#fuck redbull

[leclerking]

max x reader (you)

enemies to lovers slow burn or fast burn idk idc

write a self indulgent fic when you're drunk

slayyyyyy im drink rn girlie lets write some fan fictionnnn

do i make this aesthetic? ok maybe i make it aesthrtic

MV01 | ★ BRO WHATS YOUR NAEM?

so its a clubbing scene. im drinking as usual. i want to dance but my friends arent dancers. they're also tired. a man comes up to me and i instantly want to rail him.

he says " you wannt to dance?? ' i said " Yeah dude all night' . so we're on teh dance floor and we're dancing and my friends are at a distance somehwer in the club

then i fall tired so i left to ge t a drink and join my friends, just as i sit down with them, this man. built like a tree. same one from earlier comes back and says lets dance again come on. i was tired but he was handsome so i wen back to dance. then again i was tired so i came bk. and so did he. "come onnn the night is young lets go back" he pleads with a huggee smile. as if he slept with a hanger in his mouth

"dude WHO EEVN ARE YOU AND HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE THE ENERGY??' i asked as i was close to passing out. (just like rite now while i amm typing this)

but he just smiles and takes my hand and i follow him and we're again having fun on the dance floor. soon enough i couldnt do tjis anymore so i tell my friends that we can leave. and we'er sitting on a bemch outside waiting for our uber AND GUESS WHO SHOWS UP!

"you want to catch a drink later someday again?"

i only stare at him. what does he even mean?? " i dont live in this city, i'm here for like 5 days. also WHO ARE YOU i still domtknow your name yet!! how will i even find you??'

'so u do want to find me? " he smirks " if we have one last dance left togther, maybe we will find eachother " and with that he left.

------------------------- im so tired im going to continue this when im drunk mext time i hop e i dont forget the storu--------------------------

HI I DDI NOT FORGET WE ARE BACK HELLO!

OKAY so now this is probably the next day or the day before we leave the city (i dont know which citty)

im in the lobby with my friends, just back from a whole tiresome day of site watching ? seeing?? the city. im waiting to get something frm the recption and i hear his voice.

" you're here??" "omg dude are you stalking me ?????" i ask with a smile! LIKE WHY AM I SMILING ??!!

" nope. my friend actually lives hre. i came to drop her off "

" you have a girlfriend?" "would not you like to know??"

" nvm i dont, bye"

"okay wait, shes just a friend, and besides i came to drop her AND her boyfriend." and idk what to say, i wanna ask him out but whats the point ill leave tomorrow...

" would you like to go out today? i know this really really great place that has a great salsa night..." not like the dip like the dance!

"sure i'd love that" why am i brushing like an idiot. i told him i'd meet him down in just a few minutes. and sooner than later we were at this beautiful place, you could see the coast. so many people were dacing through tje entire street.

and then so were we. one mimosa after another. one song after another and we were both super drunk and laughing anf giggling and dancing and just having the greatest time ever.

and we continued to have a great time even after we got back to my room. im sure we had great sex. and we wer arguing about something i dont remmbr and having a roast contest. thats all i remembr.

★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★

because when i woke up, he was gone. not a single trace. no note, nothing... AND I STILL DIDNT KNOW HIS NAME. was he just a ghost? perhaps my drunk imagination or halusination...

went down for breakfast and met my friends. and they asked me about last night. AND I ASKED THEM FOR CONFIRMATION " SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD SEE HIM??"

maybe he was real.. but i had to leave in a few hours. maybe he would just have to remain a core memmory to me in this city. and it sucks because he has the cutest smile, and the best energy when it came to dancing.

the whole time, in the taxi, the airport , the flight.. okay maybe no tthe flight because i usually fall asleeep. i thought about him and waht a wonderful time we had.

would i ever see him again??

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I want to take this time annd appretiate some of my friends or moods as they say on thos web site. It is 3 am her

@crimsonicarus @lesharl-eclair @sebsore @sebscore @jelloecat @hellocat? @jelliecatz @scuderia-leclerc starcentral @strkctrl @stqrsctrl @deadaydreams @fhumingrace you guys salllaayyyyyyy 💗🤍💕❤️💔💌❤️‍🩹💟❤️‍🔥🫦💋

OH WAIT AND @KRIKRISYERR I for the lyf of me caaannot spell this useeename but they give me the best f1 fic recs

This account has lit rally Turner into my safe space 😭😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗

#max verstappen x reader #max verstappen #fuck redbull #us gp 2023 #austin? #max verstappen x you #formula 1 #red bull racing #f1 x reader #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #max verstappen imagine #charles leclerc #his bestie #lando norris #daniel ricciardo #george russell #max x drunk honey

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

"Thank God our Max is quiet," --- Can also be directly translated to " Thank God Max is judged as an individual by us and him shouting and being annoyed over the radio is the norm because it's just him being him, while Yuki is clearly Japanese and we have stereotypical beliefs about his culture and assume that he should be quiet and polite all the time and the second he grows annoyed over the radio we have to hire a psychologist to fix him because how dare Yuki not follow and act the way we stereotypically assume Japanese people act?"

