#gagged typing that

[demobatman]

every time i see someone refer to el as "jane" it makes me wanna go check if my doors are locked. unsettling.

#respectfully your vibes are Rancid #especially after season 4 like the whole thing is that el is her chosen name why are yall being freaks #'its her legal/given name' ok then why does sign to mike as el then #like that is Her Name. #also its trans symbolism #plus ratio call her el. #el hopper #stranger things #stranger things 4 #jane hopper #gagged typing that

[cattimeswithjellie]

I would never tell any Hermit how to make their own videos, but I am desperately hoping and praying that Mumbo keeps pretending to destroy his slime farm in every episode from here on out, and that he uses the same three clips to do it.

I mean, it was very, very funny by the end of this episode, but it's the sort of joke that just gets better the harder you lean on it. Just make it the magical disappearing slime farm and swear you rebuild it twice a day for funsies. It'll be exquisite by the end of the season when the entire surrounding landscape has been terraformed and is entirely different but he's still using the Week One clips. Please Mumbo, this is the only thing I want from you.

#it is also pretty funny the way some people in the comments clearly did not get the joke #but i was laughing way before that #hermitcraft #mumbo jumbo #can you tell running gags are my favorite type of humor?

[turtleblogatlast]

My favorite reading of Leo’s “indubitably” tell is that it’s not actually a tell, and Leo just plays it up as one so he doesn’t get called out when he really wants to hide something.

Especially since throughout the series we see him lie and trick multiple times without saying the word once.

I like to think that one time when they were kids Leo happened to learn the word “indubitably” and because he tends to repeat new words he learns, he ended up using it at the same time as he was caught lying. He uses the word again later in another lie, and that’s where the association comes from.

OR- counter argument: “indubitably” is one of his tells, but only for unimportant things, especially when said to family. Long plays, particularly ones with villains, are in a different category in his head.

#rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #bro said ‘oh everyone thinks that’s a tell…well I won’t stop them then 💅’ #lil schemer #absolutely a one off gag type of thing but fun to take further #listen my boy is a lil manipulative and u know what he’s so valid for it #dude pulled off the Lair Games 4D chess play like it was nothing he 100% knows what to do to get people to believe what he says and does #actually while we’re down here can we take a moment to recognize how good a planner he is as well #because in many unhappy returns when he’s setting up he and splinters battle #he (on the SPOT) decides to incorporate Big Mama’s guards into the fight as well…because he came up with a plan to use them on the kraken #like please that’s so???? nah I don’t think I’ll ever get over that

[twst-mer]

#hirasaka yuuka #mito yuuta #twst #twisted wonderland #book 2 manga #book 3 manga #i love the way yuuka is a judoka #how yuuka specializes in judo throws--and how that might even be a reference to the way simba throws scar #how part of the philosophy is about overcoming even significantly bigger opponents #how concept art literally says yuuka can lift jack with ease #speaking of jack--i love the way yuuta interacts with jack #laughs and gentle arm touches #how yuuta likely had to deal with a lot of different types in a restaurant and probably reads people like a book #tsundere expert #i wish yuuta wasnt treated so much as a gag character #if my read is right--jack & leona never criticize based on body at least #but a lot of things are gonna happen and could change in book 3 with savanaclaw so im both afraid and hyped #skipping school with jack #giving jack pointers while they work together in mostro lounge #JACK BRINGING YUUTA & GRIM TO SAVANACLAW AFTER THEY GO HOMELESS...SLEEPOVER WITH LEONa... #screaming all night with grim for leona to help them because its all or nothing on their last day in savanaclaw #leona eventually helping out and saying Sorry Azul. You're just not quite as dastardly a villain as Yuuta is. #pls #they bring out the essence of the dorms and foil the overblotters so well!! fave official yuu designs hands down

[inkskinned]

what is considered "beautiful" by society is inevitably sexist, racist, ableist, classist, transphobic, and bigoted. it targets and attacks any perceived difference, and it particularly villainizes women of color while co-opting aesthetics; as if features and cultural norms can be worn as accessories.

and the scary thing! you can see all of these things, know them to be true logically, and also know that you are treated better if you are perceived as beautiful. if you have ever been treated as "ugly", you know exactly how much society reviles you if you don't manage to scamper along and perform to their rules.

and how are you supposed to balance that? do you want a nose job to fix your broken nose, or have you just recently been seeing videos about how many people look better after nose jobs. do you want to lose weight to feel good, or is it that when you lose weight people treat you better. do you want to wear this outfit, or is it just the thing that's least likely to get you harassed. do you want to get lip injections for your reasons or is your whole reason that you don't feel beautiful unless you get those lip injections?

