#doc Sturgeon

[memoryaqua]

Miss Minerva

...from "Diver Dan"

And for a bonus, Flounder smoking weed (sea-weed?)

My dad saw this show as a kid, and told us about Doc Sturgeon and Baron Kuda.

#diver dan #miss minerva #minerva #mer #mermaid #live action #1960s #vintage #tv show #costume #puppet #fish #flounder #baron barracuda #trigger #children's shows #blonde mermaid #tube top mermaid #doc Sturgeon

[snickerdoodlles]

went looking through my yoi writing folder and roasting myself of 6years ago, tf is this???? my folders are usually so organized, but this one is just an absolute disaster of half-formed ideas. i have no idea what half of these titles mean anymore (@/past me, what the FUCK does 'zombie rosebush au' even mean?????? the fic is about????? a witch???? what) and several docs only have a handful of lines or paragraphs to them.

these had to have made sense to me somehow because my writing folders made before and after it follow my typical organization process, but fuck if i remember what my thought process was back then

#i wasnt taking drugs either so i dont have that excuse #i remember like. 3? maybe 4 of these #of the folders i remember 1.5 #ive been trying to puzzle out these docs #in one there's stacy the sturgeon who was a substitute teacher and the personification of death and somehow that ties back to yuuri #??????????? #going down memory lane has been a TRIP yall

[monosminecraftmania]

It started with a fish

how did it end up like this-

Bdubs - Pleco/leafsheep  ::  Cub - Dumbo Octopus  ::  Doc - Sea dragon  ::  Etho - Eel  ::  False - Swordfish ::  Gem - Rainbow Trout ::  Grian - Flying Fish  ::  Hypno - Tiger shark  ::  Impulse - Orca  ::  Iskall - Tetrafish  ::  Jevin - Jellyfish ::  Joe - Remora ::  Keralis - Octopus  ::  Mumbo - Catfish ::  Pearl - Short Beak common Dolphin ::  Ren - Dogfish ::  Scar - Manta Ray ::  Stress - Pink Betta  ::  Tango - Red Lionfish  ::  TFC - Anglerfish  ::  Beef - Bull trout  ::  Wels - Sturgeon  ::  Xb - Guardian  ::  Xisuma - Hermit Crab  ::  Zed - Clownfish ::  Cleo - Zebrashark

*drawn sizes are not to scale

long story short someone (@kitsunespawz) mentioned fish-ificating hermits in discord right after i woke up and all of my neurons fired at once. and ive now spent all day drawing all the hermits as mermaids.

i. fucking love fish. i apologize for nothing except for the above mentioned who i stole this idea from. im very sorry.

full canvas down here. colored and uncolored

#hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #mermaids #idk if i have to tag everyone #but im going to do it anyway #bdoubleo100 #cubfan135 #docm77 #ethoslab #falsesymmetry #geminitay #grian #hypnotizd #impulsesv #iskall85 #ijevin #joehillstsd #keralis #mumbojumbo #pearlescentmoon #rendog #goodtimeswithscar #stressmonster #tangotek #tinfoilchef #vintagebeef #welsknight #xbcrafted #xisumavoid #zedaphplays

[wasyago]

even if you dont draw much for mermay what would fish/se animals you assign to each hermit?

hmmm, this one took a while but im pretty happy with how it turned out!! some aren't fish of course, and some are freshwater while others are saltwater, and some of them are more of a joke, but ehhh who cares

grian - hermit crab

mumbo - manta ray

scar - lake sturgeon

impulse - coconut crab

pearl - nudibranch

gem - sea horse

doc - anglerfish

ren - krill

cub - yellowfin tuna

xb - black dragonfish

keralis - black moor goldfish

hypno - moorish idol

cleo - moray eel

joe - guppy

jevin - portuguese man o war

wels - swordfish

xisuma - octopus

tfc - dunkleosteus

zed - starfish

tango - piranha

bdubs - stonefish

etho - barracuda

false - thresher shark

beef - halibut

iskall - perch

stress - vampire squid

#hermitcraft #yagotalk #gardenergulfie

[thelastofthebookworms]

You'll find the other polls in my 'sf polls' tag / my pinned post.

