#hHNHnh

[saewokhrisz]

ALSO!! BIRDIES 👀

HERE WE GOO

who is more likely to hurt the other?

aloy has the erm..tendency to be harsh without thinking about the consequences of the words she says

who is emotionally stronger?

id say pretty evenly matched, However id have to say talanah is a bit more resilient, (this is a surprise even to me now that i thought about it a bit more)

who is physically stronger?

my sweet beefy daughter, aloy

who is more likely to break a bone?

sigh....aloy.....everyone act surprised quick !!!!

who knows best what to say to upset the other?

theyre even and thank god theyre friends and not against one another cuz if they were theyd make eachother cry under 40 seconds

who is most likely to apologise first after an argument?

i dont see them arguing all the often, but when they do ,,,oh god,,,but regardless my answer is aloy, but that doesnt mean talanah wont admit when she's in the wrong in an arguement (after they cooled down cuz lord knows these two will burn the world down with how heated their arguement would get if its serious)

who treats who’s wounds more often?

ms khane padish is aloys resident medic atp...que intensely gay wound patching and a "kiss it better" move

who is in constant need of comfort?

aloy, but she wont admit to it, however talanah doesnt need to do much for her walls to come down

who gets more jealous?

Talanah Khane Padish.

who’s most likely to walk out on the other?

hold on let me just ...[pulls out the first pages of the sunhawk comic]

who will propose?

talanah will plan a Perfect Moment to propose only for aloy to blurt it out in a nerve-ridden moment of flusterdness

who has the most difficult parents?

next question.

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?

lanah :] who comes up for the other all the time?

they cannot escape hearing about eachother, not like they mind, theyre proud of their wives !!! (except when some fucking asshole carja talks shit abt talanah, hands are gonna FLY)

who hogs the blankets?

talanah !!

who gets more sad?

OOF i think neither get outright Sad? but they evenly go into waves of melancholy

who is better at cheering the other up?

theyre phenomenal joksters both and great at comforting someone, however while lanah does it with intention and skill, aloy just kinda finds her way around making the other cheer up a little

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?

insert "youre still my favourite thrush" clip from the begining of burning blooms, ill let that answer this question for me (its talanah)

who is more streetwise?

*street* street wise, talanah , but wilderness street wise? aloy

who is more wise?

.....depends?????? in some situations id say talanah but ive been questioning this stance

who’s the shyest?

loysie;;

who boasts about the other more?

talanah: so my WIFE, slayer of redmaw-

who sits on who’s lap?

talanah has big cat energy and she loves sitting in aloys lap..and aloy loves it (esp being able to hug her from behind ueueueu)

#THANKS FOR THE ASK ROBIN #i jsut #them #hHNHnh #birdies #aloy #talanah #horizon #ask meme #asks

[hanniejji]

Kazuha's little sis asking him how babies are made

"Well you see-"

"I heard that you need to kiss someone!"

"It doesn't work like that-"

"O-Or MOM EATS BABY AND-AND-"

"Maple-"

THAT WOULD BE SO CHAOTIC OH MY GOD LIL KAEDEHARA HAVE SOME MERCY ON YOUR BROTHER HAJSJAHAHA

kazuha would wish he was high but he's not, he's completely sober, yes, but HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE ANSWERING THIS TYPES OF QUESTIONS

"where's mother when you need her?"

zuha, baby, she's dead

#maple.ask #i've decided to tag my lil sib zuha as this #im obviously not good at names and titles if that wasn't obvious enough hahahaha #NEWAYS HHNHNH THE BIG BROTHER ZUHA BRAINROTS ARE SO PRECIOUS #asks #nonnie

[mallo-person]

Cant deside if I should go and grab a rlly good milkshake, or if I should just go and get domino's brownie-cookie thing at 12 am. I mean, I only have 20 bucks and the icecream store will close at 9 I belive :/

#♣️.txt #hhnhnh #i dont wanna walk that logn ways but also icecremmm

[eluvion]

Six Sentence Sunday

writing has been. well. hh. this week but heres some dadmax this week ilyawl

When his voice finally returned to him, Ash said, “Do you think this will ever stop?”

Max’s voice was soft. “What did you say, kiddo?”

“The nightmares,” Ash said, “or the memories.”

Or the way he flinched away from people’s touch, the way he was so afraid of everything, that fear living in his stomach, twisting through him like roots. The way his breath caught when people reached for him, a part of Ash still tangled up in the past.

