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stenka-razin · 6 months
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I finally watched Star Wars 9 (aka Star Wars 8) and Star Wars 11 (aka Star Wars 9) along with a rewatch of Star Wars 7 (aka Star Wars 7). They're all bad!
The Force Awakens - I feel like this got by because people assumed it would resolve and pay off and you know, be a movie. It didn't and unfortunately the failures of 8 and 9 directly affect 7 because it leaned so heavy on future installments. It basically balled out on a credit card and episode 9 was the bill. But despite that I do think it's the closest to telling a coherent story in its own right. It's a story called Star Wars 1977 aka A New Hope, but whatever. It's also weird in that it like, double dips. It mocks this series adherence to the past while whole heartedly leaning into that earnestly. At it's best it's like Canonized Spaceballs, at it's worst it's reheated leftovers. But yeah, as soon as they drop that cryptic vision and "a story for another time" crap I know this was gonna blow. It's the guy who made fucking LOST. When will people learn!?
The Last Jedi - Guys this is dumb. Dumb as hell. Dumber than most Star Wars. Even the good ideas it flirts with are rudimentary. But they also botch half the story. Like the entire plot about the escape from whatever could have been solved with a single five minute conversation, and there's really no consequences. Like Holdo looks like an idiot for not briefing her crew... Poe Finn n' Rose look like idiots for botching a mutiny and getting thousands killed. It's so dumb.
Luke kills kids now... guess it's genetic. Like I think there's a small seed of a good idea in here. That Luke, once an anomaly amongst the Jedi, who saw good in a man everyone else thought was irredeemable, is now stodgy and conservative, a natural process that often comes when people are in power for a long time. That's a good idea. But for the first story with the character in years (I don't give a fuck about some stupid book) and we immediately jump to, "I tried to kill a kid cuz his rancid vibes" is bad! Bad writing!
Rise of the Skywalker - Everyone basically went in know this was gonna suck right? Like it had to wrap up a bunch of crap that no one had any plans for. Then it also had to deal with the fact that the Last Jedi kind of dismantled all that crap for a bunch of other crap know one had any ideas for. Like I know JJ and Kennedy are portrayed as villains for cutting down Johnson's vision, but I call bullshit on him having any ideas for a third movie either.
And in spite of that, it introduces a bunch of other stupid crap, too. Yeah this is Episode 2 levels of bad. I totally checked out. I had no idea what anyone was trying to do beyond shoot people. Babu Frik and D-0 were delightful though. Give those two a movie. Oh and it seems like each of these leans heavily on one old guy to breath life into the movie. Anthony Daniels, you may have been the best part of this?
Oh yeah the cast, like in general. They're mostly good, but also like. They don't properly hang out together until Rise of Skyguy and I just find it so odd that the filmmakers decide, oh yeah, they all hate each other? Like even Finn/Poe who were all like Buddy-this Buddy-that, now they're total dicks to each other. I also love that they one up Jedi butchering a love triangle, by introducing like six* potential couplings and all of them fizzling out. Like that's bad but it's even more confusing that they introduce more to fumble in the final installment.
Anyway, in summation. It sucked, and anything good about the first entry was a time bomb destined to suck because no one knew what the hell they wanted to do with any of this. Except make money. They knew that and did. Star Wars sucksssss
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gffa · 1 year
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Star Wars comics variant covers | by Mateus Manhanini
“Thanks again to Marvel for this amazing opportunity and I hope that these covers manage to remember and reaffirm the presence of these Black characters within the Star Wars universe and about the importance of their stories being told”
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jaigeye · 4 months
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greysmartwolf · 5 months
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Age of remain Jedi and known Force users during times of coming Rey’s movie. Also I added Poe cuz he’s also shown some sensitivity and cuz I just love him.
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aresielle · 1 year
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Sketch 27 December 2022.
Alternate universe new jedi oder where, somehow, Palpatine did not return. 
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groundrunner100 · 11 months
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Please take into plot, plot execution, & handling of characters before casting a vote.
PLEASE, think for yourself, & be honest.
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nkp1981 · 9 months
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The cast of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker photographed by Bryan Derballa for "The New York Times", 2019
Part 1: https://shorturl.at/dfmAI
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thingsasbarcodes · 3 months
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Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
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dalekofchaos · 4 months
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If the Sequel Trilogy followed the narrative of TFA
My hypothetical rewrite of the Sequel Trilogy that would've made it more in line with the original vision of TFA.
Episode VIII would be Shadow Of The Sith
Episode IX would be Children Of The Force
Notice. For the sake of things I will be saying this is a world where Carrie never died.
