#he already has two kids

[spacedace]

Dp x dc prompt:

Danny gave the Justice League a specialized summoning ritual for emergencies in case they can't reach him the normal ways or if they need him there instantly. They've thankfully never had to use it before.

Then Phantom disappears.

He doesn't show up for patrol or monitor duty, doesn't answer his communicator, nothing. The League is getting worried, especially with the increase in ghost activity (and how *weird* that activity is, it's almost like all these ghosts are looking for something, rather than trying to cause trouble, and they take off anytime someone from the League shows up, yelling about the JL being "government goons" as they do).

Out of any other options after a couple weeks of Phantom going MIA, they break out the Summoning Circle, honestly worried that it won't work. That Phantom might be *gone* and they'll never know what happened.

It does work though.

At least, it works to Summon *someone*

A kid, a scrawny teenager with black hair and blue eyes, cut open and bleeding green and red from the gaping Y incision carved into his chest, wearing a medical gown and heavy chrome and green cuffs on his wrists.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #justice league #danny fenton #Danny gets captured by his parents/the GIW and the JL unintentionally save him by trying to summon Phantom #Marvel is the one who realizes who the kid being rushed to medical is #because he knows a thing or two about being a kid the world thinks is an ageless supernatural being #when the Justice League find out what happened heads are gonna roll #eventually when everything settles down and danny has recovered there's a full on battle royal over who's going to adopt him #Batman has too many children already let someone else get in on the adopting sad traumatized children thing

[lokh]

mom avoids dead anime mom curse because he transitions. he’s always had a complicated relationship with pregnancy because of how woefully little people are told about potential complications and aftercare, and also because of how gendered it is, so after the birth of his second child he’s finally had it and decides to transition

he joins a local community group for mothers and at first it’s played for laughs how often they fall to the dead mom curse, but soon we find out more about how society has failed mothers and people who give birth, from information being withheld, procedures being carried out without consent, lack of accommodations and maternal and paternal leave, racism…

it also turns out that becoming a man doesn’t help with this, not really, because being a pregnant trans man brings its own problems. follow along as he learns more about being a parent and a mother, and maybe even… finding love???

coming to you never because I can’t write!

#if the japanese is bad. MY BAD LMAO #this was also a joke for me at first but then i was like well hang on..... #my initial romance thought was his husband leaves him after the transition and eventually a new single father ends up joining the group #cos he like. idk misread the flyer as being a new parents group but the group accepts him with open arms #and hes drawn to the only other guy there and well u know wink wonk. #then i thought well come on thats not. very nice rip what if his husband sticks with him. #but thats why u have more than one trans guy LMAO so it doesnt become bad tokenism!!!! #the older kid also has a complicated relationship with his mom transitioning tbh #art #wow original art from me... ummm. #he also wears glasses but not all the time #GRAPHIC DESIGN IS (NOT) MY PASSION!!!!! #I WANT YOU TO KNOW IF THIS WOULD EVER BE WRITTEN IT WOULD BE GROUNDBREAKING INCREDIBLE. #but it wont because one that would imply that i finish writing anything ever. #two it would require so so much reading. which you should be doing you should be researching. #but the point is there would be a lot because i would think 'oh it had to be perfect' and then would never do it. on top of already #never finishing anything.................. #ocs

[delizbin]

Personal take but totally inspired by the ff Fine Line by the amazing @firstdragonlady

#this is not canon but my mind kept running so… yeah #when I say I’m obsessed with some fanfic I’m not kidding #like… I fully fantasize about what’s happening next it’s insane #i just love it so so so much I hope it’s fine if I took a personal interpretation #fine line #whatever #they’re cool #hayffie fanart #hayffie #haymitch x effie #high school au #and it’s only 7/75 chapters in. I’m already at this point NOW . I can not imagine when we’ll reach around 35 what will happen #I’ll make a whole damn movie about it idk #why is he without tshirt? idk I wanted to draw him half naked that’s it don’t assume anything #just to flex the stomack scar I guess #yeah I just need these two to kiss already but I also love the slow burn so #my mind just has to fill in the gaps you know #why so many tags today idk #i have a lot of things to say i guess #or I just like to talk randomly #i don’t even have a proper caption I just want to screem on a wall

[2demon2slayer]

How did Tanjiro & Giyuu meet in the Sun Hashira and Tsukugo AU? Was Tanjiro the one who found them after Sabito was turned into a demon, or was it another Hashira?

tanjirou knew giyuu and sabito from urokodaki. they'd only met like . maybe once before a year or so ago. he finds the two in the immediate aftermath of their final selection and shortly after giyuu found his friend turned demon.

sabito handles his demonification with a lot of grace, to the point that tanjirou and giyuu can both reason with him and get him to chill out a little.

