#do not feed the pirate

[extrashortshorts]

your ace otter is so cute i would give him my credit card details without him even having to ask

So...👀👀👀 Anyway

#one piece #words #ace #portgas d ace #do not feed the pirate #i am not going to jail for an internet fraud #so don't give him anything #gif #OP animal AU

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

loving the toe scene discourse 2.0 i love having the same argument over and over again.

anyway the comment section on this reddit post pretty much sums up where im at with the leaked scene and with what we know abt s2:

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd s2 speculation #izzy hands #dizzy izzy #edward teach #ed teach #edward teach born on a beach #israel hands #txt #link #sc #og #mine #if this post is in the izcourse tag no it isnt u just dont know how to use tumblr #im not actually doing toe scene discourse 2.0 im too tired this time. i'll reblog shit but im not fucking getting into it. #i want to enjoy this show not fight over whether ed doing violent pirate things on a violent pirate show makes him evil #my prediction is that however they handle “redeeming” ed is not going to satisfy the ppl who are so fucking horrified #to find out that the guy who said he used to feed ppl their own toes for a laugh. is feeding a guy his own toes again #ed is going to do physical violence to izzy and the show is not going to spend its precious 4 hours of screentime #dedicated to an extensive storyline about ed earning izzy's forgiveness. it's just not. sorry.

[peppermintpegis]

netflix one piece live action feels a little like fanfic in that it makes sure it hits all the important notes but doesnt do all the work to make them hit which works in fic where the reader is supposed to bring all the emotional story investment from the original but doesnt work in a multi million adaptation that is supposed to be able to stand on its own or even serve as an intro to the series. it even does this in service to have more koby and helmeppo gay moments in this essay i w

#one piece #opla #the fleshing out of koby and helmeppo is like honestly good its a beacon of light its truly really fun #and all the actors are great it is just what they are given . #they didnt let nami do any real betraying. they didnt even have her steal the merry!! she just stole the map that they added in!!!! #ddont get me started on the gutting of sanjis intro. i dont give a shit about if don krieg appears or not i need to see this guy fuckin #feed the hand thats about to kill him im going to start shaking like a dog. #im almost madder krieg appeared for just a little id rather have that time be used for. anything else really. #like have one of arlongs guys starved half to death when they get to arlong park!or idk anything! no gin appears look its gin! you know him #sanji doesnt even get to beat the shit out of a shitty guest. like i guess he does a little but it feels so blink and you miss it #+the first like two eps were good!! buggys great hes scary and weird and fun. i dont mind that he sticks around longer in theory #but the way he is comedic relief instead of basically every character having funny bits is like. ahghhhgggg. its a symptom of this really #mean and edgy feeling the whole thing has. like the removal of people missing usopps pirate calling :( and how cocoyashi didnt know #nami was working to help them. like p. please. can we have caring and bonds in this world?? trust and love??? #anyway. sorry for having expectations of a netflix show im so close to putting this into a more proper form rather than tags. just to get i #all out of my system cause fuck man. #anyway solid 7/10 not as bad as it couldve been

[sea-lanterns]

I wanna be scary and evil though, scary and evil is hot

Even better!

This also made me think about “seemingly innocent” Siren! Reader who looks just like a mermaid at first, but when she yawns, her mouth unhinges to reveal several rows of razor sharp teeth! (Plus a few more monstrous features like frills, a long tongue, bioluminescent features, etc.)

I want to give both sides a chance, y’know? Readers who want to be cute can be cute, and readers who want to be scary can be scary! Siren! Reader can do both!

#🫧feeding the fishes #pirate au #guess we’re doing this huh

[leatherbookmark]

oh god okay i understand that maybe not everyone is as indecisive/comfortable with saying "it depends!" as me, but like, i'm sorry, i'm sorry, but i just can't take people who call izzy a villain seriously