Rey is Luke's daughter
Leia trains Finn while Luke trains Rey
The force bond is between Rey and Finn, while Kylo Ren wants to break that bond and make Rey dependent on him
The remnants of the New Republic and The Resistance unite to face the First Order and it is now the United Republic.
Big space battles to make it feel like a larger than life war and less low sped chase and stupid yo mama jokes
Reveal that the Knights Of Ren are a mix of the Jedi who followed Kylo Ren and dark side cultists who bowed before Kylo Ren when he killed their leader.
I would keep Rose, but abandon Paige, because I feel like Paige's role could've gone to Jessika Pava. Rose would be the engineer/intelligence officer and Jessika would be her pilot girlfriend
Climax of VIII. Giant space battle over Ach-To lead by Leia and Snoke via Battle Meditation. Leia's will vs Snoke's might. Leia wants to save her brother and Rey, while Snoke wants to snuff out the light.
Kylo Ren and the Knights Of Ren fights Rey, Finn and Luke in the climax of VIII. Kylo cuts Finn's hand off and the Knights have Luke at their mercy and Rey gives herself up to save Luke and her friends
Episode IX is about Luke, Finn and the United Republic to save Rey and ending the First Order
Rey is the tipping point to Kylo Ren's plans to overthrow Snoke. While Snoke plans to turn Rey against Kylo Ren.
Stormtrooper Rebellion is Finn's version of freeing his friends from Jabba, in this case freeing his family and Rose helps him. It ends with Finn decapitating Phasma and thus being known as the Phasma slayer
After this Finn meets his sister Jannah and we'd find that Finn and Jannah are the grandchildren of Mace Windu(there would be canon material for this. Mace Windu lives and is taken care of the very people who he saved during the Clone Wars. He is nursed back to health and feels like he lost his place as a Jedi for failing the chosen one and failing to stop the rise of the Empire, so he goes into exile. He becomes a farmer and falls in love and they start a family. Mace Windu lived to see the end of the Empire and the fall of the Sith and dies in peace.)
Rey, Kylo and the Knights Of Ren would face Snoke. Snoke dies physically but takes over Kylo's body.
Cut out Zorii Bliss and replace her with an undercover Jacen Syndulla and see that he's Poe's boyfriend
Rey and Finn would battle, similarly to Revan and Bastila's fight in KOTOR with the fight being for Finn to freeing Rey from her darkness.
Luke and Leia would confront Snoke. We'd learn that Snoke was Darth Plagueis and overtime he was playing the long game after Palpatine's betrayal. The destruction of both Jedi and Sith Orders and his First and Final Order would reign over the galaxy. Snoke reveals he needed Ben Solo, the heir to Vader and the Skywalker family for his new vessel and if they stop him in his new form, he will just take Rey and teases "maybe I will just force them to create vessels for me". Twisted, but that's what the dark side does to you.
Plagueis reveals that his plan is not only for the extinction of the Jedi, but the death of the force. He wasn't just abducting children for his army. He ordered Hux and Phasma to abduct the force sensitive children around the world and the rebuilding of the Dark Reaper and the force harvesters
To replace his lost army because of the Stormtrooper Rebellion, Plagueis uses the Darkside to create the perfect army to spread his darkness, chaos and disease. The Plague troopers
A battle between the free Stormtroopers and Plagueis' Sith Troopers
Space battle between the Final Order and the United Republic. Lando leading the fight against Hux. Poe and Rose work together to destroy the dark reaper. Rose recreates the Mass Shadow Generator and uses it to destroy the Dark Reaper and Poe lands the final kill shot that destroys Hux's Super Star Destroyer
Finn breaks through to Rey and they embrace in a kiss
Luke, Leia, Rey, Jannah and Finn face Snoklo and the Knights Of Ren
When Plagueis seems to be at a weak point, he drains the life force from the KOR. "Your service is at a end, my fair knights"
Near the end of the fight, Rey and Finn mortally wounds Kylo Ren, thus forcing Plagueis to leave his dying body. Plagueis prepares to take Rey's body, but in his final moments Ben Solo returns and takes Plagueis life force and sacrifices himself to save Rey and his family. He asks Rey and Finn to kill him. In his final moments he tells Luke and Leia that he's sorry for everything. Rey and Finn kills Plagueis and Ben with him while Ben achieves redemption.
A bit of life force of Plagueis survives and still plans to take Rey, but the force ghosts of Anakin, Obi-Wan and Yoda appear and drags Plagueis into the depths of the Force, where every deceased Jedi would ensure his dark essence would never again return to wreak havoc upon the galaxy. There he would experience disembodiment in darkness, perpetual madness as if to always live with an open wound; terror without respite.