#polls #science fiction #sf polls #gateway #frederik pohl #lord of light #roger zelazny #the dispossessed #ursula le guin #ursula k. le guin #the stars my destination #alfred bester #the wanderer #fritz leiber #way station #clifford d. simak #more than human #theodore sturgeon #armageddon 2419 AD #philip francis nowlan #philip nowlan #the skylar of space #doc smith #edward e. smith #lee hawkins garby

[drpumpkins]

HI DOC just wanted to say i am adoring the fishposting lately its so good

ROBYN HI 💜💜 thank you so much!!!! its all prep for my upcoming sturgeon tattoo 🥺🐟🐟

#MADE MY DAY THANKU #ibe been so busy as of late thank you 4 swinging by and saying hi <3 #ask #dr.txt #robyn_goodfellowe

[toriowlfluff]

For the SavedMersAU, all I can think of is JoeHills as a catfish mer, chatting someone’s ear off. And listen. TinFoilChef. Coelacanth. The living fossil. Last but not least… Keralis as a Blackmoor Goldfish. Look them up, you’ll understand. Anyways those were my mermay choices for a reason, love the au and all of ur art! Keep bein awesome.

As much as I would absolutely love Joe to be a chatty C(h)atfish we do need some humans in this AU!

I do agree with Keralis and TFC tho thank you! All of these are up in the air btw- if anyone has better options let me know! Plus we need a Bdubs! Help!

Mers:

Grian - Cod

Doc - No more Manta Doc ... Kraken Doc on the other hand... (bc Octagon-)

Ren - Spiny dogfish

Stress - Koi

Cleo - Moray Eel

Etho - bottlenose dolphin

Bdubs - idk help me

Keralis - Blackmoore Goldfish

Wels - Swordfish

False - Sturgeon

Scar - Sea turtle with a swimming west

Jevin - Jellyfish

Impulse - Whaleshark

Tango - Tigershark

Mumbo - Orca

XB - Goliath grouper

TinFoil - Coelacanth

Xisuma - Axolotl disguised as a human (he runs the sanctuary)

Humans/volunteers and their jobs:

Iskall - doctor

Gem -doctor

Cub - doctor

Hypno - protection

Zed - entertainment/enrichment

Joe - psychologist

Beef - chef

#toritalks #SavedMersAU #MerAU #thank you so much fof your suggestions :3 #i really appreciate it!

[purgetrooperfox]

hi! I'm new here and was wondering if you could share some about your CoD OC?

hello! sure! Nocte is a transplanted star wars oc that I kept in the divorce :)

in COD he's uhhhh

a combat medic from the NZSAS

I think I have him ranked at SSgt?

had a reputation pre-transfer for contributing to high casualty survival rates

not to be sneezed at marksmanship-wise. briefly held the record for fastest training course run

eventually selected by Price for transfer to the 141

made fast friends with Soap by virtue of 1) complimentary personalities and 2) this mf is always getting himself shot and splatted and exploded

also buddies with Saleese "Treaty" Jeekkunass (@dilf-archivist), a communications officer/operator for the 141, and Emilia "Sturgeon" Lynx (@kiwikipedia), a ranking medic for Delta. because if your ocs aren't friends with your friends' ocs then what's the point

comes from a Large family with a Lot of brothers, including a twin. there are six of them in all. I brought Fox and Nocte's ARF squad with me in the divorce too

dad-shaped. sorry I don't make the rules

"He holds us together ha ha because he's the doc but also, you know, he's like glue. He helps make this waffle house and waffle home." – someone, probably

my past posts about him are tagged #clone medic nocte :)

#asks answered #leocs #clone medic nocte #atama 'nocte' te rangi #if you have more specific questions i can answer them it's just hard to give an overview dkdndjdn #cod

[docrotten]

BLOOD FROM THE MUMMY’S TOMB (1971) – Episode 203 – Decades Of Horror 1970s

“She who is buried here shall henceforth have no name, shall cease to exist in the minds of man as she has ceased to exist in life.” Well, she has a name and she is remembered. Not much of a curse, ay? Join your faithful Grue Crew – Doc Rotten, Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, Jeff Mohr – as they take in the last, but not least, of the four Hammer mummy films, Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971), sadly sans Peter Cushing or Christopher Lee.

Decades of Horror 1970s Episode 203 – Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971)

Join the Crew on the Gruesome Magazine YouTube channel! Subscribe today! And click the alert to get notified of new content! https://youtube.com/gruesomemagazine

Decades of Horror 1970s is partnering with the WICKED HORROR TV CHANNEL (https://wickedhorrortv.com/) which now includes video episodes of the podcast and is available on Roku, AppleTV, Amazon FireTV, AndroidTV, and its online website across all OTT platforms, as well as mobile, tablet, and desktop.

