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leclercsainzz · 7 months
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hey darling,
could please do a mick x twin sister where she’s dating lando and just make it all sweet and lovely please? 😊
BROTHERS & BOYFRIENDS
PAIRINGS: lando norris x schumacher twin!reader
TYPE: social media au
ynschumacher
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ynschumacher: my ride or die since ‘99! happy birthday to my favorite twin ever! you may be older (by a minute) but i’m definitely wiser than you:) i love youu tons, bro 💗
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mickschumacher: i’m your only twin, hello???
mickschumacher: happy birthday to you too, i love you 💗
↳ ynschumacher: just to clarify, i won! i posted before you did
↳ mickschumacher: i mean, i guess 🤷🏼
user: this is so cute, i can’t, omg 🥺
user: seeing baby mick and yn makes me the happiest
gina_schumacher: happy birthday to my favorite duo 🥳
↳ ynschumacher: we love youu 😘
lewishamilton: happiest of birthdays to the both you! 🤩❤️
landonorris: happy birthday to mick (and mick only)
↳ ynschumacher: this is why nobody likes you 😑
↳ landonorris: you do;)
user: “we’ll be a fine line” to “we’ll be alright”
↳ user: crying, wtf 😭
user: the fourth slide with michael & corinna:((
user: happy bday to you both!! 💗
georgerussell63: happy birthday you two!! ❤️
user: this makes me so sad and happy at the same time 🥺
↳ user: same!!
estebanocon: happy bday to my favorite twins 🥳
landonorris
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landonorris: don’t mind us, a little party never killed anybody
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user: yn and mick are the definition of buy one, get one free
↳ landonorris: can confirm they come in a package 😩
↳ ynschumacher: two peas in a pod, babe 🤪
↳ user: oMG OMG I LOVE YOU ALL
mickschumacher: 🤩
user: mick, estie and lando?? i didn’t realize i needed this trio
estebanocon: friday’s are for partying!
user: yn and lando MY FAVS!!! 😍
user: my ynlando heart
ynschumacher: twas fun! ❤️
ynschumacher: i love you 😘
↳ landonorris: 😘 i love you more, my love
user: lando, how does it feel to be dating THE YN SCHUMACHER?
danielricciardo: thanks for the invite, mate! 😄
user: the second slide, i’m in love 😩
user: alexa, how to be yn schumacher?
user: can’t believe she chose lando over me
user: my favs 🥺❤️
ynschumacher
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ynschumacher: lover + bro = yn third wheeling
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mickschumacher: landoooo 🥰
↳ ynschumacher: he’s MY lando 😡
↳ mickschumacher: our*
landonorris: hey mick(ey) you’re so fine
↳ ynschumacher: yn* thank you 😘
↳ landonorris: i guess you’re fine too 🤷🏻
user: we’ve got lando third wheeling the twins, mick third wheeling the couple and yn third wheeling the brothers in-law
↳ user: LMAOO you’re so right 🤣
user: i’m literally in love with this trio
estebanocon: mr. third-wheel
gina_schumacher: someone really needs a girlfriend
↳ user: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
↳ user: thanks for welcoming me to the family 🥰
user: idk who i love more ynlando or lando and mick
user: my favs (plus lando)
user: the caption 😂
user: ynlando owns my heart ❤️
landonorris
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landonorris: my heart ❤️ (shoutout to mick for planning this!)
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ynschumacher: my lover 😘
↳ landonorris: ❤️
mickschumacher: nothing but the best for my favs 🤩
↳ landonorris: my fav twin 😘
↳ ynschumacher: ??????
user: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO HAVE MICK AS A BROTHER, OMG?!?!?
↳ user: i want him as my man 🤭
user: you’re telling me mick planned this???? 😭
user: idk who i should be more jealous of
oscarpiastri: cute!
estebanocon: you’re telling me mick isn’t third wheeling??
↳ landonorris: can you believe it?
user: “my heart” brb gonna go jump off a cliff
user: i just know mick is crying in a corner rn wishing he never set this date night for them 🤣
user: idk if i should be jealous of yn, lando, or mick
user: still can’t believe this mf managed to bag THE YN SCHUMACHER
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ynschumacher and landonorris
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ynschumacher: weekly recap:))
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user: “pretty girl” 😭😭😭
mickschumacher: you’re not the only one he calls pretty
↳ landonorris: hi pretty boy 😉
user: brb gonna go take a bath with my toaster 😔
user: my ynlando heart, omg!!
landonorris: my stunning girlfriend, everyone 😍
landonorris: i love youu 😘
↳ ynschumacher: i love youu moreee 😘
carlossainz55: this makes me sick
↳ mickshumacher: i agree
↳ ynschumacher: 😡😡😡 HATERS
user: im in love with them 😩
maxfewtrell: we get it, you’re in love 🙄
user: yn, how does it feel to live my dream?!!???
user: how do you feel about mick trying to steal your man?
user: this is too cute, wtf 😭
landonorris and ynschumacher
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landonorris: summer break with my favorite girl 💘
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user: thanks for reminding me that i’m single 😠
ynschumacher: i adore you, lover 😘
ynschumacher: who’s got you smiling like that??