Movie ends with Leia being crowned as Queen of the United Republic. The once child soldiers of The First Order become the civilians and soldiers of this New Republic. A ceremony where Poe, Jacen, Rose and Jessika are crowned as heroes of the Republic. Jannah being the first Padawan of the new Jedi Order. A wedding between Rey and Finn and a tease of Rey and Finn as the New Jedi that rises, the Skywalkers.
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xcaptainrogue · 1 year
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tros premiere was the met gala from swu
like they were serving cunt
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short-wooloo · 1 year
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Idea for a Finn-focused post-ROS story:
We finally cover/salvage that Stormtrooper rebellion idea that never came to be,
It's a few months or so after ROS the first order is going down, but they're determined to drag this out and cause as much destruction and death as possible a la the last days of nazi germany, and hoping to accelerate the first order's collapse, the Resistance has Finn (now training as a Jedi) work to forment a rebellion amongst the stormtroopers
Supporting him Finn has Jannah, R2-D2, and good ol (ok not that old, 50 years in stasis will do wonders for the aging process) Kix, who has since joined the Resistance, and Luke who is continuing Finn's Jedi training as a spirit guide
I'd want to really emphasize a bond between Kix and Finn, having a relationship sorta akin to a Jedi and their clone commander, but also sorta of like brothers, as because of Finn's stormtrooper origins Kix does see him as a "little brother"
The villain would either be a returned Phasma or (and I lean towards this) a dark sider stormtrooper, maybe with a design inspired from the original Ralph McQuarrie concept art where the stormtroopers had shields and lightsabers
And at some point the rebellious Stormtroopers will paint their armor in the color/symbols of the 501st, likely out of inspiration from Kix, and after all is said and done these rebel stormtroopers/new 501st will serve a new purpose, protecting the restored Jedi, basically becoming a canon version of the legends Jedi temple guard, which included non-force sensitives who dedicated themselves to protecting the Jedi and their temples, and in doing so they would basically serve as a sort of symbolic redemption of the original 501st
Once the 501st was made to destroy the Jedi
Now they protect them
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minamorsart · 2 years
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🌟You Are My Cosmos🌟 Part 23/?
First │ Previous │ Next
My most sincere apologies for making Ben the punching bag of this episode. I promise I'm going somewhere with this! 😅 As always thank you for reading!! 💖
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gffa · 1 year
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Star Wars’ Black History Month covers | illustrated by Mateus Manhanini  
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lands-of-fantasy · 2 years
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STAR WARS Empire Magazine UK Covers
Part 2: 2015-2020 Sequel Trilogy issues
1. OCT 2015 - The Force Awakens (Preview) (2 Newstands Covers + 1 Subscriber Cover) Finn, Rey, Poe, BB-8 (feat. The Millennium Falcon) Captain Phasma, Kylo Ren, General Hux (feat. Stormtroopers) Subscriber Cover: BB-8
2. JAN 2016 - The Force Awakens (6+1 Covers) Rey & BB-8 Captain Phasma Finn Poe Dameron Kylo Ren Han Solo & Chewbacca Subscriber Cover: R2-D2 & C-3PO 
3. OCT 2017 - The Last Jedi (Preview) (1+1 Covers) Luke Skywalker & Rey Subscriber Cover: Rey’s and Luke’s hands (giving back his lightsaber)
4. JAN 2018 - The Last Jedi (2+1 Covers) Rey Kylo Ren (unmasked) Subscriber Cover: Porgs >> This issue came with a commemorative 40th anniversary magazine feat. the OT Trio + Chewie on the cover. Both magazines came wrapped in a package with a different picture of Rey or Ben
5. SEPT 2018 - The Greatest Star Wars Characters of All Time (2/7 Covers) Kylo Ren (unmasked) Rey >> The other 5 solo covers featured the OT Trio and Darth Vader (Subscriber Cover feat. both Ford’s and Ehrenreich’s Han)
6. NOV 2019 - The Rise of Skywalker (Preview) (2+1 Covers) Kylo Ren Rey Subscriber Cover: Rey & Kylo Ren
7. JAN 2020 - The Rise of Skywalker (3+1 Covers) Finn, Rose Tico, Chewbacca, Jannah and BB-8 Lando, Poe, Leia, C-3PO, R2-D2 Kylo Ren & The Knights of Ren Subscriber Cover: Rey and Ben’s hands holding their lightsabers over Palpatine >> This issue came with a commemorative Skywalker Saga magazine feat. Luke and Leia pic from the OT on the cover. 
8. MAR 2020 - The 100 Greatest Movies of the Century (1/7 Covers) Rey & Kylo Ren (The Force Awakens) >> The other 6 covers featured other moveis
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cloverloaf · 2 years
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Wips! 😘🌈
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badartmada · 8 months
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lol this is 2 months late. sorry!
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