#funny i never saw that line

[surreal-duck]

With love, for you.

(extra vers under the cut!)

#tshirt that says i am normal after raison d'etre #duck scribbles #valkyrie #mika kagehira #shu itsuki #shumika #mademoiselle #enstars #another tshirt that says i am normal after the valkyrie trip album. (extreme lie) #never drawing hair drills ever again after this that was kind of painful #funny thing that happened while i was doing the lineart my friend saw and asked hey that kinda looks like mademoiselle #and i told them it was!!! and had the pleasure of informing them how it was shus grandpa madonee was modelled after and grandpa itsuki's #doomed parisian yuri romance and his reaction was simply a five stages of grief speedrun. it was great i love telling her things #ensemble stars #kind of started to not like how it turned out by the end of it but its swagever. agh i didnt improve much this year huh 😔👊👊👊 #edit I NOTICED I FORGOT TO COLOR IN SOME LINES RAHG fixed now orz

[aosmccoy]

i think so much abt the fact that celeborn was one of the last elves who left middle-earth... like we don't even know when it was that he left

and i also think that it was probably him who lived on middle-earth for the longest period of time (out of the elves). i mean yeah galadriel was probably older than him for example and maybe even círdan too, but none of them lived longer on this side of the sea than him. celeborn was already living in doriath in starlit beleriand when the noldor lived still in valinor, and he also stayed longer after the war of the ring, after galadriel and círdan and elrond left. like, idk. how much you have to love a place to stay there even after the most of your kind and the love of your life all left... etc

#celeborn #tolkien #lotr #the silmarillion #funny how when i watched or read the lotr i never really cared abt him but now that i reread the silm after a long time and i #saw his name it got me thinking. and i remembered that line in concerning hobbits that he was still here after elrond left #like he went over to the south of the greenwood and divided it between him and thranduil.. like how long were they like that? how long did #they stay? #i also think abt how legolas wandered around the place with gimli and whatever and stayed in ithilien and then finally left after aragorn p #passed away and like. did thranduil finally leave then too? or did he stay in greenwood even after his son left for the undying lands? #so much to think about #zsófi rambles #galadriel #círdan

[trees-to-meet-you]

God. What if Pandora didn’t want to open the box. What if she was manipulated, her hands tied to and guided by strings she couldn’t shake off. What if when she released the horrors out into the world, Hope chose to stay with her, in the box. What if Pandora couldn’t rid herself of that guilt. What if Hope couldn’t convince her that not all was lost, and that she wasn’t responsible for the strings around her hands. That she wasn’t a monster.

What if Pandora and Hope found a way to trap everything in the box again. What if Pandora couldn’t do it. What if she didn’t want anyone else to feel the guilt she did. What if she thought that trapping the horrors in the box would just doom everyone into the same cycle. What if she felt she had to break it by bearing the suffering of everyone else. What if Hope tried to convince her that it could be better. What if she wouldn’t save herself. What if Hope had to kill Pandora for a chance to save everyone, including her. What if they both were sealed in the box. What if no one ever knew what happened to them. What if their last words to the world and to each other were “I love you.”

What if the world ending was never Pandora’s fault, but in her guilt and grief she blamed herself for it, and the Hope that voluntarily stayed by her side had to take her life to save it.

What if?

#ive been sorta rotating this around my brain the past week or so. #yeah. #anyways. #i will NEVER be over this #i just. once saw someone refer to martin as the ‘humanity that they’re saving and will save them’ or something along those lines #and well. hope and humanity are kinda the same thing arent they? #hell i think in some versions of the myth hope is actually referred to as humanity #and this just started rattling around my head #but i can’t quite get the words right #im going to post it anyway. because better to have written down something than nothing at all. #but i can’t quite get the words right. #it has however also made me realize that jumanji is also pandoras box #which is kinda funny #the magnus archives #mag 200 #pandoras box #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #i guess now that ive processed it for a week or so. its time to listen to the post-season content and start the magnus protocol. #actually it may have been two weeks. i don’t remember when exactly i finished it. #anyway. #its late i need sleep. #tma #the magnus archives spoilers #tma spoilers #tma s5 spoilers #tma finale spoilers #how to tag this so that anyone listening for the first time does not see………

