#have y'all's juice

[hyperkitten224]

Local jester realizes she's in a sapphic polycule, more at 5

(or, I just think all the fem characters should kiss each other)

((or or, the culmination of me realizing that I ship all the sapphic stuff and only the sapphic stuff))

#the amazing digital circus #Pomni #Ragatha #Gangle #Zooble #zooble x gangle #gangle x ragatha #pomni x gangle #pomni x ragatha #zooble x pomni #zooble x ragatha #yes I consider this polyship art #I have more doodles of them in the works but for now have this #TADC sapphic rarepair enjoyers come get y'all juice /hj #polygirls :3 #NO BOYS ALLOWED!!!! #hyper drew this

[theforgottengreatpoem]

I wasn't always a demon.

Or, Crowley as Raphael Hints Season 2

#good omens #crowley #crowley is raphael #good omens 2 #gos2 spoilers #i have learned how to make gifsets and I'm making it everyone else's problem #I cannot express to y'all how much I am chugging the Crowley is raphael juice #archangel crowley #mine

[bookwyrminspiration]

redraw! sokeefe mutuals never say I don’t do anything for you (og under cut)

kotlc art taglist:

@bronte-deserves-better @imaramennoodle @thisbluewind @theofficialkai517 @delphicstrawberries @thesandsofdawn @crumpledwitchfeet @ascendant-queen @axels-corner @loverofallthingssmart @silveny-dreams @girlofmanyfandoms @enbies-and-felonies @impostertamsong @sofia-not-sophie @fanartofthelostcities @three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat @a-lonely-tatertot @dragonwinnie-kotlc @anaccidentwaitingtohappen @maglorslostsilmaril @even-if-in-another-time @crazedfangirl14 @callas-pancake-tree @katniss-elizabeth-chase @wolfstar-being-ridikkulus @thefoxysnake @florida-preposterously @fandomsareforlife @deulalune @just-a-honey-badger

#kotlc #kotlc fanart #sokeefe #quil's quill #the og is one of my favorite pieces I've done. but I do have more technical skill now so. tried to recreate it! #I still think I could do better but that just gives me a goal for next time! #anyway. this is the piece I was losing my mind over last night when drawing keefe #because he did NOT want to cooperate #once again. i could do better but I physically cannot change the piece now #so it is what it is! #sokeefe mutuals come get y'all juice!

[matchbet-allofthetime]

My god, I NEED Lord Raiden to bend me over a table and just-

AKDKFJFJFJFJFHDH I need this man to pin me down and KEEP me there FUCK

#i am so down bad for lord raiden... #never a day in my life will this change #loved him since i first played a single mk game years and years ago 😭 #he's everything #and very very hot #how dare he not be in my bed rn #lord raiden #lord raiden fuckers come get y'all juice ❤️ #I'm never going to be sorry for the crass shit i say #i have a mighty need #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat #any version of lord raiden idfc #i need him so badly #lightning daddy #thunder dilf #djdjdkfj god he's hauntingly beautiful

[steviesbicrisis]

I don't know how many people who read Corroded Flowers are going to see this but I'm gonna shoot my shot ahhaha

I need to make social media profiles for Lily's Flowers and Corroded Coffin Fans, is there anyone okay with being put in the AU with their profiles? I can't use very long names or stuff like "eddieneverdiedlmao", but you can also suggest one if your blog name doesn't fit (?)

Please let me know, thank you <3

#corroded flowers #I think it would be cute because some of y'all have the most creative names I love them #but if this flops im gonna use all my creative juices and make something up #rip lol

[flipyeahaudge]

rainy day by ice nine kills deserves more love in the resident evil fandom it is so so camp and so so slay

#i'm having vision of a leon kennedy fancam to rainy day #i have no money but i would sell my soul to a twelve year old with access to capcut #please #every fandom has like a cute fan song #and i almost threw up at a concert to that song #i was very brave #anyway re fans please come get y'all juice #resident evil #resident evil 2 #resident evil 8 #re leon #resident evil leon #leon s kennedy #ice nine kills

[beetled-juice]

Currently feverish and sick, so this may not make any sense to anyone but me. But in the movie, keatlejuice makes a quip about how he was there during the black death - in my mind this means he's intimately familiar with how illness and disease affect breathers. And while before it was funny at best and kind of annoying at worst, he now actually has a breather he doesn't want to be sick, especially if it could possibly end with them no longer breathing. Add this to the fact that this loser has the emotional maturity of a rotting cabbage, and you have the perfect recipe for disaster whenever you get sick.

