#greeb water | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

almightyhamslice · 7 months

Text

Insektober day 9: Seaside

Ambrose and Thoran rest beside the sea at Khord Shore, allowing the local water mites to crawl over them as they lean against each other. Ambrose is a notorious pirate who wishes to be a captain someday, but is held back by his boss. Thoran wants to live a quiet and peaceful life, but always finds herself entangled with the pirates. The two hate each other, and yet they still sit together under the sunset. What must draw them to each other?

Weirdly tender piece between 2 underexplained characters of mine. I absolutely love Thoran and will talk abt her any chance I get, but there's not much of her on this blog! And Ambrose... I straight up didn't post him at all lol! I'll tell you about them right now, then! Also since it's quick, regarding the water mites: they're kind of like pests to the residents of Khord Shore, though some think they're cute and keep them as pets. They're like rats but semi aquatic and arachnids LOL. They're not anthropomorphic, kind of like how the Amorites are in the show.

Ambrose is a spotted lanternfly. I basically designed him as a central villain for a certain episode of my insektors rewrite that I haven't gotten to yet... he's something of a megalomaniac, though his boss usually "keeps him in check"... by manipulating him. He likes to take on a leading role, though often thinks he is held back by his fellow pirates. He knows as well as any other pirate in his crew that it's dangerous for him to fight alone, but he wishes his backup would. y'know. back him up. He wants Thoran to go on raids with him, but she hates the pirate life & wishes to stay out of trouble. It's frustrating-- Thoran's one of the only people Ambrose trusts, but he hates how stubborn she can be!

Thoran is an eastern dobsonfly. She's part of the same rewrite story as Ambrose, though she is more of a grey figure-- she's a Yuk, but isn't allied with the other Yuks around her. She is kind to those who are kind to her, regardless of alignment essentially. Also, she is transgender! Though you may have already guessed that if you're familiar with dobsonflies in real life. Unlike Krabo, Greeb, Moritz, and Zarojo, Thoran doesn't have access to medication so mostly relies on social presentation. Dobsonfly gender roles are interesting as well-- female dobsonflies are expected to be strong and fierce, while males are just supposed to be pretty (their mandibles are purely decorative, they're soft and not good for fighting!)-- so Thoran's been literally fighting her entire life to gain respect from her peers. That's how she lost her eye and part of her mandible! She's actually proud of the jaw scar-- the stump that's left of her mandible looks much more like a cis female dobsonfly's would. She's been thinking about getting her other mandible filed down or cut off, but she thinks it wouldn't be "honorable" or "fair" if she didn't lose it in a real fight. So I guess she has some self-destructive tendencies going on, though she definitely doesn't see it that way-- she thinks she NEEDS to risk her life in order to be viewed as 'valid' by her fellow Yuks. She doesn't have much support, so often results to a life of isolation and reclusivity. My god I rambled a lot abt her LOL. I LIKE HER A LOT OK...

Also to clarify about yuk/krud terminology-- 'Yuks' are an umbrella term for the whole group of Insektors that are dull colors and don't fly, while 'Kruds' are specifically the Yuks that live in Krud City. So every Krud is a Yuk but not every Yuk is a Krud! Joyces and Verigreens are the same-- they're only 'Verigreens' if they live in Flowered City. Also I saw Saw X today finallY!!!! it was so fucking good lol.

#art #traditional art #insektors #insektober #daily drawing #bugs #completed #marker art #pen art #insektors OC #Ambrose #Thoran #water mites #spotted lanternfly #eastern dobsonfly #Yuks #Khord Shore #Yukdom

1 note · View note

ozcanozaltn36 · 7 years

Photo

#water #su #sky under water #blue #h #greeb #green

1 note · View note

breakneckpeixe · 3 years

Text

“Don’t explode don’t explode don’t explode----”

Yes,there is a screeb under the mountain of bubbles. Peixe is leaning back away from the mound, her arms buried elbow deep in the soapy water.

“Oh, this was a bad idea. Greeb I swear if you don’t explode I will give you a whole tuna sandwhich. double decker, with pickled herring just---”

She dry heaves at the feeling of the ether-filled boils, but scrubs at them with a soft sponge.

