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pins-and-needles-and-gears · 1 year

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Fuck it.

Genderfluid Natalie.

Headcanons below:

Natalie... didn't realise he was genderfluid until he was a bit older. He just always thought that people felt this way.

So, one day, after accidentally getting called "sir" while going out by himself, she realised...

...she didn’t hate it.

Anyway, Nat had a really big think about things.

And a lot of research, late calls with Doby and Toby, and a few pints of Ben and Jerry's later, she realised...

...he was genderfluid.

The first person he properly told was Leo. After all, she did want him to know. And he is straight (to her knowledge (he's actually demi)).

It resulted in a very big emotional speech, which ended with "and if you feel the need to leave me, I completely understand."

Leo - after a bit of thinking, and learning about what genderfluidity means - simply asked "So, it's a 2-for-1 deal?"

"...it's a 2-for-1 deal..."

"Rad."

So, now Leo has a boyfriend/girlfriend.

Anyway - when Natalie properly comes out, he cuts his hair. Shaves the sides of his head, and flops it over to one side.

He actually uses his hairstyles to try and reflect how he feels - masc or fem.

She also tells Toby pretty soon after Leo. He is her best friend after all.

The two have a cry and a cuddle. And Toby is really happy for him.

Nat probably wouldn't start Testosterone, but he would get top surgery/reduction. Doctor Smiley was more than happy to help her (plus, it gives Smile a free snack/j).

She definitely steals Leo's clothes on masc days before she buys some of her own. His favourite thing to steal is Leo's suspenders. They give him so much gender euphoria.

Also, wearing a baggy hoodie is the best cure for his dysphoria. Nat has a blue, white, and orange one he stole from Toby a while back.

Natalie probably wouldn't change her name.

She'd just go by Nat on her masc days - just because it's shorter/sharper.

But, yeah.

Tldr? Genderfluid Natalie, baybee!

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shadowgamerhalo · 2 years

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Incorrect quote 47#

Slender: I still want to know how you managed to get the car on top of the roof.

Doby: I can't reveal all my secrets.

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bioodorange · 3 years

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Doby Doggers hcs (sfw & nsfw) pls ♡

Doby hell yeah! I love this dude he is now solid character in my blog he’ll be on my (updated) master list and like be in the log of baseline characters I write for!

taglist: @frozensriracha @krayolacolor

||Doby Doggers Headcanons||

So one of Doby’s thing is like knee/thigh high socks right? I like to imagine he has lots of really pretty garters to go along with them

While abolishing the patriarchy through murder, he also does it by buying most/all of his things from small businesses

Custom orders are better quality anyway, it’s a win-win

Doby doesn’t view himself as higher then anyone because of his proxy status but he does use the “I’m the boss card”

You going to grab the last of a certain snack? Too bad that shits his, proxy card

I can see Doby collecting things, not neccessarily getting them himself but things others give him?

For example Sally brings him a pretty blue jay feather she found- He collects feathers now

If anyone ever brought him plants, like a cool leaf or a flower, he’d press it inside a book so it will last

He isn’t one to like reading on his own but he really likes being read too, falling asleep in someones lap, a book in their hand is just really comforting too him

Doby is a very charming person with a magnetic personality, it’s hard not to be drawn too him

This one’s kinda out there but I headcanon Toby is really into stars, and I can see him and Doby being good friends, so just from Toby rambling or spurting out facts Doby’s learned a lot about the solar system

Doby is a very good listener I feel, goes above and beyond to not only support his friends but help them achieve their goal aswell

While Doby is really confident and seems fairly stable he strikes he as an everyone before myself type?