An archaeological expedition brings back to London the coffin of an Egyptian queen known for her magical powers. Her spirit returns in the form of a young woman and strange things start to happen.

  Director: Seth Holt, Michael Carreras (uncredited)

Writing Credits: Christopher Wicking (screenplay); Bram Stoker (from the novel by; The Jewel of Seven Stars, 1903)

Selected Cast:

Andrew Keir as Fuchs

Valerie Leon as Margaret / Tera

James Villiers as Corbeck

Hugh Burden as Dandridge

George Coulouris as Berigan

Mark Edwards as Tod Browning

Rosalie Crutchley as Helen Dickerson

Aubrey Morris as Doctor Putnum

David Markham as Doctor Burgess

Joan Young as Mrs. Caporal

James Cossins as Older Male Nurse

David Jackson as Young Male Nurse

Jonathan Burn as Saturnine Young Man

Graham James as Youth In Museum

Tamara Ustinov as Veronica

Penelope Holt as Nurse

Sunbronze Danny Boy as Tod’s Cat

Once again, it is time to revisit a Hammer Horror entry from their 1970s features. This time, the Grue-Crew follow dismembered hands and devious archeologists as they confront the resurrection of the evil Egyptian Queen with no name. By the way, her name is Tera. Shhhh… don’t tell. Andrew Kier does an admirable job stepping in for Peter Cushing (after only a day’s shooting) to lead the heroic defense alongside the beautiful Valerie Leon against the Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb (1971).

At the time of this writing, Blood from the Mummy’s Tomb is available to stream from Wicked Horror TV and various PPV sources. The film is available on physical media as a Blu-ray from Shout! Factory.

Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1970s is part of the Decades of Horror two-week rotation with The Classic Era and the 1980s. In two weeks, the next episode, chosen by Jeff, will be Killdozer (1974), based on the 1944 Theodore Sturgeon novella and starring Clint Walker, Carl Betz, Robert Urich, and Neville Brand. You asked for it! Really. You did. 

We want to hear from you – the coolest, grooviest fans: comment on the site or email the Decades of Horror 1970s podcast hosts at [email protected]. 

Check out this episode!

[okayto]

Encounters at the End of the World - Antarctica documentary by Werner Herzog

Werner Herzog's narration was so delightfully odd in the Fireballs documentary, particularly when that doc featured Antarctica, that when I found out he'd made an entire other documentary about the people who live and work on the lonely continent in 2007, I had to find it. And it is fascinating and just as weird as I'd hoped.

Highlights:

Werner Herzog starts us off with some philosophical musings on deep questions, like why don’t chimpanzees ride goats. This is because he is interested in the human condition.

According to the commentary track, he asked all the scientists he interviewed this question. No one had answers. This did not make it into the film.

The cafeteria has a soft-serve ice cream* machine. Its name is Frosty Boy.

Frosty Boy is very, very popular. Everyone loves Frosty Boy.

*Frosty Boy serves something LIKE ice cream. It’s not actually ice cream. But they don’t tell us what it is.

Before going out in the field the team had to take survival lessons. One of these lessons is how to do things in whiteout conditions. Whiteout conditions are simulated by wearing buckets over your head.

The buckets all have faces drawn on them.

DVD commentary track clarifies the bucket faces weren’t done for filming, they’re just like that.

Weddell seal researchers take milk samples from nursing seals. They have a very scientific method of getting the seal to cooperate that was captured on (public) film for the first time in this documentary.

The method is: they walk up to the seal and stick a bag over its head.

I cannot emphasize enough how hilarious it is to see a person walk up to a seal longer than he is, with what looks like a big tarpaulin tote bag slung over his back, and then just WHOMP it quickly over the seal’s head.

Afterwards they clarify that the seals are fine and gruntled afterwards, making them ideal animals to work with.

Antarctica has an active volcano! Like, pool-of-lava-bubbling active!

Philosophical Penguin Musings

Questions of penguin philosophy are put to an introverted scientist who looks like he may be regretting agreeing to participate

“Dr. Ainley, is there such thing as insanity among penguins?”

The Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station has a frozen sturgeon stuck in what appears to be a shrine carved out of the icy wall of a tunnel.

“The strangest of all, the real strangest footage I saw in my entire life” is the real frozen sturgeon "mysteriously hidden away" beneath the ice of the “mathematically precise true South Pole.”

