#eddie vedder smut

[stevenssticks]

CAN WE GET THREESOME WITH CHRIS AND EDDIE (him being sub) PLEASEEEEEE

WHOEVER SENT THIS IN BLESS YOU OMG. thinking about being between these two men rn. oh my god.

chris and eddie would be a dream together. chris would be sitting in an arm chair in your bedroom, watching you and eddie make out on his bed. he'd have a hand around his cock, watching the two of you closely. when he's had enough of waiting, he'd tell eddie, "eat her out, eds." and eddie of course is eager to please. he slides down your body, removing your shorts and panties. he blows hot air on your pussy, inhaling you and pressing a light kiss to your clit.

eddie's got a hand under himself, hips thrusting into the hand tight around his cock. he moans into your pussy, fucking your hole with his tongue, letting spit dribble down his chin. the slurping sounds coming from his mouth are obscene, making your legs shake and chris' hand tighten around his own cock. "suck on her clit, baby, good boy..." chris directs, and eddie is eager to do exactly what he says.

when chris decides you're ready, he urges eddie to get up. walking over to the bed, he orders eddie to get on his back. chris gets you up onto your knees, urging you to straddle him, chris' own cock pressing up against your ass as you press down on eddie's cock. eddie whines, long and high. hips twitching up into you. chris keeps his grip on your hips, helping you move up and down on eddie's cock. "she feel good, eddie? i bet she does. so tight and wet. make it good for her." eddie is thrusting his hips up to meet yours, but chris isn't satisfied with the job he's doing.

he lifts you off eddie, "go sit at the edge of the bed for a sec, eds." and then chris is leaning up against the headboard, helping you straddle him and then fucking up into you hard and fast. eddie comes over to the two of you, rubbing up behind you and kissing up your neck, massaging your tits in his big hands, beard grazing your neck.

suddenly, chris once again picks you up and flips you around, letting eddie fuck you from behind once again. chris comes up in front of you, tapping the tip of his dick to your lips, wet with your slick. eddie presses down over you as you moan around chris' cock. his thrusts get sloppy, hand reaching under you to rub at your clit as you scream for the both of them.

"oh fuck, i'm cumming, chris.. can i cum?" eddie asks, and chris nods to him. eddie immediately blows his load inside you, hips stuttering wildly as he presses down on your clit even harder. chris takes your head in both his hands, pushing you down on him all the way, as he cums down your throat with a loud groan. "atta girl... swallow it all. so good... you gonna cum too?"

you spasm around eddie's over sensitized cock, electricity shooting up your spine, legs trembling.

when you are all spent, chris does a little dash to the bathroom, getting a warm cloth while you wait with eddie, laying on top of him. chris would wipe you both down, and then himself, before getting into bed with the two of you. telling you how good you did for him, how good you made him feel, eddie and him pressing kisses all over you<333

#asks and replies #eddie vedder #eddie vedder smut #eddie vedder x reader #chris cornell #chris cornell x reader #grunge #pearl jam #soundgarden

[riveroflayne]

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imagine eddie vedder w the BEARD and the shoulder length hair eating you out….having his eyes closed while you rub ur fingers thru his locks while he’s moaning into ur pussy. oh my god

P. OH MY GOD.

i can just imagine him all sweaty and hot with his arms wrapped around your thighs and his face buried in your pussy.. he's almost moaning as much as you are, with his tongue circling your clit he's grinding his hips into the matress. he loves making you feel good, it makes him feel good. flicking his tongue on your clit and making you buck your hips up into his mouth because it feels so good... putting your hands in his hair and tugging softly making him whimper into your pussy oh goddd... and when you cum you're grinding your hips onto his face and gripping his hair tighter, and he's moaning with you, dipping his tongue into your hole and tasting your cum while his nose is nudging your pulsing clit <3333

#eddie vedder smut #eddie vedder #pearl jam #pearl jam smut #grunge #alice in chains #soundgarden #nirvana #violet thinking 💭

[multirockbands]

CAN WE GET EDDIE VEDDER WITH A BREEDING KINK IF UR OK WITH THAT 🥹🥹

A/n: hello! Sorry if I got to this late I have been busy these day and I tried my best to answer this as soon as possible here you go:)

It Won’t hurt to Try •Eddie Vedder•

(Rewritten)

Pairing: Eddie Vedder x fem!reader

Warning: Smut, fingering, slight breed kink, unprotected sex!

