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givemegifs · 1 year
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ickypuppi3 · 2 months
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# hint: don’t lie to a guy about the whereabouts of his kid stepsister
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Between the hotvintagepoll, the vintagestagestars poll and the vintagetvstars poll, my conviction that people were just hotter last century is getting increasingly cemented
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reegis · 2 months
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Are you ok? My favourite mechs artist has been quiet recently
im am SO so sorry i havent been able to post in so long aaa.. at the moment i am very much not okay, unfortunately a lot of things have gone poorly very quickly but hopefully its only a temporary set back!!
tldr i finally managed to get a full time job a month & a half after moving and my car broke down for the last time almost immediately upon hiring so i now have to walk ~2hrs to and from an 8 hour shift every day + more personal stuff,, the pain & stress is Not fun for my back problems or mental health :,^)
hoping to get the bike my mom leant me repaired as soon as i have my first paycheck or 2, so fingers crossed that will make a huge difference
i have still been slowly working on comms in whatever free time i get but its slow going 😔 ty everybody for your patience & sorry again for not being online!
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oldshrewsburyian · 5 days
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I lost Too Much in round 3 of @hotvintagepoll (Olivia de Havilland! BETTE DAVIS!) and will in consequence plan to vote early and be maximally obnoxious in support of my preferred Hot Vintage Ladies from now on.
To all my followers: I am sorry; you are welcome; you have been warned. To my fellow disappointed voters: do you want to cry and rewatch The Letter about it?
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yuwigqi · 2 months
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Batfam members by which obscure Olympic Sport(s) they would be (its a stunt for charity or something):
Bruce: His inquisitive nature leads him to ask: Is there a limit on how many Sports You're Allowed to Compete In? Not for him. He wins gold in Golf, Diving, Badminton, Greco-Roman Wrestling, Ice Dancing with Cass (she's not going to prom of course, so this is his best chance at a father-daughter dance) BMX Racing, Men's Skeet (he has nothing against sport shooting! Honest!), Dressage, and Weightlifting (wait? 860 KILOS??), and Beach Volleyball (Dick is his partner). In fact, he already did sports with Dick and Cass! Why not all his kids! Badminton with Bette (she's basically his niece, come on now), Tennis with Jason, Luge with Tim (Tim literally falls asleep on top of him), and 3x3 Basketball with Damian and Duke.
Kate: Kate runs a poll on twitter asking for the "Straightest sport possible" and that's how she ends up doing a fucking 50 kilometer race walk. Why the fuck is walking an Olympic Sport?? I don't know Kathy, its for charity, just do it please. So for one day, Kate turns into Karen, and speed walks 3. Fucking. Hours. Kate is tempted to melt her Bronze of course its fucking bronze medal down into parts for nose piercings out of malic
Luke: Obvs wants to go into a combat sport. Which is why Dick purposefully tells he he wouldn't be able to do anything else, and dares him to try Artistic Gymnastics. He gets Gold in Rings and Silver in Pommel Horse and Vault
Dick: Dick wants to challenge himself by doing the other Gymnastics he's never done. So he signs up for Rhythmic Gymnastics! But...it's a women-only sport. Which is why Dick comes out as genderfluid and is a woman specifically for the games (cue Tim being fucking furious at Dick about enforcing negative stereotypes). And naturally, Dick wins. But also....you know...he kind of really feels...empowered with she/her pronouns. Like....it feels right. And thus, it took winning an Olympic Sport for Dick to realize he was bigender all along.
Bette: She's like actually a Tennis player, so that. Also, she idolizes Dick and wants to impress him with her super good Gymnastics skills. After winning the gold she bites it in tradition, and it actually bends. She actually ended up with a fucking poorly made tin medal fuck this is so embarrassing noone look at me
Babs: Curling, another weird fucking sport. It's basically like shuffleboard on ice. And honestly, like, its not an athletic sport. Honestly, you probably could do it in a wheelchair. And a huge part of it is technique and intellect. It was MADE for Oracle. After she wins Tesla reachers out for a sponsorship deal to make a robotic wheelchair, and Babs makes a working spaceship just to fucking spite Elon. She also hacks X and removes all the X branding, literally turning it back into Twitter.
Jason: I kid you not, in 2024 they will add competitive breakdancing To the Summer games. Jason is on the first U.S. team. It...you know there were worse ways to make money on the streets than street performing...and you know...it was fun too...I made like $74 one day outside an iHop. No shit fuck Babs don't look for it please don't fuck no please
Tim: Skateboarding has also been recently added to the Olympics. Tim isn't allowed to put his Superboy stickers on it because Young Justice happen to be involved in several international incidents.