Avoids his own problems a bit but leaps at the chance to help others

Doesn’t want to loose any sense of his old self living at the mansion, seeing everyone else slowly burnout and having a fear of that happening too himself

NSFW BELOW THE CUT

NSFW

Makes out with his friends casually

He’s a damn good kisser so, its enjoyable

Instead of guessing someones zodiac he guesses your kinks- and he’s always right

Really enjoys dressing up for his partner, wether its lingerie or one of their t-shirts and some underwear

Has a dildo/strap in almost every size and color

Has pretty lace sets to match most of them

This man is a god at oral, gets it done and does it well

High sex drive, multiple rounds are guaranteed

Loves showing off the marks his partner gave him, whether is bruises on his neck or hickies between his thighs he adores them

If every hole isn’t used you’re not doing it right

Big bottom vibes but a big tease, very playful and flirty throughout it

Just wants to be fucked dumb

Grab his throat and do him until he can’t think straight, he’ll ask nicely

Everyone has found him hot at one point or another, it’s just a given

#Doby doggers #doby doggers smut #doby doggers headcanons #creepypasta #ticci toby #third base #third base headcanons

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frozensriracha · 3 years

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What are your Doby hcs?

aNON I’M GLAD YOU ASKED

a very, very physically affectionate boy

not only are cuddles a must in a relationship, but he also loves to platonically cuddle with his friends and his mothman body pillow

(a lovely anon gave the fantastic headcanon that he had a crush on the mothman, and that is 100% canon on this blog)

pride is a BIG deal for this boy

he goes all out, like, he’s worn a full-ass rainbow unicorn costume before (trender helped him make it)

every time he goes, jane has to keep him from spending every cent he has on anything with rainbows

rj told me that doby’s emo, which spawned my hc that he rocks out to mcr, fall out boy, p!atd, green day, good charlotte, and other classic 2000s emo bands

i can also see him going to raves and has accumulated a rather large collection of kandi

he also makes it himself and gives it to his friends!

we stan an emo king

going back to the cryptids thing, he’s always been a little obsessed with cryptids and has hatched some wild conspiracy theories about them

was definitely there to storm area 51

mothman will always hold a special place in his heart, as he was doby’s first cryptid and the one that helped him realize he was gay

i’m not sure where i heard this one, but someone said he paints his middle fingers with glitter so it sparkles whenever he gives someone the bird

collects enamel pins, especially pride pins and pins with sarcastic sayings

loves frogs, has a terrarium full of them in his room and even more outside it

nobody had ever heard slender scream in pure terror until he went to the toilet in the middle of the night and discovered that one of doby’s frogs had been staring at him for the past minute before jumping onto his,,,,,, crotch.

slender has since forced him to limit his collection

@neerasrealm and i agree that he’s a horror fan, can watch ten slasher movies at night and still not be scared

probably critiques them and rates how realistic they are based off his own experiences

owns a pair of cat ear headphones! nina bought them for him to match hers

owns a large collection of fluffy and usually oversized hoodies, most of them in neon colors. don’t touch them unless you have a death wish

unless you’re his bf then he’ll practically ascend to heaven if he sees you in his hoodie 🥰

ticci toby and x-virus are his BFFS, practically his brothers

since arriving at the manor, doby’s been learning to draw! his favorite things to draw are cryptids, dinosaurs, and space

insomniac, usually spends most of the night stargazing. he’s been taking vitamins to help with it, but some nights he does like to stay up and stargaze with friends and maybe some hot cocoa. he’s started making his own star map!

he’s very easy to befriend and very family-oriented, so once he befriends you, consider yourself having a friend for life

total people-pleaser, which has led to some poor choices in friendships before, but dw, brian and tim are teaching him to be more assertive

HUGE sweet tooth, do not leave your cakes and candies unattended around this boy

in case you couldn’t tell, i love this boy 🥺

@krayolacolor

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta headcanons #doby doggers #third base #doby doggers headcanon #third base headcanon #doby doggers headcanons #third base headcanons

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dinklebat · 3 years

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ahem, i present to you

✨creepypasta incorrect quotes✨ part 16 ft. y/n

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toby: i promised y/n that i wouldn’t do anything stupid

jeff: why would you lie to y/n?