Me and Eddie were on the couch watching tv when Eddie looked down at me I looked up at him smiling “what’s up Ed’s” he sighed turning off the tv “I- I don’t know how to say this y/n but I’ve been thinking for a while” I furrowed my eyebrows grabbing his hand “well what is it?” He looked at me before saying “I want to start a family with you y/n- I know! We just got married but I just can’t wait” he looked down I grabbed his chin gently making him face me without hesitation he kissed me putting his hand behind my neck pulling me closer we pulled away for air tucking a strand behind my ear “y/n I want to make love to you just love I want you so bad” I pecked his lips “I want you too Eddie I want everything with you” he looked into my eyes reassuringly “are you sure you want to start a family I don’t want to force you” I chuckled at him “I want nothing more but that” he picked me up to our bedroom placing me down on the bed gently kissing down my neck finding my sweet spot before sucking on it leaving a mark I threw my head back letting out a breathy moan tugging his hair slightly he groan sucking slightly harder he pulled away taking my shirt off I sat up taking off his shirt he smiled laying me back down “Tonight is all about you” I pecked his lips as he went down reaching behind my back to take my bra off I arched my back to help him get it off he looked at my chest for a while before taking a nipple into his mouth swirling his tongue around I arched my back closing my eyes enjoying the feeling “Eddie” I groaned I felt him smirk before he started kissing down my stomach until he got to my shorts and unbuttoned them gently taking them off tossing them aside on the floor using his had to gently spread my legs further he kissed my clothed core taking off my underwear tossing them with my shorts he licked my folds I gasped grabbing his hair arching my back “you taste so good fuck” he groaned going faster sucking on my clit I let out a loud moan biting my lip until I felt him slide a finger in pumping fast my breathing started to get faster thrusting my hips against him feeling him add in another finger “agh- Ed don’t stop please” I said as I felt a knot form in my stomach he sped up his movements “cum for me baby” I arched my back feeling my eyes roll back in pleasure and feeling the knot untie Eddie got up licking his fingers before getting up to take off his remaining clothing his erection free against his stomach he got back on top of me kissing my lips slipping his tongue in my mouth not missing a spot unexplored “are you sure you’re ready” he asked looking in my eyes with nothing filled with love and reassurance i nodded kissing his cheek “Im ready Ed’s” he smiled aligning himself with my entrance sliding in slowly screwing his eyes shut his mouth hanging open I moaned softly pulling him closer digging his face in the crook of my neck going at a slow pace “Eddie go faster please” he obliged going faster “fuck you feel so good, you take me so well” I wrapped my legs around his waist thrusting my hips against his feeling him speed up his movements his hand reached between us and started rubbing my clit in fast circular motion “Ed’s don’t stop please!” I practically begged he leaned his forehead against mine “Fuck who do you belong to?” “You Eddie” I sighed he thrusted deeper hitting my g-spot “Louder” he groaned going faster “You Eddie!” I screamed feeling myself getting close “Fuck Ed’s I’m gonna cum!” After that he starting rubbing faster and speeding up his pace “go ahead baby, cum for me” he groaned screwing his eyes shut breathing into my neck I released all around him practically screaming his name, it wasn’t long until I felt his seed in me collapsing next to me catching our breaths, he pulled himself closer to me stroking my hair and kissing my head “Do you think it worked?” He asked I looked up at him smiling brightly “I think so” he looked down pulling the covers more over us “I love you so much y/n” he said pulling my head on his chest “I love you too eddie”.

A/n: hi! I’m so sorry I haven’t been posting for a while I’m so sorry that is the request Didn’t match the story but i tried haha but this one I’d have to say is my favorite yet haha! Have a great day or night everyone!

#eddie vedder #eddie vedder smut #pearl jam #90s grunge #smut #fanfiction #fanfic #grunge #reader insert #requests #rock #x reader #fluff #hard rock

[metall-francis]

Interviews

MASTER OF PUPPETS 💀🎧🩸

#cliff burton #james hetfield #lars ulrich #kirk hammett #metallica #thrash metal #metallica fanfiction #metallica x reader #stranger things #metallica smut #eddie vedder

[dumblilb]

MULTIFANDOM MASTERLIST

✮ ♱ ✮

✮ ♱ ✮

! How to help Palestine !

Fluff- ✮

Angst- ♱

Smut- ☾

🎙️:

Eddie Vedder

- My Sunset ✮♱

Kurt Cobain

- Screw up ♱ ✮

🎸:

Frank Iero

- unapproachable ✮ ♱

- you taste better ☾

- sick ☾ ✮ ♱

🎧:

Jeremiah Fisher

- summertime sadness masterlist

Ellie Williams

- ELLIE MASTERLIST

- I’m losing it lately ♱ ✮

- Clingy!Ellie Headcanons ✮ ☾

- I Knew Then ✮ ☾

- Anniversary!Ellie Headcanons ✮ ☾

Hazel Callahan

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#eddie vedder x reader #Eddie vedder #kurt cobain x reader #kurt cobain #nirvava #Pearl Jam #my chemical romance #frank iero #frank iero x reader #frank iero smut #Frank iero x reader smut #jeremiah fisher x reader #jeremiah fisher #the summer i turned pretty #tsitp #ellie williams #ellie tlou #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams x y/n #ellie williams x female reader #loser ellie

[zombiecreates]

So….

Hi friends!!! So i know i took a HUGE break… but im back! I also want to mention im not a huge fan, of AIB anymore. Im more into yk music, and people from bands ^^. I will still post AIB related content, but im mostly gonna post about people from bands. I love all of you, and thank you for understanding.

HAPPY READING!!! :3

#dave mustaine #metalhead #megadeth #eddie vedder #pearl jam #fypfypfypfypfypfypdypfypfypfypfypfypfyfpfyfpfyp #tumblr fyp #smut #lemon

[loverockawaitsyou]

I forgot to post it, but I put my longfic on Wattpad some time ago. Unfortunately, I think my work got buried by the algorithm since I uploaded a bunch of chapters at once (I did not upload my chapters individually, or at the same time as Ao3). I’m seeing a smidge of activity there, but Ao3 is my primary spot for fics, especially my one-shots.

I made a cute cover, though.

...And as always, smut advisory!!!

#wattpad #fanfiction #grunge #90s #writing #fanfic #rockfic #pearl jam #los angeles #longfic #stone gossard #eddie vedder #jeff ament #smut #mike mccready #dave abbruzzese

[fuk-emup]

⋆༺𓆩Welcome to my blog𓆪༻⋆

hii! I hope you're good, my name is Amanda, but I'd rather you call me Klyn! My native language isn't English, but I do speak it, but, anyways I'm not an expert, so if I make a mistake, I'd love you to correct me :p.

Request are open!!

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who I write for!