“Good girl,” She says in a terrified, sing-song voice. “Don’t explode, don’t explode~”

#to the tune of let it go

4 notes · View notes

travelgrameng · 3 years

Photo

Greeb waters and ribbons of waterfalls in dense vefetation🍃🌊🍃 📍Plitvice Lakes National Park, Croatia 🇭🇷 @croatia @croatiafulloflife @croatia_instagram #travel #trip #croatia #croatiafulloflife #plitvicelakes #visit #nationalpark #mountains #architecture #sunset #sundayfunday #marketing #likeforlikes #houses #justinbieber #peaceful #spiritual #goodtimes #girls #beautifuldestinations #billieeilish #travelphotography #travelgram #traveling #girlstyle #bts #fashionstyle #blackpink #fashion #menstyle (at Plitvice Lakes National Park, Croatia) https://www.instagram.com/p/CT2MudNoZ_N/?utm_medium=tumblr

1 note · View note

lululablette · 3 years

Note

greeb

greeg: u drink soda like its water oh god no, i cant, anything fizzy i have to drink slow....

#Anonymous

3 notes · View notes

cuprohastes · 1 year

Text

Lunch In Space Part 5

To be fair, the two Tsin med-tech were being really quite considerate. It's a Tsin thing.

The Tsin eat their honored dead, and thus, the question of whether they could persuade the Human Admin team to let me be dinner was kind of an indicator of high regard.

Either that or the Caf was out of Grottled Greebs and they were snacky.

They also were the techs there to keep the medbay hardware running and not the people who were allegedly treating my case of non-fatal death, so they get a pass on not noticing I was still alive.

The fact I was sitting up without any large chunks falling off told me that the how-to revival guide had been used and nobody had tried throwing hot water on me.

The actual medical team arrived in short order, no doubt alerted by one of the machines that was attached, or possibly by the brief screaming fit from the Tsin.

After an hour or so I was feeling much better, and me and my new tech buddies were shooting the breeze about the station, which had stopped falling apart.

"It's the space squid." I told them.

They politely indicated that I was obviously deranged.

"No really... Say did they bring in all the stuff that was with me? There were a couple of busted batteries."

"I dunno. I guess?" Said one who I'd decided to call Gnax, since that was what he introduced himself as. The other was Gwingbit, by which I determined they were a small male and a small female. Large females traditionally get descriptive names like Walks-In-Sunlight, over in Admin.

Gnax pulled out a tablet and held it in his upper right hand and checked. "Yeah. We grabbed everything in case... you know."

In case it turned into an inquest.

"Sure but uuuuh, you really need to grab those batteries before they get recycled, they may still have evidence - the same thing that got the station got me".

Gnax scampered out eagerly. I got the feeling he was excited to be part of the big story and that his day-to-day wasn't very interesting. While he did that, Gwingbit sidled closer. For someone who looks vaguely like a four armed pangolin with ears way too close to their nose, the body language is often surprisingly human.

"So uh, you know Strong-Like-Sunlight?" She said.

"I cannot say I do... or," I said getting a suspicion, "I might not know that name?"

Gwingbit muttered, "Dave The Human".

Oh right, Dave's actually a Large Female - Not that they're much bigger than the Small females. The names don't really translate well, so it's a sort of... For Dumb Humans label. Tsin have four genders, and I have very politely never asked about how that works.

I never thought of Dave as anything but one of the Daves, but from what I know, I suspect she's actually kind of all that and a purple breadroll by Tsin standards.

"Oh, I'll tell her you said hi!" I told Gwingbit making her day, and then clammed up because Gnax trundled back with a cart, upon which were the smashed batteries.

I had a vague memory of trying to feed my space squid one before going under.

The induced hypothermia pretty much conserved my oxygen and power past the projected point of death, but reading between the lines, everything was tapped out by the time the rescue drone caught up. I got lucky.

We peered at the batteries, and the two Tsin made subtle "crazy human" gestures at each other, so I grabbed one and peered into it. Nothing.