[ohmysheetmetal]

beloved <33 heres a scene redraw w her [2nd one is the og screenshot]

#tpot spoilers #tpot 3 spoilers #was vc'ing my partner when new ep released #me‚ in a serious voice after refreshing the jacknjellify channel: 'Stop everything you're doing.' #it was so funny LOL #saw bfb #saw tpot #tpot saw #bfb saw #bfdi saw #saw bfdi #tpot #bfdi #bfb #my art #if she or gaty ever gets eliminated ill cry so hard. ill never watch bfdi again #i was in a state of panic for like 1 hour after the ep bc of the double elimination thing and fear of saw/gaty getting out but im better no #drew this while listening to bottom line by lemon demon

[coridallasmultipass]

(( Inspired by the "Aphids" comic bc the dj bro panel had me cryin: https://www.tumblr.com/coridallasmultipass/746888021783298048?source=share ))

Probably went overboard editing this and trying to add emoji subtext, telling a story, you know the deal. Also, the needles evoke a Saw 2 vibe for me, but that's awesome. I'm all about that unsettling mind game shit (not pictured, but I have a spiral on my tongue piercing bead, because I'm dedicated to the aesthetic). Speaking of spirals, yes, that is a Kamina keychain on my phone. In fact, I have all four main characters danglin' off that motherfucker. Shit's heavy, but no pain, no gain. Gotta keep these strifin' fingers in shape, brah. Anyways. I got the green stuff, so hit me up.

#if ur comic op and want me to unlink just lmk sorry for not asking if u mind #also lmao #OBLIGATORY: 'DISCLAIMER: i'M HI (HIGH)' TAG #trans bro #trans bro strider #but yeah i saw the jello in the store yesterday and was like 'omg i gotta do dj bro' so i bought it #and yeah i do have the spiral on my tongue but i wasnt happy with the vibe of the pics #this is better mildly creepy and funny bc the shots emojis doubling as saw 2 aes like lol yaaaaasssss #homestuck #bro #bro strider #cosplay #homestuck cosplay #bro cosplay #bro strider cosplay #beta bro strider #idk what tag #smoking #alcohol #syringes #needles #drugs #man this post is gonna get blacklisted bc of the tags #me #selfie #also disclaimer ive never had jello shots i dont drink and i dont hc bro as drinking but dude that comic #its so fucking cute and then they drop the line 'dj bro not bringin jello shots to the club tonite' lmaoooo #karkats claws are so fucking cute i love that panel too #srsyl if ur reading this u should be readin that comic its cute af and buggy and i love it #also lol i still havent changed the font from when someone asked something and i needed a gayass font

[aquateenpatrolsomethingshowshow]

i fucking love this image sm

AND EUSTACE IN THE BACK IS FUCKING SENDING ME 💀💀💀

#someone in a discord server i was in a couple summers ago made this and i was stimming and pissing myself so hard when i first saw it #this is fucking gold 🙏🏻🙏🏻 #it also combines two of my all time fav things too which is why i was getting all stimmy at first #i used to watch cartoon cartoon fridays videos on yt as a kid so this is very nostalgic to me #and like tbh i feel like with some very MINOR justifications- #meatwad could probably pass as a character on a cartoon network show considering his innocent/childish like personality #its so classic ccf to edit eustace in back too since when a character would host there was always at least someone else in the background #this image is honestly so mecore coded its not funny #its been like 2 years since i first saw it and it never fails to make me smile and laugh lol #imagine meatwad hosting though like that would be so cute and funny tbh #i feel like it would be similar to when dexter first hosted and kept messing up the line up by accident lmao #but maybe worse lol #athf #aqua teen #aqua teen hunger force #meatwad #courage the cowardly dog #eustace bagge #ccf #cartoon cartoon fridays

