#disrespectful to JJ

[queenerdloser]

i think every time i watch criminal minds i get more and more angry about the way the team treats reid's infodumping. like. you literally hired him to infodump. you regularly treat him like he's an extension of google. and then you roll your eyes or act like he's being soooo annoying and boring when he just! does his job! and then do the same thing to him when he's infodumping about stuff he actually likes too!!! undermine him in front of other police forces when you act like him sharing information is so terrible and annoying. fucking stop it! let him talk! and i'm talking mostly to jj bc despite the fact she's supposed to be so close to reid she literally does this to him almost every time he opens his mouth and it's fucking annoying!!!!!!!

#criminal minds #me every time jj rolls her fucking eyes when reid infodumps: i will end you #as someone who ALSO infodumps as a love language their attitude about it is so infuriating #he's sharing bc he loves you fuckers! he's also sharing bc it's his FUCKING JOB to do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #sometimes you imprint on a twink fbi agent from a mid aughts police procedural and you get defensive over him idk what to tell you #anyway the way the team constantly disrespected reid's interests like he was being so embarrassing and boring for daring #to like. like. foreign films and magic shows and scifi. all very normal interests to have. drives me!!! crazy!!!!!

[potholefullofsoup]

look, i’m not going to shit on the average person for coming out of Nope confused and a bit lost. it’s got a lot of layers to it! there’s aspects that require a good degree of thought to pick apart and really truly understand, especially if you’re not someone who likes to hyperanalyze your media. like literally all media, it’s not for everyone, and people are allowed to dislike things.

that said, i feel like professional film critics whose job it is to Understand Cinema should be able to do a decent bit of that. but it seems like a bunch are dismissing Nope as meandering and thematically incoherent because they can’t assign a clear-cut objective meaning to the shoe or figure out why the gordy’s home plotline was significant or they’re upset that peele didn’t wrap all his thematic throughlines up in a neat little bow with a moral and a thesis at the end of the movie and it’s like. this is- you get PAID for this???????????

#also seen someone call the characters one-dimensional and bland which. at this point idk if we watched the same movie man #oj is stoic and has very subdued reactions to things but he’s very multifaceted. the way he interacts w oj senior and em #and his interactions with horses (and jj) all convey other aspects of him #the actual quote (not a professional critic btw) was that ‘steven plays a charismatic guy who is just kind of there’ WHAT #HES LIKE. HES NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT HIS POV AND LIFE ARW SO NARRATIVELY IMPORTANT #also like. i feel like that first scene w oj and lucky on the movie set rly like. emphasizes that the stoicism is defensive in nature #the way he’s treated and the disregard for his instructions and expertise. and there’s an element of racism too #people are so fucking disrespectful to him on set and he just has to shrug it off!! #anyways. #nope #nope spoilers #nope movie #nope 2022 #nope jordan peele #the thing speaks

[rosey100]

When you finish get out for doing something stupid, your mom cuts in

🛹: MAN Come on, we gotta go before mom ki-

⭐️( angrily staring at both at her sons while standing on the other side of the door)

💥: MOM, it was just a bet 😨

⭐️: A BET, Lim I don't care

⭐️: Now Liam, you are going to Montgomery Park tonight, In fact, none of you are going to Montgomery Park tonight!

👤: What a minute

⭐️: BOY do not you text with me 😡

👤: Yes ma'am 🥺

#wild kratts #wk ship kids #jj z #liam z #wk koki #source: the fresh prince of bel air #incorrect quotes #Koki won't let no disrespect flow #Liam and JJ are so done #Koki = Aunt Viv YYYEEEESSSSS

[lydiaas]

Hi all, I've gotten a few asks regarding cast drama/promo that I'm not going to answer publicly. I have my own opinions and will happily share that if you reach out via private messages but when I answer anon messages, no matter how mild my take is, I get 5 more asks about the same topic, rinse and repeat. I then start to feel awkward about perpetuating negativity in the fandom.