~James Hetfield

~Dave Mustaine

~Kirk Hammett

~Jason Newsted

~Cliff Burton

~Lars Ulrich

~Eddie Vedder

And a lot more! those are just my main ones, just send a request, and if I know them enough, I'll write for them! :))

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things I'll write about!

~fluff

~smut (yes, I can write agegap, masochism and a lot of more stuff! 🤭)

and more things! just request :))

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things I'll not write about!

~shit/piss kink

~abuse/rape/noncon

~minors (I'll write agegap, but no, if it involves a minor)

~angst or sad stuff (I mean, maybe I can, and I will, but not right now! tbh, I don't want to cry while writing 🤗)

And probably other things, but i don't have them all in mind right now, and also, if you send me something, I don't agree, or I feel uncomfortable writing about, I'll answer telling you that.

#no one cares klyn #metallica x reader #james hetfield x reader #dave mustaine x reader #kirk hammett x reader #lars ulrich x reader #jason newsted x reader #cliff burton x reader #metallica smut

[callme2heaven]

callme2heaven masterlist

I will write for:

Pearl Jam - Stone Gossard, Jeff Ament and Eddie Vedder (possibly more in the future)

Alice In Chains - Jerry Cantrell and Layne Staley (possibly more in the future)

Nirvana - Dave Grohl and Kurt Cobain (possibly Krist in the future)

Soundgarden - Chris Cornell (possibly more in the future)

I will only write angst or fluff for Kurt, Layne and Chris

✨ = fluff

🌹= smut

😿 = sad/angst

PEARL JAM

Stone Gossard

Unannounced 😿/✨

Eddie Vedder

nothing yet

Jeff Ament

nothing yet

ALICE IN CHAINS

Jerry Cantrell

nothing yet

Layne Staley

nothing yet

NIRVANA

Dave Grohl

nothing yet

Kurt Cobain

nothing yet

SOUNDGARDEN

Chris Cornell

nothing yet

#seattle grunge x reader #grunge x reader #grunge scenarios #grunge imagines #stone gossard x reader #eddie vedder x reader #jeff ament x reader #jerry cantrell x reader #layne staley x reader #dave grohl x reader #kurt cobain x reader #chris cornell x reader #pearl jam x reader #alice in chains x reader #nirvana x reader #soundgarden x reader

[dissident-vedder]

misc. eddie vedder gifs.

i’d sell my soul to see him at any stage in life.

#eddie vedder #ed vedder #eddie vedder wallpaper #eddie edder gifs #eddie vedder imagine #eddie vedder smut #eddie vedder icons #Pearl Jam

[stevenssticks]

need more smutty eddie vedder content so BAD im not picky i’m just desperate

doing my thoughts bullet style bc my brain is in shambles today .

- loves to like hold ur face in missionary to make you look at him, gets REAL up close w you while he’s holding your jaw with one hand and his eyes are boring into yours and you CANNOT look away.

- preferred fast and hard when he was younger but now likes deep and slow. taking his time with you. yeah he could still fuck you out of your mind real hard but he can take you apart just as well with slow, calculated thrusts.

- positions where he can get really close w you!!!! wether it be him pressing himself to your back in doggy, spooning up behind you etc. just loves skin to skin contact and will never take his hands off you.

- speaking of hands, loves shoving his fingers in your mouth and making you suck on them mmsjdkbdkfbfk !:!:?:&?,

- BEARD BURN!!!!!!!!!! eats pussy like an animal and will not fucking stop until you’re literally sobbing and i mean that. he would pull away and the insides of your thighs woudl be all red and irritated from his beard. would run to the bathroom when he’s done w you to rub cream on it, asking if you’re okay and apologizing.

yeah i need eddie vedder inside me now.

#asks and replies #p’s thots(^ ^*) #eddie vedder x reader #eddie vedder #eddie vedder smut #pearl jam #grunge

[grungeandrockoneshots]

Could you do an eddie one shot...where it's like the "morning after" and were both in bed and he's playing with your hair and stroking your back and it's really cute and maybe a little smutty at the end

The first sun rays made you open your eyes early in themorning. Everything around you was perfectly calm and peaceful. You carefullyturned to the other side where your boyfriend, Eddie, was sleeping. He lookedlike an angel in that white blanket he was covered with. You put your arm overhim and fell asleep on his shoulder again.

The second time you felt yourself waking up, Eddie’s armswere already holding you. You knew that he wasn’t sleeping anymore and that hiseyes were placed on you.

„Eddie,“ you murmured still half asleep, „you should stopstaring at me.“ You heard him quietly laughing: „How do you even know I waslooking at you?“

„Your gaze woke me up,“ you slowly opened your eyes and sawEd smiling down at you. He gave you a kiss on your forehead as you held himtighter.

„You’re just so beautiful that I couldn’t help myself,“ hisocean eyes lovingly watched you. You still couldn’t believe how lucky you wereto have him, he was perfect in every way possible. You’ve always been verysceptical to boys and didn’t believe in serious relationships, but the firsttime you met Eddie, suddenly everything changed. And if there was a drop ofincredulity or doubt after few weeks of dating, last night completely wiped itaway when you slept together for the first time. Eddie was full of love andwasn’t afraid to give it all to you, so there wasn’t a second when you wouldn’thave felt loved and in good hands. You were his and didn’t ever want to besomeone else’s.

You started drawing tiny circles on his bare chest whichsoon transformed into short messages to him. Meanwhile he tangled his hand toyour hair and gently reeled strands of your hair on his fingers. He played withyour hair until he recognized you were actually talking to him through theletters drawn on his chest.

„G-o-o-d-m-o-r-n-i-n-g,“he spelled out and laughed slightly. „Good morning, Y/N. Did you have a goodsleep?“

„Yeah, I’ve never slept this good. It feels so safe herewith you,“ your confession made him lay his hand on your cheek where he strokedyou with his thumb. You continued in writing on his skin.

