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- 100 users words for 100 followers -
- art cupid star moon score
- dear any race speed slow
- gif book tiny poem frog
- bllet puppy ocean read rbbit
- cute sqre screen media web
- bread stdy imge feelng mvie
- maps plane cosmic astral ice
- flwr charm peace run rich
- link vglume https money sky
- snow eyes prtty nail time
- weird fturo life lyrics poost
- burrito pstel gmes attntion cndy
- sweet dnce trip talisma lucky
- glory remind our sol tulipa
- carrot way party snto smile
- paraiso isle street svage ring
- sturn lua nght funny smpre
- stay strong marte milk cake
- pcture plroid cmera hair site
- papel gym birds volley kiss
- muito obg por 100 seguidores <33 pra alguns pode ser pouco, mas já é um grande avanço, eu não imaginava que ia ter tanta gente me seguindo com tao pouco tempo de blog (nao faz nem um ano) ! mesmo com quase 6 meses inativa, varias pessoas começaram a me seguir e curtir os posts de antes. estou muito feliz com essa "pequena" conquista ! ♡
#ask open#messy users#random users#short users#soft usernames#aesthetic usernames#short usernames#random usernames#messy bios#random bios#short bios#aesthetic bios#cute bios#bios messy#100 followers#short locs#messy locs#locs messy
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Thought this would be funny :)
I swear it was funnier in my HEAD ‼️‼️
It's the truth though \(｡◕‿◕｡)/ (pease lieke this poost c:)
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Having “I’m a decent person” in your pinned post while your entire personality is dedicated to being an uninformed asshole is so funny
haavin “i’m a d. eecent person” in oyur pinned poost while your eentire peerssonality is deidccated to bein an uni.,fnormde asshol esi so ffunny
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Absolutely yes and by the way I now poosted a brief crack fic if you woudl like to read with chevalier and clavis hope you will find it funny 😉😏
OH NOO this became one of those "aha! A fic of Julie she hasn't told me about! I'm gonna surprise her and read it" BUT I LEFT IT FOR LATER AND NOW IT'S NOT A SURPRISE 😭😭 still cant wait to see it 👀 you know how much i love crackfics!!
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Chapteer Seex of Le Deesteence
(Some of it under KR, Read tag warnings before treadin’!)
#CW: BLOOD PUKE#fan fart#le distance#mid g2 au#metalocalypse#dethklok#nathan explosion#if that written link is wrong im gonna. funny scream#l8 nite poost
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When bath bombs were first getting popular some dude on reddit made a joke like “hi guys look at my cool new bath bomb” and it was just instant ramen and it was a funny joke but there was this whole discourse about how it was fundamentally misogynist to poke fun because bath bombs were something women liked but it was just a funny joke. Anyways I think about that sometimes and I think about it specifically now since there seems to be a trend where we actively try to shame people for making nonsense discourse over every little thing
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Like and subscribe to this post if you want me to post my drafts
#theres 3#2 are tiktok ideS#and 1 is a poost idea#but they read like crack#anyways goodnight#im going ro stop myself from posting before i lose all 6 of my followers#im jk theres at least 7 of u#🤢🤢🤢#ok i was gonna put hearts but then i accidentally hit that and like#kinda funny#ok goodnight#💖✌#crack post
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can yall act normal and like make a joke with children involved not sexual
#like i just saw this poost with tetsutetsu and kirishima and it was funny#until they were like gross sexy making out at the end for thepunchline#and like ath rubs mewrong...
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You Were Like A Mother To Me
I haven't poosted fanfic on tumblr in a longtime like this so enjoy
Barbara watched as the young girl sparred with Tim. Though Tim really wasn't a match for her at all.
She had showed up out of nowhere and helped the team out from time to time. Barbara started letting her into the clocktower whenever. And then Barbara let her move in with her a few weeks ago.
The girl went by no name. Barbara wanted to change that.
"Hey you!" She yelled at the pair.
Tim looked at her only to be punched in the face by the girl.
"Not you Robin. Go get an ice pack while I talk to her." Barbara said.
"Uh, okay Oracle." Tim said.
"You can call me Babara, this isn't patrol." She said.
"Yeah okay." Tim said as he left the room.
"So you need a name." Barbara said.
The girl just pointed at a bin of batarangs.
Barbara shook her head. "No, not that kind of name. A civilian name. Like I'm both called Oracle and Babs."
The girl just smiled. She barely spoke and even when she did it was small words.
No. Yes. Stop. Him. What. Me. Eat. Bad. Good. Fight.
The only words the girl ever said. And many of those were in her sleep when she had nightmares she couldn't form into words when she was awake. Barbara has been trying to teach her sign language but no matter how hard the girl tries something is off.
