#family conversations

[prankprincess123]

Watching one of the Jurassic Park movies:

16yo brother: *identifying every dinosaur whether real or one of the fictional hybrids on sight by scientific name and rattling off facts about them*

Me: That is a big sharp-tooth...

#family conversations #funny conversation #little brother #jurassic park #jurassic world #land before time #dinosaurs

[lynzine]

When you are a writer and your family isn't... but like scifi.

Me: (Referencing Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) "I never understood how the babble fish was supposed to prove the existence of God..."

Mom: "Because it's a fish that translates every language in the universe if you put it in your ear."

Me: "Yeah..."

Mom: "It's a fish! The only way that could exist is if God created it. And on proving that, Man has proven God, who exists on faith and vanishes in a poof of logic."

Me: "But that doesn't prove the existence of God."

Mom: "It's a fish. How else could it exist?"

Me: "It could be biotech from an ancient space faring civilization, which died out. And as a fish it would automatically reproduce, and since it was useful species everywhere would be encouraged to keep it around."

Mom: "What? But it knows every language."

Me: "Yeah... so it's like a more advanced universal translator."

Mom: "Which is more likely?"

Me: "You didn't ask me that. You asked me how else a fish like that could exist. I've provided an alternative and therefore I have made belief in God based on faith again... Which means I've saved God."

Godfather: "Well then that was a productive conversation!"

(Mom and Godfather laughing hysterically.)

#Family conversations #Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy #Babble fish #Babel fish #in my brain it’s def babble fish but it’s been a while.

[theanonymousninja247]

Random Turtle Thoughts

Just a conversation I had with my mother that I thought was amusing.

As y'all can tell I'm a very “casual” TMNT fan.

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #save rottmnt #unpause rise of the tmnt #unpause rise of tmnt #so I can bug my mom #save rise of tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rottmnt #rise of the turtles #rottmnt season 3 #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #conversation #family conversations #i thought it was funny #just being jayus #serendipitouslyjayus #funny #funny memes #slice of life

[estelanel]

hi mom, it's been almost 5 years and it's still annoying that i'm not able to just call you. weird, huh. anyway life is strange, summer is too long, but i think you would've loved that good omens tv show.

miss you, miss you, miss you.

#nane liveblogs life #family conversations #death cw

[localleaderkaz]

Me an INTP: OK, don't freak out, but I got mugged a couple days ago...

ESFP Dad: ARE THE MUGGERS OK???

ENFP Mom: Really Jeff your not going to ask your daughter if she is OK?

ESFP Dad: She is obviously fine because she called.

#intp #intp stuff #family conversations #enfp life #esfp x enfp #esfp life #my life #this is life

[krissy25]

Oh my god! I love my dad! He asked if Bucky and Steve were engaged yet. I said in my universe they are. My little sis was like they’re not together and my dad scoffed at her. 😂🤣 I love how I turned my dad into a Stucky shipper. I love my family!

#Stucky #family conversations #watching Captain America civil war #my dad is a Stucky shipper #Steve Rogers #Bucky Barnes #steve rogers x bucky barnes

[beagleboyy]

“We’re fine with you being gay! We just can’t do the whole *whispers: transition*”

It’s not a bad word I swear!

#lgbtqia #queer #transgender #transisbeautiful #trans man #transmasc #trauma #lgbtq #family conversations #transphobes

[aerial-ace97]

Talking to my sister about ketamine therapy.

Me: I’m just glad I wasn’t put in the llama room. I don’t wanna hallucinate about llamas.

Sister: Why don’t you wanna hallucinate about llamas? Do you not like llamas?

Me: No they’re fine but I don’t wanna waste my hallucination time on llamas.

#ketamine infusion therapy #llama #family conversations

[theoriginalivystar]

A conversation i had with my family afternoon of the queens death (Me) “Hey brother! Did you know the Queen of England’s dead?!”

(Brother) “ Yeah! I told you earlier”

(Me) “I knew before that tho.”

