All of the kisses in the Locked Tomb series thus far, organized chronologically and described accurately
Inspired by @wifegideonnav's post on Tamsyn torturing us:
Suicidal ten-year-old makes out with corpse; gets possessed
^Same kid gets eyebrow kissy and baptism from hometown butch who she's definitely killed a few times
^Same kid sticks vomit-covered tongue into throat of vicious socialite immediately after lobotomy to forget dead girlfriend
Honorable mention because it happens offscreen: Dead Girlfriend's Mom (haunting same kid) (different haunting) vent-reminisces in memories about her unholy thruple-with-two-bodies
Socialite delivers averted cheek kiss with a womp womp womp
Sloppy bisexual thruple (different thruple) fuck God after lemon queen's ex-husband takes her cannibalized nun-wife's name in vain
Dead planet baby feeling herself; kisses own reflection
DILF distributes daddy forehead smoochies
Dead planet baby perfectly mimics dead bestie's knuckle kiss to codependent bodysharing cousin
Honorable mention because there's plausible deniability: "horrifying noises" made by twins upon reunion
Dead Girlfriend sees girl who owned/tortured her for years, stares longingly; dead planet baby rolls with it
DILF gives real kisses to members of thruple (different thruple-in-two-bodies) before besties mutually explode in death-by-codependency
atsumu's kids would be the type to call their mom by their name rather than title bc of atsumu
i personally am on the other side of this argument and am of the belief that atsumu's kids don't know their mother even HAS a government name because he strikes me as the type of guy to refer to his wife nearly exclusively as mama or ma after the babies are born (at least in their presence)
I wanted to reblog that one text post that said imagine waking up to sebek and his hair is down and he is looking so handsome just like his newest appearance on book 7
and i just bumped to this video and was like "Ffshds what if he SURPrisINGLY wa kes up EXA CT LY like thi s fsjdsd? ? "