„K-i-s-s-m-e,“ hemade out from the letters. He leaned down to you with a smile and placed a softkiss on your lips. More, you wroteand caressed his arm. Eddie lifted himself on his elbow, took a quick look atyour body which was partly uncovered and then smirked a bit. Even though youlaid naked next to him all night, now you blushed a little and pulled theblanket higher. „You know you don’t have to do this, baby,“ he pressed his lipsagainst yours for a while, „there’s nothing else I’d like to stare at more.“

„Be quiet, Eddie!“ you rolled your eyes, but were happy tohear words like these. The best thing was that you knew he was telling you thetruth. His eyes couldn’t lie.

„Why? Is there something wrong about it? God, if I could, I’dshout it out to the world! I think I’ll hide all your clothes so you’ll have towalk naked all the time,“ he chuckled and kissed you on the neck.

„Idiot,“ you laughed, took his head in your hands and madehim kiss you again, now with the difference that the kiss got much more deeperand passionate. Eddie slowly moved his body on top of yours and the warmth ofhis skin was really making you feel safe, just like last night. Soon youstarted to feel a serious sexual tension as Ed’s hands were wandering all overyour chest. You felt his hot breath everywhere on your body, there wasn’t anychance you couldn’t be trapped under his spell. You put your hands in his messyhair and let him take a good care of your body. Ke kept returning to your lipswith cute and loving whispers about how much he loves you and how much you’re tuninghim on right now. Once you slid your hand down his back and found your way tohis member, he moaned quietly. It encouraged you to start moving your hand upand down, apparently making him feel very good. He breathed heavily and italmost seemed like he had problems controlling himself. Suddenly he grabbedyour hand and pinned it to the pillow above your head. Then he slowly startedgoing down as he let a wet path from his tongue. You had goosebumps all overyour body as soon as he got between your thighs. Small but intensive movesquickly got you exactly to the state where he’d hoped you would be, you werecrushing the sheet in your fingers and breathing irregularly. He watched youwith eyes full of desire, you couldnt deny that. You thought that you’ve neverfelt this good before. And you also thought that nothing could stop you fromleading things to the end. Well, you were wrong. Just when Eddie laid on top ofyou again with an intention to slide his length into you, a phone on yourbedside table rang. It rang so annoyingly that you couldn’t ignore it.

„No, don’t pick it up, Y/N,“ Eddie pleaded you.

„What if it’s something important?“ you raised your eyebrowsand reached for the handset, even though you didn’t feel like talking to anyoneelse than Eddie. „Yes?“ you said. It was your friend from work who called and apparentlyshe’s been dealing with some problems about paperwork which sounded prettyserious. You didn’t want your small shop where you worked to get in trouble, soyou promised her you’d be there in twenty minutes.

„But I need you here, too!“ Ed protested when you told himwhat’s the problem. You gave him a long kiss instead of saying goodbye.

„I’m gonna be back soon.“

„Yeah, I’ll be waiting. We’re not done yet here.“

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Hey, it feels good to be back again for a while! I’m sorry I haven’t posted anything in like 100 years but here’s finally something I managed to write today, because I suddenly started to miss writing so much. I’m not going to make promises like I probably made few times before that i’m going to post more, but I want you to know that I’m definitely not planning to end with this blog anytime soon. Once again, thank you for your patience, you’re the best xx

#eddie vedder #Pearl Jam #one shot #fanfiction #stone gossard #jeff ament #matt cameron #mike mccready #eddie vedder one shot #eddie vedder fanfiction #pearl jam one shot #pearl jam fanfiction #smut #writing #grunge #90s #music

[terrainofheartfelt]

"It's you, it couldn't be awful"

A Playlist For Dair Appreciation Week, Day 7 - Fave Quotes & Lyrics

I haven’t the faintest idea how to make gifs (seriously I think all of you are witches) so I made this playlist, because there is nothing I love more than scrolling through my spotify library and just projecting all over it.

Track listings and links with opinions & lyrics under the cut, because this thing is long, because I have no restraint.

(Note: I intentionally left off all tswift bc if I didn’t, we’d be here all day)

Section 1: The Bops

Little of Your Love - HAIM

A bop that embodies the energy of the 4b arc, and an energy of “Oh for crying out loud, Humphrey”

You’re just another recovering heart / I wasn’t even gonna try / you wouldn’t even give the time

Stop runnin’ your mouth like that / ‘cause you know I’m gonna give it right back

Hate That You Know Me - Bleachers

It’s “You owe me ten / You owe me twenty!” & “I was hoping it would go away / I was humiliated” & basically all of While You Weren’t Sleeping, tbh

Some days I, I wish that I wasn't myself / No luck! / And I hate that you know me so well

I Like Me Better - Lauv

Heavily featured in all y’all’s gifsets—and rightfully so!!! It’s also like the perfect counter to the previous song.

To not know who I am but still know that I'm good long as you're here with me

Sweet Talk - Saint Motel

It’s about Blair roasting Dan for filth and him being completely charmed by it.

when you laugh / I forget that it's about me / But it's alright / Yeah, cause being your punchline / Still is something

No Reason to Run - Cold War Kids

In the perfect version of the show that lives in my head, this is the end credits song that plays as the two of them frolic in Rome.

I have evolved like a fish growing legs / Woke like a lightbulb clicked in my brain

You Make Lovin' Fun - Fleetwood Mac

The song for the couple that fucked in an elevator. Bless the work.

