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stanford-cipher · 6 months
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Evil Ford Pines, I say.
I am booed off the stage and dragged off by a cartoonishly large cane.
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bluefrostyy · 2 years
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more of this au!
into the mind of evil ford we gooo
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eeveelotions · 2 years
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@mother-ofthe-universe and I went ham in traumatizing Stanley Pines again
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badwaves · 5 months
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what does ford know anyway. all he's got is an honorary PhD from that two-bit anti-torture college
(dialogue is of course from this classic dril tweet, which will live in my brain forever)
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ckret2 · 4 months
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AU where everything's the same except Ford is evil.
That's it. That's the only difference. He's been working with Bill all along.
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Weirdmageddon still ends the same way; the only difference is Ford didn't consent to participating in the identity-swap plan with Stan.
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It's the worst possible outcome for Ford: he wanted Bill to win, but he also wanted his family to stay safe. Now neither will happen.
I started drawing these because I wanted to provide context for making an Evil Ford costume design, and then I didn't even do that lmao. Also because I was imagining "if Ford ran into an alternate of himself out in the multiverse, who would be the ABSOLUTE LAST Ford he'd ever want to meet?" and I think it's this guy.
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emilnikos · 1 year
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like this post if you've gotten your own bisexual lighting while driving!
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e-22912 · 1 year
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Old man gets pressured by space terrorist and an entire society of snake humans to boof.
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jacky-rubou · 5 days
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Stan is about to break after a soul crushing conversation, his only hope in the form of a small, tiny and strange shape. Not like Ford will care if he makes a simple choice to shift things in his favor. He doesn't care about him. It doesn't seem like he ever did. Too bad that's the wrong choice.
My idea of an Evil Stan AU is coming to fruition! I have written and finished the fic over the three weeks I've been silent about my fics (mostly) and I'm proud of it! Gonna be posting one chapter a week until it's all out!
i hope you guys enjoy it! :)
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doubtingsalmon · 1 year
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In case you missed it, the Shack has some Stan and Ford plushes coming soon!! These boys are 10” tall and I am so freaking excited about them, y’all! There’s been a lot of time and love spent polishing them up. I can’t wait to see them in person!
Make sure you get your Stans from the one and only Mystery Shack!
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stancestisrio · 9 months
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one of us.
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krillford · 1 year
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Lmao billford be like
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Unknowable aroace creature of malevolence represent
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anxiouslygay · 10 months
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star butterfly and mabel pines would absolutely, no questions asked, be the bestest of best friends.
that's it.
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skipitty-bop · 1 year
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billford-dump · 11 months
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Pre-Betrayal, Ford got a dreamcatcher at one point. Bill didn't show up for AGES and Ford got pretty worried about it, but with no way to reliably contact his muse and not wanting to seem clingy he just decided Bill had more important things to do. When he eventually falls asleep away from the dreamcatcher Bill tells him that it keeps him out of his dreams.
"…Aren't dreamcatchers supposed to only keep out bad things?" "It's another one of those little facts lost to time. It's actually supposed to keep ANYTHING supernatural from interfering with your sleep, but people tend to focus on the negative rather than the positive." "Huh…" "There's a handful of beings kinda like me that use them as conduits, though. It's their power that keeps other things out, but also makes it easy for them to get in." "Wait, did any of them get in my head-" "Oh, no, no worries, those guys have all been dormant for centuries. It's been a long time since there was anything around here that could use a dreamcatcher like that."
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ckret2 · 3 months
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please more evil ford please i stare with my puppy eyes for this i am obbsessed
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Yeah all right, I've been working on some art. (For context, we're talking about this Evil Ford.)
Evil Ford is Evil as in "cheerfully works with Bill even after learning his full plot" and "is totally ready to conquer and/or destroy the world." But other than the shocking lack of basic ethics and the supervillain objective he's mostly the same guy—which means he still cares about his family. He's hoping to get them to join in on the world conquest plan.
Forty-odd years ago he went off to college promising someday he'd be a big shot scientist who changes the world and he'd make his family a fortune. If taking over reality doesn't qualify he doesn't know what does. The family can join him and his buddy Bill and rule the universe together. Pines Pines Pines Pines!
Unfortunately for him, the rest of the family still has normal moral compasses. And also they've met Bill.
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Bill can't currently possess Ford due to Reasons; but even though he can't get in the driver's seat he still has permission to ride shotgun at any time. Ford talks to him pretty regularly. He HAS been caught doing this. Stan thinks he's just gone a little nutty from thirty years of isolation.
Naturally, since he was always on Bill's side, Ford's perception of events during Weirdmageddon is a bit different:
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I finally made an official Evil Ford New Costume Character Design, check out his exciting totally different brand new look:
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I decided that, since Ford is still basically the same person aside from his terrible life goals, he'd probably have the same fashion sense. And so... nothing changes except two tiny details lmao.
But he DOES have tattoos:
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I traced a canon character model and took off its top to get a base to slap tattoos on, and then went dang... they gave him a big head and arms. He looks goofy. Anyway,
His forearms have less incriminating tattoos—just a birch tree and a sunrise. (The sunrise looks like the Journal 3 "The Muse Has Spoken" page.) The red text is the "triangulum entangulum" ritual; if anyone asks he'll go "it's uhh an ancient Sumerian poem about how great science is." It's not until he's topless that it's like "oh so he's a CULTIST cultist." The one exception is an unconcealed Eye of Providence on his right palm—but it's in an ink that's only visible in certain lighting. It's there so at any time he can point his hand at something and go "Bill are you seeing this BS?"
Of course, he still has the "hey now, you're an all star" neck tattoo. I didn't have room to draw it.
As you can see, he's made being Bill's right hand man a core part of his personality. Rather than spending 30 years scrabbling around the multiverse desperately searching for a way to destroy Bill, he spent 30 years chilling in the Quadrangle of Qonfusion as Bill's specialest favoritest Henchmaniac, and only scrabbling around the multiverse occasionally for fun & profit.
Here's a photo Bill & Ford took at a Nightmare Realm house party like fifteen years ago, three minutes before Bill started an argument and set the house on fire.
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Most people have their wild party years in college, Ford has his in his 40s.
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emilnikos · 1 year
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Evil grew, it's part of you! And now it seems to be that every time I look at you, evil grows in me.
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