#funny Grindeldore

[gellertsbumblebee]

Albus totally Naruto Runs when Gellert’s not looking!

#funny Grindeldore #lol #memes #storm Area 51 #Naruto run

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

A Tomarry AU where Harry and Tom didn't know/care that the other exist. They are busy living their lives until — Gellert Grindelwald kidnaps them.

Maybe, he does it to recruit them, maybe it was because of the rumour going around that Tom is Dumbledore's unwanted son (due to the sheer amount of awkwardness and no kind smiles from albus to Tom)/Harry is Dumbledore's son due to them having such a close relationship (outsider's pov)? Or maybe it was because he wanted to recruit them as they both fought his followers and survived (Harry bc he's harry I can't just run away Potter and Tom because bro got caught in the middle of the battle). OR WHATEVER it is I just think it would so funny.

Poor Tom, all he wanted to do was peacefully plan on how to take over the world and poor Harry, all he wanted to do was fly around on his broom and play quidditch damn it—

#skdjehehjsisk idk why #but i think it'll be so funny #just imagine #Grindelwald held them hostage to get Albus' attention #or maybe to recruit them? #due to them being good at specific things? #OR MAYBE BOTH #but whatever it is #imagine the crack as they try to get out of this weird situation??? #tomarry #harrymort #grindeldore #tom riddle #harry potter #albus dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #gellert when he meets them: you must be wondering why I've gathered you here #i just want a crack/fix-it w them all of together

[grindeldore3]

#When you have nothing else to think:

Gellert Grindelwald

Gell Grindy

Gillyweed Grindylow

#gellert grindelwald #Random thoughts #Not so funny though😂 #harry potter #fantastic beasts #grindeldore #Newt Scamander #Magical beasts

[cloudsofbespin]

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.

#he is literally caressing him with his thumb #gellert you're so far gone it's not even funny #i love mads' hands btw #grindeldore #albus dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #fantastic beasts #secrets of dumbledore #jude law #mads mikkelsen

[gellertalbus]

What Jude Law said: their relationship was incredibly dynamic.

What I heard: yeah they switched roles in bed.

#knew it 😏 #like the whole who is a top who is a bottom is funny but my headcanon is they often switched depending on the moment #grindeldore #albus dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #ggad #fantastic beasts #hp #albus x gellert #dumbledore x grindelwald #jude law #dumbledore #grindelwald

[gellertsphoenix]

i hope we all agree that albus and aberforth being siblings is so funny. like i am 100% sure that they would both di3 for the other (example: "don't hurt them, hurt me instead) but they also annoy eachother more than anything. ab is just constantly being rude because he has no clue how to handle emotions and al cries everytime someone he cares about gets hurt... Albus (crying): "Merlin, Aberforth, are you okay? Who did hurt you? I am gonna kll them." Aberforth: "go away."

#why am i posting this #aberforth dumbledore #albus dumbledore #albus and aberforth being funny #aberforth being rude #i love them #dude they are so underrated #summer 1899 #grindeldore #dumbledore #dumbledorefamily #dumbledorebrothers

[ascandalincamelot]

The British (WB): *cast Mads Mikkelsen as a German*

The Americans (NBC): *cast Mads Mikkelsen as a Lithuanian*

My good sirs he's Danish

#mads mikkelsen #look im not saying this is bad #or that i dont like it #it feel funny to me im sorry #anyways #hannibal nbc #hannibal #sod #secrets of dumbledore #fantastic beasts #gellert grindelwald #hannibal lecter #grindeldore #hannigram

[grindeldorefanatic]

I was crying while rewatching SoD. I was crying from how bad I felt for Dumbledore. So then my mother said, "You're wasting your tears on this man? Go marry him, then. Oh wait, you can't, he's gay." I choked-

#mads mikkelsen #fantastic beasts #crimes of grindelwald #dumbledore x grindelwald #mads as grindelwald #jude law #the secrets of dumbledore #harry potter #gellert grindelwald #grindeldore #true story btw #it was very funny but so sad

[grindeldoreobsessed]

i love how newt and harry are albus' allies, biggest grindeldore shippers (exepct for gellert obviously) fr, newt tries to keep up with this gay drama while harry gets it still going even in afterlife

like fr, albus is like "yk, maybe he changed, maybe he regrets" and hazza is like "no, nah, nope, wait a moment, he just didnt want his (ex) husbands grave + body to be touched by some noseless orphan"

#harry potter #fb: tsod #fantastic beasts #lgbtq #gay drama #gotta love them for still supporting and staying with our local old funny & powerful gay #grindeldore #grindeldore for life

[frary-us]

I’m so grateful to Fr Conventions for sharing this wonderful video of Toby Regbo’s panel at Dream It Fest Paris from March 25, 2023. Toby is always so entertaining, enthusiastic & funny!😍😂 His heartfelt memories of his “families” from Reign & TLK, and his eagerness & awe to maybe once again portray Dumbledore, with a project about Grindeldore in the amazing Harry Potter movies, were especially nice to hear.🤗👑⚔️🧙🙌  Can’t wait to see talented  Regbo as a doctor & priest in his next two projects.🎭🎬👍