Sweet wonderful you / You make me happy with the things you do

No Matter What You Do - covered by Jakob Dylan and Regina Spektor

The energy is “I have a lot of affection for you but you are so annoying.” And this is the obligatory post-breakup s6 song.

No matter what in the world you do / Hey, I'll always be in love with you

Don't Take the Money - Bleachers

I see so much love for tswift on this website (valid) but I feel like the world as a whole sleeps on her collaborator Jack Antonoff bc he is brilliant and his act Bleachers has some of my favorite songs ever. Like this one. Antonoff has said before that the title phrase is more metaphorical than literal, like an idiom that means don’t take the easy way and give this up, because it’s genuine. Real “I want to have a sleepover with you” vibes.

Somebody broke me once / Love was a currency / A shimmering balance act / I think that I laughed at that

In the Morning - Nina Simone

It’s about the domesticity! And the “Our relationship is our world”! And the “we’re young and still have so much life to live so everything’s gonna be okay.” did i title a smut fic with lyrics from this song maybeso.gif

Please be patient with your life / It's only morning and you're still to live your day

This Must Be the Place - Talking Heads

This is a canon dair song bc @mysteriesofloves titled a fic after this song, them’s the rules. But for real, this is such a good one. The lyrics are intentionally scattered, a little bewildered, like “how did we get here? how did this happen? who found whom?” and finally “who cares? we found a home in each other.”

The less we say about it, the better / We'll make it up as we go along

Cleopatra in Brooklyn - Frank Turner

Chosen for the title obviously, but the lyrics capture the royal/5b arc pretty well, I think. The narrator carries this tongue-and-cheek comparison of the woman he’s singing to to Cleopatra through the whole song, comparing himself to Marc Antony, and ending with this really earnest kind of declaration. I’m obsessed with this songwriter he’s a genius please give him a listen.

These people are adjectives to your proper noun

I'll come find you when your fortunes fail you / I'll die with you when the gods desert you

Morphing into Section 2: Pure Vibes

Walking on a Dream - covered by Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness

The original is by Empire of the Sun (and omigod I just realized the coincidence), but I first heard it covered by McMahon, and he’s one of my favorite musicians of ever so I just love his rendition. And this song is sort of like...about finally deciding that the reality of love with someone is so much better than the idea of it.

Thought I’d never see / The love you found in me / Now it’s changing all the time

Wake Me - Bleachers

Jack coming for my life yet again. This song is so romantic but also so melancholy? Which is such a Daniel Humphrey Vibe.

And I'd rather be sad with you / Than anywhere away from you

All I Want - Joni Mitchell

I’m a white girl with a mother who grew up in the 60s, so I love Joni. And this song is so bubbly and joyful, but it’s also about a relationship between two imperfect people and wanting it to work anyway. Big “Despicable B” vibes!

All I really want our love to do / Is to bring out the best in me / And in you, too.

Dust to Dust - The Civil Wars

A friend in undergrad got me into the Civil Wars by showing me their live videos, and they have such incredible musical chemistry - like, the synchronicity of their ensemble is so good that it even comes through on their studio recordings and it makes these simple lyrics hit SO HARD.

You're just lonely / You've been lonely too long

NFWMB - Hozier

Ok, this had to be like the first ask I ever sent @bisexualdanhumphrey bc they wrote this fantastic meta post about Hozier and Derena but I said: “consider: NFWMB is a Dair song.” And they said, “You right.” I stand by it, and that’s why this song is on this list.

If I was born as a blackthorn tree / I'd wanna be felled by you / Held by you / Fuel the pyre of your enemies

Friday I'm in Love - covered by Phoebe Bridgers

This song - especially this cover - gives such Secret Friendship Arc vibes a la the end of 4x16...the inherent romance of eating pizza and falling asleep on the couch together

Always take a big bite / It’s such a gorgeous sight / To see you eat in the middle of the night

A Case of You - Joni Mitchell

Queen Joni again. Like! I am a lonely painter / I live in a box of paints. & The “You’re the star of Dan’s book” of it all in these lyrics!

I remember that time you told me / You said “Love is touching souls” / Surely you touched mine / ‘cause part of you pours out of me / In these lines from time to time.

Longing to Belong - Eddie Vedder

This is my thinly veiled attempt to tell more people about this: a song written and performed by Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder on ukulele, that is actually the softest love song in the history of western music.

All my time is spent here / Longing to belong to you

Bones - Josh Record

Okay, so, that Moment on the Couch at the end of 5x02? That’s this song.

And darling, when your feet are cold / Wait up, I'm coming home / And all of you I will hold / My love will clothe your bones

Cinnamon Girl - Lana Del Rey

The song for when you reach the end of plausible deniability - One all consuming paralyzing thought & You need to go back to Brooklyn - and it scares the heck out of you.

There's things I wanna say to you, but I'll just let you live / Like if you hold me without hurting me / You'll be the first who ever did

You and Me - You + Me

You can be flawed enough but perfect for a person

Section 3: Songs for Dancing in the Kitchen with Your Lover at 1 am

Cigarettes and Coffee - Otis Redding

The “Dan and I have a real connection song.” It’s about the romance of commonplace things when they’re with the right person.

But it seemed so natural, darling / That you and I are here

I'd Be Waiting - Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats

It’s “I just want to spend the day with you” but in like, slow-dance, sexy harmonies format.