I wanted to put this out there so that you know that if your ask doesn't get a reply it's not personal, I just don't want my blog to become a place where this dominates the conversation and feel I have to set a hard boundary for that to happen.

#sometimes people will ask me in dms about my thoughts #and I'll give them #and I've spoken privately about my thoughts on it to many #but answering asks comes with a very wide reach that I'm not very comfortable with #and i mean no disrespect to people who do share their opinion either #this is me protecting my own peace #asks #jj x kie #jiara #obx

[philtatosbuck]

the sooner we (read: you people) realize kie’s parents aren’t shitty for wanting better for her the sooner we can be normal

#kie carrera #kie has literally been slumming it up and pretending she's poor #and her parents. Want Her To Be Safe? That's Literally It #i love john b & jj & pope but let's be so fucking real #they act like they don't have much to live for #and to be HONEST?? that's because of how they were raised #pope with parents who work all the time just to provide #jj with a dad who was abusive as hell #john b with a dad who was half there #there is a fundamental difference between the boys and kie #they actually have nothing but each other #and kie loves them without a doubt but she doesn't #Get that the pogues didn't start just as a way to cause trouble #they literally had nothing else #kie IS a pogue but she also has good parents who fucking care about her #and she constantly disrespects them #her poor people posing does not actually mean her parents don't care #they don't want her to be friends with three troublemakers? god forbid #they don't want her to get involved anymore with an alleged murderer? God Forbid. #outer banks #i'm Sick of people acting like actual good parents are awful #for wanting their kids to be fucking safe #kie literally slept with pope partially to be able to throw it in her mom's face #like. come on. #kie's mom has never been ashamed of her husband she literally just wants her daughter safe

[queerdiscowing]

JJ: i love Reid but I'm married and also I love my husband

Me:

#criminal minds #jennifer jareau #i dont even like jj/reid but if youre gonna do it do it right like :/ the disrespect #will my beloved im sorry cbs did this to you #zack talks

[rafesmuse]

jj maybank’s hot and confident baddie!gf hcs ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

navigation . outfits . masterlist . rafe version .

ꨄ︎ this man is head over heels for you, kissing the ground you walk on type of energy. golden retriever & black cat couple. his friends frequently joke that you wear the pants in the relationship but he doesn’t care about anyone’s opinion— he feels like the luckiest man alive. “i’m her bitch? hell yeah i am.”

ꨄ︎ he feels so proud when you stick up for him, especially against the kooks. he’s ready to fight anyone that disrespects him but before he gets the chance, you’re already putting them in their place. he proudly watches you with the biggest smile on his face, letting you do your thing. “that’s my girl.”

ꨄ︎ doesn’t mind being submissive for you in the bedroom. calls you ‘mommy’ sometimes and lets you take control whenever you want to— it’s so fucking hot to him. he loves it when you praise him while you’re rocking your hips back and forth on his cock, whispering in his ear what a good boy he is.

ꨄ︎ he’s completely obsessed with you. always taking candid pictures of you and setting them as his lockscreen. his instagram page is filled with you as well, whether it’s the two of you together or just you alone. he’s literally your biggest fan and hypeman. “turn your head juuuust a bit to the left mamas, need to get that highlighter on camera.”

ꨄ︎ this man does anything for you. and with anything i mean anything. you ask for it and he will get it, no matter what. “oh, you think that puppy is cute? alright, ma’am. gimme three… maybe four working days and a puppy will be delivered right to your door step.” “j, that’s not wha-“ “sssh, just lemme make my girl happy.”

ꨄ︎ poor baby gets so sad when you get attention from men. he refuses to talk to you for an hour and will pout and sulk all day with his arms crossed. “he totally wanted to fuck you babe” “don’t be stupid, he was the goddamn waiter!” “so? doesn’t mean he didn’t wanna fuck you. did you see the way he looked at you when he served us those burgers?!”