#Toby Regbo #Video #FR Conventions #Dream It Fest Paris #Paris #March 2023 #Panel #Reign #Memories #Cast #Grateful #The Last Kingdom #Translation #Toby Is So Adorable And Funny #Family #Admiration #Francis Valois #Loyalty #Grindeldore #If Only #Harry Potter #Awe #Mask #Awful #Platform 7 #Belgravia: The Next Chapter #Regboner4Life #Gorgeous

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

I just realized that the ship name of Albus Dumbledore x Gellert Grindelwald is Grindeldore and not Grindelore. 😅 No wonder there wasn't as much content for them. (There was still some, though)

I guess sometimes I overestimate my intuition when it comes to guessing ship names. But for the moment I would like to read some Dry fanfiction.

#harry potter #wizarding world #Fantastic Beasts #ships #ship names #Grindeldore #grindelore #Albus Dumbledore x Gellert Grindelwald #Dumbledore x Grindelwald #Grindelwald x Dumbledore #mistake #funny mistake #Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy #Harry x Draco #Drarry #true story bro #humour

[gellertsbumblebee]

"Here Albus, you want some?" *hands Albus an empty powerade bottle*

Albus takes the empty bottle "This bitch is empty, yeet!" He throws it!

#lol #funny Grindeldore #vines #this bitch is empty yeet

[sleepyphoen1x]

Ggad theory (maybe)

i don’t know why exactly but i always get so mad when people call Grindeldore toxic ship

like sure i get it Gellert was manipulating Albus but like why would they both miss their relationship if it was toxic? For me its exactly the oposite, yes before i actually start this nonsence i know Gellert was manipulating Albus but also he was the only person who *truly* understood Albus’s dark side (like J*R said almost his dark twin) and Albus too (and also Albus never really had someone who actually belived there “are” people like him*) and so why would they missed it if it was toxic overall? Like i belive Gellert definitly fell for Albus but more harder for power (get it? HAHAH? not funny? Ok?)

Okey this is all thanks for your time

#grindeldore #ggad #summer 1899 #dumbledore x grindelwald #dumbledore #albus dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #albus x gellert #gellert grindleward

[grindeldore3]

Hogwarts AU where Albus is the silly innocent boy who easily trusts anyone. He is not so intelligent academically but there's one boy, Gellert, who pays so much attention to him. He deceives Albus into dark arts with Albus knowing little about what could be wrong in that kind of magic. Gellert skillfully lures him into his own wit and smartness. Ofcourse Albus is totally gone upon the attractiveness of this blonde, who is somehow taking more than normal interest in him.

#A totally random baseless idea #Because its funny to imagine silly Albus #grindeldore #ggad #gelbus #AI generated image; edited by me; the image holds absolutely NO intrinsic value; it is solely for representational purpose #albus dumbledore #gellert grindelwald #gellert x albus #love #hogwarts au #summer of 1899

[broomsticks]

What was the HP fandom on AO3 writing in 2022?

some stats diving, ship- and femslash-focused.

default filters used for everything unless indicated otherwise: language: english, no crossovers. only on AO3 (obviously)

hmm someday i'll do a yearly breakdown maybe.

for reference, there were ~324,676 total works in the HP tag updated in 2022 and before, so the top ship Drarry makes up 16% of HP works.

ships in this list but not the former: jegulus, dorlene, and regulus & sirius.

ships in the former list but not this one: snarry, sevmione, tomarry.

harry the character is tagged in 42.7% of all HP works.

the list of "fastest-growing HP character tags in 2022" was almost identical to this. sirius, remus, james, and lily went up one place, severus and ginny down by one, and ron dropped by two. no change in the top 3.

i'm thinking of doing one for HP ships but am unsure which ships to do. you can get a rough estimation from graph #2 though!

A closer look at just the 2022 ships:

filters used: english, no crossovers, works updated between 2022-01-01 and 2022-12-31.

color = ship type by canonical gender. outlined = canon ship

Background vs main pairing ships:

most commonly tagged ships, with the otp:true filter:

very pretty spread of (canon gender, not AO3 category) F/M & M/M ships here.

notable: there is not a single snape ship in the first list, and two snape ships in the second (sevmione at #4 !! and snarry at #8). grindeldore is the other new entry, and

romione, dorlene and regulus & sirius fell out of the top 10

this is probably a better view though:

a mix of all ships in either of the top two graphs (excluding the platonic ship regulus & sirius by definition of the otp:true filter), plus remadora.

open to more ship suggestions, but at some point i need to think about a size cutoff

anyway: some interesting strata here:

snarry+sevmione at the >60-70% mark. (do all snape ships show this trend? just crossgen snape ships? what about other crossgen ships? to be investigated)

grindeldore is an expected outlier due to the different canonical time period

marauders era tends to have more fics-with-multiple-tagged-ships. unexpected - there are so many more named lightning gen characters! lightning gen fandom more splintered/fragmented?

clustering of canon couples at the 15-20% mark, surprisingly consistent across marauders vs lightning gen

oooooo i could soapbox about this dorlene outlier for days. (tldr: if you want to write OFCxOFC that's all well and good, but writing OFCxOFC as what's quite clearly a background ship and a background ship alone? i think we can do better.)

