always unforgivable, and it’s his job to be more than happy to give his life for any human in a heartbeat. unfortunately, most of the robots he goes up against refuse to listen to reason (there’s definitely something wrong with their heads, he suspects….) so more often than not he has no Choice but to reluctantly fight back. in desperate situations, he’ll even overclock or seriously damage himself just to make his arm cannons more powerful or get a better hit on knocking some sense into the other guy
he doesn’t remember who his original owner is, and even though he’s a custom-order model he’s still manufactured by a large mass-production company so knowing who his creator was is basically worthless information, he barely even remembered his name or original function (which was housekeeping) and he thinks knowing his name shouldn’t count because he named himself. his primary focus is on proving the bare minimum of his own worth (just enough to prove he deserves to Live), if he’s a better robot than all these other robots then he doesn’t deserve to get thrown out again, right? he has absolutely zero sense of self worth and is waaaay too preoccupiedd with people-pleasing for his own good
beyond all that though, hibiki is a really, Really earnest kid. he just wants to help everyone around him with anything he can (including being “scary good” at first aid, plus always carrying around snacks and drinks for humans in his backpack), but he’s also super stubborn and has a tendency to be kinda blunt when he doesn’t mean to. he’s generally nervous and timid and always on-edge, but he’s also very easy to provoke into defiance, especially by underestimating him or being condescending/patronizing to him or just using reverse psychology on him (extremely easy), and he’s also just super gullible and has like zero street smarts. he’s really sweet and just wants everyone to like him, but if he decides he doesn’t like you for whatever reason (often just that he has determined you are in some way Evil) it is EXTREMELY difficult to change his mind. he’s also mute, so as much as he would like to just talk his way out of all these fights, he is physically unable to. he’s also kind of a crybaby just cuz his coolant tanks are broke and keep leaking out through his face whenever he is going through Any strong emotion but also who can blame him poor kid deserves to cry without feeling bad, and he is CONSTANTLY wracking himself with guilt over whether or not he’s useless or a burden to others or just Not A Good Person
in conclusion
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Everything Right/Wrong with Ninjago “Rise of the Serpentine” E9: The Royal Blacksmiths
Can’t wait to get flooded with hate comments from certain platforms for some of the things I say in this. This episode is gay as hell (and so am I); change my mind. Anyways, disclaimers: Show owned by LEGO. This is not a professional review/critique - it’s mainly intended for comedy.
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- Theme ✅
- Why do the spikes stop before hitting the ground? Seems counter-productive ❌
- Yeah, no. There is no way Lloyd survives all of this. The only possible explanation would be - Idk - the world keeping him alive because he needs to fulfill some divine destiny or something, but it’s not like THAT would ever happen… ❌
- Also how does Lloyd get back to the Serpentine after this? His only path is blocked off by rocks ❌
- “His name was something like Dutch… no Clutch! Clutch Powers!” I understood that reference ✅
- Idk why but I hate the way that phone looks❌
- “There’s no such thing in Ninjago…” Wu says, as if Garmadon’s never lived in Ninjago?? ❌
- Wu has a katana strapped to his back yet still chooses to fight with whatever this thing is ^ ❌
- “What? You too good for the doorbell?… Use the bell, son!” I can’t f*cking breathe ✅
- Jay simply vibing to the music ✅
- “Is this why you came?” No, they already said they were here for the research paper ❌
- The way Jay got so excited to sing💀 ✅
- Also Kai and Zane just joining by instinct ✅
- “If my ears weren’t attached to my head they’d be running away!” Jeez dude chill
- “Kai: Love the energy, hate the hair.” This is exactly what I imagine runs through the mind of your average Kai stan
- “He’s worse than Sensei Wu!” At least he gives actual advice and pointers and is direct about them. That’s more than I remember Wu doing. ❌
