“Why would you even ship that character with anybody?! He’s basically irredeemable to me—“
TO YOU!! He’s irredeemable to you. But some of us are silly geese that like our men to be the sexy, sad, feral, pathetic wet cats that they really are deep down, because we aren’t allergic to joy.
Is that okay with you??!? Is that permissible in the eyes of the Chronically Online Board of Hypothetical Ethics and Human Resources for Fictional Characters That Are Not Real™️®️.
You can go enjoy your curated selection of stale two dimensional wonderbread men in the corner, like the misguided pitiful lost soul that you are. the rest of us will be enjoying ourselves as our pathetic wet rag himbos and twinks kneel on the ground and beg to taste pussy/cock so hard they nearly come, like real men. just as god herself intended.
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To this day I am Plagued by this one fucking furby website I saw when I was like. 5. I saw it on my parents PC in the basement in like 2008 or some shit and it had like... one minigame or activity or smth on it and a decently large collection of images of furbies, and it was absolutely captivating to my tiny little brain. I vividly remember there was one picture of a Santa furby pulling a sleigh team of 8 reindeer furbies across someone's basement floor. I printed that fucker out I thought it was so cool. I never found the website again after that first visit and have yet to find any archives of a similar site or even just similar images. I want to say it had a light blue background and maybe like a map or something on it but idk. I don't remember what the game/activity was either. All I remember was the site existing and scrolling thru at least a couple dozen images and that one specific Santa furby picture . It haunts me. Where did they go. Does anyone still have them. What fucking site even was it. Bcuz I don't think it was the official site.
EDITING TO ADD! The exact site was found/shared by furby-junkie :D
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Regular ninjas can also walk "like a civilian" and Tori is a freak because she does it all the time, or I have misunderstood the situation?
regular ninja can imitate, but to be good enough to move 100% like a civilian all the time to fool another observant ninja usually takes a lot of training/practice. plasticity!tori uses the fact that passing for a civilian is a difficult skill to her advantage a bit: her cover as a "harmless" civilian is pretty absolute because she, naturally, has no tells.
i expanded a little on this in an unpublished toxicity bit (reborn au au, obito POV):
Tori hummed, pulling apart a piece of bread and watching steam rise from it with a look of childish joy. Obito watched as Shikaku eyed her. Tori was wearing a baggy sweater and skirt, sitting there for all the world like a completely normal civilian child. She managed it in a way neither Deidara or Itachi could, stuck as they were moving unapologetically like trained ninja even if they were as small as children. She held herself in a way that would make any undercover specialist envious, like only someone who had spent an entire lifetime as a civilian could.
Shikaku was clever enough to recognize Tori’s little trick for the danger that it was. Every neuron in his massive brain must want to dismiss the actual most disarming face in the village. Obito watched, thrilled, as his brows furrowed ever so slightly. He hoped she made him nervous.
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literally crazy how the duffers implied in s1 that hopper originally thought will was hate-crimed for being gay but in s4 suddenly its just like. "oh no if the town found out they'd just be a lil mean to robin :]" and yknow what i really wish they could commit to showing that the 80s really werent the greatest or whatever because now they think the bravest thing they can show was the satanic panic. and ohhh boy the glossing over of racism (and sometimes perpetuation of racism) is an entirely different conversation and one i would need time to formulate but for now just have my two cents
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Bart Allen number 12?
I adore your art btw!!
A Bart Allen/Impulse in Palette 12 comin at ya!!
Thanks so much for the request of Bart, it’s been so long since I’ve drawn my boi and I had a blast with this-your palette choice was super fun to work with as well! 🙌
Thanks so much for the request and the kind words, hope you like how it turned out! 😊
(It’s been a bit more than a year since my last Color Palette Challenge, so this has been a fun challenge to revisit; was looking through the ones from last year and found another Bart request that I had done-check it out here if you want a comparison from my style then and now!)
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Katagawa Jr is such a fun character to think about cause there's so much you can assume not just about him but also the Maliwan family as a whole based on his design and what little we actually know about him
I can't imagine he has a whole lot of loyalty for Maliwan itself cause he really did seem to care more about the Zanara than anything else. The barcode tattoo on the back of his neck? The ECHOeye (a whole eyeball compared to Rhys' lense) with a big M on it? He didn't get those to market Maliwan. He got them to show his father he's dedicated to the company and get ahead of the rest of his siblings who got a head-start due to him being younger
There's no actual family at Maliwan. Kat and his siblings are just cogs in the machine. Parental love? Never heard of it. You either dedicate your life to this company or you're not a Katagawa
Here comes Atlas, a small but growing corporation vulnerable to attacks and perfect for a merger to prove to Kat's father just how much he deserves his attention and praise. Oh, the CEO used to be a Hyperion lackey? He knows what it's like to give his life to a company ("family") that doesn't care for him? But somehow he got out. He made a name for himself, literally ripping out his Hyperion branding and giving himself his own, and now he holds the adoration by many, something Katagawa couldn't even get from his own father
On top of that Rhys is around the same age, at least compared to the old coots that are in charge of the other major corporations out there. He's so cool. Imagine being friends with that guy. But the Katagawa family doesn't do friendship, nor love, nor anything remotely fond
Katagawa doesn't know how to befriend people, much less someone who's supposed to be his rival. Getting to know Rhys, stalking him and learning about all his favorite foods and favorite theme parks didn't do the trick so really, what choice does he have other than to force a friendship with a siege? He needs Atlas to impress his father anyway. Rhys becoming part of the Maliwan family, not as a sibling but as a friend, and having no choice but to be around Kat is a nice bonus
Rhys doesn't budge however, not even as Katagawa destroys the things he loves and threatens to cut him in half. He's rejecting him, just like his father, and that hurts. Then this little asshole actually goes out of his way to destroy something Kat loves for a change. It's not enough to take over Promethea and Atlas anymore, Rhys needs to hurt too
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First of all in the new fallen hero revelations demo, I absolutely love armadillo (I have said that I was looking forward to sidestep meeting other non-cuckoo regenes and this meeting already lived up to a lot of my expectations) (really excited to see how this plays out)
Second of all I think that little aside of how there are no gendered pronouns in the re-gene language and how only cuckoos learned to apply them is really interesting and funny (as well as another point in the murderbot-breq-sidestep compare and contrast schema in my head). Since it further emphasizes the connection between being seen as a person and performing gender correctly, but also it is a funny difference between the normal regenes and the cuckoo.
Like I think that it explains some of the complexes surrounding gender sidestep has. What if when training you were the only one getting comments like that really that kick wasn’t very ladylike or you need to start punching like a man. All the other regenes barely know what gender is and sidestep has to pass the weekly ‘Men and Women: What are They? And How To Behave and Interact Like One’ exam.
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