#funny apex

[r-ando-m-w-rite-r]

Random Apex Bloopers

im bored so here u go

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*mirage walks into cryptos apartment*

mirage: hey old man...?

*sees crypto and caustic on the ground playing with toy cars*

*looks up* crypto: oh, uh, hey witt..

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bloodhound: why is it that attracted you to me?

*fuse hugs bloodhound from behind and nestles his head between their shoulder and their head*

fuse: because, silly, i love you...and your cooking...

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*loba sees bangalore with valkyrie, theyre talking*

loba: oh, look at my darlings, so cute together

*takes step away from bangalore* valkyrie: ew no!

bangalore: yeah, ew, who would like this ching chong alcoholic?

valkyrie: hey, that was too far

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crypto: shield cells here

*wattson picks them up*

wattson: t-thanks

crypto: a-anytime

*begin to stare at each other before wattson turns away and blushes*

*wraith standing a little distance away, completely confused about what just happened*

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seer: what shall we eat tonight, compadre?

*octane jumps on his shoulder, and seer grunts*

octane: oooh, oooh! i know, obi! takeout! takeout!

seer: silvia, down

*octane hops off and hangs his head like a sad puppy*

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*rampart as she screws in a loose bolt near octanes hip*

rampart: damn kid, what do you do to yourself to get like this?

octane: well, i mean, im all for the danger *pause* and obi is pretty rough

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*bang*

lifeline: what the hell?

*more bangs*

horizon: oh, thats just my neighbor maggie, shes actually quite nice once you get to know her-

*there is a smash and then a scream, and lifeline bewilderingly looks to horizon, who has a doubtful look on her face*

horizon: well, i mean, her first name is mad, after all

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*mirage walking down the hallway with vantage*

*pathfinder suddenly pops around the corner* pathfinder: hello friends!

*vantage jumps slightly and mirage screams like a girl, diving behind vantage*

mirage: get that thing away from me!

*pathfinders monitor portrays a question mark as he approaches vantage and peers behind her* pathfinder: i didnt mean to startle you-

*mirage sees him and screams like a girl again, running off* 

pathfinder: uh...

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ash: why are you still following me?

revenant: because i can

*ash sighs, annoyed*

ash: i told you awhile ago to get lost

*snickers* revenant: so what? its not like youre gonna do anything-

*in one swift motion, ash has him pinned to the ground, sword pressed to his neck, face inches from his*

*chuckles* revenant: perfect. just the reaction i wanted

*ash blinks twice before growling and standing back up, marching off*

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gibby: wassup my bruddah?

*mirage sighs and gibby takes a seat beside him*

gibby: cmon witt, you can tell me anything

mirage: well you see...*hesitates before sighing again* oh fine, i just cant pull 

*gibby snorts and mirage looks over at him angrily as he begins laughing*

*gibby pats mirage on the back hard, wiping away his tears with his other hand* gibby: oh, elliot *chuckling* get used to it

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rampart: ay, give me a hand, will ya?

*looks away from the image of seer on the screen of the tv nearby* catalyst: oh yeah, sorry, just got into a daze

rampart: is it that seer again? 

*sighs* catalyst: how did you know?

rampart: well one, you were staring at him on the news there. two, dont let him get to your head, hun

*growls* catalyst: how am i supposed to ignore the man who stole my planet from me, stole my freedom, stole my livelihood? 

*she kicks a toolbox, which shakes slightly before settling once more*

*smirks* rampart: well, he sure seems to be harder to ignore for other reasons, too

*blushes* catalyst: i already told you, i dont like him. plus, you know who my real love is, and shes gone

*holds up hands* rampart: ay, i never said you liked him. but im just saying, i have a feeling that someone may be a little attracted..

*scoffs* catalyst: well, your guess is wrong. he is dead to me, and i hope he does end up dead

*catalyst then turns and storms out, blushing madly and unable to say anything further*

rampart: hey, what about helping me out?

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*newcastle humming as he walks down the hallway*

newcastle: *sings under his breath* good morning usa...

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*octane impatiantly bouncing up and down outside of the fitting room*

octane: chicaaaa cmon i want to gooooo-

*he whines but then abruptly shuts up as wattson slips out in a tight bikini, almost all skin showing*

*blushing profoundly* wattson: well, what do you think? does it fit?

*pauses, unable to comprehend* octane: y-y-yes chica, lovely...