If you ever get lonely if you never did

Never My Love - covered by Jakob Dylan and Norah Jones

The “Words of Affirmation” love song they deserve, and an underrated love song from Laurel Canyon, imho

What makes you think love will end? / When you know that my whole life depends / On you

Dancing in the Dark - covered by Morgan James

Okay so these lyrics are such Dan lyrics to me, it’s charmingly self-aware and self-deprecating. And this cover by Morgan James turns this staple rock song into something ~sexy~

I'm dying for some action / I'm sick of sittin' round here trying to write this book / I need a love reaction / Come on, gimme just one look

Oh Me Oh My (I'm a Fool for You) - Aretha Franklin

They’re literally always making each other laugh! It’s about feeling safe enough to be uninhibited and unselfconscious in your joy.

To make you laugh / I would be a fool for you

I Fall in Love Too Easily - as done by Chet Baker

No one, but no one sounds as sweet or as smooth as Chet. I know it, you know it, Hozier knows it. And this song and it’s titular thesis is so Them, it’s such a central part of their respective characters, and one of the things that makes them compatible.

My heart should be well schooled / 'Cause I've been fooled in the past

For Me Formidable - Charles Aznavour

Due entirely to this fic (Part II of a god tier s4 au) This is the end credits song for their full feature length Nora Ephron romcom.

NSFW Honorable Mention: Dinner & Diatribes - Hozier

it’s the definitive “men get pegged” representation, iykyk

#dairaw21 #playlist #i may have gotten a *little* carried away... #i regret nothing #dair

[zosociologist]

"Dating Eddie (Vedder✨) Would be Like..." Headcannon

(a/n: written with a black reader in mind🍸)

Warnings?: Just a smidgen (just a.....a lil crumb👌) of smut👀👉👈

ABSOLUTE......C H A O S ! ! !

but a good kinda chaos

Eddie usually has himself together (sometimes) around others and the same thing goes for you

But when you two fucknuts get together......it's like someone dropped 50 mentos into a punch bowl full of diet coke(caine)

But you two are honestly the cutest, especially when you both haven't seen each other in a long time💞

At first you didn't take him for the cuddling type?

That shit got nipped in the bud REAL quick

HE LOVES PHYSICAL TOUCH!!!

ADORES IT

Any chance he gets he likes to hold onto you😭

You were watching 'A Different World' together at your shared apartment and you were sprawled out on the couch.....

DIS BOY.....had the au-d a c i t y to just lay on you!

"Sir, what are you doing?"

"I was cold and you're very warm and soft and you smell nice (:"

"Babe, it's 85 degrees outside-"

*you try to move* *he just shifts his head*

"Fuck it, go ahead😌"

You both have your parental moments where you have each other's back

Eddie pushes himself a lot, so you're always there to make sure he doesn't overdo it on certain things

And he knows when to pull the plug when he believes you're going past your limits

You're his biggest fan (Chris says otherwise👀👉👈 you all got drunk one night and you two had a showdown on who was the biggest Pearl Jam fan....Chris won 😂)

Live events? You're there hyping up the band at soundcheck and during performances, you know all the lyrics and play a mean air guitar👌

Of course you're cool with The Boys™, they think you're good for him yada yada yada all of that wholesome shit😏

EDDIE IS A BIG FAT HYPOCRITE

I'LL TELL YOU WHY

THIS MAN IS WILD ON STAGE. YOU'VE SEEN THIS. WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING VISION ORBS.

BUT WHEN IT COMES TO Y O U doing the simplest stuff?!

He won't let you do SHIT!

Exhibit A: *climbs a counter in the Kitchen to get something high up that HE MOST LIKELY PUT THERE*

"y/n what are you doing!? Get down you're gonna hurt yourself!!!"

"OH SO I CAN'T DO THIS BUT YOU CAN DANGLE OFF OF A FUCKING STAGE CEILING!?!?!?!?"

Looooots of adventures together!

Impromptu dates at hole in the wall restaurants

Record store trips: Gotta love music hunts!

You were heartbroken when you stood in line for literal hours for the new 'Tribe Called Quest' album and they sold out

Little did you know, Eddie got you a copy from the same shop a day in advance and really just fucking waited so you'd "appreciate it more".

"Don't worry, you don't have to thank me..........I lied, yes you do. Cash is accepted."

"I don't have cash, do you take sex?👀"

Speaking of Seeeeexxxxxxx😏

He's a freak (we been knew💀)

He'd take you ANYWHERE HE POSSIBLY COULD

Oh are you both at a party?

"You better keep that pretty mouth shut unless you want everyone to hear how fucking slutty you are~"

"~Okay~"

*pulls out completely* "Okay what."

"Okay Daddy~"

BUT Y'ALL AREN'T READY FOR THAT CONVERSATION😇🍸

Wash day for you? A pain. Only because he uses up your special hair products and shit when you decide to deep condition your hair

"EDDIE DID YOU USE ALL OF MY CREME OF NATURE CONDITIONER?!"

"I......................................but my curls-"

"FUCK YOUR CURLS I HAVE 4C HAIR BITCH!"

Of course, this leads to you having to make a stop to the beauty supply store!✨

Eddie loves going with you Every. Single. Time. U w U.

*gasps seeing a poster of a black woman with burgundy box braids* "Babe you'd look so cute with these!"

He loves watching you plat and fix your hair and take care of it, it's a culturally enriching experience for him that he appreciates😊

*watches you fix your hair in Bantu knots* "Oh those are BADASS!!!"

He thinks the world of you and who you are as a person, and would literally curbstomp a fucker if they had something insensitive or disrespectful to say about you. Then He'd tell folks. Then THEY'D curbstomp the fuck out of em.

EDDIE JEROME VEDDER DOES NOT PLAY ABOUT HIS BABY. PERIOOOOD!

You two get each other, and if it's good enough for you both...that's all that matters💕

But ummm......yeah! Y'ALL CUTE!!! OR WHATEVA!!!!