ꨄ︎ you’re very protective of him and you make sure luke won’t ever lay a finger on jj again. jj spends most of his time at your house because he feels so at ease there, but if he needs to grab something from his house, you always go with him. if it escalates, you will have jj’s back before it gets out of hand. "listen, 'cause I'm only gonna say it once. touch him again and you're gonna be in big fucking trouble, got it?”

#❥ ari’s works #baddie!reader & jj #jj maybank #jj maybank smut #jj maybank fluff #jj maybank hcs #jj maybank headcanons #jj maybank headcanon #jj maybank fanfic #jj maybank fanfiction #jj maybank x you #jj maybank imagine #jj maybank x reader #jj maybank x female reader #jj maybank x fem!reader #jj maybank x y/n #jj maybank concept #jj maybank blurb #jj maybank drabble #outer banks #obx #outer banks jj #jj maybank fic #jj maybank drabbles #jj maybank concepts #jj maybank brainrot

[xiyade]

star trek 2009's saving grace is the cast, everything else? 🤢😡🤬

#kirk's first words to uhura being what that mouth do?? #sulu having to be corrected by spock because apparently he wasn't a good pilot enough??? #kirks plain disrespectful hornyness towards every female passing by??? #starfleet as a military organization??? #death to this film and to jj abrahams especially eat shit #again the vast was great and they deserved better ESPECIALLY uhura

[rubiehart]

hii just seen ur requests open !! was having a thought about jj marking you up on ur neck n stuff knowing ur gonna have to cover that shit up cuz ur going out to family dinner or an event of some sort 😭 ur all like "jj i quite literally told u i was going out 😐" and he's like "u weren't complaining two seconds ago babe idk.." perhaps u can expand upon this i luv ur writing !!

thank u so much cutie i looooove this idea!!

standing in the bathroom mirror, fingers running across your neck and chest, lips puffed into a concentrated pout, wondering how the hell you’re gonna be able to cover up jj’s ‘masterpiece’ as he so comically called it when you warned him that you had a family dinner the following night.

he swoops in, swinging around the doorframe and standing directly behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his face into your neck, “whatch’a doin?” he mumbles into the skin as you sigh, shaking your head in disapproval, knowing this is exactly what started this problem.

“tryin’ to figure out how i’m gonna hide this shit.” you huff, gesturing to your neck as jj smirks, proud of himself but trying not to show it knowing it would only earn him a scolding from you.

“yo, don’t diss an artist’s work infront of him, ‘s mad disrespectful babe.” he says, faux offended with a hand on his chest, rolling your eyes and shrugging him away with your shoulder. “anyways, didn’t hear you complainin’ last night..” he taunts, grabbing your hips and rutting his sweatpants clad hips into your ass, mimicking high pitched moans and whines as you chuckle at his impression.

“i do not sound like that.” you say matter of factly, jj stopping his movements and moving around you to swipe his toothbrush from the cup on the sink. “yeah whatever you say princess.” placing a quick kiss on your temple and walking into the bedroom, toothbrush hanging out of his mouth, you brighten up a little at the kiss, smiling to yourself as you reach for your foundation.

#jj maybank blurbs #anon ꨄ︎* #jj maybank #jj maybank x reader #outer banks #obx #jj obx #jj maybank blurb #jj maybank outer banks #jj x reader #jj mayback imagine #jj maybank fluff #jj maybank headcanon

[starkeyisthelastname]

JJ eating out virgin!reader for the first time and cumming his pants?

You were a precious kook from figure 8, never having to struggle for anything. With Sarah dating John B, you started coming around to hang out with the group as her friend. You immediately caught JJ’s attention with your good girl attitude. You didn’t curse, your favorite color was pink and your nails were always sparkly. You were so different than any other girl and he couldn’t help but love the fact your family would lose it if they found out their perfect daughter was hanging out with a dirty boy from the cut.

“JJ… what are you? Oh..” You whimpers broken as you looked down at the blonde boy between your thighs. Your hand naturally found his golden locks as his tongue explored your lower parts, never have been touched before.