- “Many professionals have dare try, but it’s never been successfully completed.” Why would someone create a dance move that even they couldn’t pull off??? ❌
- “It’s cuz Twinkle Toes here couldn’t deliver the goods,” Jay is a d!ck ❌
- Also, Jay VA appreciation ✅
- “I’m starting to think we can win this thing…” You’re a group of 4 teens who have a day to train and you’re going against teams of professionals that have been practicing for probably months now. In what world do you stand a chance? ❌
- Wait, why are they practicing outside now? ❌
- “Though we live in two different worlds, I still see good in your heart brother.” I love that Wu says this mere seconds before getting punted off a cliff ✅
- Also, why did Garmadon push him? Dramatic effect? I mean it’s not out of character but it still seems excessive. ❌
- ^Why does this one building look like a LEGO figure stuck upside down? ❌
- How inconvenient of Cole to loudly explain their entire plan in this room filled with people ❌
- Also, how is Lou the only one to hear this? ❌
- Trans masc Cole is real ✅
- “I’m not going to wait around to watch you make a mockery of our family’s legacy!” Imagine telling your dad that you’re a firefighter or something and he tells you you’re a disappointment because he wanted you to become a freelance artist ❌
- ^ You know those images that “cure depression?” Well, this is the opposite ❌
- “Treble Makers?” Look, I know this probably wasn’t a Pitch Perfect reference… but I’m still gonna treat it like it is ✅
- Aaaaaaaannnnddddd v*re is canon ❌
- “I have butterflies in my stomach!” “Oh, that’s just nerves!” “No. I really do have butterflies…” “… Oookay, glad he got that out of his system.” I’m sorry but I can’t even sin this I legit can’t watch this scene without laughing ✅
- I know some people think it’s cringey but this performance scene gives me so much dopamine I can’t not win it ✅
- ^ this image ✅
- Zane moon walking ✅
- “Rawr…” Well this definitely made some fans choke on their drinks ✅
- Look, there’s nothing gay about hugging your homies after winning a talent show… BUT there IS something gay about hugging your homie while affectionately nuzzling your face into their side. Anyways, make Lava canon 2022 ✅
- Also, Jay winks at Cole? Gasp! Is Jay a lava shipper? ✅
- How convenient of Pythor to write the 0 so off-center that it makes it very easy for someone to write a 1 directly in front of it ❌
- How long was this dude’s arm?!?!?! ❌
- True potential scene ✅
- It’s cool that they won the competition and all, but I still think it would’ve been funnier and more realistic if the ninja lost completely and just stole it anyway. ❌
Sentence: *clears throat* Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy-
#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago kai#ninjago lloyd#ninjago memes#ninjago jay#ninjago nya#ninjago zane#ninjago cole#lloyd garmadon#ninjago wu#ninjago lou#lavashipping#ninjago lavashipping#kai x cole#ninjago sins/wins
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Hmmm angst ideas...
Virgil actually had a big crisis when his spider stuff showed up. He nearly ate his bf and his best friend screamed in horror just looking at him. He crawled up in the hardest to reach corner and hissed at anything and anyone that tried to help
Poor spider, usually Patton would be the one to comfort him. But he uh, is a lil indisposed atm lol. Virgil just feels horrible about the whole thing.
Janus is the one who has to convince him to come down, and ofc Virgil bites him. But Janus is so unfazed. "It's all instinct, Virgil. Do you know how many times I've bitten Patton during feeding time and not meant to do so?"
Janus is ah, also practically blind in this au. Like many snakes, his vision is very poor. This is definitely an excuse to give him glasses.
Also Janus is at the center because he got caught in a barbed wire fence and his jaw was dislocated. He's mostly healed now. He chooses to stay. Free food. A farmer called animal control and the call was intercepted by the facility. Thankfully no one could see the human bit of this giant creature because Janus has balled himself up good.
Logan told the farmer "you know how people will abandon their goldfish and put them in ponds and they'll get huge? Same thing with some snakes." Because there's no way he can just say "oh anaconda" when the farm is no where near where they originate. "All that selective breeding, a larger environment. Big snakes. We'll pay for any loss and damages and take it off your hands."