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y/n to hoodie : life isn’t a garden so stop being a hoe.

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clockwork: so I'm bi-

camelia: *looks over hopefully*

clockwork: -lingual, I can speak two languages fluently.

camelia: *disappointedly takes a sip of water*

clockwork: and I'm also really into girls.

camelia: *chokes*

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jeff: *posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

y/n: If i had a dollar for every pixel in this image, i’d have 15 cents

jeff: If i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this text, i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

ben: actually I did the math, y/n would have $225, not $0.15.

y/n: fam I’m right here....

toby: If i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

jeff: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

toby: sorry i only have a dollar

jeff: :(

ben: Hey I just realized cody is right, y/n would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

toby: If i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice for jeff

hoodie: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

jeff: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice for me

rowan: apply juice to what

y/n: directly to the forehead

masky: great chat everyone

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y/n: tim, have i told you lately how much i love you?

masky: we’re not going to mcdonalds.

y/n: that's some bullshit.

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liu: get up, jeff. the sun’s been up for hours.

jeff: what do you want me to do? photosynthesise?

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camelia: i’m really bad when it comes to noticing if people like me. someone could smack the back of my head and i still wouldn't notice that they were into me.

clockwork: *smacks the back of her head*

camelia: ow! what the hell was that for?

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doby, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?

slenderman: I never even asked a question.

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ben: banned from club penguin again

masky: what did you do this time

ben: called someone's puffle a fat fuck

y/n: love that for you

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computer: enter a new password

y/n: ben

computer: the password is too short

y/n, crying softly: i know

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thirdbasedumpsterfire · 3 years

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🔔come and get it🔔

Some Doby memes, some trans memes I think Doby would relate to, and a couple memes that I don’t think need captions to be perfectly Doby.

~ Mod Vilet

#third base #creepypasta #doby doggers #doby #third base creepypasta #slenderverse #slender proxy #headcanon #creepypasta meme #third base meme

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co-habit-ation · 3 years

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{You know what, have some free stim based headcannons:

Bloody Painter chews on his long sleeves, nails, or anything non living he can get his hands on in the moment, and will tap his foot against a paint can while he's working.

Clockwork leg bounces when she's agitated and has to stand still. When she's not having to stand still or is overwhelmed she will rock and squishing soft items.

Doby finger taps, leg bounces, and licks at his missing tooth spot when he's too energized or feeling intense emotions that don't manifest through tics.

Briar uses tangles and runs her fingers through her mates hair when she's overwhelmed or frustrated.}

#{headcanons}#bloody painter #creepypasta clockwork #creepypasta bloody painter #creepypasta third base #doby doggers #briar the batter

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neerasrealm · 4 years

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Request Rules and Regulations

Requests are currently: Closed.

Characters I write for:

Slenderman

Trenderman

Splendorman

Laughing Jack

Eyeless Jack

Sally

Jeff The Killer

Ben Drowned

Judge Angels/Dina

Bloody Painter/Helen

Liu Woods (My version of him, not Homicidal Liu, I don’t really vibe with the character)

Nina The Killer

Momo

Jane The Killer

Clockwork/Natalie

Jason The Toymaker

Kate The Chaser

Lost Silver

Zalgo

Zero/Alice

X-Virus

Eloise Ballrose/Stripes

The Rake

Lazari Swann

Laughing Jill

Will Grossman

Tim Wright

Masky

Hoodie

Jay Merrick

Doby Doggers

Ticci Toby

Characters I will not write:

Offenderman

The Puppeteer (He’ll likely be added to the roster later when I have a good idea of how to write him)

Homicidal Liu/Sully

Brian Thomas (no idea how to write him lol)

Alex Kralie (also no idea how to write him yet)

Candy Pop

Dr Smiley

Nurse Ann

Kagekao

BOB

Seedeater

Sonic.exe

Things I will write:

Character x reader

General fluff

Headcanons

Slender mansion AU

Scenario prompts

Things I will not write:

Smut

Yandere (the one exception being Jason the toymaker because that’s kinda his character)

Ships with Slenderman or Laughing Jack. I’m fine with x reader stuff but Slenjack is a comfort ship and I don’t feel comfortable writing any other ships.

