#goncharov movie post

[eeveearoace-creative]

Since Goncharov is trending again, I want finally to share the poster I made a few months back! Unfortunately, I couldn't find the original image I used to create it (I looked for the photo, I really did! But I lost a record of it when I got my new computer). But anyway! Please enjoy this poster. I like it a lot :)

[Image ID: A movie poster for the fake movie "Goncharov". There is a black-and-white photo of a clock-tower. Near the top, text reads: "Martin Scorsese Presents / Goncharov / A film by Matteo JWHJ0715". A bit below that, text reads: "Robert De Niro as Goncharov / Harvey Keitel as Andrey Daddano / Cybill Shepherd as Katya Goncharov". Text near the bottom reads: "Domenico Procacci - Producer, Roy Walker - Set Designer, Micheal Kaptan - Costume Designer, Sophia Loren - Actor (Sofia Daddano), John Cazale - Actor (Joseph "Ice Pick Joe" Morelli), Al Pacino - Actor (Mario Ambrosini), Gene Hackman - Actor (Valrey Michailov), Lynda Carter - Actor (Dancer #2)". In the corner there is a logo for "Tumblr Studios", as well as an "R" age rating - "Restricted - Under 17 required accompanying parent or adult company". End ID]

#goncharov #goncharov movie #goncharov movie post #art #my art #movie poster #unreality #i mean. i did make this poster. but goncharov as a thing isn't real #not writing #not fanfic

[nyaslashthreat]

shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set

#edit i remembered this incorrectly #i confused robert de niro with al pacino he was actually what tipped my dad off #i'll be honest i've never seen the godfather? the only mafia movies i've watched are goodfellas and 1996 lesbian masterpiece bound #so i'm not really familiar with the genre lol #EDIT AGAIN IF ANYONE CARES: I HAVE SEEN GODFATHER PART I AND II NOW. I KNOW HOW WRONG I WAS. WHY DID THIS GO UP 500 NOTES IT'S BEEN MONTHS #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #eddie genius posting

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: the greatest mafia movie

There's so much lore. An original soundtrack (masterlist here, thanks to @thisisnotjuli). It all began with a pair of boots. Then, a movie poster by @beelzeebub:

And here's how it's going:

@ms-musers:

@lspy:

@monsterhospital:

@waldwynde:

@fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

@mjulmjul:

@marella-moon:

@holl-horse:

@bricktoygrapher:

@greenscircus:

@theshitpostcalligrapher:

@sweetdollface:

@onion-souls:

@onemagpie:

@gregspectations:

@mimiadraws:

@flurgburgler:

@shrugsinchinese:

@runfreebirdrun:

@when-sanpape-arts:

@marblellous:

@ynngaa:

@vanwizard:

@inthefallofasparrow:

@1percentcharge:

And lastly, before she was Wonderwoman, @reallyndacarter was "Dancer #2." She has kindly revealed this hitherto unreleased photo from the world premier of the film:

Obsessed with Goncharov? Need more? If you want to join in, please be sure to use the tags #goncharov (for posterity) and #unreality (for those who need it). Take care out there!

#tumblr tuesday #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #gonchposting #the greatest mafia movie ever made #unreality #this post is so long #it's a #long post

[freshmoviequotes]

Goncharov (1973)

#goncharov #martin scorsese #robert de niro #movies #film #quotes #disregard this post #1973

[its-tea-time-darling]

im sorry, we turned your boyfriend into a mole. yeah and all of tumblr‘s interested in him now. sorry

edit 9/12/23 11.22 CET

and so it begins…

fic1, fic2 @pathsofoak ao3 tag. Mole Poem @thaliaisalesbian . fic by @tourmelion .

update:

ao3 link. please vote for mole scene in most underrated goncharov scene poll

#come on everyone we can make this a thing #send me any fic you write for mole interest and i‘ll add it to the post #mole interest #tumblr boyfriend #ao3 #mine #goncharov #unreality #< goncharov is not a real movie tumblr made it up #i dont think it’s gonna happen but on the off chance it will: nyt if you link to my blog again without asking me #i WILL have to write omegaverse molefic to spite you again. and it’ll all be YOUR fault #updated the ao3 screenshots bc me and my friend decided to include the mole interest op in the fandom tag #same as was done for goncharov y'know

[mjulmjul]

Katya / Goncharov

#yeah ik ive posted them before sorry but i REALLY like how these look together #martin scorsese #goncharov #artists on tumblr #illustration #unreality #<— posters for a ‘movie’ that doesn’t actually exist but is a tumblr meme in which everyone pretends it does&makes content for it #fascinating how we’re immediately personable w katya by knowing her first name while only knowing goncharov’s surname keeps us at a distanc #combined with him being the only major character to go by a moniker it emphasizes just how much he's been consumed by the role he plays #who is goncharov? does he know and keep it secret? or has he too lost his sense of identity? #it's reflected in these posters as we SEE katya but goncharov remains elusive - yet clearly time is running out for them both #lakjdklf ok im done now i never post meta on here so im having fun with the fictional movie #btw I updated both of the illustrations compared to the original posts but will leave those as they were #woudl be cool if my post showed up. u can do it tumblr

[cloverboyblue]

listen i didn’t even participate in goncharov but how is tiktok’s fake movie already so much worse. there’s like eighty named characters and no discernible plot. despite being an 80s horror movie it is het. no analysis just “guys that one scene got me fucked up” or “i think (new character i made up) deserved better”. personally i think they’re not committing hard enough

#zepotha #goncharov #also if you let every person who posts about it make up a new character you are very quickly going to have an unimaginable amount #of characters. which is simply not believable #like an 80s horror movie?? should not have more than 20 named characters at MOST

[vanwizard]

okay i will admit i enjoyed these three in the like. one scene they were actually all on screen together.

sofia voice shut up and get the fuck out goncharov, i’m gonna fuck your wife now.