I picked up the other... well well! I dug my thumbs in and eased the already split case open, and lo and behold, there was my little buddy the space squid, tentacles curled, evidently napping after having snacked on the good stuff.

Gnax said something that the translator declined to provide a translation for but it was probably "oh snap" or "Gosh!".

"Who's the crazy human now, huh?!" I said with glee then screamed and dropped Squiddy because he just unfurled and tentacled my fingers a bit.

He tucked and rolled and we stuffed him in a plastic storage tub. I dropped the battery in and then we all looked at each other and felt dumb because this guy and his friends had eaten the station apart, so maybe a little plastic tub was not the impermeable barrier we hoped.

Squiddy on the other hand explored a bit, using it's little silvery tentacles to pet around the tub while we watched and made videos, then went back to nibbling the splayed open battery.

We could see the little grinder it was using to snarf down little flakes.

I was very glad it was a dry battery or we might have had a nasty leak.

And about then, Raxy came screaming in.

You ever heard an Atrix screaming? Not reccomended. For a start, when you see a little guy on his own, it means that things are bad. And I knew Raxy so this was going to be something bad happening to someone I knew.

I knew it was Raxy, he was still wearing his jumper. I - in my spiffy paper pants and shirt - leapt off the bench and almost twisted an ankle.

"Where's Gondy?!" I screeched and Raxy grakked at me, about a tenth of which I got, and hit turbo mode, doing a u-turn and heading out.

I am a highly trained EVA specialist. I can tell a "Timmy fell down the Well" scenario, and I was already moving.

"Call the emergency response team" I yelled as I hurled after the small lizard. There was only really going to be one thing this could be - Gondy was hurt or in trouble.

Three turns and a sprint later he hit one of the bulkheads to a damaged section. The airlock was closed, but through the window I could see Gondy floating just beyond the airlock door on the other side. She was feebly pawing at her helmet which... Grak in a basket, it was cracked and leaking!

I yanked the lever for the airlock, closing the far door and crash equalised the pressure, hauling the door open before the atmosphere had stopped being misty and ploughed in, bare-foot into the freezing cold room to take a closer look.

I was sure Gondy was still alive but I could see she was in a bad way. I couldn't tell if it was an impact or one of the space squid.

"Where's the emergency team?!" I screamed - Gnax was screaming into his tablet and Gwingbit was hauling the emergency cart towards us.

Well, clearly this was not going fast enough and given the fairly traumatic colours Raxy was displaying, he shared my opinion.

I looked him in the eye and said with a calmness I didn't feel; "I'm going out." And then scooped the little guy up and bowled him out the airlock and pulled the door shut, panted deep and hard while I braced... and blew the atmosphere.

OK so things got unpleasant fast. When you crash dump the air out of an airlock, it vents both up and and down from the station, not out the door.

It takes about ten seconds and then the door lock releases and it automatically opens - It's designed on the assumption that if you just pulled the lever for an emergency vent, you really need to get out fast. Think Fire.

Anyway about now my hands were swelling up, and it felt like I was drowning - Pretty much the case since I was screaming, and my lungs were filling with a froth, which itself was expanding and evaporating.

Top tip: Don't try and hold your breath when you depressurise. It will kill you even worse than vacuum exposure, and that's saying something.

In low pressure, water boils and freezes at the same time and I was exhaling all the water that had been keeping my tissues nice and plump.

You don't want to know what it felt like on my eyes. Or my skin.

About now I had maybe thirty seconds before I was dead. Maybe half that before i lost the ability to move.

I lunged and wrapped my arms around Gondy's leg, hauled her into the airlock by yanking back as hard as I could.

As she slid in and the gravity field hooked her she hit the floor and slid... I already was staggering over, mostly blind and kind of hooked my forearm around the big emergency lever: Designed for anyone in a spacesuit to operate: Thank my lucky stars it was, because my hands were swollen up too far to use my fingers.

I wondered why I was still screaming, and realsied the door was shut and the air was flooding back in. I yawped like crazy to equalise the pressure on my ears, tongue swollen up kind of hilariously. I mean I'd laugh but I was having problems breathing around it. Come to think of it, it might be because I just blew out a lot of tiny blood vessels in my lungs too. I wondered if my lungs might be filling with blood.

