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wolfcamellias · 2 years
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Ooh, girl, don't you stop Don't you stop 'til you get enough, honey Oh, honey, honey-pie, honey, honey, honey-pie Ooh, girl, don't you stop Don't you stop 'til you get enough, honey Oh, honey, honey-pie, honey, honey, honey-pie
Look at these idiots
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mlep · 4 days
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ive always thought this was a pisspoor fucking post dude if your interest in the game is declining and you want other people to have a chance at custom makers how about you stop getting on every fucking 10 day reset and spinning your millions of potatoes from your previous custom auctions. fucking jackass
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bishy437 · 8 months
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i love 3zun/nieyao
i love being delusional 😭😭😭
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petorahs · 9 months
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heard the fattest p2 spoiler but as always with me and spoilers it makes me want to experience the game even more. but man i promised myself not to start it until like september... 
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onewingedangels · 2 years
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wait there are ppl who are actually proud of themselves for bullying kids in schools?
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valsyngur · 2 years
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Bottom Steve this Bottom Billy that
The more important question is who can't cook and who casually whips up 5-star menus on the spot for the other
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appalachy · 1 year
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My friend is going back to ukraine today and idk how to feel abt this especially with her joking she might not come back and not for obvious reasons but simply bc she might change her mind abt studying here
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yumedoca · 1 year
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The next cour for the remake is airing in 2024?!
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Great. I hate waiting. On the bright side, we know we’re going to get more UY content, even if it’ll take time…
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allboujee · 2 years
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let’s get funky
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427427 · 2 years
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continuation from @neverendingparable
The poor unfortunate man was even more distraught now, his heart pounding in his chest as his eyes gazed up at toward where the voice was coming from. It was a towering intimidating presence and Stanley was literally just some guy.    Shaky hands quickly sign up to the voice, if he was able to understand what he said before then it was okay to continue pleading in the only way he could.      “I swear to you I have no malicious intent when being here, this is usual my office, this is where I work! I simply just came in on me scheduled shift. I’m sorry if I am trespassing at all but I genuinely cannot think of a way in which I am in the wrong here.” His mind racing with thoughts, stern words, grave threats continuously ringing in his ears bringing forth more questions than answers.      “When you call me an imposter and say i’m not ‘your Stanley’, you make it sound like there’s more of me than I know of, which by the way, is a horrifying thought to even begin to comprehend. Once again though I have don’t wish to cause harm I don’t know what you’re capable of, but I would really rather not end up in the serious room for a trillion years.”
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cherryneptunes · 2 years
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PLEASE I NEED TO GO HOME IM EXPERIENCING TOO MUCH I JUST WANNA YELL INTO A SQUISHMALLOW AND THEN GET MYSELF TOGETHER
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agp · 1 month
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so remember the dipshit asshole with the birthday party whos now asking me to call lady gaga for money five times a fucking day??
turns out it was just me his pastor and the wife that really runs the church. he insisted on paying for everyone and making me pay half cause he couldnt afford it?? and it was so dumb i tried to make the communication happen but this wannabe middle class asshole is like no no dude we need to make this my birthday party welcome to planet bourgeois i need to refuse my friends financial support and be the biggest fucking bitch in the galaxy
AND THEN FIVE MINUTES LATER AFTER HE PAYED AND SAID ITS NBD ON THE SENIOR DISCOUNT SHIT HES LIKE WHISPERING TO ME ACTUALLY I TOLD THEM TO SPLIT THE BILL IDK WHAT HAPPENED OH MY GOOOOOD
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devilledeggz · 5 months
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finally making a pinned post
hey my existence is proven, as i now have social media being a record of pretty much everything i decide to share with the masses of humanity on this hellsite :)
i now have to deal with the mortifying ordeal of being perceived by people i will probably never meet im also here though i only post once in a blue moon, and art posts are pretty much nonexistent, twitter is scary af you cant blame me-
oh and i have a yt channel where i make playlists just don't expect me to upload anything there. if you would like to see how bad the paper chase brainrot has gotten, go check it out!!
oh and here's my pronouns: any (including neo or xenopronouns btw) im agender (maybe pomogender) i do not care what you call me, at the end of the day i am none <3 things i like: - The Magnus Archives - IHNMAIMS - The Dolls of New Albion/Shaperaverse - CCCC/Chonny Jash - TSP/TSPUD - UCV (john doe game & house hunted) - RTC/legoland - UKSRT - Awful Hospital: Seriously The Worst Ever (i started reading this and it's bringing back UKSRT) - STP (slay the princess) i am also the worst paper chase fan ever- those are all the ones i have the energy to list. though there's a lot more i know of, i'm not really in them. i don't make fanart of it though, and if i do it's very rare. i'm more of an oc person. this is the oc blog-
however if you actually want to see my little creatures that i have created within the depths of my overactive brain, you can check this tag! #eggzzzart or some oc lore tags, if you wanna see some characters from my stories! or read comics and stuff about them because i have a few :D
dont forget to do your daily clicks by the way!!: [link]
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onewingedangels · 2 years
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i really wanna be mean right now because i'm so annoyed and angry at some people but at the same time do i really need to waste my time for those who won't even listen and stay ignorant as they've always been?