Matchups

Other people’s OCs

General guidelines

Requests are done when they are done. I cannot force myself to write all the time. I am human, I get tired, be patient.

I may not get some requests due to lack of motivation or inspiration. I can’t force myself to write something I have no ideas for.

If I’m not comfortable writing something, I won’t do it. Don’t be an asshole, read the rules and follow them.

If there’s a character you’d like me to do but they’re not on the list, assume I have no idea who they actually are.

Please keep asks civil and polite :)

Again I don’t do smut, please don’t send asks about that stuff.

#blog rules #asks open #requests open #requests #writing requests #creepypasta art

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shadowgamerhalo · 3 years

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Incorrect quote 31#

Toby: Wanna see if I can fit 15 jumbo marshmallows in my mouth?

Tim: You're a hazard to society.

Doby: And a coward, do 20.

#creepypasta incorrect quote #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta incorrect quotes #creepypasta #ticci toby #ticci toby headcanons #tim wright #tim wright headcanons #tim masky #masky #doby doggers #doby doggers headcanons #third base #third base headcanons

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shadowgamerhalo · 3 years

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What's your Doby x Milo ship?

Hello anon! I am glad you asked. Milo is an oc of mine, his codename is Tumbleweed, and he is apart of the proxy team working under Emilio (also another oc) with Jay and Alex.

So, with that being said, I'm going to explain what the ship is in its entirety. Since this isn't an entirely canon ship of mine, but more of a possibility, this will be also an explanation on how it would work

What kind of ship it is.

I see this working as either rivals or enemies to lovers. Since Doby and Milo are on opposing sides, with Slender and Emilio canonically in my canon are rivals somewhat leaning into enemy territory.

How compatible are they?

Canon wise, Milo and Doby aren't on too good of terms at times, mainly because Doby being his more chaotic self, manages to get under Milo's skin as he is more no nonsense. Though the two are similar in how they both are ready to throw down for the sake of their teammates.

What I would find would make this ship happen, would be if the two actually got some time alone with each other. Cause both of them would reach an understanding of each other, since the two do share a similar trait in their backstory. That trait being the fact they were outcasts, and they both had family members push them away for being different.

From there I could see Doby poking some fun at Milo, and then Milo pretending to hate it, but secretly enjoying it. And from there it would be all down hill, granted a bumpy hill, but a hill nonetheless.

So in short, pretty compatible given the right push.

The ship itself

Soft boys. The two definitely are soft together, while Doby loving teases Milo. Don't worry, Milo is able to tease back now, if he wants. Milo is able to relax more around Doby than anyone else, and Doby is a little shit about it, cause he makes the PDA much higher because of it.

You know that meme where a couple is fighting, and the way they spend time apart is just by holding hands, instead of sitting on the other's lap? That is Milo and Doby. Milo does deny it completely, while Doby is just sitting on his lap wrapped around him, with the expression of a little gremlin.

Milo is also very protective of Doby, this abomination of a human protects his chaotic tiny boyfriend like a bodyguard. Which is good, cause Doby finds ways of sneaking off and getting into all sorts of trouble. Also Doby is a mixed bag of either cheering Milo when he's in protect mode, or calming him down so he doesn't kill someone. Though if you hurt Doby that's instant death.

Conclusion

In a way it's similar to EJ x Doby, since it's a monster x human pairing. While Milo isn't a demon like EJ, he's definitely not human anymore. Also EJ and Milo are the more serious bunch, the key difference is Milo is ready to throw hands, while EJ is much calmer.