#yuki tsunoda #helmut Marko #f1 #f1 racism #fuck redbull #anti rbr #anti helmut marko

[magnummagnussen]

so redbull can rat out kev but nO ONE CAN RAT OUT REDBULL

#that's some bullshit #fuck redbull #f1 #formula one #us gp 2022 #cota22

[coochiequeens]

This is why bio-males don’t belong in women’s sports

#Women’s sports are for women #Taylor Silverman #She really really placed first #Because the competition was for women #Fuck Redbull #BoycottRedbull #Skateboarding

[crookshankscrew]

Christian Horner—

gaslighting everyone, and taking no blame.

i didn’t do it, you all did it.

the redbull way.

#F1 #fuck redbull #anti christian horner #Fia sucks #fuck the fia #anti fia #formula one

[orengesz]

Who the fuck gave kym illman the living right to capture Carlos from this angle??!

HIS FUCKING HIPS. I JUST CAN'T RIGHT NOW.

Knees weak, brain is mush.

The hip bone, the little squish bit, his shoulder blade through the shirt ruffles, the curve of his lower back 😭

#carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz junior #carlos sainz #ferrari f1 #scuderia ferrari #charles leclerc #charles lecrelc #Carlos is just a fucking god of a man and he deserves so much #I don't care how many podiums he doesn't get to #He is my favorite #You can't convince me otherwise #Other tags for attention because he deserves all of it #max verstappen #lando norris #carlando #mclaren #red bull racing #redbull f1

[arseteta]

#WEBBONSO: i only see him as a friend (biggest lie i've ever said)

A few footage credits: @cobayiss @fortheloveofaussiegrit @alonsogirlie

#f1edit #fernando alonso #mark webber #webbonso #f1 fancam #fancams #* #ferrari #redbull #f1 #formula 1 #oh fuck it life's too short im releasing it into the wild #a lil offering bc i havent edited anything f1 related in 8. months lmao

[wejustvibing]

y'all i—

#wtf #lordt #wasn't he tweeting like yesterday i'm sorry but what the actual fuck #susie wolff #toto wolff #f1 #so he'll be skipping the gala surely. nice. no drunken rants and redbull dickriding this time

[leclerking]

The noise coming from that RB20... Y'all are we fucked???

#fuck redbull #formula 1 #max verstappen #im fucking crying #charles leclerc

[yingxtkm]

Does this mean that Sephiroth canonically likes udon now 🤨

We’re adding it to the list with seafood pasta, this man is a carb demon.

#thoughts #I don’t know it’s so fucking funny #don’t even bring up redbull #ff7 #ffvii #final fantasy 7 #final fantasy vii #sephiroth

[danthropologie]

#daniel ricciardo #mine #m:gifs #dan #redbull era #wattpad fodder #sorry i'm just. 😵‍💫👄😵‍💫 #the way his nose just slots in over to the trophy...... #i literally feel the same way about this that i felt about those INSAAAANE sebastian stan endings beginnings gifs iykyk #someone put me down like GENUINELY put me the fuck down right now

[vroomvroomsposts]

I really don’t understand this obsession of making it look like Max or even Checo today, don’t like Carlos and hoped he wasn’t the one on podium. I get that you hate Carlos (for god knows why) and undermine him every time but why are you projecting your own hate for Carlos onto other drivers?

This isn’t just a one time thing either. It’s a recurring thing. This happens all the time especially with Max. They want Max to hate on Carlos so much that they’ll take half of what he has said about Charles and leave the good things he has said about Carlos out. They always pick and choose what Max or even Charles has said about Carlos to fit their narrative.

They will latch on to any negative comment or whatever (sometimes it isn’t even that deep or negative but they make it negative) anyone makes of Carlos but in the same time they leave out anything that’s positive in that very comment/article that they’re sharing.

I just don’t understand this. Like make it make sense.

#i saw a back to back today’s cooldown room tiktok about redbull lecfosi bullshit #and it annoyed me so much. the way they wanted to show how carlos was not preferred like fuck off #it’s like comprehension skills have just evaporated #and i know it’s mostly for the ship but please take off the rpf glasses for once and use common sense #this narrative that max hates carlos because it’s not charles is just annoying now #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #max verstappen

[leclerc-is-my-lover]

us too max, us too

#f1 #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #formula one #ferrari #daniel ricciardo #carlos sainz #sergio perez #miami grand prix #everybody knows #everybody knows that he fucks you #red bull racing #redbull

[russilton]

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH, KING

From George ranks the 2023 f1 circuit

#George said FUCK REDBULL and I love him for it #without ANY HESITATION #george russell #anti red bull #Red Bull Hater George Russell

[justc2world]

Even though that fuckass team wasn't there to celebrate with him, his smile is worth it all.

#redbull is actually respecting carlos more than ferrari #fuck ferrari #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #scuderia ferrari #f1 #formula 1 #bahrain gp 2024

[chrisevansonly]

as a victim of sexual assault in the workplace what’s happening with redbull and christian horner is so disgusting and disappointing.

just because the case was dismissed doesn’t mean he’s not guilty. now we have the media in Jeddah making a joke about it, saying it provides clicks? perez backing horner, bottas and other drivers saying they wanna drive “it’s distracting” to daniel ricciardo saying “it’s noise and distracting” before giggling like a fucking school girl.

newsflash, SA is not a laughing topic or JOKE, and these men are out here making it seem so.

not to mention redbull firing the woman while horner keeps his cushy ass job?

formula 1 isn’t a safe space for woman, and it might never be.

fuck redbull and fuck horner.

#rueswrites #ruesanswers #ruesanons<3 #ruesasks #rueschats💗 #formula 1 masterlist #formula 1 fanfiction #redbull racing #fuck this man