#he met him online

[microwavepopcorn]

#bo is in love with the grasshopper ig #he met him online #it was a whirlwind romance #and now they have three kids and the grasshopper still brings him flowers every friday after he gets off work #LMAO what the fuck #aaaaaanyways #bo burnham #bert gifs #bo burnham inside #bo burnham make happy #bo burnham what #egghead #robert pickering burnham #inside bo burnham #happy friday #have a good weekend everyone #i hope you all meet your grasshopper if you haven’t already

[weirdmageddon]

It's not totally clear here why Dave's dream self appears to be already awake while his real self is also awake. I think we must infer that his dream self is in some sort of "waking trance" where he's technically awake but too preoccupied by certain things to be considered fully awake.

thinking about jade being lonely as hell on her island and going to sleep waking up on prospit and seeing john (not knowing his name yet) asleep plagued with the creepy dersite doll dreams with the scary teeth and just aughhhh

and she’d like overhear the white queen talk about the dark kingdom derse and the prince(sse)s of the moon that are there and trying to attract as little attention as possible jade would fly out there through the medium because shes so lonely. and she’d go to the purple moons’ towers. she’d find a girl is sound asleep in her purple robes and bed. but the other kid on the moon she finds is awake! except… not really. more like in a trance state. awake but not conscious. but she likes to hear whatever garbled stuff this triangle-speced boy has to say

the trip is long but jade visits this boy a few times since he’s the only non-asleep person like her she can interact with face to face. he usually seems lost in his own world, usually listening to music or talking to himself about stuff that doesnt make much sense. when she’s deprived of sapient affection she’ll touch him in small gestures like holding his hand while he listens to his music and he’ll squeeze back instinctually, and it helps her experience a microdose of the human connection. maybe he doesnt get much in the way of sapient affection either. when she hears The Horrors of the furthest ring another dream headset pops into existence for her to listen along with him and they listen to whatever music hes making. who is he

#homestuck #hs #dave strider #jade harley #davejade #kinda #just for visibility #idk theyre probably like 9 here #havent met yet at that point probably #a year or so later john introduces her to an online friend named dave #she asks about his hobbies and he sends her stuff hes working on #the sorts of music he sends her feels familiar #she feels compelled to learn from him and collaborate #hmm. i wonder since this free association dream dave is more id-influenced #if he composed crystalanthemums from his dreams with jade. because it sounds sweet dreamy and wistful #because it originated from dave in freshjamz #like waking dave i mean. because hes awake but like. subconscious dream dave channeling stuff #and he’s like. huh. whyd i feel compelled to write that damn #and he found it and was like “oh hey i dont remember even making this one its from a couple years ago Crystalanthemums.mp3” #and jade is like “wow dave this is really pretty!!!! i …… dont know why….but i have this feeling that i should be remixing this!”

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

The racism my beloved Simon had to face….my baby. 🥺💔

Although painful to watch, it felt incredibly validating. It was so annoying watching some people say this show was “only about class” while dismissing the BS that Simon had to go through. The abuse was ten fold because he’s POC and S3 finally exposed that.

That being said, and on a more positive note, it was so incredibly sexy when Simon sang happy birthday to Wille in Spanish (he feels safe with him!) and when Wille admitted to fantasizing about stroking those beautiful curlssss (and then actually did it). 🥹❤️‍🩹

Wilmon forever. 🤎🤍

#simon the bravest of braves and the sweetest of sweets i love him sooooooo much #and apparently inspo was from irl hate comments omar has received? 🔪 #oh HELL no. 🐓🤎 #omar brought face heart soul and curls to this season and to this damn show and i love him and simon so much #like it wouldn’t have been that bad if he was fully white and didn’t look the way he did and i stand by that #those online hate comments were disgusting #imported? latin lover? (they were a breath away from flat out calling him a wh*re and i was ready to throw some fucking hands) #even more hurtful because simon was very obviously a virgin when he met wille and didn’t even sleep with that douchebag #who shall not be named on my blog #y’all can try to pry this interracial ship out of my cold dead hands (you won’t) #but we heal and that’s beautiful ❤️‍🩹 #they mean soooo much to me 😭😭😭 #and like i said before #no it wouldn’t have been good if simon wasn’t poc I SAID WHAT I SAID WHAT I SAID #young royals #wilmon #simon eriksson #simon my beloved 💜 #i love them sooooooooooooooo much. #🤎🤍

[fastidious-and-a-mess]

guys can we PLEASE stop shipping riz w people. honestly at this point i kind of don’t even care if you yourself are also acespec/arospec/aspec.

yes, aspec people can be in relationships, etc etc, but riz specifically has expressed over and over and over again that that is something he personally has absolutely zero interest in.

he’s not just canonically aroace, he also canonically does not want a relationship.