He's trying to play it cool, but he's hovering like crazy and jerking his head up every time you cough or sneeze. He's burning through cigarettes faster than you can keep track of, though between your chest cold and your asthma you have to remind him to keep it as far away from you as possible (which he definitely doesn't like but after triggering more than one coughing fit it seems to get through his thick head that it's necessary). He won't sit still either, pacing around your house and trying to find something to distract him from this annoying bubble of worry in his chest. He hates feeling this way, hates that some stupid breather has managed to worm their way under his skin and lodge themselves in his unbeating heart, but he can't seem to pull himself away from you.

He definitely won't be the attentive loving type when you're sick, at least not at first. Maybe with time and a wearing down of the mask he's built up all these centuries he'll be better about it, but for now he's trapped between the uncaring jackass persona he's perfected and the desire to mold himself along your body and make sure your heart keeps beating beneath his ear. So you get this weird in-between: intense hovering and vigilance with a bitchy attitude and crappy bedside manner that almost makes you want to kill him. But it never escapes your notice that the blankets stay up around your shoulders and your cold water never goes room temperature no matter how long you sleep, and that's enough for now.

#my stuff #beetlejuice x reader #keatlejuice x reader #can y'all tell I'd like a stinky bug man to hover over me rn #idk what it is about when i get sick that i have so many keatlejuice thoughts specifically #bc i feel like he'd be arguably the worst of the 'juices to have around when you're sick or in pain because he's allergic to vulnerability #but i still love him ♡

[fairyysoup]

just read the entirety of 24 hours on ur ao3 and i kid u not i fell off my couch MULTIPLE times and squealed more times than i can count. ur such a talented writer it’s insane x

this is very sweet but 24 hours is simply a bookmark on my AO3!! @ghost-proofbaby is the droid you are looking for, and yes, ghost is an amazing writer

#ghost you have fanmail #come get y'all juice #asks #fic recs

[sukugo]

do we think Vader ever says “Luke I am your daddy” in bed or do i need to put myself in time out for horny Star Wars thoughts?

DJASDGJDSSH EVREN!!!!!!! i am actually putting u in time IN, where u are now obligated to tell me ALL your horny star wars thoughts

bc uhh this is what u have caused:

also what if the og scene but vader said daddy instead of father

daddy kinks run in the family 😔

#dasjsdasdkjasd IDEK WHAT TO SAY #i literally saw ur ask mid drawing obikin #and i IMMEDIATELY opened a new file to draw this #so i hope u know YOUR POWER #AND PLS TELL ME MORE #vader just wanted an opportunity to get called daddy himself 😔 #i have many thoughts about this and half of it is #i cannot believe the first time i draw anakin getting fucked it's by fucking LUKE and NOT obi-wan #anyways #vaderluke fuckers come get y'all juice #vaderluke #analuke #f.ask #sw #f.art #f.stuff #ns4w

[tickle-bugs]

If you are comfortable with this, could you write one with Barbara and Adam Maitland with the dialogue “you may not find my dad jokes funny, but I have other ways of making you laugh.”

i realized only after i finished this that i forgot to include the dialogue NOOOOOOO

this is the same premise tho, hope u enjoy it!!!

Not a House, But a Home

“Honey, can you fix us some lunch while I finish this up?” Barbara calls, dropping her paintbrush into the glue bucket. She gathers up the remaining wallpaper as neat as possible and sets it out of the way.  