Possibly this was done by a maintenance worker.

There is also a container of Russian caviar.

And a letter that I couldn’t read.

“And this is very strange, I mean, paper cut-out flowers from magazines and this little poem. Very, very odd. And this is my favorite sequence in the film: a garland of frozen popcorn around it.” "You cannot invent it. Reality is so strange, in a way it outdoes all your fantasies.”

Werner Herzog is also I think so strange that you cannot invent it.

#Encounters at the End of the World #Werner Herzog #reviews #kinda #Antarctica

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mermaid at shotgun creek

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#4

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPS.

@ohwhoopsok my beloved tagged me and jfc some of these WIPs have so much dust on themmmmm ))): Whoops, loved your titles, like something out of a manual my OCD and schizophrenia won’t let me read but please oh god tell me about 9. 10. and 14. Stealing your “In order of most recent edits!! (with ships in parentheses)” :D 

This, Consider This (TG: R/Ja)

A/Je (TG: Andy/Jezza)

d/r (TG/SPN Richard/Dean, Wincest)

a tiny shiver (TG: R/Je)

O!Je (TG: Je/Ja/R)

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THD (SPN: wincest)

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Behind Closed Doors (SPN: wincest)

wincestiel (SPN)

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Be The One  (SPN: wincest)   

MKU  (SPN RPF: J2)

damned if i (SPN RPF: J2)

j2 robot!dream (SPN RPF)

...plus 22 pages of SPN ideas in a doc called Bunny Hutch and over 40 pages of notes and chapter(fic) ideas for TG called The Year Before, and I can’t remember how many for The Year After bc i’m trying not to get ahead of myself lol

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Get to know me meme

I was tagged by the brilliant luca-font @sal-si-puedes for fun!

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First ever ship: Hammond/May

Last film: Oh man i can’t even remember when i last watched a movie >.< The Man Who Fell to Earth maybe ???

Currently reading: And on that bombshell..., Mystical City of God, and a Sturgeon short story collection 

Currently watching: We’re quitting in the middle of Ozark, jfc is that show DULL and annoying

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[thedoctorlivesey]

Doc! One of my friend told me such a good fish joke it had me in stitches! In fact, I think... I might need a sturgeon....

[cranksturgeon]

Bit the hand, the hoof, the headlamp, the Sierras, John, some moss, a hand, an empty thought, a margin on my word doc, the doctor’s hand which was mossy and felt like a hoof but shined like a headlamp, and other shins which left us bereft for commentary on airy subjects like throwing oranges and assorted fruits at masterfully rendered landscape paintings of the Sierras presented by toddler/minded dads (named J, and definitely not doctors, physicians, or even grad students) who tell you their kid could’ve painted that, but instead got stuck with an iPhone for Xmas, hashtag j is for jaundice.

#SoundCloud

[grandpayuu]

sturgeon surgeon

idk what surgeons wear so have the default lab coat + stethoscope

idk what sturgeons look like so have that poorly drawn sturgeon based on wikipedia ref

#sturgeon surgeon #sturgeons #surgeons #aka fish doc

[knives-out20]

Inglourious Boyfriends - Part 5

Fandom: Inglourious Basterds (2009)

Pairing: Joshua Margolis (OC) x Lt. Aldo Raine

Word Count: 2272

Warnings: Spoilers For Inglourious Basterds,

Note: Part 5, Lads. Shows How Joshua Is Clever, Meaning He Can Catch Onto Other Peoples’ Ideas Quickly. He’s Also Empathetic, And Is Able To Sway Aldo To Do, Or Stop Doing, Something.

Bridget Von Hammersmark groaned in pain as the needle injected its fluids into her body, fist covering her mouth in a failed attempt to muffle herself.

Aldo walked in, sleeves rolled up to his biceps."Not so goddamn fast, doc. Tell 'im to go play with his dog" he spoke, Donny and Joshua following him inside. Aldo pat the doctor as Hammersmark spoke to him in French, the doctor quickly dropping his equipment and going to sit by PFC Utivich. Aldo turned to Joshua, gently nudging him back to give himself room. He put his hands on the doctors equipment table, wasting no time and pushing it aside harshly, crashing it into the wall. Aldo angrily kicked the small stool the doctor sat on, Joshua taking another step back in fright. 

Donny stood menacingly over Bridget on one side of the table, his back to the barking dogs, as Aldo leaned his arm onto the table, his other hand on his hip.