Max let out a breath slowly. “I think… that it’ll take a while. When you’ve been through a lot, it takes your mind a while to heal those wounds. I still get flashbacks about war, y’know. It’s been what? Five, six years since I was a soldier? But even if it takes a while and a lot of work to heal, I believe in you.”

#six sentence sunday #snippets #banana fish #i am gonna make it through this year if it kills me #writing stuff #oh yeah also I changed the tense bc I Can Not write in present #it was painful and took too long hhnhnh

[perseus-veil]

okay the overlord dlc can get fucked what the fuck is this?? outlast?? thanks bioware i hate it

#that fucking sound is never gonna get out of my head #it's like the reaper noises ughhh #what the fuck w h y is it a l w a y s cerberus #gross pricks #david deserves better what kind of sick fuck would even think of doing that to him?? #it's just vile i don't understand #i have a lot of feelings abt this and most of them are relating to the fact that i thought i was gonna shit myself #or have a panic attack #or both #either way?? fuck that #i mean it's a good dlc but like?? g o d why #i kept putting it off bc i saw someone say it was terrifying and oh boy were they right #but now the only mission i have left is the reaper iff one which i've also been putting off bc of the loyalty missions i had to do #hhnhnh fuck this game njkgb #mass effect #mass effect 2 #me2 #overlord dlc

[mwagneto]

a fucking sex scene should have no business making me emotional yet here i am, crying

#not rly but #god i wanna cry every time fjjfndnfsb #dad: are you okay?? #me sobbing thinking abt the everything I can't even put into words: y-yeah whatever #thats only fake coz dad would never ask that skgnsgnsngjsnfsjcnscnnz #no but hhnhnh the body language and the rly subtle acting in every shot anf #and the *amount* of emotions and subtle things they manage to convey in #second-long shots that don't even have sound #''ah I'm normal'' sir please I'm gonna cry #rocketman #take me to the pilot

[melancholy-strawberry]

aziraphale called crowley cute ❤️

hey GO fans sorry i didnt do crowley justice since i still dont know how to properly draw him even though he’s one of my favorite characters :(((

#hhnhnh the shading is awful #oh well #guess i'll die #GO #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #honey doodles

[soufaked]

「Okay so, I tried to art but I failed miserably. So I’m here now. Sharing the rough drafts anyways because y’know. Persona AU. But yeah, one day.」

This was a basic idea for his PT outfit really, and the second was a piece I had in mind to do since a while ago. I’ll eventually finish it.

#;ooc #;sketchbook #hhnhnhs i wanted to give him a more stereotypical trickster style for him #since that's the concept i have in mind for his whole theme #i hope one day i can do more with this idea though #im art blocked sadly

[harpy-apparatus-moved]

the new group chat function thing makes me anxious cause I do really bad in group chats/discords hhnhnh

#axel text

[hanniejji]

I hope i didn't annoy you but may i ask?

Do you drop the phoenix series? It's just, it has been a long time though-

not necessarily, i have so many brainrots but life's been busy with a full time work :'> i would love to write again if i could, but all of my energy is spent on my work and every ounce of vacant time goes to resting aka sleeping ahsksjdhs

#kinda makes me sad too hhnhnh #asks #nonnie

[darlingfreddie]

omg did you actually, ACTUALLY say “my boy!” When you met Brian????? did he hear??? I’m?????

sfghjhgfd he didnt hear me bc when i said it it wasnt loud it was just like to myself hhnhnh and i was a bit far away at first before walking over to him lmao 

[remholder]

hhnhnh mb gngngn GB NJ hh GB b

#the draw option for mobile tumblr is so janky

[bugfluids]

hhnhnh im changing my URL btw :0

#I want a more relatable url to me now #ilybug is still good but

[hanniejji]

loving all this big bro kazuha content BRO I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. is there a taglist i can join or something???

i do have a taglist! if you want to be specifically tagged to the maple series big brother kazuha thingy or the whole genshin content, let me know!

#i cleared my taglist after my hiatus #so it's currently blank hhnhnh #asks #ineshapanda.hive

[hanniejji]

IM LAUGHING SO GARD BAHAHAAUAJSGAWKW YOUR PFP OMG I WISH YOU LUCK THO

my only saving grace would be an early 5* and that's literally a rare miracle if it does happen and i get him in two 10 pulls im gonna cry :'D

#THANK YOU BUBS HHNHNH #asks #lovely26.hive

[hanniejji]

books and library shenanigans

[ albedo x gn!s/o ]

summary: the library's a very peaceful place to entertain yourself with books or study. unfortunately, you chose none of the two and decided to be an lovely annoying menace while albedo works.

notes: found this funny tiktok vid and i just knew i had to write it, also an apology for the long overdue phoenix fic hhnhnh | m.list

words: 956 | warnings: s/o kinda slipped their hand under his shirt for fun and a small innuendo but it's safe i swear :'D

it's another day of annoying your dear boyfriend, albedo just knew it the moment you stepped foot in the library with the excuse of "oh no, absolutely not my dear! how can you think of me like that? i'm merely here to study!"

bullshit, you don't like studying in the library unless he's studying with you.