Steph: Everyone remembers Steph lived in Africa, but no one even bothered to ask her about it, much less ask which country. Ethiopia, thank you for asking. Curious how they offered her citizenship right after she announced her Olympic plans. Steph wins gold in Speed Skating, giving the continent of Africa its first ever medal in the Winter Games. (She mentions this every single time possible)
Dami: Modern Pentathlon is by far the weirdest fucking sport in existence, but Dami loves it. He gets to swordfight, shoot things, and most importantly. meet a horse.
Cass: Karate kata. Cass in a combat sport would just be unfair, so she does the Kata, just showing off the execution and form. Ice Dancing with Bruce, as mentioned earlier. Her outfit is based on the Black Swan, of course. Frustratingly Bruce is much better at it than her, and she's unsure why. Until it dawns on her she's competing and he's having fun with his daughter. After she stops caring about scores, they two get the highest score in history.
Duke: Artistic Swimming. 2024 is the first year men will be allowed. "No Bruce, I'm isn't going to use my powers to see easily in the water, god." And showing off his abs to that pretty girl in his Women's Studies Elective is definitely not part of his choice of sport. Nope. (She's turned off by his puberty acne, and Duke cries in his room for 8 days straight)
Harper: No Bruce. No Steph. Fuck you Cass. No. No. No. Hey Harper, just wanna let you know, as part of the charity thing, we're doing a gala, and Bernard's busy. Do you think Cullen would like to go?...Fine Tim, I'll do it, for Cullen. Harper of course needs to do something to make an impact though. If she's gonna do this shit, she might as well have fun with it. Which is why she starts a one-woman crusade to add a new sport. It takes petitions, conferences, and a few million dollars in charitable donations to the IOC...but a new sport is added, and Harper Rowe because the Olympic's first ever gold medalist in Sumo Wrestling.
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patriamrealm · 24 days
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Volo sees Arceus aspect Akari and Explodes straight up, wailing and screaming up at the uncaring heavens, man becomes an entire drama studio etc.
Pretty much yea! Goes whole "If I kill her then Arceus will see me as the better one and choose me!" completely off his rocker.
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imdawndenbo · 1 year
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I'll be there to love you each and every night and all through the day, day, day, day
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puthyflapps · 1 year
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Three seasons of Gen Q and they couldn’t touch this 4 min scene
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flamingredanon · 1 month
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"I once thought of you as my weaker half, the part of me that I needed to be rid of so that I could lead the Toppat Clan without weakness.
However I was foolish in that decision and paid dearly.
But you Henry, you have done what I could not and shown yourself as not only the stronger half between us...
...but you have become your own person throughout your struggles."
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gamerwoman3d · 6 months
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◜ mk1 Sub-Zero: sexiest angst trope?◞
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Arranged marriage trope Bi-han this, yandere trope Bi-han that. Meh. It's okay, I'll read it, but I hope I'm forgiven for saying it's mid, and we can do better. IF you're going into that dramatic angsty dubious consent shizz with this man AT LEAST GIMME-
[Spicy/Explicit after the cut 🔞]
Gimme a trope where you're tied together and thrown in the same cage by a powerful mutual enemy who matched you to Bi-han as a breeding pair.
Can you even imagine 🥵🥵🥴😫😫
You know how many motherfuckers want Bi-han in captivity in that damn game? The entire royal family of Outworld. Nitara. Scorpion, Smoke, et al. Probably Ashrah. You get your pick of big bads and big neutrals and big goods. Everybody hates Bi-han 😆
Shang Tsung would do it though. He's the one most likely to snap and decide he needs cryomancer babies for some reason and also, canonically, the only one who managed to capture and chain up Bi-han in the past. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN LIU KANG WOULDN'T.
And I just wanna imagine what he'd be like if he were tied against someone else's body. The struggle to escape, the squirming, the apologies, the compassion and admiration he'd feel for the other person. The total inability to hide arousal, or lack thereof...
And what about the angst if the reader breaks down and asks for him to go through with it? If the reader relents and says it's okay, gives little permissive butterfly kisses, because they realize they can buy more time if they look compliant? The delicious inner turmoil where his whole body is saying yes and no at the same time, like standing on both the gas pedal and the break pedal to see which one gives way first.
He was so calm when Shang Tsung had him chained up. Which makes it that much more intense if he actually loses his composure in the situation. And if he kept his composure the whole time, THAT IS STILL SO HOT.
Also working together with him to get untied from each other... Fire.
[Need more MK1 smut? Check the pin 📌]
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citrus-soda · 29 days
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insert "turning frogs gay" joke here
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kronothereal · 3 months
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Uzi Doorman as a Disassembler
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txsolittl3 · 1 year
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I’m going to stay here forever, thank you.
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isa-ah · 1 month
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been thinking about isaiah’s hospital stay after his leg gets amputated. his friends keep him smiling =‘)
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fereldanwench · 1 year
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teasers for an upcoming photo story 🧡
mods: valerie's top ⚠️ do not reupload or edit my shots without my permission ⚠️
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