If you gay you guy but if your not gay your not gay but if you act gay your not gay but if you don't act gay your gay so if your gay your gay but if your not gay your not gay but if you say your not gay defensively then your gay but if you gay you gay for gays.
The fact that I was able to understand that really proves that I have adhd
Historians will post a biography about an Ancient Greek dude and be like:
His name was Gleartor Kursian and he lived with his best friend named Adonis Aetos. They were commonly recognized as being best friends by the public and were very passionate about their friendship. They shared a bed together because of how good friends they were. Their friendship was very strong and they would often attend normal parties and get drunk with other males as a sign of friendship, but they were both single their entire lives.