[vargaslovinghours]

Incoming, Outgoing

#💟 #Digital art #Art #Nny #Scriabin #I never know if Edgar counts in situations like these lol #Edgar #*drags in another crossover kicking and screaming* #And yet more DSMP lol I am incorrigible #As soon as I saw that animatic and Will's glasses going from reflection to his eyes showing I was like ''ScrIABIN'' lol #I wasn't really thinking through the implication but I guess this would be a split where after the world resets #Nny and Scriabin make it back to their respective bodies but Edgar doesn't - Replacement Complete very suddenly #Although honestly I was thinking Edgar would still be there just buried a lot deeper than normal - something closer to Convalescence #Well it's always an imperfect fit when borrowing lines haha ♪ #It's funny 'cause I've kicked around a couple different AUs to do with Edgar and Scriabin's separation but this is neither of them lol #On the art side it was shockingly fun to do Nny's word bubbles ahh ♫ Normally I find them a little tedious but that was really enjoyable #Also not me scrolling DAFonts for like 45 minutes looking for a decent spooky font since the best I had previously was GoodDog lol #I'm a fan of the splatters hehe #I also forgot how fun those hair-antennae actually are to draw??? Damn what a good time #I wish I could draw his face better to justify doodling those more often lol #Also thanks to the stream for inspiring the rat shirt haha ♪ Have fun trying to decipher the rest

[extravalgant]

Well done, my champion, my hero, my... dare i say it? My Scion. 

started thinkin about lemuria again and before i knew it i was 4+ hours deep into this painting of calamity . crazy stuff

IM NOT THERE YET ON MY STORM (camera pan to me dead in karamelle) but that wont stop me from getting the story ELSEWHERE... the monitoring stations with the old one always interested me . love how he called us his scion i think thats very fucked up possessive of him

anyways heres one more lil doodle

#wizard101 #w101 #lemuria spoilers #HOW DO I... EXPLAIN THIS #this is a lie i would love to explain all my fucked up and projected thinking #I LOVE THAT LITTLE PIECE OF DIALOGUE.... #and its so funny to imagine this as calamity in this situation #because as far as she knows the arcanum and ravenwood let her kill anyone she pleased #either that or she realized early on that she had 'permission to kill' that anyone else didnt have #so later on down the line she starts toeing the line of a 'good' and 'bad' person so when dasein comes along shes like ur telling me #i gotta deal with and sort out my own moral compass ??? AND TEACH IT TO THIS GUY??? #guy (gender neutral) #but like... MY SCION . what did u mean by that. AND ITS CAPITALIZED SO ITS IMPORTANT #whether or not he knew it was us (but i think he did know it was us) when we saw each other on the summit its like . things would have been #so different if he didnt get swallowed and thats the crazy part #MY CHAMPION.. MY HERO... like objectively speaking those are very much positive/good aligned but coming from that tv #i was like u are trying to mold us (the wizard) into EVIL!!! MAYBE . maybe #also its sooo juicy how we will never know if the old one actually had a change of heart bc hes dead . like LOST CONNECTIONS... #some will say yes and canon supports that i guess w the guilt line but at the same time im like . he was way too flippant with the lives of #these inhibitants for me to believe that he felt guilt at the last moment like what CHANGED... #anyways . i like to think that he was still putting up a front and had an ego to assume nothing bad would happen to him #bc yknow he 'knew everything' #and then he ends up getting absorbed and its like . a #I TALK SO MUCH IN THESE TAGS... kissie for whoever reads this mwah #my art #also this was like my first time doing both perspective AND lighting and i was working with 4 different light sources #please . have mercy on me #edit: ok apparently he didnt know who the scion would b in lemuria but ig he knew it might have been us in karamelle . idk! idk

[that-was-anticlimactic]

how about... and hear me out... we stop reducing cole ninjago’s personality to food?