"hey, you're technically with me right now."

"i am working on my shift, love," albedo sighed—almost sounding like he's tired of your shit, however the smile on his face says otherwise. he wouldn't say it out loud to save himself from your teasing, but he does appreciate being able to see you whilst he works at the front desk. he could just glimpse at you every now and then as you go about your studies.

what he wasn't expecting though, is for you to spend your supposedly 'study time' on causing shenanigans.

"l-love!?" almost dropping the books in his arms, he turns his head to see your face very very close to his, rendering his cheeks and the tips of his ears in a rosy color.

"shush," your voice sounds too close. he felt chills travel across his spine, "just taking a break from my studies."

"love, i am still working!" he chides softly.

he eyes both ends of the aisle, hoping to god that no one comes around this row of the bookshelves while the two of you are still in a very… promising position.

gosh why did you choose to be a menace on his shift?

"you're very warm." your arms wrapped around his middle tighter, nose brushing against the skin on his neck—he can feel every warm breath you take and as you speak.

honestly, if he could stay here in your arms longer, he would. it felt so nice to be near you and feel your touch, shoulders dropping from tension and relaxing.

maybe he could use a short break right now.

until your hand slipped under his sweater.

"l-love!" he yelped a little too loud.

"sssh!"

he frantically whipped his head to check if anyone had come across the aisle, breathing a sigh of relief once he's sure that no is near.

"my, my, you're quite jumpy today."

"and whose fault do you think that is?"

your giggles rang in his ears, goosebumps covering his arms when he felt your lips touch the skin of his neck for a quick peck, before you pull away from his waist. he felt a little disappointed at the absence of your warm, but he dares not to utter it less he sees another one of your mischievous grins. at least you're done messing with him, he would appreciate it if you don't pull another trick on him while he's working.

oh, how wrong he was.

the next few hours, he can feel your stare on him the whole time. your gaze is basically glued on his figure at the front desk, he wonders if you even came here to study in the first place. other than your stare, a few paper planes would reach the desk and he would send you a tired look, rolling his eyes when he sees your smirk and hand gesturing for him to read it.

every paper plane contains compliments that are… quite a bit too much.

u always look good, that's for sure. but you're too handsome in those glasses, mind observing me with those on? ;)

damn, can't even focus on my chem notes. the only chemistry i want is the one u and i have <3

does your work include looking pretty at the front desk?

checking books and accounts is in ur job description, yeah? why don't u check me out?

fuck physical gravitation, i'm attracted to u!

albedo sighs for the nth time, folding the paper plane and discretely slipping it inside his pocket. they're all so characteristically cringe, but he'd be lying if he said none of them made his heart skip a few beats and the corner of his lips tug upwards for a split second. not that he would admit it, but he's pretty sure that you caught on it with how intense you're looking at him right now.

thankfully, you didn't do anything far from the paper planes.

a few moments later, he sees you stand up and disappear behind the science genre aisle, hopefully to finish what you actually came here for.

oh, he spoke too soon.

your figure comes up to the front desk, bag over your shoulder and a few books that you probably want to check out.

"finish studying, love?"

"uh huh!" your enthusiasm is really blinding, but he couldn't bare looking away for even a second as he grabs the books from your arms. "what can i say, the library has a very unique way of inspiring me to study well! a pretty view, effective if i say so myself."

"are you sure you even did any studying?" eyebrow raised, he turns to register your books.

"of course i did! i even got some books to help me later in my study."

the smirk on your face is a little suspicious, he thinks.

"oh really?"

nothing could have prepared him for the amount of… explicit books you handed him.

before he could even compose himself, he can already feel how incredibly warm his cheeks are, hands fumbling around with the books to seem like he's unaffected, clearing his throat. these books are… indeed, intimate and a little too explicit.

"what kind of 'study' are you meaning to do with all these books?"

"you."

this time, the book falls from his hand with a loud thud and he almost choke on air.

"love!"

"sssh!"

god, he's so done with your shit.

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