#yay i did it! #THE JIMMY PAGE HEADCANNON NOW HAS A SIBLING!!! #eddie vedder #pearl jam #grunge #90's rock #eddie vedder fanfic #pearl jam fanfiction #grunge fanfiction #my writing #lay speaks #x black!reader #headcannon #eddie vedder x reader #pearl jam x reader

[90simaginesandfanfics]

Can I request a smut for the first time having sex with Eddie Vedder? Fluffy smut please ;)

“What if loads of bugs crawl in here when we’re asleepthough?” you asked Eddie, worried. The guys had decided to go on a camping tripand bring along some of their girlfriends. When Eddie asked you to come, youwere over the moon. You had only been dating for a month, but you felt like youhad known him forever, and you were slowly starting to fall for him. But youwere regretting your decision to come after observing how many spiders seemedto inhabit the forest you were camping in.

“Well if they do, I’ll protect you.” Eddie said with a goofysmile as he zipped himself up into his sleeping bag.

“Eddie, you’re about as tall as a bug, how are you going tofight one?” You asked in a serious tone. He looked at you in shock, offended,before he grabbed one of his pillows and hit you in the face with it. You, inturn, looked at him in shock, before the both of you broke out into a pillowfight, laughing your heads off as you wrestled around in the tent.

“HEY ASSHOLES, IT’S 1 IN THE MORNING, SOME OF US ARE TRYINGTO SLEEP!” You heard Stone shout from the tent next to yours. He was justannoyed that he was the only one who hadn’t brought a girl along.

You giggled quietly, and Eddie sent you a guilty look. Itgot quiet in the tent and you looked towards Eddie, who was staring at you.

“What?” you asked, self-consciously. Eddie leaned his headover and placed his lips on yours kissing you deeply. You moaned into his mouthand the kiss started to get hotter, as he began to run his hands up and downyour body. Before it could go any further though, he drew away from you andreturned to his side of the tent.

“Eddie?” You asked in the darkness.

“Yeah?” He replied in a husky voice.

“You didn’t have to stop.” You said again, and hoped thatyour bluntness would do you good.

“I know, it’s just that I don’t want to pressure you intoanything if you’re not ready.” He said, and it went quiet. You thought aboutwhat he said for a few moments, before you decided to take action. You sat upand unzipped his sleeping bag quickly, before he had time to react, and gotinto it as well. His hands came around your waist as you straddled him, leaningdown to kiss his neck. A deep groan resonated from his throat, which turned youon even more than you already were. Eddie turned the both of you around so thatyou were beneath him, the sleeping bag and blankets twisting around your bodies,so you were cocooned together. Eddie placed tiny kisses down your neck, as youreached down to pull his shirt up over his head.

“Eager are we?” He asked teasingly, and you gently smackedhim on the arm as he laughed. His laughing stopped, however, when you ran yourhands down his naked chest and started to kiss his collarbone. The both of yourolled around the tent, struggling to get your clothes off. By the time youdid, the blankets were wrapped around you tightly, and your bodies werecompletely pressed against each other. You wrapped your legs around Eddie’swaist as best as you could, as he settled between your legs. Propping himselfup with one arm, his hair failing down around your face and shutting you bothoff from the rest of the world, he gently pushed into you. You quietly moanedout his name, your eyes shutting tight as he moved in and out of you. Eddie’sbreath was laboured, as he grunted with every thrust. You leaned up and placedyour lips over his, taking him in a passionate kiss as he thrust in and out,his chest rubbing against yours with every movement. Eddie moved down andstarted kissing your neck, placing open-mouth kissed from your jaw to yourchest. You moaned out more loudly, not being able to control yourself as hishands roamed over your body. You returned the favour, your fingers brushing upand down his back distractedly as he moved faster and faster. He started to groanloudly, as you moaned out his name once again, and before you knew what washappening, you could feel yourself coming undone around him, pleasure coursingthrough your whole body as he reached his climax as well. He still moved in andout of you, his breaths ragged as the both of you came down from your highs.

He moved your bodies around so that you were laying on topof him, your head resting on his chest as the both of you caught your breaths.You were both laid together in silence, Eddie stroking his hand up and downyour back, before your peace was interrupted.

Someone hit the front of your tent, like they were bangingon a door.

“COULD THE BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, I’M TRYING TOSLEEP, AND I DON’T WANT TO HERE YOU TWO FUCKING!” came the angry growl fromStone, who was stood outside, hitting your tent. You and Eddie looked at eachother before you both burst out laughing, mostly at the fact that Stone wasmaking more noise than either one of you. He grumbled something about neitherof you having any respect, before he made his way back to his own tent, alone.

Eddie leaned down and placed a kiss on your forehead.

“He can shout all he wants, but he’s gonna have to deal withthat every night for the rest of the week.” He said, and you laughed with him,smacking his upper arm teasingly, before he pulled you back into an intensekiss. It was safe to say now, that you were definitely falling for him.

*****

Yay, got another request done, and hope everyone enjoys this Eddie one. And the next chapter should be up later tonight. I’m going to Berlin for the week and am leaving in approximately 12 hours, so I won’t be bringing my laptop to write anything. But I will try and post when I get back xx

[tonyfrufrusjohn]

John,Anthony and Eddie gay smut one shot

Phone call between Anthony and John

A: Hey Greenie, what’s up? 

J:Nothing Swan, just listening to some records while playing the guitar and you?

A : Just got a call from Eddie...

J : Wait what? you mean Eddie Vedder from PJ? 

A : (laughing) yeah of course who else Greenie?! Listen he invited us for dinner over to his house, wanna join?

J : (silence enters)

A : you still there?

