[Vetinari:] 'Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed?’
‘I would like to reiterate, sir, that I buy all my own paperclips,’ said Drumknott urgently.
‘Of course, but in your case I am pleased to say that you have a brain so pristine that it sparkles.'
- Snuff, Terry Pratchett
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overly specific dnd meme that could also be about godhood if you think about it
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I've started reading Discworld this year
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this is sam and sybil. to me
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Paladin: There are causes worth dying for.
Rogue: No, there aren't! Because you've only got one life but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner!
Paladin: Good grief, how can you live with a philosophy like that?
Rogue: Continuously!
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This is my contribution to the fandom
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A Summary of Guards! Guards!
Carrot: I'm arresting you for doing crimes!
Everyone in Ankh-Morpork:
(later)
Carrot: I arrested people for doing crimes!
Vimes, Colon and Nobby:
Also, there's a dragon.
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