"I came up with a list of girl and unisex names that aren't terrible." She held up a piece of paper. It was a list of names that Barbara had once been through herself and in the end she chose Barbara, after her mother.
The girl moved closer to Barbara as she began reading off names. "Abigail. Allison. Amy. Angel. Barbara."
The girl was looking at her funny.
"Yeah you could be Barbara too. Barbara Junior. BJ… oh no. Nevermind. Wow I never thought about that. Okay next name is Bette. Billie. Brittany. Callie. Candance. Carly. Cassandra. Ca-"
The girl grabbed the paper. "Yes." She said.
"Ca?" Barbara asked, confused with no response.
"Cassandra?"
The girl looked at her and smiled.
Cassandra looked at her and smiled.
Barbara smiled back. "Cassandra. I like it. It was one of the names that made my top five list along with Amy, Thelma, Bette, and of course Barbara."
Cassandra blinked at her.
"You know how we called you a boy when you were first brought to the clocktower. When you had been shot in the leg."
Cassandra nodded.
"Well, people thought I was a boy for ten years." Barbara said.
Cassandra nodded.
"You're like me." Barbara said.
Two weeks later she handed Cass a mask. "You're like me, Cassie. You're Batgirl."
"Babs." Cass said.
Barbara stared at her as she signed a B and touched Barbara with her other hand.
"Holy shit. You said my name. Cassie, I'm so proud of you." Barbara hugged the new Batgirl.
Barbara didn't mention the moment to anyone when Cass showed off her Batgirl suit. It was her special moment with Cass.
"She looks almost as good as you did in the ears." Dick said.
Barbara rolled her eyes and smiled. "In my opinion… she looks better."
She really did even though it wasn't anything like Barbara's old costume. In all honesty it was better and more appropriate.
"Enough there's work to be done." Bruce said.
When Cass began to understand everything Barbara said and talked about; she was surprised but not upset.
However Cass seemed upset.
It was weeks before she found out about a psychic messing with Cass's mind. Now that. That made her a bit upset. Even if she was glad she could communicate with Cass better, it still involved changing Cass's mind.
But then they were at the point that Cass didn't seem to care anymore. She was still better than anyone at what she did.
"Hey, Cassie, can I ask you a question?" Barbara asked.
"Yes, you can. What is it?" Cass asked, looking up from a children's book that Barbara bought her.
"Before you could really understand… how did you know you were a girl?" Barbara asked.
Cass blinked. "I did not. I just knew he and him and boy felt wrong."
"And how does girl and she and her feel?" Barbara asked.
"Better. Gender is not something I understand but being a girl is better than being called a boy."
"Could you be nonbinary?" Barbara asked.
"What is that?"
And that was the night Barbara helped Cass figure out somethings. For one, while Cass was nonbinary, she was girl aligned so she still was good with she/her pronouns.
One day she found Cass staring out the window.
"Cassie? Are you alright?"
"Yes. No. I think I messed up a friendship."
"With who?"
"Steph."
"Oh, sweetie, what happened?" Barbara rolled over to where Cass was sitting.
"I kissed her."
"Oh? What did Steph do?" Barbara knew Cass had only kissed one person; that was Superboy and she had only kissed him because she had thought he was a girl named Kon-El. She didn't hear the Superboy part.
"She kissed me back but then pulled away, said 'holy shit' a few times." Cass frowned.
"And then?"
"She got a call from her mom and had to go home."
"Why do you think you ruined your friendship with her?" Barbara asked.
"Because she said holy shit. Shit is something bad."
"Cassie, no. Holy shit is a phrase that people use for many different reasons. I think Steph likes you a lot. You should ask her out on a date."
"A date?"
"Yes. Like dinner at a restaurant. Some place semi nice. Nothing fancy. There's a diner not too far from here called Al's. It's 1950s themed." Barbara said.
"And Steph would like that?"
"You asking her on a date, hell yeah. The diner? I don't know but I know it has good food including waffles all day." Barbara smiled.
"Okay. I will go ask her on a date."
"Right now?" Barbara asked.
Cass nodded.
"Considering her first reaction to her dad being a D-list villain was a to become a vigilante, I think that might actually work very well."
Cass came back an hour later with a smile on her face. "She said yes!"
"That's great."
Cass signed a B and pointed at Barbara and then signed thank you.
"For what?" Barbara asked.
"For being there for me." Cass signed.
Barbara smiled.
Cass came to the clocktower late on the night of her date. But she was happy when she did come in with a happy Steph following her.
"I see the date went well." Barbara smiled at the two blushing teens.
"Yes. It did."
When Bruce adopted Cass, Barbara couldn't help but to feel sad. But Cass looked so happy. So Barbara faked happy. But Cass knew. Yet she didn't say anything.