Patton had to fight this thing as he was removing the wire because they couldn't reach the soft human skin to sedate and his scales kept breaking the needles. Janus is scared and in pain, but soon realizes whatever this is is just trying to help. He still hasn't seen Patton.
Janus is all banged up. His scales may be tough, but he'd been trying to twist and turn his way out of the wire for hours and that certainly didn't help. And-oh, it's a human that's been helping him. Janus knows how to speak so many human languages. So he understands everything Patton is saying. Which includes "You're doing great.... oh I know it hurts, but we don't want your scales growing around this.... I've only ever seen baby nagas, they bit me more times than I can count. You're way more polite..... aww handsome face! Lookit yoooouuu! You were hiding this?" Basically just babbling as he worked, while not knowing he's being understood. And my personal favorite "I don't know if you're male or female and there's one way to check but I don't think we're good enough friends for that." Nagas also have a high chance of being born with both sex characteristics but Janus isn't about to tell this stranger that. It's a survival thing that evolved over time. Cuz nagas are rare in areas with high human populations and when mating season comes along it's difficult to find males.
Also I just think it'd be hilarious if Janus laid eggs and Patton started freaking out about being a father. But they're all slugs-unfertilized. So he basically just spilled the beans that he's in a relationship with Janus for no reason. Logan is very stressed.
Janus only speaks after his jaw is good and healed. And during the entire time there Patton is still doing the baby talk stuff. "You know I can understand you." Patton is now deceased. Lol
But ye, Janus teaches Virgil the ropes. To the best of his abilities. They are two very different species after all. But Janus is ancient. He knows many things
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More shit lol
I have rambled about The Trio derps sleeping, now i will ramble about them eating and whatever whatever...Maybe this stuff is kinda boring but i find it fun (also cuz...This is like...A show where the main characters are trying to survive a buncha bullshit so...Yknow, this kinda shit comes up alot and i think even small shit can tell alot about a character yknow?)
Ima just dump a shitton of facts and stuff lol
So an update, i have to do this in parts, i didn't know tumblr had a character limit, damn lol...Welp, anyway, here's Sharky's part at least.
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Sharky-
*Sharky is technically an omnivore because he'll eat like...Whatever...Hell, he'll love a good apple from time to time...But he is biologically a carnivore in the sense that...He does need some form of meat to survive and uhhhh not fucking die. If he goes too long without meat he gets weaker and weaker to where he just cannot do anything really...Like he biologically needs it...Mostly whenever he's been without for a while, the best bets to get him back up to health is stuff like steaks/beef or his normal natural prey, fish.
*Speaking of if Sharky goes to long without shit; Sharky is...Incredibly insecure with himself...In alot of different ways but the main ones are the whole being a shark=being treated like shit by landies alot of the time andddddddd his actual weight as the series goes on (reminder he goes from average body to more chubby lol...) So he picks up a really fucking awful habit over time...Which is that he delibertly goes without food...Like altogether...He ends up doing it A TON during the series before he hits the self acceptance part (it ain't a clean road there...By any means...)
Sometimes, he's pretty good at hiding it for a bit but other times, he's really shit at hiding it (his friends pick up on his patterns, he'll crack around tasty food around him, he unfortunately has a very noisy gut when it's empty and so people will obviously fucking hear that and question his ass...Ect, i could keep going probably lol) and when his friends do find out he's doing that dumb shit, well, they get on him and try to fix that issue cuz...Being starving and weak while demons are around is a damn death sentence so yknow...
*Because Sharky has this habit, he can deal without food for a good bit which does come in handy at some points...But there's like only so long he can go on an empty tank so uhhhhh...That's a thing too lol...
*Sharky has 12 rows of teeth, 6 on the bottom and 6 on the top...So he does have that. He also does have hunting instincts, they're only targeted towards normal prey fish tho (no anthros of any kind and no land animals) If Sharky is around fish while hungry, he is absolutely going to be thinking about the 36 ways he could make that yellow tang into a sushi roll lmao...So something to keep in mind...