#literally so sick of it like it isn't even funny anymore #and this is at the fandom more than the show right now #like first of all - cole Clearly had an eating disorder and while that probably wasn't intentional on the writers' parts... #i mean. cole Literally started binge eating after watching his friend explode. come on. he was Never like that before s4. #and like he is Clearly at least a little insecure about it but no let's make jokes about how cole eats all the time hahaha #like the amount of times i have clicked out of fics or refused to reblog art solely because all the ninja are doing their thing and then oh #look there's cole eating cake hahaha so silly not like he's a ninja or anything :D #do better #it just infuriates me Especially since it is CANON that cole stress eats (because making fun of stress eating is so funny... show / fandom) #and he's my favorite character and it sucks to see him constantly portrayed as this food obsessed ninja who has no depth aside #from the 'there's not gonna be cake?' throwaway joke from s2 that Clearly only became a reoccuring thing because the fandom flipped out and #became obsessed with it like Yes it was funny but my God y'all have taken it to an entirely different level and the show bounced off of that #not to say that no one should ever draw or write or mention cole with food but if all you draw him with is food or if he's doing something #with food every time you write for him then you should Prolly take a step back and ask yourself why you're doing that and how you're #portraying cole as a character because he CERTAINLY has more depth than 'i love cake and also junk food tehehe protecc' #this has been in my drafts for a month and i just saw something along these lines on insta so i’m angry and posting it lol #ninjago #cole brookstone #cole ninjago

[sysig]

Special Counseling (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #DAX #These are especially funny to me because I remember when I first looked through the gallery and was Deeply Distressed at ZEX like this #I didn't know the context yet so the betrayal was uncomfortable! As intended but unexpected haha ♪ #I love ZEX! Why would he do such a thing! Now I know <3 <3 And now I'm doing the same thing! Lol #The thought of ZEX never getting his own body again even for just a night even on the Institute's side ah it hurts #At least he'd finally have visual proof that it's Possible he never even saw Tanaka so for all he knows it was just another ''vision'' #But of DAX <3 Of him getting his body back but turning on ZEX about it ough ♥ And the fallout!! Agh!!! #The setups the payoffs <3 <3 <3 #I wrote a bit more for both scenarios actually - of DAX actually pointing a laser pistol at ZEX and threatening to kill him #Thus why ZEX is questioning him the next day - was that brainwashing or would you really do that?? #ZEX of course wouldn't have flinched at the time - and DAX's motivation either way that this is a fate unbefitting of his Admiral #''He lowered his head feelers in a sympathetic way. 'I can hardly stand to watch you waste away in that form. If you would ask it of me...'' #Weh ;; #Can you tell it's a bit inspired by We Do What is Necessary hehe <3 #Which btw you've read right it's so good everyone needs to read it <3 #Remind me to make a separate post about that one actually I had the oddest reread experience :3c Fascinating ✨ #Anyhow lol #I actually like how I've written their next-day meetup after DAX returns to his senses more than I've drawn it hm :P #I think it's a specific line that sticks out to me - VUX communication through human bodies my beloved ;;♥ #''He ran a hand down DAX's arm - a poor approximation of the gesture he was trying to emulate but he was sure DAX would understand. #They'd exchanged it enough times before.'' Hhhhhh ❤️💕💖💞💗 ;;/♥ I love them <3 <3 #Also forehead touches and holding face and hands and jfdsalkfd the tenderness and loyalty aghhahgah <3 #I really like the idea of VUX lacing fingers with each other as a kind of twining/head tendrils holding replacement ♥ #The most intense one-eyed eye contact hehe <3

[crazyw3irdo]

saw jaws for the first time today and i can’t believe despite knowing so much about it through cultural osmosis i had no clue matt hooper existed and i love that funky little guy