The reason why this ship isn't officially canon, and only a possibility is because of the other ships that are also a possibility. So I like it being open to interpretation, and plus you can ship whichever, and request stuff for the ship you find the best to your liking.

I hoped this helped anon. Requests are open in case if you want to request more explanation, ship stuff, or by chance you want me to explain more about Milo, the askbox is open!

#creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta headcanons #original character #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta writing #creepypasta #milo quinn headcanons #doby doggers headcanons #tumbleweed #third base #milo x doby #askbox is open

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dinklebat · 3 years

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✨Yes I Somehow Do Have More Creepypasta ft Y/N Quotes✨

Jeff: People always said ‘you have to pick your battles’. Well, guess what, I’m full of rage and I’m picking them all.

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Toby: And once again, the three of us save the day.

Hoodie: You didn't do anything. It was Masky and me.

Toby: We're a package deal, everyone knows that.

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*Y/N and Toby doing something stupid*

Slenderman: Part of me wants to ask, and the other part says knowing will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine.

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Jeff: STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BROTHER!

Ej: I'm not?

Jeff: STOP FLIRTING WITH HIM!

Ej: I'm not!

Jeff: I MEAN IT.

Ej: Jeff, I promise you that I'm not.

Jeff, relaxing: ...okay.

Ej: If anything, Liu’a the one flirting with me.

Jeff: EJ.

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Toby: Doby I'm leaving you in charge of taking care of my pet raccoon. Do you remember the rules of doing so?

Doby: Don't let Masky know, don't let him see it, and don't leave him in the same room with it for more than one minute!

Toby: (patting Doby’s shoulder) you’re a good friend.

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Kate: You're so annoying.

Y/N: Then stop holding my hand.

Kate: ...

Kate: No.

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Jeff : I have no fears.

Y/N : What if one day you woke up and Ben was taller than you?

Jeff : ...

Jeff : I have one fear

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Nina: do you like my outfit?

Y/N: not as much as I like what’s underneath it.

Nina, blushing: Y/N—

Y/N: I need your chair. Get up.

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Rowan, to Camelia and Toby: I'm not going to stand by and watch you two kill each other !

Toby: Oh, okay….you can sit if you want!

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Alan: Excuse me, who is in charge here?

Skully: Usually? It's whoever yells the loudest.

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dinklebat · 3 years

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oh hey look over there! it’s

✨creepypasta incorrect quotes✨ ft. y/n part 15

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jane: jeff! i know all about your diabolical plan!

jeff: what diabolical plan?

jane: *holds up a document that says “My Diabolical Plan by Jeff”*

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y/n: Pick a card, any card.

toby: *reaches into their pocket*

y/n: That’s my credit card!

toby, running away: abracadabra!!

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liu: i am a rubber chicken and god is a 19-year-old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers.

ej:

ej: what does this MEAN-

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hoodie: hey, what are you guys watching?

rowan: sally is making us watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.

toby: We're watching Home Alone.

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y/n: i know how to find out what's going on with jeff.

ben: hidden cameras. i’m right there with you, buddy.

y/n:... or we could go and ask him.

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sally: I made this friendship bracelet for you!!

jeff: you know i’m not a jewelry person

sally: oh…you don’t have to wear it-

jeff: NO i’m going to wear it forever- back off!

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doby: i’m scared of bees

x virus: eventually every letter of the alphabet will terrify you

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ben: OH GOSH HE'S LOSING SO MUCH BLOOD-

rowan: QUICK, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?

jeff, looking at y/n: uhhhh [h/c] hair, [e/c] eyes, fun to be around-

masky: YOUR BLOODTYPE, STUPID!

jeff: oh. *looks down at wound* red

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jane: there are people out there who still think I am a heterosexual. like, come on….me….. straight. can you even imagine???? no.