*Sharky is a shark and he's a growing one at that...So he does probably biologically needs more food to sustain himself comfortably then Max or Kristy do...Sharky's a big dude, he's got a physically bigger stomach and bigger organs in general, just makes sense...He's like 7'2 lmao...
(will do a part 2, hold on, argh...)
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19, 21, 22, 23, & 28 for all your tabletop-originated characters (or at least your faves)!
OUGH. That's hard because actually I don't have that many characters that originated as tabletop characters! I think it'll be Racquel and Charlie for this set!
19. sleeping position?
Racquel - full starfish, absolutely just spread out across whatever surface zir sleeping on. a real nightmare to share a bed with to be honest, cuz what inevitably happens is zir just fulling laying on top of the other person.
Charlie - instinctively curls up because he is always cold, and also runs into that issue of "blanket/bed is too fuckin short for him long legs" and he needs to be completely covered from the neck down in order to sleep
21. obsession from childhood?
Racquel - this might feel a bit sad but like, having a family? not like, having kids (thought ze does end up with at least one pseudo adopted child) but just having those kind of connections? growing up not really knowing your parents at all will kinda mess your shit up so ze has spent on a long time trying to find people to care about and for those people to care about zem in turn.
on a less serious note: archery
Charlie - he has always been really into sunflowers??? hey idk where this came from, this just popped into my head unbidden. but he loves the way they follow the sunshine, and he loves how tall they get, how sturdy they are, how BIG, and he loves sunflower seeds (he hates eating them around people though because having to spit out the shells is so embarrassing)
More below the cut!
22. role model?
Racquel - ze was raised by an elf named Silas, who took Racquel in and taught zem pretty much...everything? closest thing to a father figure ze had and he kind of maintained a sort of distance between them for reasons Racquel never really understood, but it didn't stop Racquel from being in awe of his skills. he was a powerful cleric but his experience in adventuring and travel meant that he was able to teach them survival skills, which lead to zem becoming more of a ranger. cool guy, shame he got murdered.
Charlie - probably his older sister Aine (awn-yah)! he's the second oldest of his four siblings, and Aine and him are just under two years apart, so they're pretty close. she was the one who helped him channel his magic into his natural stimming and came up with the idea of adding the rings to then help focus that magic a bit more. things still go haywire a bit, but Aine's patience helped him have confidence in himself so he messes up a lot less than he used to and he's very grateful to her for that.
23. strange habits?
Racquel - man, the only things I can think of right now are zir tendency to steal baked goods (happened frequently when zir party was posted up in a literal palace) and zir habit of basically only wearing half zir shirt, but that's because one side of zir torso being covered in scar tissue gives zem a lot of sensory issues so ze hates having anything touching it too much.
Charlie - well, other than various stimmy things I think Charlie is just a nervous babbler. he can say so many words without actually saying anything at all because he is so nervous all the time!
28. five songs to describe them
God we were cruising right along until I got to this one. i sUCK at picking songs for my OCs, so I will try and come back to this one later
I think general vibes for Racquel is Arctic Monkeys meets indie queer artists talking about gender in increasingly esoteric ways.
For Charlie, take like, indie girl with an acoustic guitar and then sprinkle in a dash or two of like Irish folk music. ...Yeah.
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Yknow I’ve never read ACOTAR but I’ve seen enough to deadass rewrite it and I think it would be better ngl
Some changes I’d make:
Change the setting from what is very obviously fantasy UK to a completely new world.
Try to incooperate more elements from actual Faerie mythology instead of making them 🌽 parodies of themselves cuz that’s basically what they are. IE the Unseelie, the Sluough, Giants, etc.
MAKE AMORANTHA THE GIRLBOSS SHE DESERVES TO BE. Deadass they did her so dirty. She could’ve been this fun whimsical evil bitch and then Sarah Janet has the AUDACITY to say she did it all for a man??? Ew no.