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thats all for now, tell me if i should do more

#apex shorts #apex bloopers #funny apex #all apex legends #serious and funny #part 2? #thx for reading

[haunted-the-vagabond]

Funny Apex

Funny Apex

#streaming #stream #twitch #twitch streamer #apex #apex legends #Funny Apex #haunted the vagabond

[agilident]

hi been a bit. still kicking unfortunately but heres him again :] + closeups if u wanted that

#my art #apex legends #revenant apex #i am in 100% agreement when she says she alone decides what is funny btw. like haha whatever you go girl!

[naffeclipse]

I've been musing over a few thoughts inspired by this ask about a mafia-ish style of Apex Polarity without it being too close to Pearl Eye, and after watching a few videos of Orcas hunting their prey (which included dolphins), landed on a sort of Mafia inspired Apex Polarity AU

Also not to add another Y/N to Orclipse's growing collection but this Y/N is a white-beaked dolphin. Look! They're so beautiful!

Sirens are cunning, brutal, and take everything with teeth and claws. The strongest kill and maim at a whim. As a siren who's not particularly strong, though incredibly agile, with a tail streamlined and dark gray with white patches, fins curved and mostly black, you're somewhere at the bottom. You're doing your best to survive and avoid trouble. You pick your battles and you pick your escapes, and most importantly, you stay alive.

But then you do something really stupid: you venture where you shouldn't have.

You don't usually swim so far up north but you're hungry, and the thought of a few tasty squids distracts you from the silent waters and vast, blue emptiness. You realize a bit too late that you're not the only one hunting.

You catch the first orca siren in the distance as a dark figure, and then another. Two who immediately cut through the water, charging straight for you like shadows. Though you turn tail and bolt, you quickly spot them in the corner of your vision. They easily keep pace, their size and strength overwhelming as they flank you on both sides, wide grins flashing their deadly teeth. You can hardly look at the mismatched color of their eyes as you dodge and weave, diving down only to be cut off by one with midnight blue colors at the tip of his flukes, and shooting off to the left just to almost be snatched by the black-bone claws of a siren with bright yellow fins framing his head.

They're toying with you. You know that for a fact in how they just barely keep back, corraling you onwards, draining your already spent energy, and picking at your panicking pulse. You have no choice but to avoid the edges of their jaws and the tips of their talons, and swim in the direction they want.

You near a field of ice floes floating on the water, and though you cut into the jagged structures dipping into the sea, the orca sirens never lose you. A desperate need for air pushes you onward. One small drop of hope still burns in your chest. Despite the aching of your muscles, you steal a gulp of oxygen and dip back down once more, charging away—

Only to run smack into a third orca siren.

This one grabs you, his burning red and orange colors filling your vision. The other two orcas join to help their kin keep you in place long enough for you to truly regret ever venturing here. Between the three of what you can only assume are brothers, hands hooked over you shoulders, claws clutching your wrists, and palms pressing into your hips, you're a fish caught in a net.

You brace for a voilent end. It never arrives. Instead of digging into your sweet meat, the sirens offer you a deal. The tips of sharp fingertips trace your jawline and the soft inside of your arms and down your slick tail while they explain.

You keep watch for human ships and report back when they're getting close, and in exchange, you get the best food you can imagine, the entire Arctic Ocean to swim, and anything else you'd like. The best benefit? You're under their protection. Of course, they expect utter loyalty from you. You are no one else's. Failure to devote yourself to this work and the brothers would mean a grisly fate, but hey, you're nothing if not eager to not be torn apart. So you agree.

You have a few questions about this whole arrangement, struggling to understand why they, powerful orca sirens, bother with a smaller fish like you when they could rip you limb from limb and be done. What's with the human ships? Why task you to this? Are you just fodder so they can keep their fins nice and unscabbed? They reassure you that they'll explain in due time (the sunny one booping your nose, much to your chagrin), but for now, all you know to know is that the human ships are a problem, and you are their solution for it. You've never really encountered humans before, but they've never really encountered sirens, or so you thought.

The burning red one lets you go, but you don't slip away too far before he tugs on your flukes and tells you to follow him. It's not a request. The darker blue one leaves for a moment, jetting away as the other two guide you to a nice resting place on an icy shore. They introduce themselves, and then their brother reappears with a squid in hand, half dead, and an insistence that you eat—they could tell during the chase that you didn't have all your energy.