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kate: [rolls over in bed and knees y/n in the ribs]

y/n: ow! you kneed me.

kate: [sleepily] yeah, i do need you

y/n: [voice cracking] ok

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dinklebat · 3 years

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hey there it’s creepypasta incorrect quotes part 9 o’clock

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masky: where are you going?

jeff: hell.

masky: no like right now

jeff: oh. mcdonald’s.

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toby: you know what I’ve realized?

y/n: some thoughts are better left unsaid?

toby: nice try, anyways-

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y/n: if you got arrested what would be the charges?

rowan: theft.

ben : disturbing the peace.

clockwork : aggravated assault.

toby: arson.

jeff : all of the above, in that order

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jeff: from now on we will be using code names.

jeff: you can address me as “eagle one”.

jeff: nina is “been there done that”.

jeff: y/n is “currently doing that”.

jeff: ben is “it happened once in a dream”.

jeff: toby is “if I had to pick a proxy”.

jeff: And hoodie is..

jeff: “eagle two“

hoodie: oh thank god.

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kate: they look like a real handful. how do you deal with them?

masky, watching nina screaming, jane trying to set a sleeping jeff on fire, and doby choking on air: I don't know either.

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rowan: i don’t get what the big deal is about eating meat, plants have emotions and personalities too but you all eat them just fine.

nina: plants have feelings too?! what is this? now I can't have food!

toby: you can eat a rock.

y/n: air.

x virus: the fabric of time and space.

ben: chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.

nina: You guys are not helpful.

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masky: we might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

slenderman: well, that was entirely predictable.

hoodie: one of them punched a gang member.

slenderman: jeff?

masky: y/n, actually.

slenderman: oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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toby: we have a problem.

masky: let me guess, you caused it?

kagekao: gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to this yet.

ej: And it's another tuesday, your point?

hoodie: Would shooting you solve this problem? No? Then shut up.

liu: If you're mean the fire, that's our solution to last week's problem.

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doby: what did you guys get in your yearbook?

jeff: 'prettiest smile'

y/n: 'nicest personality'

nina: 'most likely to start a bar fight'

hoodie: 'least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one’

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masky: you're a lying piece of shit!

toby: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

kate: I'm leaving and I'm taking y/n with me!

hoodie, gathering cards: aaaaand that's enough monopoly for today.

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dinklebat · 3 years

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Last incorrect quotes dump for today :)

(most of these are honestly Jeff x reader because that’s my brain rot right now and I might make a full fanfiction later)

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Jeff: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Y/N: Jeff, you don’t have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumbass.

- Jeff: *sighs loudly*

Ben: Are you bored?

Jeff: Yes.

Ben: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Jeff: I thought you'd never ask.

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Masky: Any questions?

Doby: I have a question.

Masky, sighing: Go on.

Doby: In the word scent is it the s or the c that’s silent?

Hoodie: Damn you. I’m going to be thinking about this all day.

Kate: Okay, well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’d say the s.

Toby: But sent is also pronounced the same way.

Cody: Okay, google says the c was added in the 17th century. So I guess the c is silent.

Y/N: Plot twist. Both the s and c are silent and the letter e makes the sss sound.

Masky: Y/N isn’t allowed to talk anymore.

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Y/N: [chilling in Jeff’s shirt]

Jeff: Stealing from me again?

Y/N: What?

Jeff: First my heart, now my clothes.

Y/N:

Jeff: What's next? My last name?

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Jeff: You're so annoying.

Y/N: Then stop holding my hand.

Jeff: ...

Jeff: No.

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Jeff : *kisses Y/N’s forehead*

Ben : Why do you never kiss my forehead?

Jeff : Because I don't fucking like you.

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Nina: if your zodiac sign is asparagus don't even think about talking to me, because i'm a capri sun and we are just not compatible

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Masky: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Toby: Even better!

Masky: ... what did you -

Toby, holding up a chicken: Her name is Predator!

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EJ: Is that your hand on my ass?

Liu: It was an accident

EJ: It's still on my ass...

Liu: It's still an accident

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Masky: Why are you stuffing garlic into your pants?