“I knew your kook pussy would taste like candy.” He mumbled, pushing your baby pink skirt further up. His nose buried against your clit as his tongue licked your velvet folds. The blonde surfer boy was so blunt it was almost silly, making you want to giggle, only to have a moan slip out as he slid his tongue in your tight hole.

Blue eyes glanced up at the gorgeous sight in front of him, his dream girl coming undone for the first time. He pulled back to admire your face, the way your glossy lips were slightly parted and eyes closed, had his dick hurting he was so hard. “You like that? I can’t lie. I’ve been wanting to eat this pretty pussy since I laid eyes on you.” He told you, causing your eyes to open. He winked at you, before leaning back down to pull your clit in his mouth.

You were thankful your parents were out of town for the weekend, your moans growing increasingly louder the more he pulled at your clit. They would forbid you from seeing JJ if they knew the troubled pogue was in their house. Especially on his dirty knees on your fluffy pink rug, sloppily eating their innocent daughter’s cunt.

“Jayj.. feels funny.” You squeaked out, pink toes curling against his toned back.

The more he heard your pretty moans, the more the ache ran to his balls. If it were any other girl, he probably would have freed his cock. He wanted to be respectful though, despite that he was disrespecting your parents. He was embarrassingly close, the more your pussy clenched around his tongue. Your poor little virgin pussy, so close to cumming without realizing made his balls tighten. A groan vibrated into your pussy as you moaned out his name, your clit pulsing in his mouth. You tasted so sweet, your cum pouring onto his tongue while you fisted his hair. He could feel his shorts being ruined, his seed spurting out against the fabric.

“Damn, cupcake.” He chuckled, watching you come down from your high, having no idea just the effect you had on him.

#jj maybank #jj maybank blurb #jj maybank prompt #jj maybank smut #jj maybank x reader #obx smut

[radiant-reid]

the hot wife blurbs are absolutely heart fluttering!!🥰🥰 i can't stop thinking about bau agent reader being propositioned by maybe a police chief or a director or something, and she's obv uncomfortable, but reid and the team sweeps in like; i'm sorry, sir but she's married, and her husband can think up millions of ways to get rid of u without getting caught.

possessive!reid and protective!bau plEASE ILY!!💕💕

This isn't the first time she's been hit on by someone while she's married. It's one of the cons of having to wear her ring on a necklace instead of on her ring finger. It's different at home, but in the field, safety comes first and that means rings come off.

Unfortunately, the ring is one of the only deterrents she has to stop people from assuming she's single. Even with it on, she still gets hit on, but with it off, people take huge liberties.

Currently, it's the police chief, who is definitely crossing a line. Not only is he breaking rules by hitting on an FBI agent, but he's also doing it during an active case while the team is running through leads in the boardroom.

"You know, we've got some nice bars out here." He says in his southern drawl to Y/n. She's been polite enough to listen, but the team knows she's done with it. She's always been dedicated to her work, and he's taking valuable time from trying to find a missing kid. "We could get a drink." He offers, and everyone rolls their eyes, Y/n included. It doesn't deter him. "I bet you'd be great at riding the bull."

"You know she's married, right?" JJ asks, smirking a little because she knows this is going to end with him in trouble. It always does. She tacks on, "sir," for blatant disrespect.

"To me," Spencer adds, reaching out to grab her waist and pull her into his side.

"And he could think of a million ways to get rid of your body without getting caught." Morgan jokes, amused like Y/n is.

Spencer nods along with that statement as well. "I'd probably use sulfuric acid. I have a Ph.D. in chemistry, so I wouldn't get it wrong." The police chief's eyes widen as he realizes that Spencer is deadly serious.

"If you make a comment like that again, you'll be off this case in seconds, and I won't hesitate to have you brought up on sanctions," Hotch warns in his strictest Unit Chief voice that has the whole team a little bit nervous.