#kny #demon slayer #scribblings #kamado tanjirou #tomioka giyuu #sabito #sun hashira and tsuguko au #this au is kind of really feel good most of the time #so we get stuff like tanjirou being the one to stumble across giyuu and baby demon sabito #and since tanjirou already has experience with his own couple of good demons #he has no issues with just immediately helping out these two kids

[gibuckaroo]

i think why buck and chris relationship is so important to me because yes i understand eddie loves chris without conditions, that’s his son. he’s an amazing father. that’s his own flesh and blood. he tries to do right by him. he is doing right. his love for him is enormous, it transcends everything in his life.

chris is his life. there’s no doubt about it. i can definitely understand a parent’s love. how protective he is of christopher. but buck? buck isn’t his flesh and blood, buck has only known this kid when he was seven. and i do not attempt to say that he loves chris just as much as eddie (maybe to eddie he does) (nobody will fight for my son as hard as you) BUT he loves him in his own unconditional way. he’s an amazing person in chris’ life. he tries to do right by him. takes note of everything, listens to every detail and makes it happen for chris. his love for him is enormous, it also transcends things in his life.

he took this kid in and loved him in such a way it seems paternal. it seems familial. it seems like he wants to take him in, take him as his own and he has. he doesn’t seem to have any relationship close to it. and there’s this want that makes me visceral. to want to continue doing this, doing life, doing cupcakes and homework and going to the zoo.

it’s one thing for a step parent to love their step kid, that’s a wonderful thing on its own, but in canon buck and eddie aren’t together. and they only show this type of relationship with them. like!!!

#This had no point to go #i just saw the script connected to all the bts and all the theories #and cried by this short fic on here abt chris and buck #and !!! theres something pure something so beautiful in the way he loves that kid as his own #so much so that the kid’s dad saw it and was like u know what he’ll be the best fit when im gone & not the hundreds of family members he has #LIKE?!? #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #evan buckley #christopher diaz has two dads #they will not take the truth away from me #acknowledge it already 911 abc #chris and buck #911 abc #911 fox #shitumblrtag

[ot3]

men making dating profiles: i need a lean and fit intj woman who has never been married has no other children and will give birth to my child at home with no pain killers and does not eat cereal

women making dating profiles:

#IT IS SO GRIM OUT THERE FOR WOMEN #This is not a guy i am making up to be mad at btw #this is a real guy im mad at #and btw he already has two kids and is divorced #but refuses a woman in the same spot because he doesnt want to handle their 'emotional baggage' #also super racist

[puppetmaster13u]

Just had the sleep-deprived idea of combining my Cryptid Batfam Au with @phoenixcatch7 's Possessed Doll Au into a combo au, some distant timeline where the two combine and meld into one thing.

Honestly would be slightly body horror probably, maybe with Bruce starting with building wings and then it... escalates. There's a reason that people don't go down in the caves under Gotham, and Bruce is incredibly lucky that It welcomes him. Perhaps welcomes him too much, what with it seeming to build him another body each time he gets injured, even if it's just bruising. Not to mention that another is forming when he takes Dick in, and then another when Barbara joins them.

There's something not quite the same the first time he wakes up in a body that is his but not, something organic but not. Testing on it is fine, small tests that is, anything larger and his head starts to pound and ring. It's easier to just accept the shadows' gifts than question it.

Honestly I like to think the body is something between inorganic and organic, like veins of flesh and fur wrapped around bones and metal. Like a flesh puppet of sorts, starts all skeletal and mostly metal and wood but the veins of black and red start to grow over time as the whispers about the Bat spread.