↳ landonorris: you, pretty girl 😘 ily
↳ user: toaster bath sounds real nice right about now 👍🏼
user: i feel so single, wtf
user: atp lando’s account is pretty much a yn stan account
mickschumacher: i’ll admit, this is cute
mickschumacher: ❤️
user: i will never get over him calling her “pretty girl” 😭
user: im not jealous, im not jealous, im not jealous
user: yn, i can treat you so much better than him
user: she’s so pretty wtf 😩
oscarpiastri: my favs 🧡
user: bro, you’re making me feel so single wtf
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ynschumacher
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ynschumacher: small photo dump of my twin & boyfriend aka my favorite boys!! ❤️
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user: that 4th slide 😭😭😭 that should be me making him laugh like that … BYEEEE
user: yn, babe, is that you cutting mick’s hair in the first post?
↳ ynschumacher: yes!
↳ user: oMG AKANS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WKSP
user: that lando pic has me 🫠
user: her brother’s fine asf and her man is fine asf 😩
user: “my favorite boys” 🥺🥺
mickschumacher: who’s that fine ass guy in the second post?
mickschumacher: this confirms i’m your fav sibling, btw
↳ ynschumacher: my favorite tWIN!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤪
↳ mickschumacher: i’m your only twin 🙄
↳ gina_schumacher: aw, i feel so loved 🥰
↳ ynschumacher: you’re my favorite sister 😘
user: lando’s smile, omg 😩
user: ya’ll talking about lando, but mick 😍😍😍
landonorris: i’m the luckiest, i swear
landonorris: i love you so much, pretty girl ❤️❤️❤️
↳ ynschumacher: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i luv you too, pretty boy
landonorris
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landonorris: every single day i spent with you is always my favorite … i love you! ❤️
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user: this was my final straw 😭 who wants to join me and jump off a bridge??!??
↳ user: sleeping on the train track is better 😍
↳ user: toaster bath and i’ll join!!!!
↳ user: ya’ll crazy 💀 let’s all drink bleach!!!
user: this mf is soo whipped
maxfewtrell: simp
mickschumacher: that’s so cheesy but cute
user: YA’LL BETTER GET MARRIED!!! 😩
↳ user: if they do, ima be the happiest person ever
user: parents are cute 🥺🧡
ynschumacher: right back at you, pretty boy 😘😘😘😘
ynschumacher: you make me the happiest ❤️
↳ landonorris: my pretty girl i love you!! ❤️❤️❤️
user: crying myself to sleep 😭😭😭
user: i will never get over the “pretty boy” “pretty girl”
user: still in denial that he took my girlfriend away from me
user: idk if yn is lucky or if it’s lando
↳ user: lando bc he’s dating THE YN SCHUMACHER
user: adopt me please 🙏🏼
user: lando’s so lucky to be able to call her “his” 😭😭
↳ user: please do not remind me
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callsign-dexter · 4 months
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My Brother's Wingman 18+
Request: Ok... I debated with myself, but... I'm gonna be a selfish bitch now and some idea in as a Bday present for me (even if its still coming on friday) and I hope you dont mind <3 
So I'd have MAJOR Rooster feels, you cant imagine! Thats why I thought about something with him, where she's Jake's sister and they have some kind of secret affair, as Bradley is slightly scared of what would happen if Jake finds out. Soo they sneak around for some time until one day you're both at Mavs hangar working on a plane (while he's gone with Penny and let's you over) and you get really turned on by Bradley being sweaty and covered in dirt, soo you somehow end up sleeping there together but later Jake comes there as he was looking for Bradley and catches you both, so you have to explain everything and Bradley fears the worst. Luckily Jakes cant do much against true love and finds his peace with it ? 
Omg does that makes sense? I'm also so so sorry it's gotten so long :O
Pairings: Bradley Bradshaw x Seresin!Navy SEAL!Reader, Jake Seresin x Navy SEAL!Twin Sister!Reader
Warnings: fluff, smut
A/N: Happy belated birthday to the anon that sent this in and I'm sorry that it is late. I hope you enjoy! Also @talesofreading and @imagine-all-the-fandoms prepare yourselves it gets steamy!
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Jake Seresin had a twin sister, you, that was almost a female version of him but could bring him down back to earth when he got too high and mighty. You both knew how to push each other’s buttons and you both did it out of love even if it seemed like you both were harsh to each other. You were a Navy SEAL and loved it, you really thought about becoming a pilot like your brother but you loved being on the ground more and plus you got to deal with guns and more combat.