This house of theirs is really starting to feel like a home. A little too big for just the two of them, but there’s nothing to be done about that. That ‘expanding the family’ conversation always ends in a depressingly existential place, and well…why think about that when she can put up new wallpaper?

The sickly yellow of the original house had always felt like a bad omen, but she’s hoping this pastel brocade will really liven up the place. Maybe the green would bring them some luck in their new lives. 

“Adam, I’m hungry,” Barbara calls again, frowning at where the wallpaper’s already starting to lift. 

She’s never claimed to be good at renovations, anyways. Thank god she didn’t start with their disaster of a bathroom. 

“Hi hungry, I’m dad.” Adam calls back, rounding the corner with a glowing smile. 

“Ha ha.” Barbara puts her hands on her hips and huffs a strand of hair out of her face. 

“You’ll never believe what I found in one of our boxes.” Adam brandishes a worn, bright blue book with garish text on the cover. The saturation is so intense that Barbara can hardly read it. He flips through it, muttering to himself, and stops on a random page.

“What’s brown and sticky?” He reads, mischief dancing in his eyes. She stares blankly at him.

“A stick!” He laughs—genuinely laughs, as if Barbara had told the joke herself. She rolls her eyes fondly. 

“Aw, I thought that one would get you.” Adam pouts. 

“Dad jokes just aren’t funny.” She shrugs. He flips through the book again.

“What kind of drink can be both bitter and sweet?” Adam pauses dramatically. “Reali-tea.”

“That’s just depressing, babe.” Barbara sighs. 

“You’re right. Oh! Here’s another one—when does a dad joke become a dad joke? When it becomes…apparent. Get it? Apparent?” He wheezes, nudging her shoulder. She smiles, but more at his antics than anything. 

“Yes, I get it. You goofball.” She swats his shoulder. 

“But you still didn’t laugh.” He frowns.

“Traditionally, people laugh at jokes that are funny. I don’t think your book is going to help you with that.” She kisses his cheek, resigning to make lunch herself while Adam works this little tangent out of his system. 

“No, wait, I’ve got a winner.” Adam tosses the book onto the dining room table. He wraps his arms around her waist from behind, stopping her escape to the kitchen. 

“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?” 

“Uhm…I dunno?” Barbara instinctually leans back into him, looking fondly up and over her shoulder at his giddy face. 

“Ten-tickles!” 

“Waitwaitwait, Adam! Ohoho nohoho!” Barbara tosses her head back into his shoulder as he tickles her. He kisses her temple as if he isn’t the problem. 

“So you do find my jokes funny!” Adam gasps happily. Barbara squirms in his grasp, her whole face scrunched with laughter. 

“N-No I don’t!” 

“Then why are you laughing?” Adam asks directly into her neck. He’s wise enough to dart out of the way, having enough past practice getting headbutted by her to be quick in his shenanigans. He zips between the sides of her neck, planting fluttery little kisses that make her knees and lungs go weak. 

Barbara cackles, slapping her hands over her mouth to muffle herself. Adam tickles her ribs because he’s mean, he’s so mean, and she grabs his wrists instead. He picks her up a little, vibrating a claw into her stomach, and she kicks her legs with everything she has. 

“Hey. Hey Barbara. What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?” He squeezes her sides, ensuring nothing but squeals can escape her. “They listen to hip pop!” 

“Adam!”

“Wanna hear a joke about construction? Ah, sorry. Still working on it.” 

“Okay, okahahay, you’re funny!” She pats his hand frantically, doubling over in his arms. He lets her go, but not without one last squeeze to the waist. She grabs his hands before he can get any more ideas.

He kisses her, one of those great big mwahs! that she never gets tired of. God, he’s a dork. Her dork. 

“‘Kay, now it’s definitely sandwich time.” She pats his chest, sucking in a deep, giggly breath. Her legs are still a little wobbly underneath her.

“Y’know, I’ve been trying to write a song about sandwiches.” Adam grins. 

“Don’t—“

“It’s really more of a wrap.” 