#he’s just autistic about sharks and i love him for it. i forgive him for his crimes (being rich) #also his line about ‘having enough of these working class heroes’ or whatever. i was ready to fight him for that one #i knew about concerned police officer and weird old vaguely threatening fisherman but no one ever mentioned the silly little guy who just. #i knew when every jumpscare happened but i didn’t know one of the three main characters existed #he just loves sharks man. man was so funny. ‘hey i was told to tell you guys that you shouldnt all get in that boat’ ‘we’ll do it anyway’ #‘okay! they’re going to die :)’ #crazwaz posted #id seen the clip of matt discovering the body and the clip of them paddling to shore at the end!!! #but i’d never seen any clip of quint so i figured the one at the end was him and the body discoverer was a random character #he was wearing a wetsuit in the body scene and is seen from far away in behind in the final one so i have the right to not have realized ok #also weirdly enough my submechanophobia was not really triggered at all? which is wild. like one or two times it happened but like. that was #so weird to just. know that normally i’m scared of that kind of thing but it just. didn’t happen? like i’m scared of the jaws animatronic on #the universal ride! it scared me in pics and it scared me when i saw it irl! but bruce? nah she was just fine #that’s another thing i always think of bruce as she/her like. them all using he/him for the shark confused me #my brother mentioned she’s a girl in jaws 3d + in the wild girl sharks are bigger than boys so that’s probably what caused it #but i still think of godzilla as she/her and that one has like no evidence so maybe my brain just does that to them or smth

[carrotpiss]

🐰🧡🐻

#in stark contrast to most of my personal posts this is about me being happy and gay #because i need to just get it out my system bc otherwise i am just going to grab a friend by the shoulders and scream (in joy) in their face #i am dating someone and its really really nice and sweet and cute and like nothing ive ever experienced before #and instead its like every tiny little dream about this kind of thing ive managed to hold onto despite every experience otherwise and ahhhh #the lack of focus on just sex or sex appeal is so nice its like there but as a side thing so its nice and i dont feel like an object #i feel like a human person with thoughts and feelings and interests outside if that and feel safe in that and feel safe that everything wont #just be discarded if i dont want to do that like i feel like boundaries and stuff are an option! without jeopardising everything #and el likes me as much as i like them and wants and sees and communicates that they want something long term and ahhhhhhhh #i just want to cry like holy shit this is everything ive ever wondered about like i have spent so long wondering what this feeling would #actually feel like and its so good and so indescribable and ahhhhhhh #waking up on monday night and seeing them in my bed and cuddling me was just so nice i felt wanted i felt... loved #this all seems so out of left field still i still feel like i just never saw it coming but its so welxome and nice and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #my pessimism is still there but its less loud now its more learning to accept this may not be perfect forever but letting me enjoy the now #crouch speaks #it feels so nice to not be scared and to feel secure and ahhh #also it made me laugh El remembered me hitting on then at the Dgoals release show making them blush lol #i only remember the time i hit on them later at the groles show so its funny i pretty much used the same line twice and it still worked #i cant wait to see them again i cant wait to hold hands in public again i cant wait to be idiots who keep blushing too hard and accidentally #kissing eachother on the nose instead of the mouth because we are stupid and gay and pathetic about it hahaha #just ahhhh i could gush forever how perfect the 2!!! dates weve been on were and the fact they want more and more and ahhhhh #this is so lame i know i just haven't experienced anything remotely like this before and its just... wild #like wow holy shit what on earth i have been so increasingly miserablely depressed and insecure from the shea stuff last year and then this #just absolutely removed all of that i actually feel like a human person again with value

[holylottie]

have you ever seen a woman so beautiful that you began to think you too would put troy to war?because ladies, gentleman and royaltheys, Helena is no longer the most beautiful mortal to walk the earth after the birth of this girl that I see at my university.