J : Yeah, yeah of course! Sounds fucking amazing, I’m in, when?

A : (laughing again) You little fan boy you, at about 8 p.m.

J : (trying to stay cool) Alright! will you pick me up?

A : Yah I will, wear something pretty babe (laughing sneaky)

J : Very funny Swan

A: Oh and Johnny?

J: Yeah?

A: What ya wearing right now ( in a seductive voice)

J : Is this going to be phone sex now?

A: Maybe...

J : (giggling) alright then...uh just wearing some pajama pants

A: Oh, without a shirt?

J: Yes...oh and Swan?

A: Damn..yaa?

J: no boxers underneath

A:( licking his lips) God damn Johnny, you know how to get me

J: (laughs sneaky) what about you?

A: Only boxers

J: Typical Swan

A: don’t ruin it Johnny! 

J: Ok ok, well where are you now? 

A: Sitting on my bed, just got out of the shower!

J: (sighs) Whoo, I like that... I’m sitting in my armchair now.

A: Mhhh perfect place! I know what I would like to do there

J: What Swan?

A: (takes a deep breath) spread those legs, while sliding that pants a little down, to expose that dick. 

J: Gee Anthony, I would like that!

A: (laughing sneaky) Yeah? then I would get on my knees, taking that dick into my mouth

J: (sits by now with his hand in his pants) Tell me more Swan!

A: (laughing) Johnny?

J: What?

A: You’re stroking your dick now?

J: (breaths slightly harder) Maybe

A: Damn...me too, thinking about your dick in my mouth made me hard!

J: (laughing) Same! So whats next?

A: Well... I would suck that dick so hard, you will beg me to fuck you!

(silence entered again)

J: (breathing harder now) Fuck, Anthony! You know how to turn me on.

A: (also breathing harder) Damn Johnny! How bad you you want it?

J: (stroking his dick faster now) Really bad Anthony

A: Damn, I’m laying now completely naked here, jerking off so nice, while thinking how I would bend you over that chair and fuck you really hard!

J: (moaning) Ohh my god Anthony!

A: (moans even louder) I’m so close Johhny

J: (groans) Fuck, me too Anthony

A: Ohhh Johnny...

J: love how you moan my name Anthony

A: Mhhh would you take my load now?

J: Fuck yeah, gimme that!

A: ( stroking his dick even harder now, yelling) Ohhh Ohhh take it Johnny!

J: (moaning and groaning) yes Anthony, fill me up!

A: ( breathing deeply out) Fuck Johnny, I made a mess here.

J: ( laughing totally out of breath) Oh god Anthony, me too, gotta clean that up.

A: (laughing too) Me too Johnny, although it was worth the mess.

J: Damn

A: Alright see you later Greenie!

J: See ya Swan

Later on, John was ready to go. Freshly showered, wearing a pair of black pants with suspenders, his Lou Reed tshirt, and a pair of Oxfords. He lit himself up a cigarette while waiting outside for Anthony. Couple of minutes later he arrived, in his black Camaro. John walked towards it and went in. Anthony looking up and down.

“Damn Greenie, I joked when I said wear something pretty!” He said laughing sneaky.

Anthony himself wearing a baseball cap, his blondish hair open. Also a Butthole Surfers shirt, loose fit basketball shorts and nike trainers.

“Yeah, fuck you Anthony!” John said laughing as well.

When they arrived at Eddies, Anthony pulled John by his arm, towards him. He pressed his lips against Johns, which left John speechless. That was Anthony’s thing, showing his affection and then back track. This made John nervous and the fact that he was at Eddies house now even more. He really liked Eddie,actually he was a fanboy of him. Anthony as usually was the cool guy. He rang the bell and after a couple of minutes, the door opened and there was standing Eddie. His hair open wild curled, wearing black cropped shorts, a olive coloured tshirt and combat boots.

He hugged Anthony

“Man good to see ya!” Eddie said, then looking over to John

“Eddie that’s John btw!” Anthony said, wrapping his arm around my neck.

“Nice to finally meet you John!” Eddie said smiling

“Nice to meet you too Eddie!” John answered nervous

While they went in, John couldn’t help but stare at the house. It looked like a psychedelic palace straight out of the 70s.

“Want some wine?” Eddie asked out of his kitchen.

“Sure!” John answered

“Man you got some beer too?” Anthony asked Eddie.

Eddie then came out with a bottle of wine and a beer, handing it to Anthony.

“Here you go Anthony” he said, while setting the bottle of wine on the table. He noticed how John still admired the house.

“You like it John, huh?” Eddie said grinning.

“Yeah it’s uh pretty trippy!”

Then Eddie went upstairs, the next thing happened, was Eddie yelling

“Well you haven’t seen this here”

And him sliding down a golden pole.

Johns jaw dropped, Anthony was amused cause he knew that already.

“Man what the hell?” John asking, clearly impressed.

Eddie then grabbing him by his arm, leading him upstairs.

“Come on you gotta try this!”

As John slid down the pole, he stopped at a space between the floors.

“What’s up John?” Eddie yelling from above.

It was all red velvet, seemed like a hidden space. John had to crawl into, while Eddie yelling

“Ohh you found the red velvet room” he said clearly amused.

John was so fascinated, he couldn’t speak, while crawling deeper into. It was like a cave with smooth red velvet all over. He had to lay on his back, absorbing the whole vibe of this room. Meanwhile Eddie joined him.

“Pretty cool, huh?” Eddie said interrupting Johns trance. John nodding.

“It’s the perfect place to play guitar in here” John said smiling.

Eddie laying now next to him

“Speaking of guitar playing, I really admire your work!”

#frukiedis x vedder #kievedder smut fic