The inner door opened to show two horrified Tsin. I walked past them and then passed out mid step.

When I woke up, I felt like I'd been sand blasted and there were a lot of tubes in places that didn't normally have tubes.

There's a joke about nurses installing new holes in you if you're not polite and at some point I must have said something bad about coffee, because someone had come along and punched an exciting number of new orifices into me.

I also had a fanclub.

My two adoring Tsin were practically glued to my side, and Gwingbit was making those soft little chirps which is the Tsin way of beaming so wide the top of your head comes off.

"You guys really are space orcs!" She squeeped. "Nobody believes it. you walked into a vacuum, like..." she waved. "If I didn't have the video, they'd never believe it! You're like a... a... I don't know! In one day you got hit so hard it tore the docking rail off, then you discovered the things that ate all the seals on the modules... And then you ran out of air and got frozen and just got up from being dead. And and and then you walked into space and just grabbed Atrix..."

"She's called Gondolier Dottirsdottir. Picked it this morning" I rasped. Wow. This morning? Less than 10 hours ago.

"... and Strong-Like-Sunlight came in to see you..." Gwingbit added. Ah. There we go.

They saved Gondy. Her helmet got cracked by high velocity crap that punched through the wall, stunning her and giving her a slow leak. I don't know how much longer she had but when they got her helmet off, she'd already taken some damage to her eye and face.

Luckily, not more damage than we can deal with, though she was blind in one eye for a month.

I got off lightly! My skin peeled off like a sunburn and I had to spend time on a ton of steroids and on extra oxygen since I slightly freeze dried most of my lungs and throat.

As for the space squid? As near as we can tell they're a Von Neumann machine. They mine, replicate and use a distributed network. They might even be smart, if you get enough together!

When they hit the station they just saw a big lump of something useful and started by stripping out all the most useful things they could find. Which largely was the stuff that held the place together.

There's a frequency they don't like. They poured off the station like you wouldn't believe once we blipped it at them. Who figured that out I don't know.

As for me? Now I just have to live with everyone wearing t-shirts that say "EVA 43: Just Going Out."

They couldn't have used my name?

#HASO #humans are space orcs #humans are deathworlders #Humans being weird little guys #EVA 43 #Lunch in space #Lunch in space part 5 #atrix #tsin

92 notes · View notes

ben-the-hyena · 4 years

Note

bushroot from darkwing duck

Why I like them

I didn't know I would ever like him (see unpopular opinion) and yet here I am. He's just so cute mentally and his will to have a friend or a lover and to be noticed makes us sympathize ! He's not even evil he does evil stuff either to stop being lonely or because he met injustice eitger toward himself or towards plants he loves so much, or to finance his searches and experiments. That poor guy never had luck socially and honestly deserves more. And I love his voice, R.I.P to his voice actor

Why I don’t

The fact I find his design weird aside, what he did on his first appearance was WAY too yandere, I know he's desperately lonely but STILL ! Good it wasn't the first episode I watched of him or I wouldn't have liked him. He heard the girl he loved did have a crush on him too. So ? He tries turning her into the same plant-duck creature he is because he is sure they HAVE to be of the same "species" to work together and her to fully accept him even if she did say she did, despite how much she pleads and screams no and calls for help, then acting all sad when she no longer wants to see him. WOW WAS THE CONTEXT OF "I don't want it !" "Sure you do !" UNCOMFORTABLE OUT OF CONTEXT

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

I love him in that one episode in which he "dies" (he just gets a new body but leaves the previous one in his prison cell) not because of the episode itself which I found "passable" but for how creepy this ability looked. It truely looked like a hollow rotting corpse with no eyes and rightfully spooked everyone HOW DID IT PASS THE CENSORS which was a very interesting view on his plant genes we didn't know before. And the mystery behind it since at the beginning himself was scared of what was happening THAT ADDED TO THE HORROR

Favorite season/movie

I don't have a favorite season for him

Favorite line

"She's a large potato" about his literally potato bride lmao for some reason that just cracks me up both for how normal it sounds like for him and for how much potato is used on the internet to describe people or animals

