#he is drooling yes

[kittehbiscuits]

Heoghehfhdfhhfso

#beetlejuice #my artwork #beetlejuice fanart #beetlejuice 1988 #movie beetlands #beetlands #barbara maitland #adam maitland #he is drooling yes #keatlejuice #beetleands

[thranduel]

astarion, the man who was dying and offered eternal life, but had no idea that it meant becoming a slave to a sadistic master.

astarion, the man who had his freedom and bodily autonomy ripped away from him.

astarion, the man who was forced to befriend, seduce and sleep with people to lure them back to his master, resulting in severe sexual trauma and the struggle to form any sort of intimate relationship.

astarion, the man who was horribly punished whenever he refused his master’s orders (one punishment being sealed away in a dusty tomb, starving, for an entire year. he scratched his hands raw trying to carve his way out).

astarion, the man who was forced to eat rats.

astarion, the man who hasn’t even been able to see his own face since he turned.

astarion, the man who had his body mutilated as cazador carved scars onto his back, which he later found out was to bind him to a ritual.

astarion, the man who is so severely traumatised that he admitted he doesn’t know how to say “no” or ask for help (and he feels guilty when he does).

astarion, the man who waited two centuries to be helped and freed from torture, but no one came.

astarion, the man who was always treated like a monster when all he wanted was to be treated like a person.

astarion, the man who came up to you in the middle of the night just to thank you for defending him and allowing him to make his own decisions.

astarion, the man who said that no one ever looked out for him or showed him kindness, and that you’re the only one. “other people don’t have a heart like you. you’re you. no one is like that.”

astarion, the man who broke the cycle of power and terror that started centuries ago thanks to the love, care and compassion that you showed him when no one else did.

astarion, the man who confessed that he loves you and feels safe with you; something he has never felt with anyone before.

#my darling boy :( #astarion #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #his backstory and character development make me want to bawl my eyes out #this is why i get so angry when people don’t even try to understand him #and when they reduce him to things he’s not #like do you pay ANY attention to anything he says?? #or do you just stare at him and drool and then continue to sexualise him #sorry if that sounds dramatic but ughhhhhh man #it’s just incredibly annoying #like i don’t know why some people choose to pick up an intense game with really deep characters if they’re not gonna try to understand them #like they weren’t just made for you to treat them like they’re objects #and what gets me is the fact that astarion would HATE how people talk about him #and yes yes i know he’s not real i’m not dumb i am aware!!!!! #but he would absolutely hate it #that flirty sexy vampire image you have of him isn’t even real #it was a mask he wore #he was literally forced into doing those things #even in the game he has a reputation for flirting and sleeping around but that’s not even who he is or what he wants #it’s all an act #and it’s just so sad how everyone reduces him to that when it traumatises him every day #and apparently there’s a scene with raphael where if you haven’t seen astarion’s scars yet -> #raphael basically says he’s surprised astarion has kept his clothes on for this long and then he strips him naked in front of everyone #it’s so horrible and unfair #i just want to hold his hand and hug him tight. he deserves so much better in the game AND in this fandom #tw abuse #tw sa #my posts

[cubbyhole-for-flea-bee]

additional work doodles on stolen printer paper ft. Jiang Cheng meeting various dog breeds

cuz I feel like it would be a hoot watching this guy react to the ecclectic variety of pooches the world has to offer

#little dogs? yes plz #large dogs like REALLY large dogs? he loves them! #let jiang cheng have dogs #he'll end up loving even the ridiculous looking ones #and give them all matching ridiculous frufru names #he'll bring one of his dogs with him to conferences #if he likes the sect hosting he'll bring one of the smaller and polite ones #if he DOESN'T then he'll roll up accompanied by a massive drooling beastie the size of small horse #u know one of those dogs whose panting is audible across a room? imagine one of them in the fucking high-ceiling echo chambers the jin like #to host dinners in cuz it flaunts their wealth and then trying to hold a discussion #“now on the issue of chief cultivator-” *PANT PANT PANT SCHLORP PANT PANT PANT* #corgi #basset hound #great dane #daschund #(imagine explaining the phrase 'weiner dog' to the grumpiest sect leader xD) #sheepdog #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin #mdzs #fan art #the untamed #sketches

[bihansthot]

Some new screenshots of Bi-Han’s new skins

I’m dying, the vampire one is soooooooo good!!