"Before we yank that slug out ya, you need t'answer a few questions" Aldo said.

"Few questions about what?" She asked, gaze going from Aldo, to Donny, to Joshua.

"About I got three men dead back there. Why don't you try tellin' us what the fuck happened?" Aldo asked.

"The British officer blew his German act and the Gestapo major saw it" Bridget answered.

"Before we get into who shot John, why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous in a basement with a bunch of Nazis?" Aldo inquired, tilting his head.

Bridget shifted uncomfortably."I can see see since you didn't see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd".

"Uh, y-yea, we got a word for that kind of odd in English. It's called suspicious" Joshua piped up, hands behind his back as he stood at attention. He looked away when Aldo pressed the bullet deeper into Bridget's wound, having her moan in pain, louder than before."Aldo-".

"I know what I'm doin' Josh" Aldo held up his other hand, taking this as an excuse to look at his dearest.

"Everybody needs to calm down, you're letting your imagination get the better of you" Bridget strained, exclaiming again when Aldo pushed the bullet in deeper.

Joshua crossed his arms, shutting his eyes and turning his head away as if a lack of sight would dim down his hearing, too.

"You met the sergeant yourself. Willie. You remember him, don't you?" Bridget struggled, gripping the side of the table.

"Yea, I remember him" Aldo scoffed, taking a glimpse of Joshua's physical empathy. He also remembered how gentle Josh was, with treating the scar on Aldo's neck after the attempted lynching, back when Joshua and him fought the KKK one time. Aldo loves how Joshua's always been there to tend to his wounds, which have ranged from scratches on his knees after playing in parks when they were kids, to digging bullets out from his shoulder in more recent years. He inhaled slowly, exhaling at the same speed when he listened to Bridget.

"His wife had a baby, tonight. He had just become a fa-" Bridget squeezed her eyes shut, "he had just become a father!".

Joshua, from time to time, liked to imagine someone saying that about him, 'he had just become a father'. A soft smile graced his lips, in the worst moment possible. He always smiled, each time he thought about himself being a father. The idea of Aldo and him taking in a kid as their own, a little boy or girl the two of them could train to kick Nazi ass and fend for themselves. Joshua opened his eyes, catching Aldo looking right at him. He saw a knowing look in Aldo's eyes, automatically knowing that Aldo knew what he was thinking of.

Aldo hummed, turning his attention back to Bridget. 

"His commanding officer gave him and his mates the night off to celebrate" Bridget shakily breathed, groaning again."The Germans being there was either a trap set by me, or a tragic coincidence. It couldn't be both" she pleaded.

"Aldo..." Joshua called, in a tone that meant for Aldo to leave Bridget alone.

Aldo glanced at Joshua, looking back to Bridget with an arched brow before finally pulling his finger out. He took the handkerchief Joshua offered him, wiping his finger of blood as Bridget grunted."How'd the shootin' start?" He asked, glaring at all his Basterds, so that no one would take this as an opportunity to crack a joke about how Joshua's tamed Aldo the fucking Apache (a joke they make quite a lot).

"The Englishman gave himself away" she started.

"How'd he do that?" Aldo pressed, squaring his shoulders as the light hit him in a threatening way.

"He ordered three glasses" Bridget croaked, holding up three fingers in a way where her pinkie and thumb touched."We order three glasses" she clarified, holding up her thumb, pointer finger and middle finger."That's the German three, the other looks odd".

"So, uhm, t-that whole standoff happened 'cause he held up three fingers in a weird way t'order three drinks?" Joshua scoffed.

"It's much more serious than you think, especially nowadays” Bridget huffed."The Germans would, and did notice".

Aldo looked off in thought, pushing himself off the table."Okay, let's pretend there were no Germans, and everything went exactly the way it was supposed to" he imagined, going to lean against the doorway by Joshua."What was the next step?".

“Tuxedos." Bridget went to the point, suspiciously eyeing how close Aldo stood with Joshua."To get them into the premiere wearing military uniforms with all the military there would've been suicide".

Joshua pulled a quick sturgeon face in agreement.

"But, going as members of the...German film industry-".

"They wear tuxedos a-and- and fit in with everybody else!" Joshua cut Bridget off in conclusion, snapping his fingers."Eureka-- oh, uh, s-sorry, ma'am" he apologized, stepping closer to Aldo.

"No, it's fine, you're right" Bridget breathed heavily, catching Aldo smile down at Joshua with a certain air of adoration."I arranged for a tailor to fit three tuxedos tonight" she recalled.

"How'd you intend to get 'em in that premiere?" Aldo questioned, turning back to Von Hammersmark with a less positive gaze.

"Hand me my purse" Bridget instructed, Hirschberg obeying as Aldo walked back over. She dug inside her purse, everyone watching intently as she handed it to Aldo, who fished out a small card of paper."Lieutenant Hicox was going as my escort. The other two were going as a German cameraman and as his assistant".

Aldo inspected the paper, showing it off to Donny, then Joshua."You can still get us into that premiere?" He asked.

"You speak German better than your friends? No. Have I been shot? Yes! I don't see me tripping the light fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon. Least of all, by tomorrow night" Bridget groaned.

"Uh, a-actually, miss" Joshua respectfully cut in, pushing himself off the wall and walking over."I don't mean t'brag in front of my fellow Lieutenant," he glanced to Aldo, "nor my fellow soldiers, but I happen to be fluent in many languages other than English. French, German, Dutch, 'n' the list goes on" Joshua timidly listed, rubbing his left arm with his right hand."If you still wish for us to cover as German, I could do most o'the talking".

Bridget offered Joshua a fake smile, nodding curtly.

The dogs started barking as Aldo clattered something aside on a table, leaning against it as he kept his eyes on the paper. Finally, he slammed the paper down onto the table in defeat, hand on his hip.

"However, there's something you don't know" Bridget teased, Aldo slowly turning to face her, at that. She grinned, "there've been two recent developments regarding Operation Kino. One, the venue has been changed from The Ritz to a much smaller venue".

Joshua's lips parted, eyebrows knitting together in confusion as he glanced up. He caught Utivich's and Donny's gaze, the three of them exchanging glances of disbelief with each other."Uh, e-enormous changes at the last minute? That's not very Germatic" Joshua pointed out, as he went back to leaning against the wall by the door. 

"Why the hell is Goebbels doing stuff so damn peculiar?" Aldo asked, turning to fully face Bridget.

"It, uhm, it- it probably has something to do with the second development-?" Joshua suggested, a more friendly nod of correction coming from Bridget.

"Which is?".

Bridget sat up."De Führer is attending the premiere" she let out, Joshua's breath hitching.

"Fuck a duck!" Donny cursed, hitting the table Bridget was on.

As the dogs barked, Aldo leaned back against the table, pursing his lips in thought.

"What are you thinking?" Bridget grew curious.

"I'm thinkin’ gettin' a whack at plantin’ old Uncle Adolf makes this horse a different colour" Aldo replied, Joshua nodding along in an understanding manner.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Bridget squinted her eyes in confusion, Aldo turning to Joshua to explain.

"Joshy".

"Yes, uh, yes sir" Joshua nodded, turning to Bridget yet again."It means you gettin' us in that premiere".

"I'm probably going to end up losing this leg" Von Hammersmark hissed, making Joshua flinch in surprise."Bye-bye acting career, fun while it lasted. How do you expect me to walk the red carpet?" She inquired, glaring daggers at Joshua, who was visibly uncomfortable with the anger targeted towards him.

He hugged his elbows, glancing to Aldo for help.

"Easy on my right-hand man Joshua o'er here, it was my idea, blondie" Aldo put his hand up, walking over to Joshua and standing by him protectively."Doggy doc's goin' to dig that slug out ya gam" he snorted, "he's gonna wrap it up in a cast, and you got a good how-I-broke-my-leg-mountain-climbin’ story; that's German, ain't it? Y'all like climbin’ mountains, don't ya?". It was almost laughable, how proud-of-himself Aldo looked at this new plan.

"I don't. I like smoking, drinking, and ordering in restaurants. But I see your point" Bridget nodded sarcastically. She tilted her head, eyes wandering to Aldo's arm around Joshua's waist.

Aldo quickly snuffed some more tobacco, putting his small box away before speaking again."We fill you up with morphine 'til it's comin' out yer ears, and just limp your lil' ass up that rouge carpet" he grinned triumphantly, as if his plan would be able to solve world hunger.

"I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but, can you Americans speak any other language than English?" She asked, leaning back."Asides from 'Joshy' over here-" Bridget coughed, nodding towards Joshua.

"Don't call him Joshy" Aldo growled, his hold on Joshua's grip tightening."I love you" he whispered, against Josh's ear.