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rubywithecat · 10 months
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When u try to turn them on (JJK men)
<<T/W: Minors do not interact as some mature contents are included>>
Gojo Satoru
You made a bet with ur friends that if u can make ur professor, Gojo, kiss u, they have to buy u concert ticket. U first showed up with revealing shirt to the class, catching him starring. And when everyone leave after lecture, u stayed with him to ask him about assignment, pretending u don’t understand certain parts. He just gave a smirked as he looks like he know ur intention but he played along, explaining the lesson.
U gazed at his pretty mouths and fck he’s so hot and u wanted to kiss him so bad, with or without bet. “Can’t focus huh?” He smiled and touched your face. You caught off guard by it. “Do u think I’m a fool as I can see your brat friends peeking from the door” he said. Ur eyes widened as he laughed softly, hands grabbing you closer. Who would think u would get a full make out session when u just wanted a kiss. But it’s worth it anyway. “U owe me one, angel” he said after that, winking.
Toji Fushiguro
U hated him as he’s your stepdad. U didn’t wanna share ur mum with anyone except ur dad. But ur dad passed away years ago sadly and here u are stuck with your stepdad in the house. Toji isn’t the man that is bad looking and even so, he looks so hot! But it’s doesn’t changed ur hatred. So, u decided to make him feel uncomfortable. When he was watching TV in the living room, u purposely dropped the remote and squatted to pick it up right in front of him. U could feel his gazes on ur hips.
U smirked, feeling satisfied as he walked away from the couch and went to his bedroom. “Serve u right” u muttered. And yelled loudly from ur room as if u are in video call with ur bf, doing 18+. “OmG! I’m gonna c*m! Ur so good!”
U laughed in victory when u head Toji slammed the door but what u didn’t expect was he’s coming to ur room. Sh*t u forgot to lock the door.
U rushed to lock there but it was too late as he is already in front of u. “What are u doing here?!” U shouted. “To teach u how to be a good girl” he smirked.
Sukuna Ryomen
Sukuna is ur bestfriend yuuji’s elder brother. Whenever u go his home, u feel excited just seeing him. U know he has a reputation of being a womanizer but can’t help having a crush on him. Yuuji complained how he has to dealt with noises from his brother room and u kinda get jealous just with the thought of him with other women. U wished it was u whoever gets the chance to get his attention, u thought they were lucky.
One day when u went to Yuuji house to study togther, u didn’t expected to be opened the door by Sukuna. He never look at u in the way u wanted. U r just like a lil sis to him u thought. “Hi…umm…is yuuji there? We are studying for coming test…” u awkwardly told him. “Yuuji hasn’t come back home, said he will be late with traffic jam” he said as he lighted his cigarette. “Why don’t u come in?” He said as he looked at u. U were so nervous. “Do u not trust me?” He said as he raised his eyebrows. “No— it’s not like that” u laughed in awkwardness and made ur way into the house.
U sat on the couch and he said next to u, grabbing his drink. “U want some?” He asked and at first u we’re gonna reject but u are already in bad mood, having bad day at school so u accepted his offer. As u have drunk much and felt high, he felt more courage to seduce him.
“Do u have a type Sukuna?” U asked him. He looked at u for sec and giggled. “U wanna know huh?” He asked. U became a lil playful and suddenly touching his lap and bit your lips. “Yea” u whispered into his ears which surprisingly turned him on. He would be lying if he said he has never thought of sleeping with u. In truth, he has been desperate for u too since u have been hanging out with his brother. He would imagine of u when he is fcking one night stand and he could never c*m as they weren’t u.
He get mad sometimes at how u could control him so he avoid u as much as he can to forget about u but u kept showing in sight of him.
The tension between u two is so intended and it ended with just a passionate kiss when yuuji came back home. “Meet me in the car after ur lil study section with my stupid bro” he smirked as he got up from his couch, greeting Yuuji.
Nanami Kento
Ur boyfriend has been really busy with his works lately. So u got an idea of punishing him and make him desperately want u by sending ur n*de pics to him.
He opened the message as he saw it’s from u and the meeting was 5 min away to start. He almost dropped his phone when he saw ur sl*tty picture. He covered his phone protectively in case someone taking a peek.