Maybe don’t make Feyre be so completely isolated from her sisters??? In my experience at least, surviving Trauma together tends to make u closer not further apart. Like damn. Also they’re family they can at least love each other a little bit
On that note, make Feyre just as cold blooded as Rhys. In ACOTAR she’s just a sweet, innocent girl, little more than a child really whose first instinct upon seeing any Fae is KILL IT? I dunno bout that one chief. Make it subtle tho. Like yeah, she still has an inner child deep down, and she still loves, but she loves to the point that its scary. She would commit atrocities for those she loves. Gimme that Feyre.
Keep Nesta a bitch. Keep her sharp and mean and cruel and most of all, honest. She hasn’t exactly had an easy life. I think she would be proud of what she has, even if it isn’t much.
Make Elain the youngest, she just seems to fit that role best.
Make it so the Acheron sisters share the vow they made with their mother between them. It shouldn’t be on just Feyre’s shoulders, that’s a dick move on their mom’s part.
If ur gonna have smut don’t let it overtake the plot. Pls. You can have it, it’s a good thing, but it should not be so prevalent that it is the backbone of the entire story.
Give the characters more personality beyond “he is a prince” or “he is edgy” or “he can fight stuff i guess”. Seriously. Rhys has about as much depth as a kiddie pool.
Oh yeah and also ditch the creepy age gap. Yes faeries are immortal but maybe have them age so they age just like humans until a certain point when they stop growing, or it becomes exponentially slower. I dunno the age gaps give me the ick.
Less male gaze on these character’s bodies pls. Maybe make Lucien a little slender, because he doesn’t really train day in and day out like Tamlin. Give Rhys spidery hands because he writes all day or whatever. Make Nesta a little chubby since she refuses to work alongside Feyre. Pls all these characters look exactly the same except for maybe hair color and eyes.
Yeah tell me what y’all think
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hi hope youre doing well! i have a question abt red flags tho im not sure if you've answered this b4, why does wil flirt w/ q so much when q first brings him to the casino? im asking bcuz im wondering like, is wil already petrified in pants shitting fear of him at that point?? or is it only later on when q finds him nearly bleeding out again does wil start having the idea that q wants to take revenge on him? but if its the first one, why does he?? do that??? is it like a survival tactic? NO CUZ REALLY i noticed it seemed like wil is subtly suggesting he wants to keep q close for whatever reason when he says he wants to stay in quackitys room/quackity to stay in his room? is he simply committing to the bit??? /LHJ BTW I HOPE I DONT SOUND RUDE I JUST THINK ITS REALLY FUNNY
oh that’s a brilliant question! so firstly, wilbur acts the way he does for a variety of reasons. a big part of it is that it’s kind of just instinct for wilbur at this point, wilbur using the banter and flirting as a defence mechanism. it’s the script he thinks he has to follow, and he’s just so overwhelmed by the entire situation, so vulnerable in that moment. he’s still reeling from the fact that a) quackity has saved him and b) quackity is taking him to las nevadas. like he almost hasn't comprehended the latter yet and the former is still a huge pill to swallow. so teasing and flirting and getting quackity on edge and off-guard with the flirtation is a way for wilbur to draw less attention to what shaky ground he's on right then both from quackity, but also so he can try to ignore it himself. it doesn't exactly work. and he tries to get quackity to stay because ultimately, well. he is aware of how Not Okay he is, and he’s fucking terrified of being left alone.
as for the pants-shitting fear wilbur has of quackity in the later chapters, that actually is something that develops after quackity leads him up to his room! pretty much, when quackity leaves and locks the door, wilbur stumbles over to the door to try and open it, with the vague intent of calling quackity back, but then the door is locked, without quackity having said a word, and wilbur realises with a dawning sense of dread that he has just let himself be led into the heart of las nevadas, and quackity has now locked him away. quackity lied, he lied and wilbur doesn’t actually know what he has left the room to gather. except he does know what quackity did to dream, and it just. well, he spirals, and by the time quackity returns he has retreated as far back as possible, hiding in the only place he can think to.
there really isn’t much to hint at that though, because quackity himself doesn’t understand what happened and the limited 3rd person pov means that it can’t be clearly expressed in the narration. the main thing is that quackity notices blood streaked across the inside of the door leading to the corridor, indicating that wilbur did try to open that door. and also i think it’s vaguely mentioned in wilbur’s first povs—if you know what to look for, you should be able to find little mentions. venetapsi have actually discussed the possibility of writing chapters 1 and 2 from wilbur’s pov, as like a little bonus side thing, which i think would be so fun and also terribly, terribly heartbreaking.