“aroace people can be happy in romantic/sexual/queerplatonic relationships” is a true statement. “people who do not want to be in any kind of monogamous committed relationship can be happy in a monogamous committed relationship” is quite a bit harder to argue.

i’m just so sick of it. i’m glad we all understand that there’s nuance to aspec identities, and everyone’s expressions of and experiences with their own aspec identities are going to be different and personal.

like, it’s not even just about the asexual/aromantic aspect anymore. it’s also just refusing to let him not want to be in a relationship. why are so many people so resistant to the idea that he does not want to be in a relationship. like genuinely, why can you not accept that there are people who just don’t want that. who would just be unhappy in a relationship. why can’t you wrap your head around the idea that wanting a relationship is not a thing that everyone secretly wants. like, No, he hasn’t just not “met the right person” yet. because there is no right person. because he’s simply not interested.

this post is kind of rambly and not as effectively phrased as it could be i think but idc.

TL;DR: riz being aroace is not the only reason to not ship him. he also, explicitly and repeatedly, has stated he does not want to be in a relationship. “aspec people can be in relationships” is completely irrelevant because regardless riz simply does not want a relationship. please just respect thag.

edit: plz don’t like this is u wont rb. i won’t guilt you into rbing, it’s ur blog i’m not ur dad do what u want etc etc. it’s just irritating for me personally to see ppl interacting w this but not willing to actually put it on their blogs.

#sorry to keep this ‘’’’’’’ discoure ‘’’’’’’ alive #im just sooooo tired #i just don’t understand how so many people can see this character have such a significant part of characterization be about how #he does not want to be in a Relationship at all and how that affects him and his relationships with the people in his life #and then go ‘what if he was in a Relationship with his best friend’ #like come on!! #i don’t care how you define the Relationship. i don’t care about your own personal identity. #i don’t care about whatever reasons you come up with the justify why it’s actually totally fine #the bottom line is riz does not want that for himself and you’re deciding that that’s not worth respecting #sorry fabriz enjoyers but i wish you guys would just stfu #dimension 20 #fantasy high #riz gukgak #edit continued: ik it’s all just online fandom stuff. but it’s also representative of a larger issue #of people just being incapable of comprehending that some people don’t want relationships. or even past that; that some people actively want #to Not be in relationships. it’s people coming into contact with a person (character) like that and believing that that just can’t be true #that that person Must secretly actually want a relationship. even if they don’t know it. they just haven’t met the right person yet. etc etc #if you can’t give up outting riz in any kind of relationship then you cannot accept that some people really truly do not want relationships #that’s FINE. PLEASE just respect that

[seawing-vibes]

Some sillay doodles!! Qinterwatcher + trans jade-winglet doodles <3 I tend to do these silly (very off model & probably real out of character) jade winglet doodles as warm ups & cool downs after bigger drawings !! They’re fun to do

#(also when I say off-model i mean of my personal designs for them . canon designs mean nothing to me lmao) #it’s taken me weeks to build the confidence (?) to post these i do not know why #i did most of these during artfight 👍 theres a lot more but its mainly just little doodles of them standin around #either way I headcanon the entire jade winglet as trans in some way <3 you can put your own headcanons onto that as you please but my #personal headcanons are - #winter (trans man) Turtle (transfem) Moon (transmasc / nonbinary) Kinkajou (genderfluid is the best descriptor maybe) Qibli (nonbinary) #Peril (nonbinary) !! that first ‘’’’comic’’’’ w/ winter is him just tellin everyone because he transitioned before they met & he was comfy #enough with them all to let them know thar part of his identity :0) !!!!!! or at least thats how I interpret it #doodle #winter #qibli #moonwatcher #qinterwatcher #<- is that they’re ship name ?? Im not really sure #turtle #kinkajou #peril #hopefully ill post the other doodles maybe !!!! dunno why im so scared to post art online rn pghj so many artfight attacks …. never posted.. #TideArt

[fishnchip3011]

the bfs..... i saw a cute outfit in a store a while ago and felt like drawing rowan in it. then the 2nd pic happened

+ some character info! i initially made rowan without intending to ship him with anyone specifically but i realized he & seb would be really good for each other (seb helps rowan become more assertive, rowan helps seb be more empathetic). them BAM gay people 💥