As it always happens, the police chief leaves the room with a huff, probably retreating to lick his wounds.

Y/n smiles softly at the people she loves, who she knows will always protect her and have her back. "Thank you, guys."

#hotwife!reader #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid blurb

[see-arcane]

OJ and JJ: Why Jean Jacket Let the Haywoods—Especially OJ—Get Away with More Than Anyone Else in “Nope”

I’ve seen Nope twice now. While everyone I saw it with enjoyed it, I heard a few cries of foul when it came to OJ and the others’ improbable good luck with all their near misses interacting with our favorite terrifying gulch-haunting UFO. I call foul back and say plot armor had nothing to do with it. Some luck, yeah, otherwise we’d have no protagonists. But that was hardly all.

Spoilers for Nope below

To be clear, I am absolutely not painting this as the same delusional ‘friendship’ Jupe assumed he had with Jean Jacket. Neither he, nor OJ, nor anyone else is a miraculously endowed animal/alien tamer with an automatic ~*~special bond~*~. It’s one of many points Nope goes out of its way to illustrate. You can only train (or disrespect) an animal so far before they lash out, especially predators, and especially island-sized UFOs with the munchies. But, insomuch as there is any ‘safe’ way to coexist in close proximity with something like Jean Jacket, OJ Haywood is shown to have pulled it off with flying colors. And he did so almost entirely unaware to begin with by dint of his character traits.

That and a combination of Jean Jacket’s own instincts are what likely put him and the people around him in the tiiiny pocket of special allowance JJ deigned to give them over the course of the movie.

Let’s roll back to the first scene with the Haywood Ranch and the death of Otis Sr. A death by falling nickel that happened six months before the present-day events of the film. Just before this, father and son were curious about the screaming in the clouds—a fresh snack of hikers about to be squelched—followed by the rain of inedible bits. We can assume this was Jean Jacket’s first time flying in the gulch, and he chose the Haywood Ranch as The Spot for Purging; just like the hills next to the ranch were chosen for his ‘nest’/hiding place/resting spot.

While Jupe was methodically feeding JJ fresh horses and imagining the big guy trusted him, Jean Jacket kept going home to his actual favorite spot right next to OJ and his horses—a man and his big juicy animals out training in broad daylight, day after day, without ever pestering them. No missing horses. No missing OJ. Despite JJ clearly having opportunity and a taste for both species by that point. Why?

The obvious answer is that OJ kept his head down. Literally. Eyes always on his work, under the shade of his hat bill, maybe glancing at the clouds now and then…but always too far away to agitate. For all that time, he was unconsciously respecting Jean Jacket’s rules. Plus, he was in JJ’s purging/nesting territory first; yes, Jean Jacket was calling dibs on the whole gulch, but if the locals already there aren’t bothering him, fine, sure, they can stay.

The place’s importance to Jean Jacket, OJ’s head-down habits, and the amount of time spent coexisting with each other sans trouble all combined to put OJ and the alien into as close to a neighborly setup as could ever be expected. Don’t fuck with me, I don’t fuck with you.

Then things start picking up. Too much activity, too many new skyward glances from OJ, too many hackles raised with the Star Lasso Experience. And yeah, JJ did almost vacuum OJ up—he infringed on their ‘arrangement’ and looked! The nerve! And after JJ let him get away with hiding under a roof the night he stared up at the dust devil that took the fake horse! How ungrateful!

…A move that, in hindsight, plays almost like a Strike 1 offense, paid back by slurping up the actual horse. OJ’s staring at the Star Lasso arena was likely Strike 2. After snapping at OJ and causing the accidental knockout against the ceiling, JJ flies off without him or Lucky.

Off JJ flies to the Haywood Ranch again, full of screaming people and detritus and huffy extraterrestrial chest-pounding. And what does JJ do? He drops a big bloody purge waterfall directly onto the Haywoods’ house—OJ’s territory-within-JJ’s territory—like the giant alien version of an animal hiking its leg and marking all over a lower-tier animal’s spot.