Honestly I also like to think it's more animalistic than the original possessed doll au, the wood easily mistaken for things like chitin, especially with the segmentations. Combine the chest cavity with the harness that the kids cling to, and you have a back cavity lol. The 'Spine' seemingly splitting open to hide things inside. Bruce probably does have clothing for the body, but I wanted to figure out the general body first lol.

#remind me to elaborate later #what's out there au #possessed doll au #possessed puppet au #batman au #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #The Caves: look at this tiny child that fell in and is so scared <3 #The Caves when Bruce is an adult: Aw look he's being scary now how adorable <3 #The Caves: The baby is adorable and has adopted another baby to be terrifying together <3<3 #The Caves: They deserve a gift for trying so hard <3<3<3 #Bruce just building wings: #The Caves: *Gasp* We should give him a pair in both forms for being such a good little guardian #Bruce waking up in the second body the first time: #Bruce: #Bruce: ALFREEEED #The kids think it's awesome (especially since they're growing up around it) #Well if it's more of the Genesis timeline where they all start as kids varying from like 5 to 12 when they join the family lol #Damian probably looks/feels Off even in human form if he was made via stolen blood #He's already something between the two bodies but was too human for the League's wants since the puppet bodies were gifts from the Caves #They don't like their shit getting stolen lol and Bruce is their favorite child who brought them even *more* children #Honestly It might decide to alter their human bodies too at some point #I mean in the base cryptidverse au the fam already made Jarro a mech suit for a civilian ID and vigilante work lol #Tumblr don't eat my tags challenge #If it's alright with Phoenix of course lol #No idea what to call this Au but if u have any ideas I am open lol

[aroaceleovaldez]

new TSATS prediction based entirely off the interview from the UK Rick Riordan newsletter

#pjo #nico di angelo #riordanverse #tsats #the sun and the star #this isnt spoilers this is just a silly #i do find it funny whenever people say Nico is Catholic though cause we dont have any actual indication of that other than he's From Italy #he doesnt have catholic guilt he has internalized homophobia. those are different things #listen his mom was a clear-sighted mortal who had TWO children with the god of the underworld who also was implied to help raise said kids #nico ain't catholic. this boy has never been to CCD. < source: i went to CCD /neg #however im already taking TSATS as fanon so i will laugh if Nico is randomly confirmed catholic #now Will? Will i could see. Will raised catholic? yes. Nico raised catholic? no. #in my brain Nico was raised with like. his parents having mixers in their parlor room with Maria's socialite friends and misc chthonic gods #like. Nico's babysitter growing up was Menoites (herdsman of the cattle of the underworld) type situation #seriously though i can only think of 3 details that would vaguely imply Nico is raised catholic and that are: #one instance of him helping Percy pick out a christmas gift for Annabeth (though everything in that short story was ooc tbh) #(and also Nico didnt actually ever imply he specifically was celebrating christmas) #two: Percy describing the situation in Sword of Hades as ''spending christmas in the underworld'' (nico is just kind of there) #and thirdly again: Nico's just from Venice #like. did he go to a religious school growing up? possibly! doesnt mean he was that religion though just means his school was #and even then we actually dont know if he wasn't homeschooled before moving to america #in which case yeah figures the like 3 months he spent in Westover would teach him random outdated stuff #they needed to send him to a sketchy school cause the di angelos dont have any records and if their material is outdated #then that's less likely to mess with Bianca and Nico's wiped memories #but demographically speaking its entirely likely that the entire larger di Angelo family arent christian anyways #everybody with misc varied headcanons about the demographics of the di angelo family i give u a little kiss on the forehead #''but what about Nico learning the wrong version of that one myth'' see again: could have learned it at Westover #and also. tbh far more likely that it was a 1930s thing than a religious thing #cause if we're talking staunch catholocism i dont think they'd be teaching him much greek mythology at all #anyways this has been: im far too amused by the phrases 'that boy has never been to CCD' and ''Nico has Become Catholic'

[bonefall]

I want tree to die. Not in a this character deserves to die way, but if he got killed in a conflict or someone assassinated him (maybe berryheart) it could kickstart political conflict

I feel you, I'm the same way. I don't hate HIM, I just don't really like his purpose as a character and think it would serve the narrative best as a political tension thickener

Basically, he is like a gravy mix. Add that man to a broth and pour him over potatoes

#It would actually be pretty cool for Rootspring to replace him #Since they built up Root as a POV in the last arc #I think that would be a pretty neat place for his character to go. #And Tree already has two kids now with a very bloated SkyClan #Ofc in BB it's not as bloated lmao and also he has two mates #Bone babble

[mistergreatbones]

Dick Grayson, age nine, looking up at Clark with blue eyes that promise death warning, “Batman’s best friend is Robin. Not Superman.”