and the definitions shift. the goals get more specific. in the way that you only become aware of your tongue when someone mentions it; parts of your body are introduced as problems. i had never heard the term "hip dip" until about a year ago - and it was in the context of how to get rid of this. i'm 30, i know this shit is invented, and yet! i still find that strange voice saying but do you think someone is going to notice?

how the fuck am i supposed to say "this is my genuine choice i am making for my body" when i also know that years of my life have been spent socializing me to accept this as my inevitable fate? how do i know i'm actually doing this out of love for my body - or am i doing it for how i want others to see me, which will be lovely enough to feel loved? how am i supposed to recover when my unhealthy habits are seen as self-discipline but if i relax i'm openly mocked for "letting time win"? how the fuck am i supposed to say "i'm doing it for me" when i'm also very aware that i'm doing it to stop myself from being teased or demeaned? is it my choice if the other option is being bullied?

we are living in a hostage negotiation - either consent to the demands or spend the rest of your life being treated like you're a despicable person.

#i also have things to say about how gender plays into this #but it became like 1450 pages #so i saved the rest in a draft #btw? hip dips used to be like valued in the 90s & 2000s during the ultra thin craze #which is so fucking wild to me bc i am old enough to REMEMBER that people WANTED them #bc they're literally the shape of your bones. they're your hipbones showing. & you literally CANNOT 'target' that area #that would be like targeting your elbow. it's a fucking JOINT. #it is a place where you either do or do not carry mass. the lower ur bodyfat percent and the higher ur thigh & glute strength #the less that you will carry weight there #which is even MORE fucking cruel bc !!! the type of people who are already trying to improve themselves helplessly #are going to be aware of their body! and ur literally GIVING them an insecurity they LITERALLY do not decide!!!! #“it rounds out ur figure” here's something my guy! maybe people shouldn't have to look uniform and sleek !!! #maybe you just want to fuck a manatee !!! #if we're really at the point that you have to apologize for LITERALLY HAVING BONES..... #like sorry my legs had to connect somewhere in my form :( i will hide that from u. my apologies ur honor #(fashion bloggers gagging bc there's evidence other people have skeletons)

[r26yz]

NG footage

#procreate #type : fanart #genshin impact #kuroko no basuke #knb #genshin #diluc ragnvindr #diluc #childe #tartagalia #neuvillette #wriothesley #jean gunnhildr #jean #my favorite ng gag from knb #no kagami or takao but at least theres kuroko midorima and kise #of and akashi too also riko #knb aired 10 years ago... damn...

[banjo-bugs]

I found these two hiding in the back of my fridge covered in assorted mold and fungus, how do I dispose of them properly?

#hlvrai #gags as I type that #missed them : ) #twizz scribs

[mouselikesclowns]

The second image is my first drawing of him (so a bit oldish) but I never showed him here so here you go

#clown oc #clown #oc #original character #hes a girl failure #type of guy to say “gulp” out loud #he thinks hes a rival for everyone in this clown group hes in but everyone just doesnt want to acknowledge him #THE UNDERWEAR IS A GAG THOSE ARE ACTUALLY HIS SHORTS HES NOT WALKING AROUND IN HIS UNDIES

[itsshawtyfellas]

I want his thighs to crush my head until I can't hear or see anything while I suck his dick and feel his balls on my face until his kids are so damn far down throat I choke on it and feel the taste for weeks.

#you guys i swear- #don't blame me #it's ovulation week #i'm feral #like a rabbid animal that needs to be caged and chained typed of feral #GO GO GO #that's the sound of me gagging on that 12 inch dick #konig mw2 #konig cod #konig call of duty #konig x reader

[qprstobin]

Tommy Hagan I love youuuuuuu people who call you ugly just jealous that you got to press Steve against a car and be horny about it and they didn't

#honestly every fic that has steve go ew tommys not my type gag #ur on my list chester is adorable and made queer tommy canon shhhhh #ur faves could never #also those steves are lying to themselves #walkie chatter #tommy

[bunabi]

the only issue I have with Anders aside from the obvious is that putting an explosive in the chantry instead of the gallows was goofy

the toxic fumes from diy dyeing his coat vantablack soft-locked his neurons I fear

#correct me if if wrong but the gallows was originally a fortress no ? so taking it would be advantageous #take out the barracks > jailbreak the mages > fight and capture the remaining templars #and while theyre scrambling to put reinforcements on a ferry from the city literally just get everyone out on a boat #the gag is that if he actually spent those 6 years being as militant and unstable as fans believe he would have had a better plan #'umm explode the chantry' is not a plan you devise while scheming violent liberation for six years idk thats just how I feel #did not mean to type this much im just thinking out loud hi hello

[chopped-suey]

HAPPYDUO NATION I KNOW Y'ALL ARE HUNGRY!!