This is a warning. This is my place. I rule here.

Then, as if holding onto the statue for last (hell, that may have been the real Strike 1), he moves his big flying Roomba self over to OJ’s truck—which I’d bet JJ definitely recognizes after six months—and just hovers. Hovers. Hovers.

Making sure OJ is paying attention. Then he hacks the statue out like a bad loogie right into the windshield. Assuming it didn’t kill his ‘neighbor,’ it would be a fine lesson:

You are on thin ice. Do not cross me again.

Come morning, what do we find out? Not only is Jean Jacket smart enough to know the humans will react when he moves enough to let the electricity fizzle back on, he immediately moves back overhead to stare down at OJ. My guess? It was a test.

You know better, neighbor. What do you do when I am here? What very smart thing have you done in all our quiet time side by side?

And thank God, it does dawn on OJ in time. Do Not Look. No Eyes On JJ.

So he ducks his head. And, even though he caught a very obvious peripheral glimpse, Jean Jacket still lets that slide. Jean Jacket lets OJ, his sister, and Angel—probably his family/pack in JJ’s POV—scurry away in their silly rolling box. We can’t even say it was because Jean Jacket was still full; the big guy looks like he has whole miles of gut to chow down with.

No, he lets OJ and company off with a few warnings, because the arrangement renewed. And off he goes to settle in his cloud again.

Cut to the run.

I sincerely believe that if it had been any other person on the horse, any other person goading Jean Jacket along the run, they would not have lasted a minute. No, not even with their head down. We’ve seen by now just how fast JJ can move, how quick he can flip from zero to I-Will-Knock-You-Back-Like-a-Shrieking-Tic-Tac. And nobody can say they didn’t clench up when they, like OJ, realized Jean Jacket was hovering right behind him like the world’s most ominous frisbee. Ditto the part where JJ slurped up the TMZ jerk barely a yard away from him and Lucky.

Thiiis close to sucking him up. But no. The dust devil got Mr. TMZ with the precision of a straw.

Then we get to the run—OJ on horseback, JJ being JJ, going fast…but almost at his version of a canter. A brisk walking pace.

That much might be owed to the fact that, unlike all his other prey, the people/horses have gotten a good look at Jean Jacket, then turned to run. With OJ’s staring hoodie, he’s retreating while still looking at/challenging JJ. That’s new! That implies Jean Jacket’s neighbor has his hackles up even as he moves away!

So Jean Jacket gives a comparatively leisurely chase. Then, just when he gets fed up and goes for the vacuum maneuver—surprise! Flags everywhere! Jean Jacket freaks out as expected, twisting away rather than risk gulping up another bad meal. What the hell, OJ, why didn’t you warn JJ you were a statue this whole time?

And, finally, the climax.

OJ looks at Jean Jacket dead on, still sitting on the flag-strung Lucky. This is when Jean Jacket has completely unfolded into what looks like a full intimidation display. These tiny two-legged things have turned into a big flag-covered, barbed wired headache for Jean Jacket. Perhaps even a threat. It’s down to a fight for the territory in JJ’s perspective. Someone has to go. And OJ, the one he ‘knows’ best, the one that had respected and been respected by Jean Jacket most, like two sullen predators in the same cage mutually agreeing not to bother the other, is the one metaphorically baring his teeth first.

Even as he flexes all his freaky jellyfish anatomy, Jean Jacket hesitates.  

Does he think this is OJ warning him away? Or is he really instigating a fight to the finish? …Is there a chance OJ could win?

Even when, finally, OJ does begin drawing him along, away from Em’s bike, we never see JJ strike out with his appendages or make another dust devil. He’ll match OJ’s staring contest, he’ll creep closer, but he does not lash out.

It’s only when Em revs up and takes off for Jupiter’s Claim that Jean Jacket gambles on pursuing what he (mis)takes for the less worrisome Haywood. Simply because she looked at him and fled? Because JJ wants another warning to spit up for OJ later? No way to know.

All we see is that OJ, by a mix of hair-thin good fortune and animal training experience, managed to live with, counter, and psych out Jean Jacket enough to earn the man-eating megafauna’s tolerance and enough respect that it edged near worry.

tl;dr: No, OJ was not a magical horse/alien whisperer. But he did gain enough of Jean Jacket’s esteem to give him the best odds of survival, cohabitation and manipulation, simply by being himself, being respectful of the ‘rules’ once he knew them, and being cool as hell while everyone else fell apart or got slurped.

#hope you like text walls #anyway I love it when directors don't spoon-feed the details but leave them there for you to pick up yourself #OJ Haywood #Jean Jacket #Nope 2022 #Nope #horror #jordan peele #spoilers

[portsinastorm]

Penelope: Welcome to the BAU's first-ever Powerpoint party! I love that we're doing this!!! Before we start, let's go around the table and tell each other what our topics are. Me first! My Powerpoint is "Flirting and Botnets, or How I Accidentally Caught Not One But Two Serial Killers".

Derek: Nice, babygirl. Mine's "Tinder and Talking to the Police: How to Create A Profile That Works".

*The group snorts*

Rossi: I can't believe I'm doing this, but fine. I'm doing "How Not To Burn Your Pasta And Disrespect My Ancestors, Emily".

Emily: I thought it'd be "Four Weddings and a Funeral: The Life of David Rossi".

Rossi: I told you that as a backup.

Emily: Or "No Homo: The Real Backstory of the BAU".

Rossi: *hisses* I told you that in confidence!

Hotch: *sighs* What's yours, Emily?

Emily: Oh, that's easy. Emily in Paris.

Penelope, JJ, and Spencer: Too soon! Too soon!

Hotch: *closes his eyes briefly* Someone please go next.

Spencer: Well, I had a hard time narrowing my presentation down to a single topic because there are a number of topics that I thought the team may find interesting. I thought about pop culture influence on serial killers, the potential long-term effects of Mr. Scratch's cocktails (though I have to admit there's a bit of a personal bias there), the correlation between the crimes committed in hotter weather and colder weather and climate change--

Hotch: Reid? A topic?

Spencer: Right. Mine's Evil Twin or Eviler Twin: Unsub Sibling Rivalry

Emily: All that for--

*JJ shakes her head*

Hotch: JJ?

JJ: Great! I'm doing "Got A Secret, I Can Keep It: How to Keep People Guessing".

Penelope and Reid: Again, too soon.

Emily: What's yours, Hotch?

Hotch: The Definitive Ranking of Broadway Musicals.

Emily: Anderson?

Anderson: How to Survive the BAU Without Being Kidnapped, Assaulted, or Pursued By A Serial Killer.

Rossi: This team needs therapy.

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect criminal minds #criminal minds gone wrong #jason gideon #david rossi #derek morgan #emily prentiss #jennifer jareau #spencer reid #penelope garcia #grant anderson OUR UNSUNG HERO

[princessbrunette]

do we think the boys talk openly about their sex life or is that too personal for them to share?

rafe will talk about it when you first get together, but further along into your relationship if it gets brought up he’ll get pissed off bc why are they thinking about you like that???

the pogue boys talk about it amongst themselves. maybe pope wouldn’t unless he needed advice (unlikely) but jj n john b do talk about it. not in a disrespectful way or anything just curious abt it

#anon #rafe cameron prompt #jj maybank prompt #john b prompt #pope heyward prompt

[maddie0101]

Small list of men.. (FICTIONAL CHARACTERS) I’d let disrespect me:

✰ Not sure if I have a type or not 🤔 (Not in order)

✰ Not my gifs (credit goes to the authors)