Barbara sighs with fond exasperation. Adam leans in for another kiss, running off to the kitchen with a yelp when she pinches his side. She waits until she hears the clanging of utensils to release the chuckle she’s holding.  

“A wrap. Classic.” She shakes her head and snickers. 

#my fics #barbara maitland #ticklish!barbara #adam maitland #beetlejuice musical #*posts this and runs* #beetlejuice stans come get y'all juice!!!!!! #ripped the jokes off the internet for specific phrasing but they're all jokes ive used hehe #anyone else used to have those little jokebooks like adam? i had a bunch #your honor they are EVERYTHING to me #proud to serve MY country (maitlands nation) #there's a cursed version of this fic where beetlejuice is like in their walls amused by adam's jokes and commenting on the wallpaper lmao

[pushing500]

The lads are being cute again. I don't know a whole lot about harps, but I reckon it would be hard to play one with claws and only three fingers on each hand...

Yessssss more colonists!

I'm no expert, but I think that our android guests are pushing their luck hanging out in the hot spring in the rain. That can't be good for them, right??

Other things that happened today that I didn't get screenshots for (mostly coz I was panicking) and have not drawn include:

The new kid on the block, Henry, had a birthday (on his second day with us) and turned 7. As a birthday gift, he got a bionic leg to replace his wooden foot alongside the 'neat' trait. Lovely!

Eureka got raided by waster pirates, and as we were still recovering from the last devastating raid, Albina used a psycast called "Summon Pack" from Vanilla Psycasts Expanded, which (as the name suggests) summoned a pack of manhunter animals to attack the pirates. This was extremely effective and sent the pirates fleeing, with Albina as the only casualty because using the psycast put her in a coma for two hours.

One of the pirates was downed but not killed, and she looked interesting, so we captured her for recruitment purposes. Her name was Zadie, she had cool pink and blue hair, and she was a greedy bisexual rebellious heavy sleeper.

Zadie tried to break out of prison as soon as she could walk again, and while Baz walked over to stop her with his spear, Barghest took a shot at her with his double-barreled shotgun and killed her immediately. Now she's dead, and he's ridden with guilt about it because she was apparently an "innocent prisoner".

It's been a very exciting day, all in all!

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Animist Alliance #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #My choices for Henry's birthday trait were 'stoner' or 'neat' #I took 'neat' because he's already going to be addicted to go-juice when he hits 13 and I don't want to deal with smokeleaf too #Looking forwards to new baby impid!!!! #Kaz and Fafo are going to be the COOLEST parents #Have a great day y'all!! <3

[tiresomeimagination]

Imagine playing Animal Crossing with Seven. 

You're finally getting to visit his island. He's been hyping it up for a while now and you were admittedly curious how a man like him would decorate his virtual space. You're not sure what you were expecting, but you honestly should have seen this coming. When you get there, it is the craziest hacked town you've ever seen. There's everything from scattered trees bearing every conceivable collectable crafting item to the town hall being submerged in the ocean to every villager being replaced with Zipper T. Bunny. You have a slight suspicion that some of his feature manipulation was done specifically to coax an entertaining reaction from you. You are both astounded and concerned.

"Seven, you can't do that! What if your account gets banned for hacking??"

"Hehehe...they'll never catch me~"

He will hook you up with the best items if you ask nicely. 

He is capable of decorating like a sane human being, he just has more fun making you freak out.

After your first visit, he starts sending you cute letters every so often. It never fails to make you smile when you log on and check your mailbox to find one or two short and silly letters from the great 707 himself.

"Baam! It's God 707 coming in to bless you with the spoils of my hard work. No need to thank me, it's all part of my job to provide for my honey~ Hahaha, I sounded a bit like Zen there for a second, didn't I?"

"...Seven, please stop mailing me golden toilets."

You two may even be able to rope Yoosung into joining if you can get him away from LOLOL long enough.

"Lololololol, Y/N, I told Yoosung I'd get him some new armor in LOLOL if he could catch a tarantula...and he just about cried when he missed!"

