#drunk nights in

[bulkhummus]

do you understand how funny this is

#…….. cecil.. babygirl…. this queer knows ur terrible impact <3 #just genuinely so funny to me #maybe im just drunk but this is so fucking funny #and sad but we wont think abt that #wtnv #welcome to night vale #cecilsweep #sexymanotd

[the-forest-library]

“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the seaside for my health.

#leave me be #I need rest #not a night out too late with loud and drunk people #you should be at the club #disabilities #disability #spoonie #mental health

[kazscrows]

Nobody:

Kaz Brekker:

#She’d laughed and if he could have bottled the sound and got drunk on it every night he would have #it terrified him #actually I’d probably join him #nobody is actually all of us #Inej’s laughter #shadow and bone #six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone season 2 #freddy carter #soc #grishaverse #six of crows memes #shadow and bone meme #saw something similar on Insta I think but not on here so… #please enjoy #I spent too long making this- #gif edit #kazscrows

[morganbritton132]

I love how Steve refuses to do Red carpet events with Eddie but will go to big Hollywood parties. Keg King Steve lives on

Look, no one has ever asked for his opinion at a party and then published it in a magazine as a ‘scathing review from friend of Eddie Munson’s.’ It’s not his fault that the movie was not as funny as he thought it was going to be.

Plus, all those flashing lights.

Every time Eddie gets papped, there’s always a picture of Steve where he’s mid-blink or he looks sweaty, and Steve is never going to forgive Eddie for the photo of him goosing him on the carpet. The one (and only) time Steve walked the red carpet with Eddie as his date, Perez Hilton had a lot of mean things to say about the shape of his head and his bisexuality.

But on the other hand, Steve loves a good party.

Steve might not be interested in being a part of most of the celebrity parts of Eddie’s life but he does like celebrities. He has a whole photo album of pictures taken with celebrities. And Steve likes when Eddie gets to do fun things with his fame. No one tells you when your boyfriend runs off with his band that a lot of the famous-people stuff that he has to deal with fucking sucks.

Plus, the only people partying harder than famous people are teenagers in a small town. Steve has experience and he excels at this.

Even if the hangovers are awful.

Eddie posts a TikTok the morning after there are paparazzi photos of him and Steve leaving a party of him, Steve, and half of Ice Nine Kills getting breakfast in the restaurant of their hotel. He pans the camera across the table but settles on Steve next to him with his head down on his arms.

He’s not just hungover. He is ‘are you sure he’s even alive’ hungover. Enough that one of the guys asks, “Is he okay?”

“Uh-huh,” Eddie says with a grin in his voice. “Baby, you got any advice for the kiddos out there?”

“Don’t get hit in the head a lot.”

“Oh-ho, no, Stevie,” Eddie laughs. “This is not a hero babysitter Steve Harrington migraine. This is a Keg King Steve hangover.”

Steve looks up, “There was a keg?”  

#Steve’s very popular at parties #he’s hot. has a dog. and can hold his liquor #though Eddie wishes Steve could hold his dog or at least keep track of him #halfway through every party Steve gives Ozzy the night off and then leaves him with a group of drunk girls who want to pet him #Ozzy has mixed feeling about this arrangement #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[dizzybizz]

ms jay herself (and apple)

#ive been grappling with her design the most i feel.... i need it to be good enough for her 😭😭😭 ily jay ilysm wehhghghhhh #dude drawing the pin i realized just how much circles dont exist to me. theyve disappeared from my art completely. fuck you circles. fuck y #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi apple #i will tag every little critter ok it just feels right #my art #ok theres one bastard left i will deal with him.. later. maybe tmrw #fuck i got to the part where he gets some tats hhhgotta figure out how i wanna draw those #jay bad posture while tinkering is real to me. shes all hunched. shes shrimping. #she tinkers at night while the others r sleeping n she stretches n yells n wakes them up #guys i love drunk jay so much.... when her and lizzie got plastered... so good...........

[boojangs]

Enid, drunk on the floor: Why're you so tall?

Wednesday: You are on the floor.

Enid, gasping: Is it cuz I fell for you??

Wednesday, flustered: ...just stand up, please, querida.

#enid after wens gets her off the floor: oooooo there are your dimples lemme kiss 'em #wens being gay: I'll destroy you #wenclair #real things my very drunk girlfriend said to me last night #happy new year

[hdra77]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!! i speedran this while struggling not to fall asleep and explode from a headache!! got a little too silly last night

#rain world #five pebbles #rain world downpour #rain world iterator #rain world art #rainworld fanart #hdra7 shitposts #rw rivulet #rw spearmaster #rw survivor #rw artificer #rw gourmand #rw saint #rw monk #rw hunter #saw a video just earlier and thought 'oh this fits' and did not think twice to start working on this shitpost #also happy holidays #merry christmas too again #i have no idea why my drunk ass started doodling last night #rain world lttm #looks to the moon #also most of these designs is just me coming it up on the spot #rw slugcat

[catcze]

NO BC LISTEN.