Mitch Rapp // American Assassin

Dean Winchester // Supernatural

Sam Winchester // Supernatural

Stiles Stilinski // Teen Wolf

Thomas // Maze Runner

Newt // The Maze Runner

Minho // The Mazer Runner

JJ Maybank // Outer Banks

Bellamy Blake // The 100

Damon Salvatore // The Vampire Diaries

#dylan o'brien #stiles stilinski #mitch rapp #thomas tmr #tmr thomas #tmr thomas x reader #stiles stilinski x reader #mitch rapp x reader #bellamy blake #damon salvatore #newt #newt x reader #minho #minho x reader #damon salvatore x reader #jjmaybank x reader #jj maybank #dean winchester #dean winchester x reader #sam winchester #sam winchester x reader #hot as fuck

[beelmons]

A/N: There's a trend on tiktok where men are saying how after they started... uh... doing hardcore cunnilingus... their beards started to turn orange. so.... bearded spencer with a girlfriend he likes to treat right?

cw: slightly NSFW, not recommended for minors!

Spencer is a man you could describe as "raggedy". Hair always dishelved, tie slightly crooked, pants that don't ever quite fit him as they should. You never cared, and neither did he, because everything else made up for it. Your boyfriend was hot, and after he decided to let his beard grow a bit, he was hotter, if possible.

Of course, using your girlfriend privileges, meant you got to use his new attractiveness to your convenience, and boy, was it going great. People at the office began to notice him being more relaxed and even focused. They had started to pay closer attention to Spencer and how his demeanor changed. Sure, they didn't exactly know what you did to him, and no one dared to ask, but they were sure it had to be sexual in nature. No one could be that happy out of the blue.

It wasn't until one day where Luke noticed something a little off about his friend that the conversation finally arose. "Whoa, whoa, slow down Reid." he said, his hand pressing against the doctor's chest to stop him from walking any futher. JJ, Tara, and Penelope, who was visiting the bullpen, gathered around them with curiosity.

"What? What's wrong?" he asked, confusion written all over his face.

"What's that on your beard?" Luke teased with a bright and playful smile.

"What's what on my beard?" Spencer continued to be unable to understand the situation around him. However, he noticed how his female coworkers seemed to lean closer, trying to get a detailed look of his face.

Without much space for them to move, due to Spencer having a file on his hands, Luke decided to open a wide path and removed the document from him.

"You're right, Luke," JJ started to observe "it kind of looks like orange hairs on his beard?"

"You gotta have that looked at, boy genius, could be a bad sign." Penelope made a concerned remak.

"Could be because of the stress" Tara added.

"Nah!" Luke blurted out with a loud laugh "If anything, it's just proof that he's less stressed, or rather, that that girlfriend of his is way less stressed." he continued to chuckle as he spoke.

"How do you mean?" Reid asked, still unsure of the insinuation his friend was making.

"Did you know, ladies, that vaginal PH can bleach almost anything? from underwear to facial hair if the exposure is constant enough." he made sure to stare right into Spencer's eyes as he spoke, the smug, cheeky smile never leaving his face.

There was a collective and teasing 'ooooooooh' coming out from every girl around him, and Spencer could feel how the red tint began to spread from the base of his neck towards his face.

"That's my girl, always putting herself first!" Tara exclaimed with a laugh of her own.

"I didn't know you had it in you, Spence, good for you." JJ added as she squeezed her friend's arm.

"She's so lucky." Penelope grunted.

Luke's shitty grin disappeared from his face the moment Reid laid sharp daggers on him coming directly from his eyes. His hands darted to aggressively snatch the file back from his partner's "Decoloration of the facial hair can be due to genetic mutations or overexposure to the sun, so get your facts straight before you start talking nonsense." he said with a clearly pissed-off tone before he bolted off somewhere else.

Behind him he could still hear laughs and giggles, and they didn't help the still present crimson color of his face. His anger hadn't been because they were disrespecting you, you were well aware they could tease you like that, but rather because he felt seen through. Regardless of the wrong hypotesis, Luke had been correct. Ever since he grew out his beard, he was kept on a fluid-based diet. Your fluids, mostly.

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