Favorite outfit

I forgot in what episode he wears that but that lil tuxedo looked cute on him

OTP

BushLiqui. I never thought I would for that ship and yet I did quite quickly. Not only I like their interactions with Liquidator being very bold and sure of himself and friendly in a 1 business man say to him while Bushroot is all introverted and quite startled at someone coming out of nowhere, and they make a good fighting duo in crime, I really love how plants and water go well together (none of them who lose from a relationship) and to imagine the shy lonely guy going with tge bombastic advertisement guy who keeps pushing him to be himself and assertive

Brotp

Surprisingly ? Darkwing Duck. Sure they fight and and see each other as enemies. And yet Darkwing Duck sometimes aknowledges his feelings and doesn't try to hurt them too much, while Bushroot rarely tries to hurt him too hard. What convinced me was that very beautiful scene from the comics where they both discuss calmly smiling about liking people and the meaning of their roles, asking each other how they do, sitting on the grass gazing far away, quiet for a moment. Then nonchalantly concluding with something like "I'm still going to jail right ?" "Ooh yeah totally" but with no animosity as if it were a routine, as if it were their job to do so. Especially since for once in that issue Bushroot did help Darkwing Duck since his botanic finding was going too far

Head Canon

The only one I can think of is NSFW and has to do with how his pistil is on top of his head X'D

Unpopular opinion

DAMN is his design ugly ! No joke : before knowing he was in Darkwing Duck and just browsing DeviantArt, WHENEVER I would see that weird greeb duck with purple hair, I would close the tab for how mucy ridiculous he was. Gotta admit he looks better in action though

A wish

Him to finally fully reform. He never was evil he is just angry and feels injustice, and is lonely. A reason why he needs help. He could be a great superhero

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Him becoming fully evil if he gets to appear in the Ducktales reboot. NO ! Out of character and ruining how even DW kind of pities/likes him in the comics and sends him to jail out of duty only and not ouf of hate

5 words to best describe them

Lonely, misunderstood, grudge, bullied, revenge

My nickname for them

Mister Lonely, Lorax, non-fanservice Poison Ivy

#moi #bushroot #ask #anon #darkwing duck

20 notes · View notes

yonch · 5 years

Photo

im back at it with a bunch of zeldas !! here come headcanons and an extra version of ghostie under the cut

songbird:

so basically im god

her skin!!!!! is dark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no lcouds!!!!!! hsut upgfijaiofbdajiob fa

a liddol.. chubmbnby……….. soft

does not wear that pink dress that you see in game ! its like. the shit in hyrule historia

absolutely atrocious cook. would set water on fire

her hair looks white in correct lighting

angel:

so basically im babie?

ABSOLUTE BEABEBAY!!! SOFT ! ! ! C UTE

collects bird feathers

alignment: baby

stop lookin at me with those big ol eyes

softest hair !! !!

sheik:

so basicallyim gay

GENDERFLUID ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! uses All Pronouns

gay

sheikah training in All timelines Because I Think Thats Hort

can and will die for time as well as al,l of hyrule

second tallest

dawn:

so BASICALLY im LESBIAN

TALLEST ! ! ! ! SO TALL

TRANS ! ! ! GIRL ! ! ! ! !

s. scars from the possessed zelda fight

allergic to cats :(

her eyes look like twilight

serenity:

so basically im nya >:3c

president of the anime club

shadow is vice president of the anime club (that isnt about zelda though)

USED TO PLAY IN THE FLOWERS WITH . GREEb

collects cute bows

cannot choose a favorite color

tetra:

so basically im ,ale

has a gun

her scar is from tripping into a bush but she tells everybody it was from a super cool pirate raid

the other is from ganondorf

makes her own neckerchiefs and scrunchies

keeps a snail in her hair (for shape)

ghostie:

so basically im dead

rodesnts scary

her tiara has their family crest

stupid whispy spirity hair

amnxoety

keeps all her grandma’s scrunchies in a drawer

hope:

so basically im 3d crystal

hair fades from brown to blonde

mob psycho 100

likes bunnies

used to be more freckley but they faded over time

doesnt like locked rooms

silk:

so basically im same face syndrome

strawberry blonde hair from her.. ancestor 👀

oh god ! oh fuck !