#i cried when i saw her for the first time because my autistic brain literally couldn't contain the amount of joy i got from her presence #I wrote poems in greek about her #she literally look like the paint birth of venus #sapphic #i love women #actually autistic #audhd #itmighthavebeen rants #one of the lines of my poem was “her voice is as sweet as ambrosia/it made mortals commit άναθεμα to just have a drop of the taste” #what is funny because i only listened to her voice like two times #women #wlw post #she's so ethereal and divine #i feel like a loser ✋😭 #but anyway first time actually accepting i like a woman so im enjoying the feeling a lot / being the teen girl in love I've never was

[quechingada]

i did some cooldown sketches trying to nail down serene’s roommates designs but didn’t really like them all that much.. except for this nacho and a corner serene :)c

#chatter #wips #oc tag #serene #nacho #i gave serene his old shirt by accident.. let’s just say it’s a tshirt or something BWHEJSKDBDKH #nacho is so cute i love this sketch of him #did i mention here i finished that bullet journal sketchbook i started like after a month #so then i was left with no sketchbook… picked up a lined paper notebook i had never used. new sketchbook #i was GOING to buy a sketchbook at WALMART ! WALMART!!!! and then i saw the price that shit was $7 😭 AYO?? #WALMART‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #i’ll probably buy a sketchbook at dollar tree or something whenever i get the chance.. #also these two are both trans. very swagful #nacho is a trans man though serene is genderfluid #however serene has been on t for 6 ish years and nacho just started at the beginning of the comic #serene helped nacho do what he needed to so he could get it :)c very sweet #also serene helped nacho administer his first shot because he was Nervous ‼️‼️‼️ #ivan (nachos bestie (another roommate)) would’ve done it but serene had more experience ofc #also i got this funny scene in my head #of serene walking in on ivan and nacho trying to give themselves piercings #by using their magic to pierce their skin 😭 because that’s something you can do #but both of them have Ass control over their magic so it would NOT have gone well making a small hole requires Very precise control #so serene was like STOP. ILL DO IT. JUST TELL ME WHERE and they were both like omg 🥹 serene… 🥰 #nacho and ivan were probably like it’s gonna get gay up in here we love u bro #and then nancy comes back from work and sees serene doing the last piercing on someone #and is like why the FUCK didn’t you guys just use a NEEDLE OR SOMETHING 😭 magic did NOT need to be involved here!!!!! NEEDLES EXIST #and the three of them are just standing there. dumb as fuck. none of them even remembered the existence of the humble needle #i love them BWHEKSHDKDBDK #okay i’m done if u read all that 1) ur a champ 2) i love u 3) i’ll be posting a draft i’ve had for months in my. drafts… of sketches of #serene and iyana. not updated to current day but i’m too lazy to add on ya feel

[turianosauruswrex]

sometimes you have a dnd session that is so good,

#crying over sylvie's gang rn #she saw her tentative goddess's true form for the first time. she'd never even spoken to her goddess at all #haeata trusted her without question when a Wish was on the line #everyone is so concerned with her sanity which is both very funny and heartbreaking #god i play with some GOOD rpers #texts from the void #emily plays dnd

[tomwambsmilk]

Tomgreg kiss in s4 bc they’re scheming/snooping in someone’s office and they get caught so in a panic Greg just grabs Tom’s face and kisses him to avoid suspicion. I know this, Jesse Armstrong told me himself.

This sounds 100% plausible and I have 0 follow-up questions. You heard it here first, folks!

(Okay my one followup question would be whose office but obviously its Logan's, and this is what sparks the fire of the togan endgame because Logan sees Greg kissing Tom and gets jealous. Obviously. What else could it be.)

#asks #anon #juicy! I like it #actually not only is this utterly plausible to me #but it would be so fucking funny if this happened and was never mentioned again #much like the 'prove it' line #nicholas braun improvised this one too #(saw his chance. and he took it)