WIRO REACTING TO HIS CRUSH/LOVER WEARING A SUIT. LIKE IT FITS THEIR FRAME SO PERFECTLY AND SNUGLY AND WDYM “WHY IS HE LOOKING” OFC HE’S LOOKING LIKE HELLO???

I can’t tell if he would shameless let his eyes roam or would avoid looking at them KDIDKSKSK WIRO BRAINROT IS SO REALL

KAJNSDSA BROOO OMG okokokok something along the lines but 👀

Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!

You're fiddling with the cuffs of your suit as you exit the changing room, a frown on your face. You're nervous— of course you are! It's not often that you're invited to a high-profile, black-tie event like this, and you'd rather not stick out like a sore thumb.

Wriothesley, who sits comfortably in a plush armchair, has been invited before though. But time and time again he's turned down the invites with some of the most ludicrous excuses. 'A monster is attacking the fortress' is one of his most used ones, closely followed by 'a bird shat on the shoulder of my suit.' But you wonder why he's accepted this time, despite his distaste for the limelight. Well, you shrug, pocketing the thought for later. At least you won't be going alone.

"What do you think?" You pose the question to him, still frowning as you look down at yourself. Did you look okay? Was the fit alright? Did this color wash you out? You had splurged on this (well. Wriothesley splurged on this, technically. He had said it's a gift) and had the suit custom-done, so it should fit your measurements to an exact, but... you frown, not able to shake off the nerves.

And it doesn't help that Wriothesley hasn't said anything since you've stepped out, either. Merely stares at you, eyes roaming your figure. Even at your question, he acts like he hadn't even heard it. Does the suit look that bad?

"Wrio?"

That seems to reach him, and he blinks, finally registering that he's been staring at you— and that you've begun to stare back.

"Oh, uh. Yeah, it looks nice on you. The tailor did a very good job," he says, glancing away, hoping you don't see the red tinge to his cheeks or his ears.

"Really?" You ask, evaluating yourself in the mirror with a frown. "I don't know. I feel like I look like a mess."

"if you look like a mess, then I dread to think what I look like," he says, glancing at you for a second, getting an eyeful of you in that damn good suit, and feels his mouth dry up again. Wriothesley turns his eyes to the corner of the room, finding the fake palm plant there incredibly interesting. Barely more interesting than you. In that very flattering suit. It emphasizes your body very well, he thinks. Makes him see just enough of you while still leaving some to the imagination. And the color you chose for it... red and black, to match what he'll wear, you said. He sighs, troubled, because just the mere memory of it has his heart racing and his palms sweating.

You keep criticizing your reflection for a while longer, and it takes just enough time for Wriothesley to work up the self-control to look your way. "You look good," he says at last. Then clears his throat. His face feels hot. "Better than good, even. You don't have anything to worry about, I promise."

It placates you, because you finally give your own reflection a rest. You back away from the mirror, humming. "If you say so. Thank you, Wrio," you tell him, flashing him a small, shy smile just before you back up into the changing room once more to take it off.

Once you're out of the vicinity, Wriothesley drops his head into his palms, groaning softly.

if he's this much of a mess around you at a fitting, he wonders how much of a fool he could make himself at the actual event.

#astronetwrk #「 🐈‍⬛ 」 catcze.desserts #wriothesley x reader #genshin impact x reader #cw gn reader #genshin impact #wriothesley #Fun fact he alr rejected the invite before he learned you were also invited & would attend lmao #as soon as he knew you were going he wrote up a follow up letter going smthn like 'NO WAIT EXCUSE ME CHANGE OF PLANS I WILL ATTEND' #babe i will b so honest im drunk as a skunk rn so if its bad im so sorry ill edit come morening ily mwah mwah #<-tag from last night when I was planning 2 post drunk but decided to hold on to it HAJJDS dw dw i edited it alr

[rosavinn]

gas station night shift au

#trigun #vashwood #coffee shop aus are great! anyways #wolfwood is a night shift security guard somewhere and pops over to the gas station on his smoke breaks #vash has rondeal with drunk people and obnoxious club goers and an annoying wolfwood pestering him #bon appetite

[hajihiko]