#'sofia played an objectively small part in the film' SHE PLAYED AN OBJECTIVELY LARGE PART IN MY HEART. #i was going to make a post earlier today being like if i make goncharov fanart will you guys be mad at me but then i was like. oh well :) #goncharov (1973) #goncharov #katya goncharov #myart #unreality #okay goncharov spoilers --> #this is so funny to me. i woke up this morning and genuinely had a second wehere i was like. did people find out the shoe movie was #like. real??? or something??? but i like that we're just doing a collective hallucination instead it's fun. #it made me excited to draw something for a nonexistent movie. #irregardless though. #i tagged the original goncharov post also with 'goncharov' (i cant believe how many times ive typed that word lmao) #so if anyone is confused/wants to see the origin of the meme it's there. fake movie. #people are making stuff up about it but posting like it's real.

[lesbianshepard]

me reading a post about non-existent fictional mobsters from a movie that has never existed

#goncharov #look my opinion on goncharov is that it's still funny #i still like the meme #i love the idea of posting your reactions to a film that does not exist #because the beauty is that it's SUCH a great film that all others pale in comparison #written by a man whose mother was italian and whose father was a license plate #i love the art! #i love the idea! #but some stuff is like #you have not seen a mafia movie have you #stop trying to bring it into our reality!!! #you are not going to be able to write the greatest mafia movie that has ever existed #WAIT YOU CAN EDIT TAGS NOW WITHOUT REWRITING #I JUST DRAGGED ONE AROUND AND I CAN EDIT IT????

[almondcroissantsandink]

my little sister got gonched in this year of our lord 2024 and when she brought it up i literally thought she was trying to trick me in some weird delayed goncharov shenanigans. she's devastated it's not a real movie we can watch lol

#comic #personal #goncharov #diary comic #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #i LOST MY MIND when she sent text posts and fanart and I was like ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW #also it was friday and i broke lent because my breakfast bagel came with bacon and i was so so hungry #i cannot believe she wasn't on the goncharov side of the internet when that was going down #and i was like I WORKED ON A GONCHAROV ZINE I GUARANTEE THIS IS A FAKE MOVIE BESTIE

[notgreengardens]

"So choose wisely what you do now because it might be the last time you get to choose"-"I do what Goncharov would do and you know what this means."-"Death. Goncharov has never meant anything else."

Goncharov (1973) by Martin Scorsese | heavydirtysoul by Twenty One Pilots | The Persistence of Memory (1931) by Salvador Dalí, details | Disco Elysium (2019) by ZA/UM Studio

#I am sorry I am still goncharov posting on main but I would have never thought a movie from the 70s would get to me like this #tragic gay subtext always gets to me #even though I am pretty sure this is not subtext anymore #goncharov #martin scorsese #andrey daddano #web weaving #disco elysium

[megamindsupremacy]

#goncharov #mads Posts #Barbie #Barbie movie

[sbeep]

L’ANTOLOGIA (tbr. 2023) Goncharov 50th Anniversary Animated Collection 1.1: Katya

#i heard ryan reynolds is voicing ice pick joe #goncharov #unreality #fake movie #hoax post #sb-art

[lemondoddle]

btw did you guys know that I'm like totally completely normal and regular

[I.D. a photo of a hand holding up a boot with a patch on the tongue for the movie goncharov next to a poster for the same film. End I.D.]

#lane speaks #in a very posting mood today #also i just put the poster up after spending forever trying to flatten it out #it came all rolled up :/ #unreality #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #yeah i guess you could say I'm a bit of a movie buff 😏

[preparetobemildlyentertained]

*sees a clock* oh my god just like in goncharov (1973)

#goncharov (1973) #the way this mafia movie has rearranged my brainnnnnnn #I was trying to find a screenshot from the wedding scene where they linger on the clock next to goncharov for like Slightly too long? #GOD. Martin wtf were you thinking #goncharov #martin scorsese #my post #unreality

[hellsite-detective]

can you find the original goncharov post?

ah, Goncharov. i remember when this movie first released back in '73. an all time classic, to be sure. one of Scorsese's best...

but now wasn't the time for reminiscing. i had a client in here lookin' for the "original goncharov post." now, i'm sure they weren't lookin' for a vhs release of the original film, so i got to lookin'. i quickly found a screenshot of a tumblr user who bought a pair of boots displayin' the title of this classic film. strangely enough, they claimed it was nonexistent. now, i had seen this film multiple times. so i didn't know what the poster was on about. but nevertheless i tracked it down with relative ease by goin' through a reblog.

here's your post! have you seen the film? it's a masterpiece of cinema i gotta admit. have a great day!

Post Case: Closed

#unreality #i never thought id get the opportunity to talk about one of my favorite movies on this blog?? #but here we are! #goncharov #goncharov 1973 #martin scorsese #ask #hellsite detective #post case closed