#mortal kombat #bi han #sub zero #mk1 2023 #ps5 #ps5 screenshots #my baby girl #bbg #hes so babygirl #my husband #vampire #yes please #drooling

[benbamboozled]

Concept I had to draw spawned from @marsupialmenace and their JayDick Socialites-verse, wherein Jay tweets Dick’s Ugly Sleepface at 5am and the gossers go wild.

#JayDick #Jason Todd runs the Iceberg Lounge. #Dick ‘Richie’ Grayson is his own brand. #they fake-date for the buzz and then catch feelings :>>> #my artwork #yes Dick has a unibrow growing in and a retainer and he drools. #not pictured: his snoring. #jay: I should not be into this.

[abearbutch]

i want to share some of my best pics of dexter

#cats #black cats #black cat #dexter #mine #sillyposting #i’m obsessed w him he’s a freak n also so sweet #second row from the bottom on the left yes he is drooling #he gets v happy n drool purrs

[elkkiel]

*dreamy sigh* hi II 🫠

brought to you via II's insta

#i have so many different thoughts i am gonna explode i am drooling frothing at the maw darling will you saturate yes i have actually #fuck hes so hot it should be illegal to have this this much sexy groovy swag at once #everyone say thank you sam for the handheld cam #def my fave live summoning performance from him holy shit he is way too good #sleep token #sleep token ii #ii sleep token #sleep token live

[thelikesoffinn]

been thinking about it lately and Ascended Astarion = Dead Dove content and I'm not sure that's really understood, even by the writers. when I finally got around to the character I decided to ascend him with, I was SUPREMELY disappointed by the conversations options following it. it seemed like the dialogue choices were trying to push the narrative on my character that they made this choice w/o considering the consequences and they are bound to regret it. the closest I could get to answering his question of "why did u let me go thru w it?" was "I wanted u to be powerful".

but with that character? my accept Bhaal durge? that isn't the reasoning. at all. (related: "what do u want as a reward?" "ur body" was the closest answer my character could give. otherwise I'd've answered "murder :))")

for context, this run was born of a conversation w my friend discussing supposed content no one had seen bc "no one's that evil". we thought, what's more evil than killing literally every npc? I failed the conceit of the challenge immediately bc I can't handle senseless animal cruelty in my games. killing children? fine (u need a mod to do this in BG3, but I am thankfully plenty delighted to use mods), killing a neutral animal npc? no can do.

so I started this durge (they are the only character that can come close to "killing" Gale with that first interaction) run with the intention of killing everyone except Shadowheart (only a cleric of Shar can truly kill Aylin) and Astarion (bc I need to smooch him). (and there is a mod for playing an origin character as durge, which would have meant playing as Shadowheart, but I MUST smooch Astarion and I don't tend to do het or female romances, unless I'm forced to (*sighs dreamily* oh, Garrus Vakarian). I'm just not interested in that set of equipment in that way, so may as well just make a durge dude.) somehow something went wonky and Halsin ended up joining us and I was so perplexed I just allowed him to stay. (he's meant to attack if u destroy the grove but free him anyway, but instead he just showed up that night and went straight into his Moonrise spiel. is it bc the wolf Silver never aggro'd me and thus survived???) so I fixed the Shadow Curse all while killing every single humanoid and hostile animal in acts 1 & 2. including Thaniel, which makes Halsin's talks later in act 3 of getting news from Thaniel and the Grove hysterical. idk what I did but I sure as hell broke this poor man.

(on a related note, Halsin will give out to u when u accept Bhaal, but will still give u the "u have exceeding my expectations, also we should bang" in the same conversation. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT IT'S DARKLY FUNNY.)

in the conversation when Astarion is expressing surprise that u let him go thru w it, my durge is just like, yes my motivation is that I like to kill ppl :))). it's not a sex thing for him (that is separate from the murder!), but he's still fine w the outcome. yes, Astarion looks down on him, but that's fine! he's allowed to be wrong about that, durge doesn't care. so long as Astarion lets him kill ppl he genuinely just does not give a shit.

(I actually had the idea that if Halsin were to ever rediscover his morals and tried to leave he'd ask Astarion to turn him so Halsin would not have a choice. as I said, this durge *does not fucking care*.)

this is probably the only character I will play that would let Astarion ascend bc I enjoy dead dove SOMETIMES, but not always or in large doses, but I get so few dialogue options that convey that in an rp sense! I don't think the writers/devs REALLY took that into consideration, sometimes. like, yeah, there are going to be ppl making fucked up choices but surely no one would go THIS far! for THIS reason! honey, u need to look up the Dead Dove tag on AO3, there are absolutely ppl making choices for those fucked up reasons.

(and I understand the whole "this confirms to Astarion about sex yadda yadda". even if that's not Tav/Durge motivation, that's how ASTARION would *interpret* it.)

(oh yes, and also, don't let Orin abduct Yenna. it doesn't matter whether u find out in camp or the sewers, Grub will not survive. I was devastated. if I'd known, I would have made sure Halsin was available for her, but she won't abduct a party member or someone ur romancing.)

long story short, I want to play a durge that even ascended Astarion finds unsettling. that's the dream.

Hello there, duck!

Your run sounds delightfully evil! I wish I could play one of those, haha, but I'm too soft hearted. My one evil run with my durge Salira was ended before even entering the grove because I felt horrible after getting rid of Gales hand! Seriously, I can barely take killing the squirrel as durge, and I always save Alfira because I feel horrendous otherwise!

(Fun fact, on all five runs I've done Yenna just vanished at some point and grubs was left standing in my camp, which was like...eh?)

And yes, Halsin is always somewhat of an issue, isn't he? He's just running around, causing mayhem in peoples games because he seems slightly bugged out, haha. I had one run, where he wouldn't go to the spot where we save Thaniel because he joined the fight against Marcus at Last Light and somehow got stuck, for some reason. Same run, none of his vocals would play, which was also very interesting. Everybody would make noise when they climbed or got hurt but Halsin was always silent and just there! And in another run the dude really straight up hated me - he was so mean and snappy, I swear to god he wanted my Durge dead - and then he suddenly went: "Hey you're super cool and strong and I just want to gently fuck you beneath the moonlight if you'll let me" and I was like: Say what.

Regarding the dead Dove: I've talked to people of Discord before, and some of them mentioned something similar a couple of times, but personally, I do think the writers actually knew what they were doing here!

Of course, I do agree that it relies heavily on the regret notion and that it somewhat shoehorns you into a certain narrative corner, I noticed that too when I was ascending him for research - I hated doing that, but all for the asks, haha - but I thought it was really fitting for what it is!

The bad ending, that is. I know we all somewhat forget that because of how people view him as a character, but ascension is the bad ending. Even on an evil run, where your character may have considered all options, it is very likely that Tav hasn't accounted for one very important part of being a true vampire.

The obsession.

It's still somewhat mild in the game, though definitely there, but it will only get stronger as time goes on, and it will probably get to the point that the only escape is death. Either his or Tav's. So, in the end, ascension will come with an armload of regret and the writers were making sure we know that.

And, on top of that, even if we let him ascend in a pursuit for power - or in in your durge's special case: murder :) - we still cast spawn Astarion aside because he doesn't fit our needs, thus making it very clear to him that who he is isn't enough and his behaviour is the price we now pay.

It's pretty much the same with all the other companions as well - justiciar Shadowheart and ascended Lae'zel, for example. However, it doesn't bother us as much, because we have different expectations towards ascended Astarion than, for example, dark justiciar Shadowheart. We don't expect a positive narrative here, a narrative where becoming shady-shar's loyal subject isn't an objectively dumb decision to make, so we don't mind the dead dove as much. It's exactly what we've been expecting - and Aylin even warned us how Shadowheart would change upon becoming a dark justiciar - so yepp. This went exactly how we thought it would and this is what we wanted.

Astarion, however, is a somewhat special case, because his bad ending is, by far, the one that gets the most romanticised. He's so heavily romanticised by so many, that the bad parts nearly start to fade, even with those who don't like the ascended ending. It becomes just 'the other ending', if you will.

And yet, it's still the bad ending.

Ascension is the bad ending for a character that we've somewhat given up on. That we misunderstood so deeply, mayhaps, that we traded his entire being for power and, quite frankly, beauty. We showed him that he isn't enough, we let the boy run and hide the only way he knew how and now we're faced with the consequences and yes, it's really dead dove but...what did we expect?

#the 'other ending' syndrome is really strong with astarion #like #I'm constantly reminding myself that yes this is the bad ending lady #don't let the tumblr confuse you #It's baaad #and for those saying “what beauty he doesn't change his face after ascension” - you can't fool me #I know how some of you start drooling once he growls and says 'you're mine' #That's the beauty I'm talking of #also yes the “murder :)” was necessary #anon chose this vibe and who am I not to comply! #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate #baldurs gate #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #the dark urge #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #ascended astarion #dead dove do not eat

[midnight-moth]

Mothhhhh, where's Rains favorite place to nap on Dew. Where does he like to press his head against and just happy sleep

I think if Dew is still awake, he puts his head in his lap. But Dew has terrible posture and sits like a shrimp. Which means he can rest his head kind of in between his hips and press his face into Dew’s tummy.

Despite appearances there’s def a pad of fat right underneath his belly button. It’s very cozy to smush his face into. And if it’s during daylight hours, or maybe not even, he definitely pulls Dew’s shirt over his head. He swears he doesn’t bite the little roll of fat not even once…

He may wake up very sweaty but it’s worth it. Absolutely wraps his arms around Dew’s waist despite the angle not really allowing it to be comfortable and when he can’t take it anymore and really wants to go to sleep, Dew has to sacrifice one of his arms so Rain can hold it to his chest like a teddy bear.

No, Dew can’t or won’t get up until he wakes up. So many a ghoul have received a text message asking for drinks, a phone charger, a snack, or even the remote 3 feet away that he can’t reach.

Of course Dew shoves the other arm inside his shirt so he can run his fingers through Rain’s hair and he stops when the purring stops and is replaced by muffled snoring.

#this was an excessive answer #yes he drools all over Dew’s skin or shirt #raindrop #rain ghoul #dewdrop ghoul #nameless ghouls #headcanons

[deiaiko]

Guess what day is it~

#yes it's Khun's bday!! #happy birthday to my favorite victim <3 #also yes I know how to shade properly #just usually not having time to do it #or motivation #easter egg: they had a make out session the night before #also bam picked that clothes so he could show off his muscles #he knows khun likes it #i want the cake tho #*drools* #deliberately put the strawberries that way to form a '<3' hehe #tower of god #tog #bam #baam #25th bam #25th baam #khun #khun a.a #khun aguero agnis #rak #rak wraithraiser #khunbam #bamxkhun #koonbaam #my art

[kakashiislut]

Gantu started my monster fucker obsession ❤️(*^ω^*)

#yes yes yes #fem dom #monster #monster fucker #i’m literally going insane #i’m drooling #I want him so bad #send me asks #Real girlies know he’s sexy af #either you get it or you don't #i get it #gantu

[ineffably-graham]

Mr Green Appreciation

To quote a meme I cannot find, "I am looking carnally. I am looking like a whore."