Coming back⏳

#Posting this now in the middle of the night bc I'm still in my feelings era #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Hajime hinata #Kuzuhina #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #Fun fact the first time I blacked out drunk I came to holding my friends hand #Also one time I had a killer migraine fit. Also came back holding hands #Conclusion: holding hands is like cats purring .... Healing #An art #OH also me and a girl who would later be my gf (not anymore) once woke up holding hands before we knew each other too well

[prahacat]

first snow

#star wars fanart #dooku #count dooku #more vampire au #lord of the valley. protector of the people. deathless creature of the night #old tired man who hates cold feet so he's gonna head back to his castle now and get drunk on mulled wine #we had a bit of snow this weekend #i'm so excited for winter #soft snow and snuggly coats ahhh yes #my art #prahacat draws

[anothersuperstition]

and as the swarm it calls, we lay in the foundations

happy one year 🪰💀

#happy one year baby! #i made this while i was entirely drunk last night :) #art #digital art #graphic design #mcr #my chemical romance #the foundations of decay #gerard way #ray toro #frank iero #mikey way #mine #arty art

[robinlovesart]

Kaz Brekker:

#she'd laughed and if he could have bottled the sound and gotten drunk on it every night he would have #six of crows #soc #kanej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #grishaverse

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Drinking Buddies :)

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower vigilante #gustavo #peppino #vigilante #alcohol #drinking #heehee giggly <3 #assume they were both waiting for their ride home dw <3 #pep can handle hard liquor and vigilante cant u_u #but both of them get so bad and silly as soon as they reach a buzzed state #im thinking of that cute album art for the ost that has peppino doing karaoke #hes just SCREAMING into the mic and vigilante is like waow....this tugs at somethin close in my soul..... #and vigilante just starts monologuing LOUDLY when hes wasted. Peppino is kept entertained by this :) #i forgot i wanted to do catty old men but old men being silly was all i could think of last night #get funky get sillay #also also i am looking back and rereading the comic for mistakes #and pep is just a very silly and affectionate drunk hes like #*crying softly* 'i love you....u deserve good things....*hugs them* *passes out in their arms* #when hes still buzzed but sobering up hes like pleasantly warm and vibin #hes throwing out ilu to anyone who will listen #'i told vigi i love u n g'night and he . and he he made. Cheese Bubble. :)' #'thats really nice peppino :)' #'AND I. gugh. I love u too Gus! and i. uhm *tugs at bricks fur* Brick :) and i love brick!' #'we love you too pep :)' #':) *passes out*'

[thegreatyin]

Same spouse!!!

my personal headcanon is that every player with this item is married to every other player with it

that's hilarious. accepted

#personally i just mentally lump in every npc the scoundrel WOULD marry that isnt properly marriageable #the blind pianist is part of the procession. in my heart. #ask #fallen london #tbh the scoundrel has a lot of attachment and... shall we say. commitment issues. dedication issues. #they're probably a very hard to get along with spouse and im not entirely confident half of the procession arent like #random interactions they had one night and then drunk way too much absinthe and suddenly woke up married to them. #as you do. #but also there maybe is a speck of the capacity for love SOMEWHERE in their little heart. MAYBE. if you squint #rrrrrrrreeeeaaaallllyyyy hard. and pull out a microscope. and tune it all the way up. and use a second additional microscope. #there just might be a speck in there. it's like the grinch but they just get worse instead #also i think caeru is part of the procession probably solely for tax reasons or something and they're Both petty and squabbling over it

[crybaby-bkg]

drunk Bakugou that keeps blinking big wet eyes up at you while you help him get undressed and brush his teeth and wash his face. he’s slurring the whole time about how much he loves you and how pretty you are and how you’re the better part of him and how he’s gonna marry you and give you two and a half kids and a dog and a cat. muffles half of his confessions into your stomach where he keeps resting his heavy head, and doesn’t care about the tears and and toothpaste he’s getting on you in the process. no, he doesn’t remember everything when he wakes up, but he has an idea of what he’s said when you wake up with a grin, ready and armed to tease him.

#okay gn lol #I want to get this big man so drunk that he has to be carried like a burlap sack over eiji’s shoulder #the image of this has me in literal tears #he’s a lightweight too and I think that’s so cute of him #okay but Eiji who can hold his liquor really well 👀 #and tries to take care of you and bkg at the same time 👀 #but the two of you just concocted a plan of climbing this mountain of a man tonight 👀 #okay now let me write about caretaker Eiji who never really gets more than buzzed #and offers to care for you (and maybe bkg too 👀) after a night out 🏃🏽‍♂️ #I’ll write it in the morning for I yam sleepy #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬 #tw: drunk