#former food

[shiftythrifting]

I thought it was a piece of bark at first glance but upon closer examination it appears to be a piece of broccoli attatched to a slice of some kind of root vegetable.

#thrifting #submission #shiftythrifting #what the shit is this #food glued to shit #that'll be 3 dollars #just throw that shit out #finally some shifty thrifting #food #former food

[hedgehog-moss]

I just read a detailed account of the Bal des Ifs and I’d never realised how funny this event was when you don’t focus on Madame de Pompadour. All I was taught at school is that it was the masquerade ball in 1745 where Louis XV first took (public) notice of la Pompadour, but what I didn’t know was that the former royal mistress had recently died so there was a vacancy so to speak, and a lot of noblewomen showed up specifically hoping to catch the King’s attention. 

But he came dressed up as a shrub (a yew tree similar to the ones in the royal topiary gardens) along with seven other men in identical costumes, so no one knew for sure which one was the King. People always focus on how Madame de Pompadour recognised the royal shrub and talked to him, but what about the women who didn’t!! History is written by the winners but I want to hear about the women who doggedly danced the minuet with random shrubs hoping this one was the one. My book mentions that a determined noble lady followed a yew tree outside the room on a hunch, only to find that she had bet on the wrong shrub. This is what the shrub costumes looked like by the way, imagine stalking one all over the park of Versailles at night because you think his gait looks kingly and you are an ambitious noblewoman

#findings #this ball was a mess! at one point the versailles bouncers gave up on checking the guests and anyone could walk in so #commoners were going in just to fill their pockets with food from the buffet to sell it on the marketplace the next day #the infanta of spain danced with a masked man who was so knowledgeable about spanish royal gossip she believed him to be #a grandee of spain but he turned out to be a former cook at the spanish court #i need to find a book or a thesis on versailles masquerade balls

[hey-hey-j]

based on a horrible thought

(★my Ko-fi) | (★commission info)

#my art #trolls band together #trolls fanart #dreamworks trolls #trolls floyd #trolls bruce #trolls #bruce ''former food disorder'' brozone when his family hasn't been eating regularly: ‼️

[skittikyu]

Welcome to The Amazing Dessert Circus !

Caine = Candycane

Bubble = Bubble Tea Pearl (Tapioca)

Gangle = Tangy Zangy

Ragatha = Licorice

Jax = Sour Patch Kid

Pomni = Lollipop

Kinger = Ube Cake with Vanilla Frosting and a White Chocolate Topper

Zooble = Cookie(s) and Baking Utensils

More characters Coming Soon! - for me that could mean either a few days or a few months but you know grydhsufdsg

#my art #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc kinger #tadc ragatha #tadc jax #tadc pomni #tadc caine #tadc bubble #this is less of an au and more of a reskin but what can i say i like food inspired designs <- former cookie run enjoyer

[thestarvingchef]

A Warm Welcome!

You can call me Tay. I’m a former chef with experience in fine dining, fast food, pizza whatever you name it. I spent a lot of time in my life experiencing food in all its forms. I haven’t used tumblr since I was a young teenager so I’m a little rusty here.

I’m gonna be completely honest here, I wanna post content and stuff on here but I have no idea whether there’s even an audience for it here. If you have any requests let me know, even if you just want cooking advice hit me up, otherwise imma just do me on here. If that appeals to you, chuck me a follow. DMs are always open aswell.

#foodblogger #foodie #chef #cheflife #cooking tips #culinary #culinary journey #kitchenlife #kitchen #cook #cooking #food lover #food #recipe #cookingadvice #food experience #cooking community #former chef #foodtalk #cheftay #gourmet cooking #fine dining #foodpassion #newblog #Aus

[anime-snacks]

#The Villainess Wants to Enjoy a Carefree Married Life in a Former Enemy Country in Her Seventh Loop #anime food #anime #food

[aduckwithears]

Jim has his own hot chocolate and mug. Truly the stray angel with it all.

Little things to love about Good Omens S2 (12/?) - Masterpost

#it's like finding a cat on your doorstep and immediately calling it fred #putting a bow tie collar on it #and then getting a complete set of food and water dishes that say Fred #except the cat is your former boss who tried to kill you. #good omens s2 #good omens #jim #jimbriel #good omens jim #little things #gos2 #good omens 2 #a duck talks

[cochineal-leviat]

Kirby Pizza

"Everyone loves pizza. Come get this special Kirby-faced-shaped pizza at any Halt Conduit location near you. For less than 900 star coins, take advantage of this limited-time offer!

Pizza Kirby topping include;

olives,

pepperoni,

mushrooms,

tomato,

cheddar and emmental cheese,

and last but not least, homemadeTM tomato sauce at the bottom.

-Drinks and extra toppings are not included. We are not responsible for what happens after food or drinks from our establishment are consumed. Spreading of information is grounds for liable. Lovingly, Haltmann Works.-

The background behind this shitpost and made-up lore under keep reading.