Toby: so dracula won't try to eat my ass

Rowan: Why would Dracula try to eat your ass?

Toby: he wont

Rowan: But-

Toby: that's the whole point of the garlic- do you even listen to me?

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dinklebat · 3 years

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*casually slides into your dashboard* hey there want some

✨creepypasta incorrect quotes ✨ft. y/n part 13?

no? oh well here’s some anyways

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Masky: I’m 70% murder, 80% skills, and 50% gay.

Hoodie: That’s 200%.

Masky: That’s right. I’m twice the person you’ll ever be.

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Slenderman: Here’s a list of words that I have banned

Slenderman: Yeet, Yo holla-

Doby: That’s two words

Slenderman: Fleek, Shook, shooketh, or any other variation of the word, Dank, Problematic- Y/N, please stop calling Jeff problematic

Y/N: But Slendy have you seen him?

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Kate *opening door*: And here is our wonderful English class.

Y/N:

Masky *slamming his ruler repeatedly into the blackboard at Toby*: TWILIGHT. ISN'T. LITERATURE.

Y/N:

Y/N: Nice

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Kate: anyone know any good books that make you cry?

Hoodie: my diary

Y/N: she said good books.

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Ben: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Rowan: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Jeff: Something illegal.

Toby: Accept my fate.

Y/N: I would message ten people saying that if they don't forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.

Ben: What?

Jeff: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

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Nina: So what makes you happy?

Ben pulling out a album of pictures of Y/N: You know I'm glad you asked.

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Toby: You ever think about how your skeleton is always wet?

Masky: I wish I never had, but thanks for ruining my life.

Nina: Don't worry! There will come a time where it won't be!

Masky: Thanks! Even worse!

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Nina: Do you mind if I take the skin off of this furby?

Nina: I want to make him a deity.

Nina: Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he will begin his path towards enlightenment

Jane: I literally could not care less, but please don’t say anything like that again

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Clockwork: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the deck.

Toby: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Coco Puffs.

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EJ: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.

X Virus: I would say infinitesimally.

Liu: Yes, and I would say teenily weenily. We all know words.

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creepypasta holiday headcanons

- Slenderman actually banned them from celebrating christmas after a particularly chaotic year in which not one but TWO christmas trees were burned down

- so they just call it “not christmas” or “the one after halloween”, at least in front of the boss

- there’s wayyyy too many of them for everyone to get everyone a present, so each year Toby organizes a secret santa. most creeps also get their s/o or close friends a small gift as well

- After losing a bet with Brian, Tim now has to dress up as Santa for a photo shoot with the kid creeps. he says he hates it, but everyone can tell he’s lying

- Nina and Doby team up to sew everyone custom holiday sweaters.

- Jeff makes it a yearly challenge to capture a reindeer and sneak it into the mansion.

As for holiday flavored things to do with their s/o:

- Tim makes his s/o hot chocolate and cuddle in front of an open fire

- Brian goes along with whatever his s/o wanted, but especially enjoys ice skating

- Toby drags his s/o into doing everything: snow ball fights, singing carols, holiday shopping, basically anything tangentially related to winter or the holidays

- Rowan is similar to Brian in that he’d just go along with what his s/o wanted, but he also loves to go walking in the woods after a fresh snow

- EJ would prefer to stay indoors, especially curled up with his s/o for warmth

- Jeff’s s/o is repeatedly pulled outdoors and thrown into the middle of a snowball fight

- Ben refuses to go outside, but he buys some winter/Christmas league skins

- Nina dresses up in matching couple’s christmas sweaters with her s/o

- Jane spends most of her time baking various treats for her s/o. Expect lots of gingerbread around this time of year

- Clockwork is actually a beast at hockey and would try her best to teach her s/o how to skate and play

- Doby and his s/o decorate the entire mansion in christmas lights in the dead of night to surprise slenderman. He is not happy with it.

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