#edge speaks

[jawnjendes]

i had to remember this now so do you

#jackass #jeff tremaine #johnny knoxville #edge speaks #Im so wine drunk n I’m thinkin abt bein in jeffs place #i could be all like huh what who said that but no I said what I said

[edgy-senju]

"I used to fear I was a f*joshi and then realized I was just a gay man" is the universal gay trans man experience

#/hj #shitpost #.txt #edge speaks #lgbtq #trans #gay #i've heard this from like 5 trans gay men at this point and it's just. #all of us in a circle handshaking eachother #memes #lol

[hilariouslyedgy]

happy sonic movie birthday now im not one for ships but THIS. this right here is a stobotnik song. I just don’t know who’s pov it would be in but I can’t not think of them when i hear it

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie #movie robotnik #agent stone #stobotnik #edge speaks #ik t swizzle is polarizing rn but listen. Her music isn’t awful #like???? strategy sets the scene for the late #im the wind in our free flowing sails #and the liquor in our cocktails #WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NONE OF IT WAS ACCIDENTAL #it’s lich rally robotnik and stone you can’t change my mind #Spotify

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[labyrinth-archive]

no man has contributed more to cinema than ryan gosling when he discovered his kenergy for barbie (2023) or martin scorsese when he directed goncharov (1973).

#yes the naples bridge scene WAS iconic but i just learned that #i'm just ken being in the final film was thanks to ryan so he has an edge on mr scorsese ngl #barbie #barbie 2023 #ryan gosling #ken #goncharov #text #and they said speak now

[fridaypls]

The beautiful visual metaphor of silencing his abuser as the camera angle drags the tip of his blade across the Cazador's lips. The way his eyes move to the tip of the blade.

I love it. Flawless. *chefs kiss* Thank you, Larian, it's so good.

#the last word is his #quiet now the hunter speaks #astarion takes the stage #from slave to storyteller #the sharp edge of justice #thank you larian artists #vengeance with a view #when the once prey silences the predator #cinematic masterpiece bg3 #chef kiss for cinematography #the art of silencing abusers #a visual ode to liberation #bg3 visual poetry #astarion #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #bg3 #cazador szarr #bg3 cazador #baldurs gate 3 cazador #cazador/astarion #cazador stabbed #larian studios #thank you larian

[astralcuntsequel]

i used to not really like edging,, it was hard to and i always ended up cumming, always wanted to cum,, but now that ive been edging myself more and more and more? i think im becoming addicted 😵‍💫 i find myself edging for hours when i only meant to spend 30 mins,, i find myself not even wanting to cum sometimes cause i know that lovely warm floaty feeling will go away after,, i find my cunt throbbing and dripping and wet almost constantly now,, i find my days filled with the need to take a break and rub rub rub rub rub rub rub — and i think i like it this way

#astral speaks #im trying out the pink text thing hehe #ftm ns/fw #ftm nsft #ftm bottom #ftm sub #t4t ns/fw #t4t nsft #trans ns/fw #trans nsft #ftm puppy #ns/fw #nsft #edging k!nk #edging nsft #edge slvt #t4t puppy #puppypl4y #nsft puppy #bd/sm puppy #puppy sub #dumb puppy #bd/sm daddy #daddy k!nk #attention wh0r3

[liittlecrow]

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hi tumblr, meet mika

#i’m gonna fucking bash my head with bricks she’s so fucking PRECIOUSB$:$:$/‘s #i would front flip somersault dive straight into the fiery depths of eternal hell for her #LEGITTRTHRJFN #harm a single hair on her head and i’m sawing through your abdomen with a 2 inch razor edge toothpick #i’m so fucking serious i swear to god #she’s so fucking cute im gonna die #me #mine #little crow speaks #mika

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

After watching Grian and Mumbo's failed negotiation over the prismarine permit, I think it'd be really funny if instead of actually trading permits they just became the wholesaler for the other's shop.