#clue 1985 #clue movie #michael mckean #mr green #mr green clue #clue #im in love #im drooling #i am looking #please mr green just give me a chance #id do anything for him #the way hes bent over that pool table #yes please

[iwaasfairy]

bachira-nii, whose monster comes out in two of the things he loves most: soccer and his little sister

˓˓ ू༼ ⠁⃘ཀ ⠁⃘ू༽ im starVED OFf meguru nii i juST WANT IT I WANt hIMMMM bc yES he's absolutely unhinged but only for soccer and tormenting his little sister with so much attention and love it gives people a toothache hHHH the monster's saying: "she's yours. breed her more ♡♡♡" and the monster has yet to steer him wrong! who's he to say no to anything the monster asks of him, yk?

#drOOLING ALL OVER MYSELF GFDSfytfdusf heS MY SWEET LITTLZ pUMPKIN PIE BUT #i knOW HE IS FUCKING FILTHY about a liTTLe sister #i know it i knoWWW ittttt #he doesn't have eyes for anyone else ♡♡ #so you can't have eyes for anyone else either okay? #yes yes yESSBDSGTFGUD #bACHIRAAA i waNNA puLL mY FINGERS THROUGH THE yELLOW pARTS OF HIS HAIR #gGGGGGGGGG #honey mail #tw.incest

[avocado-writing]

Congrats on your successful performance!

Here are some of my Horny Aziraphale headcanons for u(from bootlmoth with love❤️)

✨ He feels the lust and passion that's around him in the way he feels love

✨ He likes foodplay ofc🧁 (Seriously that short fic you wrote how he and Crowley get hot and bothered by readers fruit eating ways ughhh so good!!!)

✨ Vocal(love them soft low moans and hitches and gasps). You could play him like an instrument the way different body parts elicit various sounds from him😏

✨ I personally headcanon that his sexual awakening have started with self-exploration, touching, probing, poking his body parts to find what sensations each place causes. And self-love is one of the best ways to enjoy his earthly body.

✨Sex with another person(well, Crowley or reader hehe) is like a meal for him, exchange of energies, he can "taste" the burst of orgasmic pleasure

✨ Kissing is one of his favorite things. He likes it slow and sensual, exploratory, ough those plump lips move so sinfully..

✨ To the contrary belief, he likes risque, a bit of danger and excitement

✨ He loves to sketch..(I'd love to see his Twitter porn art account honestly ahahah, he would be popular, imagine commissioning him, and he WILL do commissions and requests lol)

✨ He's a switch, depending on both of your moods. He's a soft dom and generously gives all the love and attention for your own pleasure and gets turned on more and more in the process of witnessing your enjoyment. He also loves being the one to get pampered and taken care of

first of all thank u!!!! and u never have to go on anon for these. second:

AZIRAPHALE DOES NOT EARN MONEY THROUGH SELLING BOOKS. HE GETS MONEY FROM HIS NSFW TWITTER ACCOUNT.

these are incredible headcanons. i love them. i want to eat them.

#and the self pleasure hc? yes 100% #he manifested different things to see what felt better #he likes to be fucked with a pussy or a cock. both are wonderful in different ways #or anything in between or otherwise tbh #answered #a+++++ headcanons #drooling

[feedingonthegoore]

🚨🚨🚨 tobias in a beanie 🚨🚨🚨

#hes so cute even as a blur #those eyes 👀 #yes i am so desperate for him i drool over a blur 😂

[pseudosaprophyte]

not enough people are horny for charlie slimecicle :( what happened guys u used to love objectifying men :( well i’m still here. hard at work. doing my duty

#he’s hot asf and it’s not said enough #yes this is because of the story he posted at the gym #u guys are always drooling over the most mediocre skinny men #but when this ripped nerd who wears tight dorky shirts is right in front of u #ur silent. what’s wrong with u #anyways charlie slimecicle call me #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #idk what else to tag this as #me being gay