#ignore how i forgot his tattoos. i mean what they're literally right there what are you talking about #haley and emily use rowan as their dress-up doll & mannequin hehehe #rowan went to an artsy college so hes used to friends who r fashion majors (met thru clubs/classes/online communities/friends of friends)- #-that would use him as a mannequin LOL also cuz he has friends who dress in many different unique styles so he doesnt feel embarrassed- #-dressing femininely or stuff like that. showing skin in front of his Crush tho...which is a nonissue bc seb lieks it Alot heh #his jaw drops every time. HE NEEDS TO STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #my art #farmer rowan #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley farmer #stardew valley fanart #stardew valley oc #sdv oc #sdv fanart #sdv farmer #sdv sebastian #stardew valley sebastian #stardew sebastian #sebastian sdv #sebastian x farmer

[genesis-quoi]

Alternate timeline where tails joins forces with sonic solely thinking that being famous will bring him the recognition, attention, and love he’s always wanted but he doesn’t find out what love really means when despite his worldview flipping upside down sonics there to sit on the ceiling with him and talk to him as always, like he’s a person

#sonic #miles tails prower #sth #it’s the ‘they find each other in every universe’ that got to me alright #sonic joins forces with tails because he’s finally met someone as delusional as him #finding out the hard way when after sonic 2 tails goes online to find everyone roasting him in the comments section #like that one part of Ralph breaks the internet

[merakiui]

thinking about professor [insert twst character here] who is your sugar daddy and doesn’t know you’re a student at the university he works at until he sees your name on his roster for this semester’s upcoming class…….

#meraki mumbles #sitting in class looking so normal as if an hour prior your insides weren’t rearranged by him during his break :) #PROFESSOR ASHENGROTTO I AM LOOKING AT YOU!!!!! OTL #and professor flamm….. and professor rosehearts and professor leech and orz orz #all of them….. T-T #OMG OR HE’S YOUR FWB WHO YOU MET ONLINE……. #too many thoughts >_<

[cyarsk5230]

Don’t date a bad bitch if you can’t handle one

#Jonah hill #Keke Palmer #keke #please dump his ass! #just because you are a mother doesn’t mean you can’t dress sexy #and no one should be with someone who thinks they can judge and dictate how you dress #and shame you online #keke palmer #twitter #pls dump him #the fact he didn’t do it in private if he had a problem is a 🚩 #also the fact that he expects her to do what meets HIS standards for HIS reputation #View post #dump his ass #i've met people who think once you're in a relationship you aren't allowed to show off your body anymore #what kind of bullshit is that #my thoughts exactly #get his money up and not his funny up AHAHAHAHAHAHA #either way they are all in the wrong the deeper you go into this story #it's bad on all fronts and i feel sorry for no one #honestly you're keke fuckin palmer you don't gotta take this from NOBODY #DUMP THIS BUM #WHO EVEN IS DARIUS DAULTON #He should kill himself #if you cant handle a bad bitch DONT DATE THEM

[kulvefaggoth]

.

#been thinking a lot lately about if i want a new name #and what that name would be #gui is just a nickname for my birth name so it's meant as a temporary thing #and y'know i've been thinking about a lot of names #but yesterday the name Pallas came to me #and... i'm sort of very on board with it? #like it's not a full Woman Name like say Cereza or Cassandra #it's vaguely feminine in sound but could be a neutral name for all intents and purposes #plus i've never met anyone with Pallas as a given name not even online #it's fairly unique and that has appeal to my i'm not like other girls side #we'll see #ugh wish i could start transition already #but... money.... #also idk how to talk about this with my dad rn #he's not reactionary or anything but it's always scary #wish i didn't have to depend on him for that #doesn't feel very big girl of me to not even pay for my own transition

[unicofan3011]

the beefs..... i saw a cute outfit in a store a while ago and felt like drawing rowan in it. then the 1st pic happened

#also for the 2nd one haley and emily use rowan as their dress-up doll & mannequin hehehe #rowan went to an artsy college so hes used to friends who r fashion majors (met thru clubs/classes/online communities/friends of friends)- #-that would use him as a mannequin LOL also cuz he has friends who dress in many different unique styles so he doesnt feel embarrassed- #-dressing femininely or stuff like that. showing skin in front of his Crush tho...which is a nonissue bc seb lieks it Alot heh #his jaw drops every time. HE NEEDS TO STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #my art #rowan #rowan/sebastian #mspaint my savior #sdv (unicofan3011)

[kcyars189]

#Keke Palmer #keke #please dump his ass! #just because you are a mother doesn’t mean you can’t dress sexy #and no one should be with someone who thinks they can judge and dictate how you dress #and shame you online #keke palmer #twitter #pls dump him #the fact he didn’t do it in private if he had a problem is a 🚩 #also the fact that he expects her to do what meets HIS standards for HIS reputation #View post #dump his ass #i've met people who think once you're in a relationship you aren't allowed to show off your body anymore #what kind of bullshit is that #my thoughts exactly #get his money up and not his funny up AHAHAHAHAHAHA #either way they are all in the wrong the deeper you go into this story #it's bad on all fronts and i feel sorry for no one #honestly you're keke fuckin palmer you don't gotta take this from NOBODY #DUMP THIS BUM #WHO EVEN IS DARIUS DAULTON #He should kill himself #if you cant handle a bad bitch DONT DATE THEM

[didderd]

Hello!!! Tis I, I have a question for tic, or about tic, however you'd like to answer!