#thanks for the ask! this was fun to answer#venetapsi helped with the response :]]#a hundred red flags too late#ask#strawberry anon
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quizz and meiker catch up!
holy shit there’s so many
thank you @shegetsburned @kyber-infinitygems @captastra @roofgeese @direwombat so much for tagging me even if i wasn’t active i appreciate them so much!!💖✨ thanks guys TwT🙏✨
these are all gonna be for tanya hehe✨
starting with these two meikers!
Tanya Reya | COD
it’s hard to make anything look military in 60s aesthetic lemme tell you AHAHAHA, ok now all the quizzes!
if you were a deity, what would it be the god of?
storms and the sea
your followers worship you for safe passage through the sea. your title implies a dark and brooding individual but you’re much more playful than the name implies. although you’re quite easy-going, you have no patience for those who disrespect the ocean and their punishment is nothing short of severe. those who do anger you are often never seen again, hidden in the depths of the sea that light can’t touch.
let me tell you your darkest desire
to be saved by someone
the hurt you carry in your heart is a heavy burden to bear. you dream of someone, a figment of light and beauty, to heal your scars. but i promise, you are not as broken as you believe. (let me kiss it better.)
what’s your underlying motif?
the dog
whether it’s the way you bare your teeth when backed in a corner, your loyalty, or your tendency to act on instinct, your reoccurring theme is the dog. like mitski said “i get mean when im nervous, like a bad dog” or how halsey said “i won’t smile but i’ll show you my teeth” even when migos said “dance with my dogs in the night time” the essence of the dog runs through you. you’re tough and a quick draw on the outside, but if we got down to it we’d see you’re acting the only way you’ve ever known how. it doesn’t make you bad, survival is natural, your loyalty and determination is commendable. i don’t blame you for the way you act when your back is against a wall, but please remember to not bite the hand that feeds.
which type of protagonist are you?
universe's accident
you don't think you're special, but you really, really are. and yeah okay, maybe you weren't supposed to be here, but damn, we're glad you are. whatever prank the universe pulled, it was backfired beautifully. you're the type of protagonist whose flaws become their greatest assets. your boughts of bad luck eventually come back around as bonuses to you and what you protect as miraculous coincidences of earned convenience. always remember--there are no accidents.
how is your soul perceived?
the protecting nurturer
you have the heart that belongs to a warrior's mother. you ache for your loved ones and you'll fight to preserve their smiles. you take care of the people around you. you want them to feel safe and warm. you do anything to protect those around you, even if it's from themselves. you have an eye for the details no one else realizes they need. you're the one that makes a house a home. you make sure it's safe because you know what it was like to be afraid of the places that should have been comforting.
good lord that was a lot, anyway thank y’all for tagging me! i’m not gonna tag anyone cuz i’m so late to these i’m sure they’re made their rounds but if you haven’t done it and wanna this is me tagging you!
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From genshin and Obey me, Who would you:
Make flower crowns with (1-3 people)
Go on retail shop dates with (platonic, romantic, whatever you enjoy them for)
Play Lazer tag/regular tag/hide and seek with (three people)
Go to the library/have book club meetings with (can be just 2 of you or a whole group of 7)
Try a new hobby with (2 people
ohoh these are fun!