Okay, so the origin of this shitpost is @morp showing me a screenshot of flat Kirby after being hit in KATFL, which I then promptly joked that it reminded me of pizza since I make pizza from scratch every now and again for dinner for my family. And, of course, I couldn't help but put my drawing skills and graphic design background into it. Since it's a shitpost, I didn't want to go too far with this (choosing Bauhaus as the font is undoubtedly an interesting choice on my part), but it was fun. Kirby's olive mouth and eyes are kinda scary, though.

I also imagine that the prices in KATFL work similarly to those in Japan, with a thousand yen being six euros (about the same for US dollars). However, this pizza is still pricey in Kirby's universe since inflation is pretty low in Dreamland and Waddle Dee Town.

#kirby #kirby series #Kirby food #shitpost #capatilism #haltmann works kirby #using my graphic design diploma for evil purposes #my former teachers would disown me if they saw this #pretty proud of the design though

[la-mannakana]

"I sense you are doing everything possible to help me forget your ugliness."

"I have a good heart, but I am a monster."

"There are men far more monstrous than you, though they conceal it well."

Aside from my own designs for the Canon-Verse of Ice and Fire, this dinner scene along with the dialogue is overall based on Jean Cocteau's version of Beauty and the Beast, which George R. R. Martin himself adores.

#A Song of Ice and Fire #ASoIaF #ASoIaF art #ValyrianScrolls #Beauty and the Beast #La Belle et la Bête #Sansan #Sandor Clegane #Sansa Stark #Sandor x Sansa #fan art #Art of MannaKana #TW: food #TW: food porn #Just putting 2 versions of same picture: full color and monochrome #I wanted an excuse to incorporate food porn into my art lolz #certain foods are taken off from the Feast of Ice and Fire cookbook #I was debating on whether I should keep him the same or transform him into an anthropomorphic dog monster but I decided to go with former #Just accept him (physical appearance-wise) for who he is okay

[transldpdl]

...After the Phantoms of Your Former Self | Louis de Pointe du Lac

#the amount of times l_stat puts his hand on the back of louis' neck.... i- #this ep always makes me wanna eat cold food #louis de pointe du lac #vampterview #amc iwtv #iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire #ldpdl #ldpdl.txt #after the phantoms of your former self

[metamatar]

okay so i do like brussels sprouts. february vegetable is a success <3

#tried them roasted w olive oil and a honey chilli glaze w bell peppers #tried them pan fried w butter and cranberries #former was way better #im thinking asparagus for march #cw: food

[darkwood-sleddog]

Teaching recall…through hypnosis. Balanced trainers really will do anything other than offer treats as a payment huh.

#dogblr #dog training #why. #you offer treat of value dog comes and is rewarded with good things #what is SO bad about that #these people would not train peoples dogs without payment #so why then do they resort to dumb bullshit over payment when it comes to dogs #*I know why I’m being rhetorical #there’s a weird intersection between woo woo health nut and conservatives #and it applies to dog people 100% #a former raw pet food store owner I know retired and does dog reiki lmao #you gonna teach your dog recall through massage next??

[onlyfangz]

not to be your 24-year-old dad, but please eat a vegetable at least once a week. and i dont mean force yourself to scarf down a pile of green sludge if that isn't your thing. i mean like. peppers in a curry. potato skin fries. brocolli with an ungodly amount of cheese on it. your body doesn't care about how it's getting its nutrients, it just needs them. find the least offensive way to eat the least offensive vegetable, and you might begin to feel a little bit less yuck.

#charlie.txt #as a former picky eater sometimes -- SOMETIMES -- its about building your tolerance to unsafe foods #youll hate some of it. but you also might surprise yourself

[simtchnamedaustin]

dayo isadora sakina 🇳🇬🇨🇩

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #simblr #simtchnamedaustin #ts4 cas #black simmer #black simblr #former conservative youngest african daughter of strict religious family to spiritual alternative adult who only goes home for food pipelin #alternative sims #Spotify

[mothric]

if you ever make soup from scratch and you sit down and have a fresh bowl and you think to yourself "this is good and flavourful but it's just missing a liiittle something" that's the devil talking to you. let the flavours marinate overnight and taste it again the next day, it'll be great. if it's still missing something then try adding a little salt to your bowl. but do NOT mess with a finished soup.

signed, someone who ruined their perfectly good soup with too much salt and garlic powder after it was already done and may have cried a little bit about it this morning

#every cubic centimeter of this soup has become infused so heavily with garlic powder #that even a small mouthful feels like it completely coats my mouth and i can taste literally nothing else #THE SOUP IS FINE JUST LEAVE IT. ALONE. #i barely even shook any in & it transformed from a good creamy mushroom soup into a biohazard that shrivels your tongue on contact #i'm so devastated about this soup i've already messaged multiple ppl about it and asked for advice and i'm STILL not over it #jan 2024 #i have a plan to try to save it but i've already accepted it will not return to its former glory #but maybe i can at least turn it into something i can tolerate eating for the next week #food

[anime-snacks]

#The Villainess Wants to Enjoy a Carefree Married Life in a Former Enemy Country in Her Seventh Loop #anime food #anime #food