Ah yes this is Grian's iron and gold shop which sells iron and gold bought in bulk exclusively from Mumbo's farms. Still Grian's shop though! And that over there is Mumbo's prismarine shop, where he sells products bought from Grian and also let Grian decorate with the 5000 cod heads he doesn't want to talk about

#honestly I think it'd be entertaining if any of the hermits did that #Reject making a shop embrace being a wholesaler #I feel like that's right on the edge of whether it'd be a loophole or a cheat lol #I have a feeling in their next episodes they'll just end up coming to an agreement for a trade tbh but still #grian #mumbo jumbo #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #lee speaks

[mantisgodsdomain]

He has canonically been boiled in oil before.

#we speak #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #we would apologize to our followers for The Madness but we're not sorry at all actually #it's great how much space anime fandoms have for being really insane over a character. really fun to be with #been a while since we've been somewhere it was so much more socially acceptable to just bark at a guy #we find that anime fandom in particular tends to have very little restraint in what sorts of shit you can just Say #and that is a double edged sword at times sure but we fucking love seeing people saying whatever comes to mind #we love it when people are unshakingly genuine in their stuff. forgot how nice it is to have some wild dogs in the space

[jawnjendes]

need more images of him sitting incorrectly,,,,,pls add more if u can

#johnny knoxville #jackass #he’s just like me fr #this is my fave genre of johnny #next to images of him w a drawn on stache #silly guy how I lov him so #edge speaks

[edgy-senju]

For Whoever's wondering why i disappear for months and then post once every blue moon,

The answer is simple. ✨artblock✨

#and just mental health stuff in general but ok #.txt #edge speaks #admin post #i'll try to post some more in the next few days. heart emoji

[hilariouslyedgy]

sonic the hedgehog (taylor’s version)

#she doesn’t write anything for months n comes back w this stupid ass idea #idk how t swizzle is viewed in the sonic fandom but #irdc this playlist is made and im putting songs in order n finding explanations for them and you will all have to deal with it h #coming SOONE #edge speaks #sonic the hedgehog

[saatanaa]

Maybe I could be fixed if a woman shoved her tits in my mouth.

#saatanaa speaks #queer ns/fw #queer nsft #nblw nsft #wlw nfst #wlw ns/fw #wlw nsft #wlw nstf #lgbt n/s/f/t #bd/sm blog #huc0w #edging kink #edging and denial #hucow fantasy #huccow #hucow training

[plumdiggity]

Imagine I’m sitting at my desk at home, cockwarming and grinding on my vibrating dildo. I totally forget about the company-wide zoom meeting and I frantically join a few minutes late with the dildo still inside me. And I have to sit there and listen to the longest meeting ever, trying to hide my expressions. I’m sitting in my seat, so fucking close to cumming infront of the whole company and it shouldn’t turn me on as much as it does. The second the call disconnects I have the most intense orgasm ever and disgustingly think about making this a habit for all meetings.

#nsft txt #bd/sm kink #exhibition kink #voyerurism #edging kink #cnc k!nk #plum speaks #nsft fantasy #office kink

[thefandomcassandra]

Every Time You Complain About How Mean La'ezel And Shadowheart Are, I Become More Sapphic And Spitefully In Love With Them Both

#the sheepy speaks #quite frankly not putting this in the main tag #if you find this you found this #but like #''youd be ok if this was a man'' type behavior #[gestures at asterion and gale] #yall dont complain about the ponce and the wizard (derogatory) being bitches #just the women #now to be fair i havent seen any hate for shadowheart since they added in the option to save her #which ofc sanded her edges off #but la'ezel is just as mean and just as biting as shes always been #and i have spitefully fallen for her #shes the nicest gith in early access (short of your pc if you make a gith) #anyway this has been the worlds no1 la'ezel apologist howling into the void #fellow laezel lovers pls know im here lol #unrelated but in the tags regardless #asterion is fruity bitch #gale is bitch malewife #laezel is rude bitch #shadowheart is secretive bitch #and wyll is the fake bitch #i love all of them and i cant wait for beef bitch to show up #and maybe them letting halsin actually be a party memver