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ideeperscrittori · 1 year
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CARO AFFITTI
SALVINI – Sul caro affitti non c'è tempo da perdere. Questa maggioranza ha fallito.
– La Lega è nella maggioranza.
– E allora chiederò al governo di agire. Daremo la sveglia ai nostri alleati.
– Lei fa parte del governo.
– E allora creerò un dipartimento per l'edilizia.
– C'è già.
– E allora creerò un dipartimento per capire qualcosa del mio lavoro.
FINE [L'Ideota]
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goolden · 7 months
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breve storia triste:
un certo Riccardo mi scrive un'email dicendo: "ciao, in allegato il documento che mi hai chiesto" ma, spoiler: l'allegato non c'è
gli rispondo sdrammatizzando perché a tutti è capitato di dimenticare di allegare file e sentirsi stupidi, e scrivo: "ciao Simone, non vedo alcun allegato, mi sa che è volato via :D" mi sono quindi successivamente corretta, scrivendo: "Riccardo* / È venerdì per tutti noi"
ma perché faccio 'ste figuracce? 😩
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noneun · 1 year
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Rispondere “anche a te”
al cameriere che dice buon appetito.
Fatto ✅
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u-more · 2 years
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Biden che legge da un ‘gobbo’. (Scusate. 😅)
Basata sull’ultima gaffe di Biden (e sul calciomercato bianconero): ANSA, La Stampa, La Repubblica, AGI.
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bulletinobserver · 4 months
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David and Victoria Beckham enjoy a lavish NYE lunch at the Ritz with her parents as he pokes fun at THAT 'working class' gaffe: 'My mother & father in law left in their Rolls'
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David Beckham poked fun at his wife Victoria as he gave fans a glimpse at his New Year celebrations on . . . Read the full article
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leblogdejennifer-fr · 6 months
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Gaffe. 😊
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faultfalha · 8 months
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At a recent GOP debate, Vivek Ramaswamy had a major gaffe. This could be a big problem for the party now. Ramaswamy is a rising star in the GOP, and his stumble could jeopardize his chances of becoming a major player in the party.
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themetalhiro · 1 year
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Its almost too easy.
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restonscalmes · 1 year
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Message d'amour
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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ideeperscrittori · 2 years
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La gaffe che facciamo più spesso dice molto di noi.
Prendete la mia, per esempio.
Alcune persone si sono riunite per un'occasione speciale. Una di queste persone sono io.
Dopo un commovente preambolo su temi pregni di significato esistenziale, qualcuno finalmente dice «e ora brindiamo» proprio mentre sto vuotando il bicchiere e tutti mi lanciano uno sguardo tipo «sei sempre il solito». (Faccio spesso anche questa: situazione praticamente uguale, ma il discorso è più lungo e al momento del brindisi mi sono già scolato mezza bottiglia.)
– L'Ideota
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incognito-princess · 1 year
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Dude on National TV just said, "Wrap the weiner!" when making NYE appetizers on the morning show!!!
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shhtickerbook · 1 month
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Abigail bathtime!!!!
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oufrelou · 21 days
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me every single day brotha
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don-lichterman · 2 years
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'Selfishness' of American troops: Joe Biden called an 'embarrassment' for gaffe in Saudi speech
‘Selfishness’ of American troops: Joe Biden called an ’embarrassment’ for gaffe in Saudi speech
President Joe Biden is being trolled for misspeaking while delivering a speech on the final day of his trip to the Middle East. Biden used the word ‘selfishness’ instead of ‘selflessness’ while talking about American troops. This latest gaffe comes shortly after Biden stunned listeners in Israel as he spoke of the “honor of the Holocaust”, before correcting himself and saying, “horror of the…
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room42 · 2 years
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BBC News apologises for live ticker gaffe
BBC News apologises for live ticker gaffe
A rogue message appeared on TV screens at 9.35am on Tuesday – before being sprawled across social media moments later. BBC viewers were left in hysterics after an intern wrote “Manchester United are rubbish” on the ticker of their live news channel. The message appeared on TV screens at 9.35am on Tuesday – before being sprawled across social media moments later, The Sun reported. The BBC anchor…
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