As the meeting continues, he can’t focus on what his employees saying and his thoughts are just on u. He dismissed the meeting earlier than the actual time and drove fast to home where u were waiting for him with a red lingerie on u, smiling at him innocently. “U have been really a bad girl and u know that right?” He said as he chuckled. Then he gently patted ur hair but slowly moving his hands to ur neck and suddenly pushed u to the bed aggressively. I will treat u as bad as the brat u are” he said, smirking as he make u bent down on your knee.
Hope u enjoy! Likes and shares and comments would be really helpful <3 Thanks!
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tsimvkas · 7 months
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soft launch — mason mount insta!au
A/N: just tried to do something funny and cute whilst i’m still writing the next fic. i’ve never done this before 🫣 but im quite proud with the result. hope y’all enjoy it xx
pairing: mason x fem!reader | masterlist
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masonmount nice sunny day with… summer 😎
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masonmount thank you all for the birthday wishes 🤍
username happy birthday baby 🫶🏻
username the pink phone case? im not blind sir
⤷ username RIGHT? SHOW US HER RN!!!!
benchilwell bit sad you didn’t invited me to birthday breakfast but wish you a happy life anyways 🙄
⤷ masonmount yk i love you
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⤷ username so he was on a date?
⤷ username tells us the name benjamin and ill k1ll her
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yourusername happy birthday mase 🥳
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yourusername nice week
yourbestieuser my breakfast presence was replaced lol
⤷ masonmount you and ben need to stop complaining
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⤷ username they can’t bc they’re not together lol
yourbestieuser but i love to see you receiving what you deserve my baby 🫶🏻 flowers and coffee and attention that’s all i ever wanted for you
⤷ yourusername ily so much 😫
benchilwell oh i know that hand
⤷ username is it yours?
⤷ benchilwell idk, it is?
username IS THAT MASOJ HAND I KNOW HIS HAND OMG
⤷ username IS DEF MASON FCK
⤷ username feels like seeing my baby getting older 🫠
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benchilwell holidays with my favourite people
username bfr are you soft launching her?
⤷ benchilwell jesus can you guys relax she’s my friend you’re paying attention to the wrong guy
⤷ username BENJAMIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN
⤷ username OMG SO MASE IS SOFT LAUNCHING HER
⤷ username isn’t that obvs? but y’all are pretending you don’t see it so your boy is still single
masonmount take your hands off of her 😠
⤷ username WHOS HER
⤷ benchilwell jealous mate? 🥱
username anyone knows her @?
⤷ username it’s yourusername
⤷ username ohhh she’s so pretty, mason is a lucky guy
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masonmount revenge
⤷ benchilwell MASON MOUNT
yourusername cute
⤷ masonmount don’t play with me i’ll take revenge on you too
⤷ username wait i just- ?
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declanrice lol what he did to you
⤷ masonmount he couldn’t find a girl to love him so he’s trying to take his friends’
⤷ benchilwell LIAR I WOULD NEVER
⤷ declanrice well that’s not what i’ve heard mase
⤷ benchilwell SHUT UP DECLAN
⤷ masonmount YOURE KEEPING SECRETS FROM ME????
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masonmount partying with the enemy
maxverstappen you’re so judas coded
⤷ masonmount you know i love you more
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⤷ masonmount idk go ask sainz
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benchilwell it’s funny tho she’s always pissed with the results and you wanting cuddles
⤷ masonmount BENJAMIN SHUT UP
⤷ benchilwell no? you posted my sleepy pics
username who’s the girl???
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yourusername sun, bae and his favourite ice cream or he would stay the entire trip with the biggest pout the world has ever seen
masonmount your words don’t match with the hot man in the last pic
⤷ benchilwell funny tho, i don’t see any pics of me
⤷ masonmount that’s bc you’re ugly
username WAIT SHE FINALLY POSTED HIM
username THE LAST PIC???!!!! oh jesus he’s so hot
⤷ masonmount thank you
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⤷ masonmount and mine
⤷ yourbestieuser not sure about this tho
username damn girl you’re hot
⤷ yourusername thanksss ☺️
⤷ masonmount if you like ur balls delete it
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masonmount happy valentine’s day, baby girl
yourbestieuser FINALLY OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AGES
benchilwell thank god they’ll stop asking me if im dating
⤷ username so you’re single? 😏
benchilwell happy for you my cute pies
⤷ yourusername when you’ll get a gf tho?
⤷ masonmount well i heard something…
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yourusername ily ☹️
⤷ username MOM
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⤷ masonmount ilym ☹️
⤷ declanrice jesus you two make me sick of my stomach
declanrice my babiessss
⤷ yourusername we love you too
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