#mcyt #GAG WHY DID I JUST TYPE THAT #skephalo #happyduo #doodle #no this isnt an unspoken rules ref #what are you talking about haha #this is my yearly algorithm post #jk this is old as hell used to love their dynamic

[system-threat-detected]

Horizontober day 6: Shine

Alpha dnd game with anime glasses shine

#horizontober2023 #my art #Margo shen #elisabet sobeck #travis tate #horizon zero dawn #hzd #Margo seems the type to minmax damage but also make funny RP decisions #of course elisabet is the dm #Travis is there playing a gag character #Samina is The Note Taker #Patrick is there to be involved but doesn’t really get it #Charles likes to watch not play #naoto plays a bard who recites poetry of course

[jeysuso]

You're not cut out for this. You keep talking about finishing the story, 'April 2nd, I'm gonna finish the story', no you're not! April 2nd is just a moment, it's an opportunity, it's like a lotto ticket for you. Your real moment is on April 3rd, because when you wake up, you're gonna have to look in the mirror. And then you're gonna have to confront that adversity again. Not like you used to, because when you look in the mirror, I want you to make a choice, and I want that choice to be something that your dad could be proud of. Otherwise you're just gonna do what you always do, and run like a little bitch.

#roman reigns #romanreignsedit #wweedit #monday night raw #wwe raw #i was gonna be petty and put 'crowd barely starts cheering' cause i'm 90% sure roman expected them to be louder #and cody's face says it all #but bro this promo was good #he had his ass MARKED. #like cody's comeback wasn't bad i can't lie he had roman gagged #but roman went IN. went INNNNNN. #and then called him a little bitch? oof. tasty. #call me a little bitch daddy type shit #< nobody saw that bye #mygifs*

[cadaverkeys]

what is terminal savant syndrome? if that's alright to ask since its in ur bio

Not a real dx at all- it's just a jokey way of saying "I have autism". Some people do still get diagnosed with "savant syndrome"- in which someone with developmental disorders or head trauma becomes extremely adept in the arts- but it's highly associated with model minority stereotypes of autistic people & "indigo children". It's mostly poking fun at the way people try to add mystique to autism.

#ram asks #anon #the gag of my descriptive tags in my bio is that they get more and more irrelevant #like. name. pronouns...blood type....ennegram result? #eventually ending in a nonsense descriptor #the use of the term ''terminal'' to contrastingly imply that there are circumstances in which autism is curable #which it- obviously - is not #i dont tend to just put any descriptors with my actual dx's in my bio bc i dont rlly want randoms to get my entire medical history lol

[tired-hellowl]

I think part of the reason why helluva boss makes me personally deeply uncomfortably with blitzø as a main character is in partial with the fact that it willingly always portays his alcoholism in positive conjunctions with his employees around him and is never called into question or blame.... like at what point is stolas going to get over some drunk imp bastard that doesn't even consider to ever care about him, when he shouldn't in the first place when the relationship is built upon a throne of literal lies acting like an imp and a royal being together is absolutely disgraceful and classist in one scene and then the next they're just teehee'ing in the field of flowery hell as if these dark themes aren't brought up so passively and never handled....

As a poor queer person who has actively been in the slums with alcoholics around me and consumed most of my past upbringing at some point I turn to just watch something else given that, Blitzø is a low life scummy stalkers imp that doesn't even bother to ever care about anyone else's reasoning or emotions-besides his own and it is proven over and over and over in every. Fucking. Scene. Because he's the 'main character'

Sober up and get over yourself the show isn't about anything else then Brandon Rogers voicing a dicksucking imp because 'haha laugh at the fairy-gay boy who can't even get his own boyfriend'

#anti vivziepop #fucked up #helluva boss critical #anti helluva boss #helluva critical #and ive never watched a brandon rogers video in my life i dont know who he is but i do not respect him or his work #vivziepop could have went with any other voice actor out there #he seems like a diet shane dawson to me sorta thing yknow???? so why would she choose someone like that to animate? #who purposefully always makes fun of drag queers and queer 'personality types' as a whole comedy skit to point and laugh at #at what point are we going to admit that helluva bosses writing is so flawed not because of bad storytelling but because its just a bad sho #it cant even do basic act of three story telling or visually interesting gags or quirks aside from 'pretty characters on screen go aaaa' #go support murder drones or lackadaisy or bigtop burger or ONE #or literally anything else besises vivies shite #anti brandon rogers