doesn’t like modern art

is a fabric connoisseur… “that is Grade A Silk fromt he Highest Qulaity Of Silk Worme”

has a lisp ! ! !

dream:

so basically im sleepie

DREAM IS SMALLEST

chubbyg dhaiogfj hgorl.. cute..

likes the stars ! so much

her brother is a fuckign bastard3e

likes to sleep by candlelight

flower:

so basically im god (redux)

vsauce. michael here

big depresso anxieot

eats dirt on a regular basis

favorite animal frog

ended the cycle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heres an extra Dead Ghostie

1K notes · View notes

glynnehather · 4 years

Photo

More Greebs. #attenborough #attenboroughnaturereserve #wildlife #pond #nature #birdspotting #water (at Attenborough Nature Reserve) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA20b5RH_Yf/?igshid=1k7xyraknl03e

#attenborough #attenboroughnaturereserve #wildlife #pond #nature #birdspotting #water

1 note · View note

outofcontextgamersagainstgaming · 5 years

Text

Speter (a GAG fanfiction)

A Spider-man fanfic, written by 6.5 people in Gag, one line at a time.

Spider PeterBiggus Question Uh – Penned by diego, gecko, Leaxi, rii, katrina, and lovi

Spider-man took a walk. He used all eight of his little spider-feet, to run up a building. Pit pat went the little spider-feet.

“I hope I don’t fall!” He exclaimed. He was nervous, all eight of his spider-palms were sweating.

And suddenly, Doc Ock appears. (Whichone? All of them)

“Hey, peter,” said Doc Ock, “can I ask you a personal question?”

“Yes” he screamed.

“Okay grea- why are you screaming?”

Mider-spam begins to sob.

“Why are you sobbing? That isn’t my personal question, I just wanna know.”

“I’m sorry,” spider-aman says, “I just get emotional sometimes. And my favorite show just got canceled.”

“This also isn’t my question, but what show?” asked Doctor Octagonapus.

“General Hospital.” Said Peter.

“Does it take place in a hospital?”

Peter looks away. “That’s too personal of a question.”

Dock ock smiles and says “well are you ready for my question?”

Spider-man crawls into a nearby air vent.

“Here’s my question” says doc ock as he takes off his mask to reveal…

Doctor Connors! Scolding peter for being late to his class! Doctor Connors took out his Glock and shot peter in one of his eight feet. Peter screams for ten minutes. He ceases his screaming and then pulls away his shirt to reveal a bulletproof vest!

“I was wearing this just in case you decided to shoot me in the chest” Spider-peter says triumphantly.

“You should have had it ON YOUR FEET” doctor Connors says, shooting another foot. He continues to shoot all of his little spider-feet until he only has two left, like a normal boy. “That’s for missing my class, you son of a bitch spider.”

Idontknow I cant breathe

Spiderman put his finger to his lips and thought ‘Hmm maybe he’s right I thought’ why did I say I?

“Don’t put your finger on my lips again,” said doctor Connors. Doctor Connors smacked his fricking little fingers away, and then Doctor Connors’s arm pops off.

Peter looked down at the arm, confused. “Doctor Connors, can I ask you a personal question?”

“Ask question, Peter-man.”

“Now listen, my question is: Do you believe in life after love?”

“Well-“ doctor Connors begins.

But then suddenly, Peter falls out of the air duct, plummeting to the streets below. Doctor Connors watched as Peter fell down to the streets below. “wait I still have to ask my personal question” he said.

“Why is gravity working so well?” said Electro, leaning out of a window in the building next to them. Electro was filing his taxes that day. But unknown to him, the Green Goblin was also in the building, filing his taxes. The Green Goblin’s accountant, Sandman, was also in the building.

Meanwhile, Peter-man finally landed and six of his eight arms fell off on impact. But that’s okay, because he used his regen-ability to grow them all back. Two of Peter-man’s arms didn’t grow back right and fell off again. “Aw beans,” Spider-parker said sadly, holding his two fallen arms.