Multi-shipping & ship overlap

marauders era is dominated by one main fanon pairing. no other “/” pairing with either of these two characters makes the top 10 list. in contrast, wrt lightning gen, Draco, Harry, and Hermione are all shipped with each other, with all three combinations making the top 10 list.

there is one pair of marauders era ships with ship overlap, though. which means stats! also included remadora as an additional comparison point since that's another big overlapping ship

jegulus AND jily are tagged in 675 works, out of 3944 works (17%) where all three of james, lily, and regulus are tagged.

meanwhile drarry + dramione: 80 works tagging both ships, out of 8128 works tagging all 3 characters, with an overlap of <1% fics tagging both ships. these two do not mix.

actually ykw this all was very funny

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✨ FEMSLASH! ✨

filters used: english, no crossovers, works updated between 2022-01-01 and 2022-12-31, and category:F/F.

ok so that's a complete nonstarter 😂

tried two ways of filtering down to just femslash ships without losing too much else in the process:

1) excluding works tagged M/M, F/M, and Gen (leaving 2765 fics)

dashed outline = cross-gen ship. solid = marauders gen. everything else = lightning gen.

oh, interesting, people are writing genderbend wolfstar? *checks fics* -- no they're not. 'nuff said.

2) instead, tried adding the otp:true filter (2402 fics)

very similar results -- both lists had the same 9 femslash ships. Bellamione (#1 on both), Fleurmione (#2), Pansmione (#3/#4), Dorlene (#3/#5), Linny (#4/#6), Cissamione (#5/#6), Ginmione (#7/#9), Marylily (#7/#9), Ginsy (#8/#10).

i don't see any obvious trends re. which ships are ranked higher on one list vs the other.

a real quick rating comparison between categories, using the otp:true filter:

"angst" and "fluff" were the top two tags used for most categories so i decided to try a bit of:

<1 = more angst works than fluff, >1 = more fluff works than angst.

the other top tags for each category:

F/F and F/M: both romance (#3)

M/M: established relationship (#3)

Multi: polyamory (#3)

Other: au canon divergence (#3). "other" was used to refer to a mix of NB/trans character, thingfic, and x reader.

Gen: au canon divergence (#1). i was worried about using the otp:true filter for gen fic but the top two tags were indeed & tags (harry & severus, regulus & sirius).

#fandom meta #fandom stats #ao3 #hp fandom stats #hp meta

[emsuemsu]

@hprecfest day 30: pre-canon

Babes. Babes. Summer of 1899 and Grindeldore in general. My goddamn achilles heel. Enemies to lovers??? Nah, give me lovers to enemies. I personally don't like Dumbledore, but that being said I think he's the most complex and nuanced character in the whole HP universe and that's what really fascinates me about him and makes him one of my favorites. It's funny how I don't like him at all but he's still one of my favorite characters. Grindelwald on the other hand is my favorite sociopath of all time, I really like his character even though there's little to none of him in the og scriptures. These two are my absolute downfall.

Light Bringer by meanwhiletimely 🩵 10,678 words, gellert/albus

Gellert doesn't simply shine—Gellert blazes, casting all around him into shadow with sheer dazzling force of being. When he turns that beatific gaze on you, your whole body comes alive for him: heat flaring up from within, blood in your veins turned to light.

This is my favorite grindeldore fic out there. It's just breathtakingly beautiful and haunting. The whole story is dripping with emotion and the 2nd person POV takes things to the next level. I found myself holding my breath multiple times reading this the first time (and the second and the third and so on..). The characterizations are perfect to me, and the dynamics of them are just heavenly. Toxic and messy, all-consuming. After reading this I highly recommend to check out the authors other Grindeldore-works, they have me so weak and I'm reduced to a whimpering mess because of them.

Golden, Ripe and Rotten-series by starfishstar 🩵 4 works, 8,245 total words, gellert/albus

Three glimpses into the summer Albus Dumbledore met Gellert Grindelwald in Godric’s Hollow, from its beginning to its end. (Plus one extra to the series: the story of the duel.)

This is the perfect little series about these two. The first three fics about the infamous summer of 1899 (my favorite summer of all!!!!!) and the fourth part being the duel - heartbreaking. Beautiful. Gorgeous. I haven't read that many fics of the duel of '45, but I really adore starfishstars version about it. Like the way Dumbledore won the Elder Wand getting down and dirty in the mud with Grindelwald is everything. Magnificent prose, delicious imagery. An absolute godsent joy to read.

#hprecfest2023 #grindeldore #also i have not seen the fantastic beasts movies #so idk what the hell happens in them #other than jude law and mads mikkelsen can get it #my rec