Nyneave is a girlboss and can have the world
why the hell does rand refer to his dad by full name in his thoughts?
also 10/10 Rand Al’Thor, the Dragon Reborn, panics and fight or flight flings a kettle at a guy
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hey iker bestie im gonna need u to admit if u were hacked within the next 2-3 hrs bc it’s currently evening here and i will be unable to sleep without closure. thnx in advance
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hearing 'good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy' chanted breathlessly over and over while they're ruthlessly pounding you into the mattress. thats it thats the post
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I’m immune to hypnosis actually. I just wanted to do all that gay shit anyway
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Wip
The sin starts before she’s born and it’s her companion to the bitter end as she digs her grave with her own teeth. Her dearest friend, her greatest love in all times in between.
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Convinced my ex boyfriend to play all 3 games. He's doing the voices of the guys, and I'm doing the girls + Monokuma, which has been pretty fun.
Sayaka was just killed and the investigation began at the end of our first session, and he said "Well I'm pretty sure the killer is Byakuya. He was late to breakfast, so it's obviously him. Which is great, cuz I can't figure out a good voice for him."
Lol.
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
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Lil switcheroo AU I couldn't stop thinking about ever since I saw that one drawing by @gattobamboom
Adam's in the role of Amanda, Lawrence's in the role of Lynn and vice-versa
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i could definitely see bcs daenerys going into pro bono law, maybe she’s a law student when she meets kim?
Kim has to go to HHM to chew out Howard for something or other, and runs into a girl hustling in the mailroom who reminds her so much of herself. She has no idea this girl was the heiress to Madrigal and has quite a bit of savings, and is looking for the right cause to fund.
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Who will win the fight for Optimus Prime's love? His canon girlfriend? His worst enemy who's tried to kill him multiple times?? His best friend??? The guy who screams a lot???? Place your bets now folks!!
(Commission for me by the very talented lextodrawstuff! Also, BONUS LMAO)
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me and my friends as fairies...... ft @heraxic !
we all took a test to see what kinda faries we r! i got tinkerer....... lame..........
take the quiz here!
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