Tic disorders and tourettes seem so unheard of, like many people don't fully understand them or even know they exist. I was thinking about how Sans would probably be one of the only monsters with tourettes in the underground. How would he react to reaching the surface and meeting other humans with similar tic disorders and tourettes?

Would he feel relieved? Shocked? Happy? So curious to see 👀

Tic: Omg. All of the above. When we got to the surface, Paps did some digging for me an' found a local Tourette's and Tic Disorder community thing and suggested I sign up. Ofc I did immediately. Y'know, I hate doin' anythin' that requires effort heh, but to meet others like me? Wasn't a hard choice at all.

When I met them, it was amazing. To have people to talk to, just like me, that I can relate to on such a deep level, and to just.. see their tics. See how some of 'em were completely different than any of mine, but some of 'em were some of the exact same tics as I have. Shit drove me to tears. Only moment in my life that could compete with that one was seein' the sun for the first time, and that was still fresh in my mind. Needless to say I was emotional.

Didn't help that they were so nice too. They were so welcoming. Even seemed just as exited to have me there as I was to be there. I love those guys. My pals, every single one of 'em.

Yeah it's exhausting an' chaotic, our tics all triggering each other's, but it's so worth it. I'd do it again an' again, and I do! I still join the meets every week. Wouldn't stop goin' for the world.

#sry long reply. he's just so happy to have people like him in his life #i don't go to something like this #but i would love to some day #jus. pouring all my hopes and dreams into this lil guy lmao #never met someone in person with tourette's #jus a few ppl with tics online #my tourette's only become active like a year n a half ago tho #ty for the ask fren <3 #tam ask event #tourette's awareness month #tourette's sans #tic sans #neurospicy sans #neurodivergent sans #undertale #undertale au #tourette's #tourette syndrome #tourettic #didderd asks #didderd ocs #monsterroonio

[hella1975]

hella idk what to send to you for aftg im either bored or annoyed and I don't wanna just say bad things about it 😭 like that's just rude and yall obviously like it I DONT WANNA BE SOME DEBBY DOWNER MDMWKEM

I looked at the anti aftg tag too to see if I could intermingle there and last I checked it was a mix of fans obsessed with the series and haters being just a tad harsh imo, so i couldn't even do that RIP. I'm so lonesome in what is maybe a whole group of people gaslighting me 😔👊

honestly ive said this before and i always have to tread a very fine line with it because this isn't me saying it's OKAY or like. promotable. but i do think to an extent that aftg's problematicness is actually an aspect of what draws people in a lot. like the characters and their reactions to things feel real for who they are, what they've been through and the environments they were raised in if that makes sense? and then you go in the anti-aftg tag and it's just again and again 'they said THIS thing and acted THIS way in response to THIS scenario and it was PROBLEMATIC' and like. yeah. outside of the internet bubble you're in people do actually do that. like that behaviour exists. it IS problematic, well done. you pointed at a wall and called it a wall. but like? in real life people - PARTICULARLY deprived, traumatised people that typically don't ever get therapy or community or someone telling them why something is bad - DO act this way. ive said half of my love for andrew is literally just because he took an awful backstory and let it make him a complete cunt and ive NEVER seen a character do it as shamelessly as him before. and yeah there's the argument for how it's never resolved in the book where nora ties it with a bow and points at the bad behaviour so the readers can go 'see, this is wrong' and we all clap, but idk it just for me feels that when people point at the aftg characters and go problematic! problematic! problematic! it's like they're missing the point a bit.

the point being? that we need to be putting WAY more heat on the author. i really dislike her and a lot of her writing choices and her insistance of using slurs that aren't hers to reclaim and just because it happened to make the characters feel just that bit more authentic i can still acknowledge that she CLEARLY wrote it without characterisation in mind and just added all that problematic shit anyway. like i never get why there's so little focus on nora's writing decisions and thousands of posts just fucking CRUCIFYING the characters themselves and 'let's explain in detail why this behaviour is Morally Reprehensible and they should be Locked Up Forever'. like if u want to focus on the characters so bad and pretend they're the sole reason why aftg is Problematic and Bad then why is it so hard to acknowledge that someone raised the way they were might have some misinformed, ignorant beliefs. idk lol