Flower crowns:
Diavolo (my hubby ofc)
Klee (she likes cute things so she'll love these)
Luke (same reason, also i think klee and luke would get along well :)
Retail shop date:
Zhongli (just wanna watch him go 'hmm, fascinating)
Ayato (Probably doesnt even know what a retail shop is)
Mammon (idk tbh i just feel like he'd like it-)
Laser Tag:
Leviathan (He's gonna get so competitive before falling on his face)
Itto (He's ALSO gonna face plant after claiming to win)
Razor (He's gonna rock! kid got that survival instinct he's the one who's gonna actually win lol)
Library:
Just Satan, maybe zhongli too. But if i bring both they'll just talk among each other and i'd feel left out...they're both really old beings who like history after all.
Skydiving (new hobby):
taking Venti and Lucifer with me cuz they can both fly and I don't want to take chances-
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extreme trigger warning for everything. please don't read if you know it could potentially upset you. !! also very personal. so if you don't want to know then also u might want to skip this post. i understand if i lose followers because of this rant but ive always shared my struggles on here so i thought i might share what ive been through to vent and release my own anxiety and maybe help someone else.again read at your own discretion and ofc this isn't even a fraction of everything just a very very very very tiny snippet. this is also a draft from two days ago.
recovering from my ed slowly but those thoughts never go away. i practically quit school for ed blogs and twitter. chasing results is a never ending journey. if you get bad enough they will never end until you die. i'm not talking like skipped lunch once. no i legit had to recover myself just to stay alive while dealing with a million other mental illnesses and life issues. everything alone. it used to make me so beyond sad for myself i was stuck in a loop of self pity and now i don't feel anything anymoreso i am trying to use my numbness for good. know that if you feel not alone per say. but like if you don't fix your issues yourself or help yourself out of actual living hell that it will only continue to get worse. but also know that whatever it is you have to feel it till you get so bored of your own shit. im always annoyed and upset with people cuz i am sensetivie and very mentally ill but we know u cannot control a single thing outside of yourself. let yourself feel the affects. i myself had to literally lose parts of my vision to want to recover from everything and had to see what 3 years of pure isolation and self destruction/abuse did to my face and body and it was terrifying. 15 years of just pure self hatred and dealing with crippling anxiety/depression and inferiorty complex took such a toll on me. i feel physically sick everyday. i would not only not take care of myself i would harm myself mentally, emotionally, physically even repress and shame myself sexually. i was a mess. im at a point where i don't remember much of it in detail despite it being a few months again. with my last attempt being barely a month ago. you have to see it through. human survival instinct will try to keep you alive more than anything. ive always known ive had imense potential cuz its been drilled into my brain since i was a child so my ego was keeping me alive. also for the fact that at my lowest low i had also stopped believeing in god and i didnt know what would happen after death. death scared me. of course it didnt scare me enough to not try. one night i was laying on my living room i think this was a little bit before december of 2022 it was night time and i had turned the lights off i was home by myself and i just lined up every tool i had used for cvtting/sh in general and then some kitchen knifes and i fucked up my arm, thighs everywhere. i was crying so hard during it i could feel it in my head and heart and at that point i had already been through a lot. i just everything in me was telling me that life will never be worth it and neither will people. before i could shove a knife in my throat my mom entered the house and took all the knifes and razor blades etc away from me.
she just kind of looked at me like she knew i would do this but i didnt care. all the intensitity i felt. i knew it was too much. i knew i was my own worst enemy. i knew i was taking things too personal and i knew that the worlds problems were not mine yet still i had nothing to live for. once you get past a certain point. the pain just becomes permentant everything in the world becomes dim and all you have is yourself...
i will type more later but i just needed to vent.
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I have a story that I will probably never fully write out cuz I suck at writing.
The plot is the main character Val becomes Death’s assistant. Neither one of them chose this.
This is a found family trope.
Literally just what would happen if Death had to take care of a 17 year old who has the energy of a toddler and the survival instincts of a squirrel on crack.
* Death: “did you just lick exposed wires?!”
* Val: “I wanted to know what electricity taste like”
* (Val ends up having so much energy going through her whatever she touches she shocks it)
* Val: “I’m Pikachu mfs!!”
An example of daily life with Death and Val.
#my writing#writing#random OC thoughts#creative writing#Death & Valerie#found family#found family trope
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