Cass had a parent now. But Barbara couldn't help but to feel like Bruce was taking Cass away from her.
However… Cass was seventeen. She needed to be able to be a semi normal teen. Barbara was almost always being Oracle. And for the most part Cass spent her time training in the clocktower while Barbara worked.
It was better for Cass to live with Tim, Bruce, and Alfred.
Almost a year later Barbara found Cass sobbing on her couch.
"Cassie? What happened?"
"Steph is dead." Cass said.
Barbara's heart broke. Stephanie was impulsive and reckless but she was also so strong and resilient. She was so driven to be a hero and now she was dead.
"Come here." Barbara held her arms out as Cass ran to her.
Barbara held Cass while she sobbed.
When Stephanie turned out to be alive Barbara found Cass training with a punching bag in the clocktower.
"How are you doing, Cassie?"
Cass stopped and looked at her. "I thought she died."
"We all did."
"I wept for her."
"I know."
"I missed her."
"I know."
"I loved her."
"Loved? Or love?" Barbara asked.
Cass frowned. "I don't know. I feel upset and mad."
"And you have the right to be. Maybe time will heal this wound." Barbara said. Cass just gave her a slight smile.
And time did heal the wound.
Barbara smiled as she did Cass's hair. "You make a beautiful bride."
"Thank you. And thank you for walking me down the aisle."
"Not really walking more like rolling. But it's no problem. I know that with Bruce being dead things might be harder but I'm glad I'm here for you since he can't be." Barbara said.
"I would have you roll me down the aisle even if he was alive."
"What? Why?"
"You are like a mother to me, Babs." Cass said before signing a B and the word mom.
Barbara smiled slightly. "Thanks, Cassie. You're like a daughter to me."
Barbara held Cass's hand as they went down the aisle. Cass wore a bright white lace tea dress while up at the front Stephanie wore a sparkly blush dress. They were both so beautiful.
Barbara felt tears building up in her eyes as Cass and her got to the end. Cass gave her a hug and whispered, "I love you, Babs."
"I love you too, Cassie." Barbara whispered as Cass moved to her place next to Stephanie.
#stephcass#barbara gordon#cassandra cain#cass cain#cassandra cain wayne#cassandra wayne#batgirl#oracle#tim drake#stephanie brown#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#nightwing#red robin#robin#black bat#dc fanfic#dc super heroes#dc comics#red rose writes#fanfic#femslash#trans#pride month#lesbians#gay#lesbian
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omfg at this one waterpark there was this thing where you grab a bar and zipline safely into the water, except when I tried to go on it I ended up losing my grip and I fell from the really high up top into the water and there were like 5 different moms running over to see if I was still alive but I was completely fine
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reblogging and adding nothing to a poost but "why is this so funny" is basically tumblrs laugh track. dont @ me
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funnyman communism is when poosts get reposted on tumblr and viceversa. funnyman capitalism is when popular blogs see a funny post and make a kinda funny addition but get all the credit for the post
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the problem with going to sleep at small child hours is that i wake up at 7 am still and there is nothing to do but exist and it’s not like there’s usually anything else stopping me, i could just stay there forever but i don’t, i never fall bacl asleep because i’m a fucking idioot the earlier i try to stop this the more time i have to do when i wake up tomorrow and that doesn’t feel good and waking up later doesn’t feel god either but i don’t know if less bad or equally as bad but it feels like something i should be avoiding regardless because i know it’s just more time i’ll waste weventually theres nothing even fun about staying up anymore no reasoin to do it probably never had a reaosn but you know i need to make the owords just go sometimes that’s the way it happens these poosts none of them really mean anything i just have to make compromises for the words i say sometimes I don’t even have a crazy man to argue with and go crazy over and cry for hours on end and go to sleep at 4 am for, actually that’s funny the first time in my life i ever stood up until 4 am was because of him,
because the internet never turned off so my limits suddenly just stopped existing and i was very disoriented then.i when it went away it felt very cold like OH FUCK I FROGOT nothing matters and it was like just psychological blue balls basically and i always went to bed alone at night with horrible thoughts and sensations and staring at that dark room alone at night
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The first time I watched part two there was that scene where one of the big naked dudes is about to do the death ring thing to Joseph and the line in the dub was like “I’ll give you a hint it’s not a wedding ring” and for a split second I genuinely thought they were about to reveal a cock ring plot twist
#i make poost#I was gonna be like damn they weren’t kidding about this shit being gay#also I don’t remember which pillar man it was#don’t @ me unless it’s to tell me how funny I am
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When u want to draw but u got like 2 hours of sleep last night and worked 10 hours today 🙃
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