#he's a little annoying dude. i swear to fuck #'the real villain in the show is the system and izzy is siding with the system' babygirl he's a pirate 😭 he really isn't 😭 #he could NOT more clearly be -- he literally IS -- that kind of gay man who wears his leathers and anger as an armor because being scary ha #been his way of fighting The System => being consumed and destroyed by it; and who looks down and feels disgusted by flamboyant #and effeminate soft-handed gays because if they're this soft then they clearly haven't experienced this kind of abuse that would make them #harden up. ....you know what i mean. #like idk this show in general like... doesn't have a 'villain'? it's about stede (and ed's) journey and their development. not necessarily #about their Conflict With Someone/Something. i guess it might change in s2 but idk. there are just Situations in which they find themselves #and because of/md is a comedy no one really... holds things against other characters in a long-term way? izzy stabs stede and sells him #out to the english and ed punches him for the latter (which he says 'ok fair' about!!! like!!!) but does he go 'and for all the shit you've #done i'm Firing you as my first mate? no! he slams him against the wall and feeds him his toe but he's like. ok get up and back to work #and he doesn't seem particularly disgusted or upset with him in that final blackbeard's flag 2.0 moment. (nor manipulated; inb4) #like. it's a workplace romcom. the workplace is a pirate ship but it's a workplace and izzy is that annoying coworker who's a bitch and #often ruins everyone's fun but no one like... Seriously ostracizes him. more like applies some light bullying BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY. #COMEDY. do we remember that? #and like. it seems he's going to have a bit of a larger (?) role in s2... it really doesn't seem like the show sees him as a 'villain' or #even an active 'antagonist' either. like ok let's agree 2 disagree and may both sides block each others' asses into oblivion because god #knows both sides have some annoying people but mannnn sometimes... insisting that things Can be divided into Good and Bad... is worse? #shrimp thoughts #once again i wrote a tag novel about an incredibly silly thing. welcome to leatherbookmark

[franeridan]

I'm so glad there's actually people who are watching opla without ever having watched anything op before but i also really hope if they'll decide to pick up the manga/anime to know how it keeps going they'll start from the beginning cause honestly they cut on some of my favorite exchanges in the whole manga, which is kinda sad

#for example arlong going do you know the difference between us and luffy answering ......the nose? #lmao no not that but seriously #luffy's whole speech about being strong because he's not alone and can rely on others for the things he's lacking in #im so sad they didn't find the space for that #also i love that they kept the luffy help me scene the same #but it has such a stronger impact in the manga when before nojiko told us nami never cries in front of others or asks for help #sad they changed the fact that the whole of coco village knew from the beginning too ;; i always loved that #zoro falling asleep in the middle of a fight trusting luffy will keep him safe was severly missed too *wipes tear* #ah and usopp pretending he was lying about the pirates to let the village keep on feeling safe !!!! #sanji's whole 'ill feed the hungry even if i know they'll try to kill me after' thing too i love that about sanji sm..... #and and and yuusaku and jhonny!!! in the la zoro explicitly says he's ever had just one friend but in the manga that's not true ;;;; #no no i love opla i understand 90% of the changes they made I'm not complaining about them being made #i have the manga to reread for all the things that were lost in the adaptation #i just hope new fans will go back those 12something volumes and get the full experience yk #..........that said some of the new content they gave me is so wonderfully appreciated i will never complain about that

[greencarnation]

So yk how Taika, Rhys and Con are Zionists? I think we all know by now. (People supporting them anyway I fucking see you)

It gets worse. Remember how they killed Ivan off screen and kinda just erased him? Turns out it's because they fired the actor, Guz Khan, over his support of Palestine last year. Last year. None of this is new, but I'm glad we're finally waking up to it

#our flag means death #ofmd #fuck that show and everyone who works on it or still watches it #its fucking disgusting #you are disgusting #your faves are actively supporting the slaughter of children and you're pushing it aside bc teehee cute gay pirate found family? #nah fuck you #and dont talk to me abt that show being a big part of your life or it helping you or whatever the fuck #if you knew me even 2 months ago i was a RABID fan and had been since it first aired #none of that fucking matters now #how do you sleep at night #next person who puts anything about thst show on my feed is getting blocked #taika waititi #rhys darby #con o'neill #<- genocidal cunts #IT ISNT WORTH IT!!! NO SHOW NO MATTER HOW BELOVED IS WORTH IT!!!!

[thehappiestgolucky]

The most unamused looking man ever. Sir you’re gonna fight your besties spirit dragon and Satan idk what else to tell you

#happy screms #my style does *not* translate to semi realism. tiso why do you look so unamused even when you’re smiling #i’ve had a tiso monster hunter save file for a while because i wanted to try a new weapon #sword and shield go brrrrrrr #he’s just gotten to master rank! good for him (he has died to a low rank great wroggi’s poison) #can’t decide if i wanna stick with layered armour looks like my gijinka OR let him wear the pirate cape #the pirate armour is very gay to be fair #why tf does the bottom pic look like unamused wlw and mlm solidarity sksksksksksks #not me once again slowly drip feeding my monster hunter special interest to you guys. hehehehe #maybe i should post more of this playthrough. girl you have no idea how strong the monsters have their grips on my braincell #i sm not good at the sns. listen - i like dual blades and switch axe. #wonder if i should let him pick up the great sword and charge blade too #pomdering��

[hella1975]

I'm watching the hunger games with people who's opinions I don't agree with HELP they literally don't get the implications of children murdering eachother like I do