And that's how you unwittingly join a very powerful pod of orca brothers who may or may not be teasing and taunting you simultaneously.

#finally have a dolphin y/n (i know orcas and belugas are dolphins but this one is more 'traditional') #anyways #eclipse: join our aquatic mafia #y/n: and if i don't? #sun: we'll finish what we started #moon: and eat you :) #y/n: ...hard to say no to an offer like that #mostly it's the boys flustering y/n relentlessly because they think it's funny and you're just so cute when you try to hide your blushing #and not totally because they're catching feelings #they're all menaces your honor #y/n is just trying to get by and now they're stuck (protected) here #apex polarity #freaking idk what to call it #let's just go with #sleeping with the fishes #<<< au name let's go #also sun and moon are here! They're not babies this time! #naff writing #dolphin!reader #orca!sun #orca!moon #orca!eclipse

[engel-hageshii]

Someone left their orca in the tub for too long~

Another attempt at drawing orca!Eclipse doing silly mermaid poses~

@naffeclipse ~

#you can see i had to stretch the tub cause he's so BIG #also sorry for putting him through awkward situations #i'll keep doing tho cause it's funny #i'm gonna make him sing on a block of ice next #orca!eclipse #orcaman #orclipse #sushiman #apex polarity #apex polarity eclipse #eclipse #fanon eclipse #fnaf eclipse #if i ever draw

[bottlehawk]

vriska with literally any homestuck character is always the funniest dynamic. vriska is like money in that she brings out the worst in people and whatever weird traits were already there become amplified ten fold from her enabling you to outright making you worse. platonic. romantic. victim. weird roommate. next door neighbor. it doesn't matter what the relationship is. the closer she is in your vicinity the more suddenly everything becomes much more interesting about your life

#bottlehawk text #homestuck #vriska serket #just light player thingz #terezi becoming blind because of vriska and then it ends up being like half of her entire identity #natural apex predator rose suddenly turning into bullied kid on the playground as soon as vriska enters the meteor dynamic #she's so funny i love her

[toastbutteregg]

me in apex and overwatch when someone is toxic to me or my teammate

#funny #funny memes #memes #dank memes #relatable #relatable memes #twitter #twitter memes #humor #lol #beyoncescock #tweets #toastbutteregg #apex #overwatch #apex legends #gaming #video games

[miyaneatworld]

Charge rifle rework

#apex legends #apex legends fanart #apex #apex bloodhound #it feels so weird using it now #im way too used to the funny piss laser beam #miyanfanart

[a-gay-little-cat]

sorry i couldnt help making the joke with the both of them

#apex legends #mad maggie #fuse #künstlerischer kuchen #caustic #listen caustic being there does not make sense like at all #but it was funny so i had to #anyways this is also me spreading my gospel of fuse big naturals (he is trans.to me) #apex #fusey

[teathattast]

#text message memes #funny texts #doordash #apex legends

[mach1ne-g1rl]

Fusehound nation is well fed this season

also colored version hehe :3

#fusehound #apex legends #vantage #fuse #funny how this was for s14 but it applies for s15 too #arts :3

[kingshadows1001]

I’m an artist I swear

#I’m right though #apex legends #fusehound #54 isn’t even that old but hehe funny #my stuff #kings queue #I’m gonna forget entirely i queued this

[agilident]

i love simulacrum that are also women

#my art #apex legends #revenant apex #ash apex #revash #platonic btw. they are queer besties to me #i couldnt resist putting a small dent on her head. i think im very funny #also ty to my buddies for the idea

[naffeclipse]

okay but like. how Would orca eclipse react to be kissed? even just and innocent one. I really cant imagine. Eat you? Start demanding kids evertime you see see him?

He'd be very sweet but cheeky about you giving him a peck on the cheek. He's purring, telling you how lovely your kiss is but really, that was only a taste. Can't he have a few more, maybe here and there, and why not one on the mouth? Just so he can get his fill of you (he's lying.)

#Something about Eclipse being kissed and then immediately bursting out “I want kids” is so funny to me #apex polarity #your-yvonna #orca!eclipse

[madame-helen]

#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #comedy #video games #fact #facts #apex legends #final fantasy series #aerith gainsborough #irony #joke #parody

[dilf-unit]

Jack confused revenants snatched waist with Reaper's 😭

#overwatch #art #reaper #gabriel reyes #jack morrison #reaper76 #overwatch reaper #funny #apex revenant #apex legends #revenant