(Dad, from across the house) “I KNEW FIRST”

(Me) “NO! I FOUND OUT AT LIKE 10 THIS MORNING”

(Dad) “WELL I KNOW BECAUSE I KILLED HER!”

#dying #my father is just #amazing #caps warning #caps tw #the queen is dead #recent events #dark humor #ig?? #family conversations

[elvesandlanterns]

Galadriel: I passed the test and shall go to the west

Me: that means their going to Valinor - like heaven

DM: so like thier version of “we sent it to a farm”

#lord of the rings #family conversations #elves are wierd

[prankprincess123]

#am i a mess? yes #phineas and ferb #love händel #family groupchat #family conversations #funny conversations

[resignedseraph]

My fully vaxxed mom, talking with family: I got covid :/

My grandmother: If you want some of my ivermectin I can mail it to you?

My mom: …You know I think I’m good, but thanks

#She’s fine so far don’t worry #it’s just given her a really runny nose and a small fever (so great considering things) #covid tw #family conversations

[flashdyke]

“Is it Liam’s Sarah’s mum that’s a lesbian?”

“Yes, after she left that bitter and twisted man”

#family conversations

[castielsprostate]

i hate you "influencers", i hate you tiktok, i hate you "content creators", i hate you "unalive" and "s€x" and "dr/ügs", i hate you instagram, i hate you consumerism, i hate you family friendly, i hate you puritans, i hate you facebook, i hate you family vloggers, i hate you violating other people's privacy, i hate you modern day social media

#sjonnie.text #i just saw someone make a 50 SECONDS reel about combining movie genres and movies and it was scream and romance and it was 50 SECONDS and #they said “i'm sorry i unalived all those people” go actually fuck yourself. #IF YOU CAN'T SAY THE WORD MURDER KILL DRUGS SEX ETC YOU ARE NOT READY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT THOSE TOPICS #AND SHOULD NOT PRODUCE CONTENT OF IT #i hate this “family friendly” aesthetic jesus fucking christ #text post #anti instagram #anti tiktok #anti influencers #anti capitalism #20k

[pyrogeekbaby]

X(24) & D(17): *having a contest of if we can remember all the PJO prophecies*

S(10): When Thalia eventually gets turned back human-ish, is she older or younger than Percy?

X: Older. It happens at the end of the 2nd book, so she's still about 2y older than Percy.

S: OK. So the 'reach 16 against all odds' prophecy is hers not Percy's.

X: No, cause she freezes her age again.

S: What? How? Why?

X: The day before her 16th birthday she joins the Hunters of Artemis, and Artemis is the goddess of protecting little girls, so as long as they don't date, her little huntresses don't grow up.

S: OK, but why? Cause giving that prophecy to Percy seems kinda mean.

X: *trying very hard to be honest while not to give any immediate spoilers for the show* ...well the traitor from the first quest is helping the big-baddie and is someone Thalia is very close to, and she can't force herself to fight them directly.

S: *completely deadpan* I know Luke is the traitor.

X: ...what makes you say that?

S: His dad is Hermes the god of thieves, and the bolt was stolen. And Percy only has three friends, and it's OBVIOUSLY not either Annabeth or Grover cause that's not how this kind of story goes. So it has to be Luke.

X: Fair enough. Yeah. Thalia doesn't want to fight Luke, and doesn't want to have to decide the fate of the world tomorrow, so she pauses her age and lets Percy deal with it in book 5.

#i love this kid #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo spoilers #geek kid #10yo sister #family conversations #thought i posted this last week but apparently left it in my drafts

[localleaderkaz]

Food

ENFP Mom: Jeff go viking something for your family. We are hungry.

ESFP Dad: [ pulls into driveway with McDonald. ] I come bearing food for the family. The enemies were fierce this day, but the reward oh so sweet.

ENFP Mom: ... just give us the food Jeff.

#esfp x enfp #esfp life #enfp life #enfp #esfp #family conversations #family