(hella I've been reminded of you all day lol this is my 2nd ask about my day kfmsks)

that's genuinely so sweet i dont think you realise how much i appreciate things like this

oh bleugh i hate it when people just dont get a piece of media and ur just kinda sat there trying not to rant like 'you're all missing the fucking POINT'

#and the hunger games too? id be furious #something similar happened to me recently #okay so im very ashamed by this considering the fuss i kicked up about it but i CANNOT resist a show with dragons in it #so i eventually pirated all of house of the dragon and low and behold #youd have some of the most detailed worldbuilding ever and beautiful dragons and a ginormous budget for a fantasty world #and youd be enjoying it and then BOOM violence against women for literally no reason #it bugs the fuckkkk out of me but at least hotd has HUGE wlw undertones and the two main characters are actually women #and are COMPLEX? im not giving any compliments for this bc it's just not good enough but still it wasnt as awful as it has been #(*Looks at game of thrones*) #AND ANYWAY there's this woman in it called alicent hightower when i tell you i will defend her with my LIFE #and it's the typical 'female character made strong due to the trauma inflicted upon her by men' #and she is literally torn from her closest female friendship (love interest?) BECAUSE of men #and it becomes the ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT OF THE SHOW god it bugs me anyway #and it's made me superrrrrrrr protective of her bc not only do i adore her but she deserves so much better #like she's supposed to be the villain and the fandom are so thick that they treat her that way but im just like alicent get behind me #AND MY SISTER SAID SHE HATES HER #LIKE WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW AND MY SISTER JUST OUTRIGHT SAID SHE HATES ALICENT #I WAS LIKE NO YOU STUPID BITCH THIS IS WHAT THE MEN WANT ARE YOU JOKING YOU'RE FEEDING INTO IT #and i didnt know how to EXPLAIN to her why she was so wrong so im just there like why am i always right about everything #and everyone else is always so stupid why why why god im not you're strongest soldier #so yeah <3 #ask

[gelastocoridae]

This week on Wildlife Rehab:

- why are there so many flickers and why does this one hate hands ow ow ow ow ow

- every runt finch holding the rest of their groups back was put into their own little Misfit cage, lovingly dubbed " :) " in hopes of getting them to finally grow

- oldest teen sparrow leads a crew of 4 other Cool Teens, meets 4 awkward tweens, says "is anyone gonna adopt those?" and doesn't wait for an answer

- seriously, I saw her trying to gather nest materials (with no suitable place to put them) and actually spit up a mealworm and gently feed it to a vaguely younger-looking sparrow

#my shy robin daughter was released ages ago and my finch son was euthanized today now my mom-friend sparrow daughter is my hyperfixation #if im correct (and so far my gut has been correct on these things) then she was an individual nestling that for a while we didnt find a #group of friends the same age and size to put her with and when we did we thought she might get a bit bullied but she helped the group grow #up a little bit #they were getting ready to mark as Self-Feeding but the partition w th cage nextdoor (4 slightly younger kids getting fed every other hour) #was accidentally pulled enough to let them mix n they couldnt be told apart so their feedings are somewhere in between now but she #sweet muffin. she be tearing up the paper towels of their enclosure floor to put somewhere. she dont know where but she trying #if we humans cant efficiently wean those youngsters then by god shes gonna do it and i support her #hm. spirit animal #biology #science #zoology #ornithology #House Sparrow #Passer domesticus #still cant get over how a group of sparrows can be called a crew. a lil pirate ship. muffin pirates

[possessedscholar]

Not all of The Rules Of The Internet (origin of Rule 34 and, less remembered, Rules 50 (A Crossover, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it) and 63 (For every given male character, there is a female version of that character (and vice-versa). And there is always porn of that character.) has aged well, but always remember a few other rules (boiled down to the basic meaning):

Rule 11: No matter how much you love debating, keep in mind that no one on the internet debates. Instead they mock your intelligence as well as your parents. (Never assume any “debate” is done in good faith if you have any reason to believe otherwise)

Rule 13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else (someone somewhere will maliciously twist your words)

Rule 14: Do not argue with trolls—it means they win. (Don’t Feed The Trolls, block em and go, you don’t owe them shit)

Rule 33: Lurk moar—it's never enough. (If you don’t know, don’t speak up. Internet version of “better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and confirm it”)

Rule 39: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. (Classic memes never truly go out of style, someone will appreciate it…)

Rule 40: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER (…but you can always go overboard, mix it up every once in a while)

Rule 49: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. (Self explanatory, but in more modern times a reminder to be wary of people asking for things you don’t possibly believe could be a fetish)

Rule 62: It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. (Keep Circulating The Tapes, and ask any tech savvy friends if they know a guy)

[hms-tardimpala]