#leo says shit #dick grayson #batman #dc robin #superman #superbat shippers who think Clark knowing the kids as Robin is a good thing do not understand #dick *almost* came home from college but decided to leave again because Bruce was spending too much time with Talia #Jason spent more than TEN issues working with Harvey Bullock because Bruce was giving Selina too much attention #they are only children and orphans who do NOT like having to share their dad #dude could barely raise two children at a time #dick had already left before Jason came Jason already died when Tim came #with Cass he had Barbara to co-parent with Damian he ‘died’ immediately #when Duke lived with Bruce Damian wasn’t around now that Damian lives with Bruce again Duke is off with his cousin #what was I even saying? #oh yeah #dick would be defensive of his dad because he has attachment issues due to watching his parents die in front of him #obviously if superbat did happen they’d work through it and dick would love his stepdad but I don’t think everything start off peachy keen #although dick and Clark do get along well for like 500 issues straight during World’s Finest so maybe I’m stupid

[mariocki]

Patrick Troughton guests as ruthless racketeer George, out to silence the man who can identify his brother as a murderer, in Dial 999: Key Witness (1.26, ABC, 1959)

#fave spotting #patrick troughton #dial 999 #doctor who #classic doctor who #two #abc #key witness #1959 #as with other Dial 999 posts‚ the episode number and year of transmission are more in the way of educated guesses #tho two separate sources identify this as ep 26 so that's good enough for me #yes it's been a while‚ i got very distracted and wandered away from Dial 999 but I'm mopping it up now #this was a very pleasant surprise‚ not least because Pat had already made two appearances in the series: a minor role as a heavy in 1.5 and #an uncredited appearance as a tramp in 1.16 (both can be found if you follow the fave spotting tag) so i wasn't really expecting him to #turn up again. but he does! and he finally gets a real meaty part! he's the villain of the week‚ a criminal of vague occupation (he has #something to do with gambling? race tracks maybe? idk it kind of gets glossed over) but when his kid brother kills a rival and is easily #apprehended‚ Pat decides it's time to silence the witness... cue a tense cat and mouse as Pat and goon tail their mark as the police tail #them. genuinely one of the most enjoyable episodes of this funny little series i think‚ and a lot of that is down to Pat giving it his #all as a dangerous gangster. he lounges around in a dressing gown‚ he slaps his bro around‚ he jeers at the cops and he #threatens his lawyer with a watery sack grave. he's gone full villain! and it's delightful!

[beeapocalypse]

#louie doesnt get a dog of his own both bc he wants a huge beast he can ride and bc he is ofthe mind he already has two dogs (moss and the-- #-ancient sirehound. still down abt not being able 2 bring them back to hocotate with him). he still visits olimar to hang out w bulbie a lo #keep drawing oatchi smaller than he actually is ack !!! olimar asks shepherd if its cool for his kids to meet him when they drop him-- #--off at hocotate. cursed w his daughter now forever asking for a huge space dog for her birthday lol

[chappellrroan]

2024 is not a good year

#uncle called and apparently one of the good aunts is on her deathbed she has only few days left #so mom and dad went to visit her #we already had one death in jan #idk i dont feel anything does that make me a bad person i mean i did meet her few times she was nice she has a big floffy dog she used to #call her son because she did not have kids and an year or two ago he passed away so she was really heartbroken #plus her and her husband were the only sane loving couple #but i don't feel sad? idk it was just oh?oh... #tw death #mine

[lurafita]

Twisting Fairy Tales

Today's edition: Cinderella

Featuring: Magnus in the role of the non-evil Stepmom Raphael and Simon in the roles of the non-evil Stepsiblings Clary in the role of Cinderella Alec in the role of the crown prince who is so much more interested in the stepfather of the weird girl who keeps talking to the ducks in the royal pond Jace, the crown prince's first knight who is very much interested in the weird girl and wishes she would step away from the creepy ducks And Izzy in the role of the younger sister of the crown prince who would really rather talk to the Bane brothers than the princes to foreign kingdoms that hher parents have lined up for her.