The corners of Joshua's lips quirked up into a smile."I love you too, Aldo".

"We both speak a little Italian" Donny piped up, referencing himself and Aldo.

"With an atrocious accent, no doubt. But that doesn't exactly kill us in the crib. Germans don't exactly have a good ear for Italian...You, Joshua, you said to me earlier how you know many languages. What about you?".

Joshua's eyes widened a bit, eyebrows raising at attention."Uh, uhm, well- I, uh, actually..." he turned to Aldo, then Donny, and everyone else, all eyes on him."I was unfortunate enough to not exactly have Italian be a part o'the list o'languages I know".

"Goddammit, Josh, are you serious?" Donny howled.

"Joshy, y'gotta be kiddin' me. You grew up in that fancy mansion of yer's, been learnin' to hunt with guns since you were five, use bombs since you were ten, and learn languages since before all that, and yer tellin' me neither yer mom nor yer pops ever put a lil' Italian in ya?" Aldo exhaled, looking at Joshua, dumbfounded.

Joshua nodded shyly."Mhm. I-I've got almost every other language in my head, you guys. Polish, Hebrew, Welsh, even Spanish, but I doubt that that'd be any at all useful? I got Russian, Portuguese, Japanese, Turkish, too. But no one in m'house spared the light of day for Italian if I was already learnin' Spanish".

Aldo kept his focus on Joshua, trailing his hand up to pat Joshua's shoulder.

"So you mumble Italian-Spanish bullshit and brazen through it, is that the plan?" Bridget gave them a 'you can't be serious' look.

"That's about it" Aldo shrugged.

Bridget nodded, "that sounds good" she mumbled.

"Sounds like shit, what else are we gon' do? Go home?".

"No, that sounds good. If you don't blow it, with that, I can get you in the building...Who does what?" Bridget clarified, looking around.

"Well, I speak the most Italian-" Aldo glanced at Joshua, "so I'll be yer escort. Donowitz speaks the third most, so he'll be yer Italian cameraman. Omar, fourth-most, he'll be Donny's assistant, like Josh'll be mine".

"An escort's assistant-?" Bridget questioned.

"Listen, lady we're in the middle o'some kinda world war with Jews runnin' around and Nazis huntin' after them, destroyin' everything that gets in their way. What's wrong with escorts havin' a lil' extra protection and assistance, huh?" Aldo pointed out.

Omar snapped his head in Aldo's direction, caught off-guard."I don't speak Italian".

"Like I said, fourth-best. Just keep yer fuckin' mouth shut-" Joshua cut Aldo off by snorting, "In fact, why don't you start practicin' right now?" Aldo grinned, looking down at Josh, who was holding back laughter.

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V.A.-'The Interviews' 2015

https://archive.org/details/sPE_0200

This compilation is based on cut-up samples that had been arranged by Jaan Patterson. Taken from Interviews of the following humans: Anthony Donovan, Francis Bacon, Frank Zappa, Georges Bataille, Gilles Deleuze, Jean Cocteau, Marcel Duchamp, Noam Chomsky, Paul Éluard, William S. Burroughs.

Artists included, alphabetical order: 

A.H. Fork AG Davis {AN} EeL A. Sadist Anthony Donovan Anthony Osborne Antonio de Braga Arco Enarmonico Ars Sonor Arsenic Strychnine Bernard Dumaine Berthelot Breathing Space Bryan Lewis Saunders Candlegravity Chris Silver T Crank Sturgeon datewithdeath Der Domestizierte Mensch Dixie Treichel Dongle Doc Fake Cats Project GX Jupitter-Larsen HaiiYuuko Hopek Quirin Igor Amokian The Implicit Order ION J. A. P. Jared C. Balogh Jeanette Luches Jim Sebor Jochen Arbeit Joseph Szymkowiak Juan Angel Italiano Jukka-Pekka Kervinen Kontroljet Lee Kwo Leif Elggren Lezet Ludo Mich & Koen Boyden Mann Racket Marisa Wildwood & Gabe Moon Mauro Sambo Miquel Parera Mr E mutanT.R.I. Odor Baby Osvaldo Cibils Philippe Petit Qkcofse Ronny Wærnes Ruela Seiei Jack Simon Mathewson Sound Voice Subversive Intentions suRRism Teleg. Thomas Havlik Ton Haring Union Furnace Uwe Moellhusen Viirgiile Vladimír Hirsch William Davison

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