#but i do also think im prone to viewing these characters as TOO real and i understand there's a line to be drawn between media and reality #like at what point does 'life imitates art' become just a genuinely shit piece of media #and at the end of the day im fully aware which end of the spectrum aftg is on LMAO but this is my 2 cents #like ive met so many people that have said absolutely heinous things that the internet would eat them alive for #like homophobic sexist shit you name it they've said it and it IS problematic and uncomfortable to listen to #but i also know that while teenagers online that would call them problematic were busy claiming some new fucking buzz word to throw around #those people were actively just fucking trying to survive. like they weren't learning about why misogyny is bad #because they were fucking addicted to drugs or living through poverty or some shit like they had BIGGER PROBLEMS #like not everyone got the education or life experiences you got and while it's valid to assume someone saying horrible things #is horrible themselves there's also the times it's just genuinely a misinformed ignorant person #like they'll say 'problematic' things and i'll point out why it's bad and they'll literally go 'oh i never thought of that.' that's it!!! #like i have this childhood friend whose life has been an absolute circus start to finish like COMPLETE instability i wont even get into it #low and behold she had NO ONE educating her about things and one time i had to explain to her why having abortion rights was important #bc she just out of nowhere said she was against abortions. and i initially was outraged and disappointed that this came from her #but i didn't patronise her or shout i just explained my angle on why i think they're good and she was on side immediately #cause she always had bigger problems than researching ethics and no one to guide her so she just absorbed the first opinion she came across #and in a small town from a working class family that opinion is typically not the nice woke answer the internet demands #and with aftg particularly andrew bc he's the one who gets a lot of slack for being violent and generally unreasonable #you have someone who has literally not had someone treat him kindly a single time in his life and each new person is a genuine safety threa #like the average person just does not have to deal with that! ofc they have more time to decide their political and moral compass! #and that's so relevant to real life! popularity for the monarchy is highest amongst the working class! the people voted for brexit! trump! #the lower classes and marginalised simply do not have the resources that higher classes do #and someone fighting for survival is not going to be reading twitter threads on cancel culture in their spare time #so many issues in the world can be eased so much quicker by kindness and patient non-patronising education #than just. pointing and calling 'problematic' at anything remotely uncomfortable #idk where this came from its 2am i should go to bed and instead im ranting not even about aftg anmore this is completely it's own thing now #i feel like i worded this badly too im gonna wake up to anons in the morning accusing me of like. condoning spiking #also gloomy i am SO sorry you are the true victim of this i went ENTIRELY off piste on this one please ignore this 😭 #ask

[cyarsk52-20]

a live visual of me supporting Keke Palmer circling the block to remind her baby daddy that his misogyny towards her was so unserious/classless by starring as a VIDEO GIRL IN USHER’S VIDEO 😂😩:

#Instagram #Keke Palmer #darius daulton #keke palmer #I would have never embarrassed you in public babe #keke #please dump his ass! #just because you are a mother doesn’t mean you can’t dress sexy #and no one should be with someone who thinks they can judge and dictate how you dress #and shame you online #twitter #pls dump him #the fact he didn’t do it in private if he had a problem is a 🚩 #also the fact that he expects her to do what meets HIS standards for HIS reputation #View post #dump his ass #i've met people who think once you're in a relationship you aren't allowed to show off your body anymore #what kind of bullshit is that #my thoughts exactly #get his money up and not his funny up AHAHAHAHAHAHA #either way they are all in the wrong the deeper you go into this story #it's bad on all fronts and i feel sorry for no one #honestly you're keke fuckin palmer you don't gotta take this from NOBODY #DUMP THIS BUM #WHO EVEN IS DARIUS DAULTON #He should kill himself #if you cant handle a bad bitch DONT DATE THEM

[t-t-p-d]

why is this guy texting me like ???? /GEN

#he's been making convo w me for the past few days like continuously #but somehow we're never online at the same time #wheneve i respond there's like hours before he replies again #and i've replied him instantly too but he just goes offline?? #and my replies are pretty dry too but he's still continuing the convo #so what do you want 😭😭😭 #also it would be really random if he's doing this to make friends because we met under the most random circumstances #not like 'schoolmates' or something normal 💀 so he literally has no reason to continue texting me? #he literally asked for my number from our mutual.... #ok atp im still replying him for the plot 🫡 where will this go we'll see #text