How well are the 500 yr old grandpas w/ technology? I already know their asses write like founding fathers
Nightmare: Killer! how do you say "this meeting will be a waste of my fucking time, fuck you" in professional e-mail terms
Killer: Thank you, Name.
I appreciate the offer, but I would like to know what I contribute to the meeting before attending.
Cheers, Nightmare
Nightmare: <- uses text-to-speech and autocorrect
Ink: you spelled captcha wrong
Ink: and how
Ink: and frustrating
Ink: adjectives go before the noun
Ink: you used "fml" right though so good job
Ink: oh, you're also texting. in case this was meant for a search engine
Ink: <- being annoying on purpose
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If y’all can forgive Edgeworth for knowingly participating in a rigged trial because he couldn’t accept ruining his perfect record, than you should be able to forgive Phoenix for presenting forged evidence when he was facing the possibility of execution and the man actually responsible for the murder he was accused of walks free and could go after his daughter if he decided taking vengeance out on Phoenix wasn’t enough.
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Physically had to stop from drawing any further
I SLAPPED MY HAND REALLY HARD ON MY DESK SEEINHG THIS OUUHH MY GOD THEY ARE FREAKY. WOOOIWIOIOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Thor: Loki, which berries were poisonous, the blue ones or the yellow ones?
Loki: The blue ones.
Thor: Unrelated to last question, but… Could you help me get to the healers?
Loki: Why didn't you ask before you ate them!?
Thor wasn’t supposed to eat them 😔
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So like, in VTM the story of Cain and Able is REALLY important, like Cain became the first vampire as punishment for killing Able, and Kindred can also be referred to as Cainites.
Allusions to Cain and Able in the Suckening aren’t particularly forthcoming, but we do have two brothers, with one who’s being postured as innocent and beloved and the other one is violent and considering war crimes. All I’m saying is that Condi was onto some good shit with trying to make Emizel resent Shilo.
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Dick + not getting phone calls
1. Bruce makes Jason Robin (Batman 416)
Dick: "It was quite a kick for me to learn about the new Robin in the newspapers."
2. Jason dies (New Titans 55)
Dick: "Bruce never called to tell me what happened to Jason. He didn’t know I was half-way across the universe, but he didn’t even leave a message on my machine. If Danny hadn’t found out... Blast him. Why didn’t he call me?"
3. Bruce picks Jean-Paul Valley as the next Batman (Robin 13)
Dick: "You left Tim alone with a lunatic. The kid could have been killed."
Bruce: "There wasn't time."
Dick: "No time to pick up a phone? No time to call me? ... I thought there was one guy who'd have faith in me. But when it comes down to the test, you picked someone else to succeed you."
4. Alfred quits after Bruce's back gets broken in Knightfall (Nightwing: Alfred's Return)
Dick: "Bruce didn't send me. I came because I'd like to know why the guy who's been like a father to me suddenly upped and split without a word! Because my best friend has been gone for months - the Bahamas, Antarctica, England - and I didn't even get a call! Not even a postcard!"
5. Donna's son dies (Teen Titans Vol. 2 12)
Wally: "Man, Dick, I'm sorry! I thought for sure she would have called you!"
Dick: "Robbie was her world. Why didn't she call? I could have helped. I would have... I'd do anything for her..."
6. Wally's wife miscarries and...it's complicated, but for the purposes of this list you just need to know that he didn't tell Dick or ask him for help (Flash 210)
Dick: "What I said earlier, I didn't mean for it to come out that way. You're my best friend. You have been since we were kids. And after everything you went through, I just wish I was the one you came to for help - instead of Hal."
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I'm dipping, because I have to be up early tomorrow and am getting Frustrated. Which rarely happens at Matt and I'd rather not.
I just. Have to wonder where he's going with this? Because Issylra was *the* chance to show societies that are deeply entrenched in their religious nature and take pride in it, welcome it. And instead he's undermining the gods at every turn and leading to the audience and characters missing the point.
Does he want them to let the gods get eaten? (Even if it might spell doom for everyone else, even if then Ludinus and co are practically gods in their place)
Because if both parties keep being prodded into doubting the divine and wondering if the world would be better off without them, I'm not sure how they'll get back on track to actually saving the world. They'll keep waffling on siding with the millennia long conspiracy vs not risking it all to debate theology. The gods are behind the Divine Gate; Ludinus and Predathos aren't. Idk how they can feel genuine stopping this threat if there's so much debate on if it's even worth fighting for because the focus is on such selfish 'well what have they done for me?' angles.
(It’s also just... so divorced from the reality of ancient life and how gods were viewed then, let alone in a world where... I don't know... Sarenrae can help revive your friend. Specifically Sarenrae. Just a few weeks ago actually. No lingering goodwill to the Everlight or Pike?)
Matt usually pulls things through in the long-term, but seeing this continue to fester now with both parties, over months, on top of the time before the Solstice has me confused as to what direction he's trying to steer the campaign in. And if he wants these gods saved at all, or is just softening the blow to kill his (5e's) darlings.
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One big change in my training approach from Mav to Rory has been mindfulness in all the little steps in training a full behaviour. I've always had a decent sense of where I want to go, but with Mav (and and even more with Marlo) I just kinda had a "shoot for the moon fall among the stars" approach. With Rory I have a lot more critical thinking about every individual foundation and step. It's been cool to see the process from this direction.
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