Doctor Connors, finally getting to the ground also, said, “Ha! You’ve been nerfed, man-parker!”

“Just because I’ve lost two of my arms- doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass, doctor conor.” Said peter.

Gwemj were on a date and they both picked up two of peter’s hands off the floor and high fiving each other with them. They ate them.

Gwen says “wow these fucking suck.” MJ nods in agreement, and then turns and looks in the sky.

Electro, leaning even further out the window, yells down at them, “Grow better arms next time, Peter!”

“Peter,” mj said looking down, “how you doing gayboy?”

“Well that’s a personal question.” Peter said. “But I will tell you, it may or may not involve the rainbow.”

Well how about the real Doc Ock came slapping around the corner with his big eight legs and said “We’re asking personal questions?”

“Whoa! We’re asking personal questions now?” said the greeb goblin as he floated on downwards on his hoverboard thing.

Doctor Connors slams his hat that he was wearing on the ground. “I haven’t gotten to ask my question yet!”

Peter, looking up at all of his enemies together, “Alright what are your personal questions?”

“It’s my turn to ask the personal question!” (who!?) Says doctor Connors of course. Doctor Connors wanted to ask a personal question. Doctor Connors says “do you know what first aired on March 22, 2002?”

“Uhoh”, said Gwemj. “No time for personal questions, look!”

As everyone looks to where they were pointing, they see Electro falling out of the building as he leaned too far over. The Green Goblin shakes his head sadly, “ just heard about gravity. Man that shit sucks bro.”

Gravity said “well maybe you suck.”

Electro clips through the floor. “Oh shit” is what everyone says when they see Electro clipping through the floor, also at the same time theys ay this together. As they realize that he’s stuck there, they all turn around and see the true final boss, Hodd Toward.

Peter looked at Hodd Toward in absolute fear. “Oh no… you’ve released him.”

“You motherfuckers have no idea what you’re fucking up against.” Said hodd toward.

Doctor Connors takes out the chalk and says “Fuck this shit I’m going to chalkzone.”

Peter-boy smacks the chalk out of Doctor Connors’s lizard hands and says “shut the fuck up”

Hodd Toward jumps high into the air and begins to charge a spirit bomb. (But he needs people to give him his energy, who’s giving him that? Everyone who bought skyrim duh. He’s stealing their energy there was like a thing in the user agreement that no one read.)

“Oh my god” peter said “if only I had all eight of my little spider-arms attached to my body.”

“Who the fuck bought skyrim?” gwemj said immediately.

Harry opens up the sewer grate and crawls out. He says “Hey Peter, I found eight infinity gauntlets, if you want them. And also,” he continues, “don’t ask why I was in the sewers. I was having fun.”

Peter says, “aw thanks! It’s just the snack I needed! You always know whats best!” as he eats all the gauntlets.

After watching peter eat all the gauntlets, Hodd Toward crumples like a sack of paper.

Harry grabs Hodd Toward’s crumpled up paper ball form and shoves it in the boytube that is in his pocket.

Pete says “anybody got alka-selzter? My tummay hurt from infinity gauntlets. Its like mcdonalds.”

Gwemj reached into their purse and pulled out not alka-seltzer. Meanwhile the energy from the spirit bomb explodes in the sky, scattering dust everywhere. Dust got everywhere. “wow” said doctor Connors” someones gonna have to clean this up. It’s not gonna be me but, someone.”

“Whoops,” forgot to put that away,” harry said.

Peter says “wow there’s dust everywhere. Can we kiss?”

“Sure thing” says harry, still covered in sewer water and dust also, “but we have to sweep up all this dust first bro.”

Peter says “Good thing I had this just in case” and pulls out a dust pan and sweepy thingy out from under his bulletproof vest. (Idont know what to do with that)

Everyone helped Harry and Peter clean up the mess.

“What if we were both boys and we kissed in the wake of the spirit bomb’s destruction”? And then they kissed for ten minutes.

#fanfic

13 notes · View notes