"But there were so many of them! Seven, you didn't tell me there would be so many! How did you even spawn that many at once??"

"That's beside the point."

Overall, you guys have a lot of fun together. Seven is often pretty busy, so you treasure the nights that he has the time to go fishing or bug hunting with you, the two of you chatting the whole time. It's a time of peace. Or... well, as peaceful as anything can be when you're doing it with Seven. But you wouldn't have it any other way.

#mystic messenger #mysme #mystic messenger imagines #mm 707 #mysme 707 #mystic messenger x reader #mysme x reader #saeyoung choi #707 x reader #saeyoung x reader #707 x mc #saeyoung x mc #WHY DO Y'ALL HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT FANDOM TAGS #was panicking just thinking of how to begin tagging this #I'm coming back to the game after too long #I've put off writing for it though cause I'm scared I can't level the excellence that is the game's writing #but uhh I really do love these dysfunctional Found Family idiots #so I might write some more of these in the future #just wanted to get some of the writing juices flowing #saeyoung my beloved

[michichi69]

Gonna be working full-time in Feb so I gotta pick my struggles. I wanna do both of these eventually but i'll only be able to do one fully rendered art thing this coming month if i'm being realistic-- It's probably not that noticeable but my output nowadays is pretty much already once or twice a month anyways lol

#if you haven't noticed yet i straight up have been asking y'all for like majority of my art motivations thus far #i've been unable to come up with my own juice since november really lol #hetalia #western au #hetalia fandom #hws #hetalia world stars #hetalia fanart #hws italy #historical hetalia #hws veneziano #hws germany #nyotalia #nyo romano #ameripan #hws america #hws japan #nyo japan #nyo germany #hws rome #hws ancient rome

[bbygirl-aemond]

fun fact: it's fairly typical for libido and sensitivity to increase dramatically in the first trimester of pregnancy. don't believe me? just ask rhaenyra. or aemond

#this is crazy but why do i write better sex when i'm ovulating lmaoo #anyways #i know y'all have been wanting your aemond and rhaenyra solo scene so come get y'all juice #stormbreak chapter 17 #hotd #house of the dragon #fic #fic: stormbreak #stormbreak #aemond targaryen #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra #daemon #aemond #daemyra #daemond #rhaemond #aemyra

[karmaphone]

I can see some of y'all are deep in the colonial romance fantasies re silna 😒😒😒

#terrorposting #the thing about goodsir/silna is that it's good because it didn't happen #she doesn't love him like that. he's the man who (symbolically) killed her father he's her jailer he's the information leech worming #it's way into her vocabulary #he loves her like that of course. how could he not with the tales of native romances he's been spoon-fed. and she knows that he doesn't see #her as a Whole Unique Person. she's the arctic to him. she's the unyielding ice and wind that cuts at your skin and the beast haunting them #they're not made for each other it's not 'anything could've happened' - it's good because it didn't #there was clearly a draw and a connection there - but this show is EXCELLENT at illustrating how fuzzy the borderline between chemistry and #what people are truly capable of at their worst #can be #it's 'for all the love that could have been if we were both different. if the world was different. if we weren't here (but if we weren't #here we never could be)' #it's you are clearly bad for me but I cannot tear myself away #it's you bring me comfort but I wish you weren't here (I wish we both weren't here) #it's we're going through this awful thing together. despite it all despite what either of us wants we're in this together #it's not some fuckign. uwu THIS white man will treat her good. how can you say that after a single second of considering the sexualization #of native women #they're fascinating because of the situation not because it's some 'better' romance #some of y'all suck the nuance right outta things like a juice box I swear to GOD

[anarkhebringer]

I'm fighting for my life trying to churn out more shots

#Sidurgu Orl #OC: Arkhe #I posed Sid entirely by hand every bit of him is custom posed #I don't have enough juice for this y'all but DAMMIT I'm TRYING MY BEST #this was gonna be multi-part and have dialogue but I already forgot what I was gonna do with this