#magnus bane #alec lightwood #malec #shadowhunters tv #malec prompt #jace herondale #clary fairchild #izzy lightwood #simon lewis #raphael santiago #lets twist up some fairy tales to make up new stories #Magnus would be a good stepmom #I mean stepdad #he is meant to be a parent and you can't convince me otherwise #crown prince alec #who is totally into the pretty man with three kids who has lost two spouses already #which now that I wrote it like that does sound suspicious but Magnus is innocent I swear #unless one of his spouses was an abusive asshole to the kids then Magnus totally offed him and I stand behind him anyway

[mitchievousness]

KazuRei Week Day 1 - Growing Old

when miri is fully grown and moves away from the family home, the papas move to the countryside and become the unofficial elder gays in the little village

#the papas deserve a good rest from the bustle of the city #rei is wearing a samue ! he likes casual yukatas bc its simple and loose (and very different from the suits that he used to wear) #kazuki just likes to wear a shirt and basketball shorts lmao #he also has a bit of a beer belly ;w; #most of the townsfolk privately refer to them as elder gays even tho they never officially told anyone but cmon. #no one's falling for the ''we've been roommates for almost four decades'' bs #they suck at giving advice tho... (baby gay: how did you guys come out to your parents? #kazuki: never told mine. we already weren't on speaking terms when i met rei so. #rei (trying not to say that his father tried to assassinate both his husband and child when he found out): ... yeah same #((also yes this is all inspired by barakamon lmao. its one of my favourite animes - slice of life comedy and has lots of cute kids in it!)) #anyways first prompt done woo!!! happy kazurei week everybody! #this is the first fan week that im gonna participate in all the days (hopefully lmao i still have to do two other prompts) #also i tried to do a different style than my usual in the first pic and even tho im not entirely happy with it its eh. fine. lol #i just like rotating this half-cooked au in my mind hkfhkjfdgs #buddy daddies #kazurei #kazurei week 2023

[huginsmemory]

To follow up on the previous post mentioning that I knew I'd be meeting law soon in op and being excited because I'd know I'd like him. WELL. He's not the character I imprinted on. I mean let's be real I'll probably imprint on him aggressively when I learn more about him but u know who I DID IMPRINT ON? EUSTASS KID. THATS RIGHT. my gender envy snatched that boy so fast do u understand the envy of a person who as a kid was so desperately adhered to Toxic Masculinity and Always Wanted to Be Buff. Boy howdy did I mention I so badly wanted to be perceived as Male and that roughness expected of them. And Eustass Kid fulfills that roughly masculine stereotype to a tee EXCEPT not since he's also leaning into punk subculture and gender defying lipstick and it's not meant in an effeminant way but kinda a Don't Fuck With Me Way which his whole look screams and so suddenly that's TEN TIMES BETTER BECAUSE FUCK GENDER STEREOTYPES. and also did I mention he's clearly supposed to be Celtic/Scottish? and as a person whose also Scottish I'm like oh FUCK YES. And oh no that's EXACTLY the gender vibe I want. And then u don't know anything about him for the next age I guess since they all disappeared

#god i was such an ass as a kid. how did i realize i was not trans of somesort earlier... #oh wait cause my friend i grew up with ALSO adhered to toxic masculinity and we both wanted to be buff men. but shes now happy in her #relationship with her partner and i think the gender part doesn't matter much to her #which. well to each their own #anyways terribly embarrassing for my brain to latch on so hard #also as someone who does tanning and he sorta has that fur coat/warrior vibe my brain is like We Need More Furs in My Room #just finished two sheep skins two months ago which are on my floor #but itd be nice to get another bear pelt... oooo if its a grizz i might throw it ontop of my bed since itd be big enough #i already have a bear pelt over my desk chair tho. but. also 👀 #theyre so cozy ok #gender envy #hugin rambles #eustass kid #one peice musings