I needed to cut this out because I'd forgotten it and it's so funny in retrospect. This is 4x15. Castiel has talked to this human seven times and he's figuring out what a headache he's going to be. He's a divine being and he's already lost the upper hand in this relationship. Buddy, brace yourself for the 11 years to come I guess

[video description: an excerpt from Supernatural season 4 episode 15 "Death takes a holiday". Castiel and Dean stand next to each other. Looking disgruntled, Dean asks "If you want our help, why the hell didn't you just ask?". Cas replies slowly "Because whatever I ask, you seem to do the exact opposite." He frowns at Dean. Dean sorts of rolls his eyes. /end description]

#it's 2024 and as much as I love SPN I don't want to turn my blog into an SPN one #that being said I pirated installed and used adobe premiere pro for the first time for this #I like Misha's silly delivery #Cas isn't just slightly annoyed here: he's dumbfounded #because Dean casually and systematically disobeys everyone but to Cas disobedience is worse than death. he can't fathom it #season 4 is such a strange courtship #this is going to feed into Schrodinger's wip 100% #spn #spn rewatch #video editing #I'm not pretending I edited anything but if I end up doing more in that field some day I'll need a tag to look back on my beginnings

[hack-saw2004]

instagram story create mode is probably the best thing to happen to that wretched app. my friends and i just post utterly unhinged stream of consciousness shit every single day now and i love it

#i post on create mode more than i do on my actual feed #instagram literally gave us text posts and ive been abusing it ever since #sillyposting #pirate rambles

[snifflebunny21]

have you perhaps watched the new percy jackson series yet

I have not!! I've heard wonderful things tho :D

#I hear it's very good however I am. Very bad at watching tv #Like most people don't consider it a skill but it IS one and I lack it </3 #Also my family doesn't have any streaming services #(except for dropout which I pay for) #So I'd have to ask my brother to pirate it so?? #Chances I watch it are like. 5% tbh. Sorry anon </3 #I do see the blorbos on my feed tho and they're beautiful #Asks #Anon #Anonymous

[thirstydiglett]

I’m almost out of requests, feed me more pls

Trying to write out of my comfort zone, so surprise me and I’ll see what I can do!

#please you guys are so creative let me feed off your ideas #I mostly do sanji and Corazon but I will write for pretty much anyone #one piece #one piece fanfic #opla #opla fic #straw hat pirates

[sirfrogsworth]

Do you remember that Aussie sword guy who used to talk about medieval weapons?

And, like, he seemed pretty good at talking about swords and shit. He seemed to have a good grasp of the history and tactics. He'd analyze movie weapons for their realism and that was fun. He did demonstrations with real weapons. For a time I really looked forward to his videos popping up in my feed.

He seemed like a harmless sword-fighting aficionado.

But then I guess he wanted to spread his wings. So he started down an anti-woke path. Giving questionable critiques about media and feminism. He started defending boob armor by showing historical examples even though most of those were decorative and not battle ready like in the games.

Then he admitted he was a fan of The Daily Wire.

And that was disappointing.

I missed him nerding out about swords, ya know?

Well, Shad decided to spread his wings again.

He has become...

*bad French accent* An artiste.

You see, he types words into a little box. Then a little robot does a google image search and steals a bunch of art. Then that robot reconfigures that art to be nearly indistinguishable from the source material. Well... aside from the occasional artist watermark.

Whoops!

A.I. art is very difficult. Sometimes when you type words into the box you get a woman with 5 lopsided anime tiddies. Or 20 fingers on one hand. It takes time and effort and experience to type in the perfect magic words so that you get something close to your imagination that doesn't belong in some sort of Lovecraftian horror ripoff.

For example, check out this cool "pirate hat" I asked A.I. to place on my head.

Clearly, I am not skilled enough at typing words into a box to get a proper pirate hat.

It. Is. Not. Easy.

I heard someone say you have to type things in a box for 10,000 hours before you start getting truly masterful generations.

I mean, you can't type "marathon runners" and expect that to actually work.

THIS REQUIRES SKILL, PEOPLE.

And I am a lowly amateur. I can only dream of becoming the box-typist Shad has honed himself into.

The thing is... Shad is very upset.

He is upset that you don't like his "art" and he is ready to die on this hill.

So... before he croaks on a mound of bullshit, he has something to show you. He has created something truly brilliant and when you see it, he is convinced you will validate his considerable efforts.

Before I show you his "Not. Easy." artistic masterpiece I'd like you to sit with what he has said for a second.

Ruminate in the verbiage.

Process the ideas and points of view presented.

Digest his plea for you to accept and love his hard won battle after typing words into a box to manifest his imaginings.

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Have you sat?

Ruminated?

Processed?

Digested?

Okay, here it is...

#long post