You had been stationed at Naval Amphibious Base, in Coronado which was only 28 minutes away from where your brother was stationed now. Occasionally you would go down and visit him and go to a bar called The Hard Deck and have a few drinks with him and his new squad and you liked them all but one in particular caught your eye. When you saw him, he always had a Hawaiian shirt on with a white shirt underneath and form fitting jeans that hugged him everywhere and in all the right places, he also had this mustache that you could only imagine all the pleasure that it could bring you. It seemed like you had caught his eye too because he had been looking at you nonstop and you would only know this because you had been looking at him nonstop as well and throwing your signature Seresin smirk his way.
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You had just arrived at The Hard Deck after your brother practically begged you to come and you finally broke down and said yes. You had just gotten back from a deployment and were more than eager to blow off some steam. You walked into the bar and looked around to find it filled with civilians, aviators, and tag chasers. You hadn’t come in your uniform because you didn’t want to be in it any longer even though you absolutely loved being in it but not at this moment. You immediately saw the blond haired, cocky, and full of himself aviator that was your brother. You walked over to him and pulled the pool stick from his grasp and took the shot yourself and sunk the ball and you smirked as you came up. “Hello, sister.” He said and you turned around to him.
“Why hello there, little brother.” You said he rolled his eyes.
“By one minute.” He said but pulled you in a hug and then you pulled away and looked at everyone who was silent and stunned.
“Aren’t you gonna introduce your sister to us, Hangman?” A guy a Hawaiian shirt and a mustache said and when you said that he looked good, he really looked good enough that you wanted to pull him inside the bathroom and do him right then and there. He had yet taken his eyes off you and you and you didn’t mind at all.
“Rooster this is my twin sister-“ Jake began
“Older sister.” You said smirking and looking at him for a second and then your eyes were back on Bradley and again he rolled his eyes.
“By one minute. As I was saying this is my twin sister, Y/N ‘Bullseye’ Seresin. She’s a Navy SEAL and off limits to anyone.” He said and you rolled your eyes.
“Well Y/N it is a pleasure to finally meet you. I’m Bradley Bradshaw.” Bradley said and sent a smirk of his own. Everyone went around and introduced him themselves with their names and their callsigns. You also learned that he was your brother’s wingman.
“Bullseye. How did you get that name?” Bob asked and you smiled at him.
“It’s because I never miss my target that I’m aiming at.” You said and Bradley could’ve sworn he was falling more in love and that his jeans were becoming a little tight. “I’m gonna get something to drink. Anybody want anything?” You asked and they nodded and told you what they wanted as you were walking up to the bar Bradley stopped you by the wrist.
“I’ll help you.” He said and when you looked over to your brother, he had this look on his face but you just smirked and dismissed it and headed to the bar with Bradley. You arrived there and Bradley flagged down what looked like to be the owner. She walked over and smiled.
“I haven’t seen you around before. I’m Penny.” She said and smiled a sweet smile that reminded you of a mother.
“I’m Y/N Seresin I’m visiting my brother.” You said and smiled and she nodded letting you know that she knew him.
“Ahhh so you’re her. He’s told us a lot about you.” She said
“All good things. I hope.” You said and she nodded.
“What can I get you two?” She asked
“Another round for the group and whatever she is having.” He pointed to you.
“I’ll take what my idiotic brother is having and put it on his tab.” You said and she nodded and chuckled and got to work.
“So how long have you been a SEAL?” He asked you and you turned to look at him.
“For as long as Jake has been an aviator. We went into the academy together and then we split paths but still stayed in touch with each other.” You said and he nodded
“Have you always wanted to be in the Navy SEAL?” He asked and you nodded.
“Yea I have. Mostly to get under my parent’s skin but it really spoke to me.” You said and he nodded and about that time Penny came back with the drinks and then you walked back over to the group and they took their drinks. The rest of the night was filled with drinking and getting to know each other and getting the chance to knock Jake down a peg and embarrass the shit out of him which you did with a smirk. After the embarrass the shit of your brother came to an end and everyone went to their other activities you slipped outside to grab some fresh air and look out over the ocean. You weren’t out there long when you felt someone slide up next to you. You turned and looked at the person and saw that it was Bradley and you smiled.
“Needed a break?” He asked and you nodded
“Yea, it was getting a little hot in there.” You told him you both looked at each other for a minute and then you both were leaning in until your lips touched and the sparks flew. You pulled away when air was needed.
“I really like you.” He said and you smirked.
“I really like you too.” You said and then you both leaned back in and the rest was history.
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You and Bradley had been dating for 3 years and somehow managed to keep it a secret from your brother, and that was amazing because you were either there in San Diego on the weekends and would visit your brother or Bradley was at your place in Coronado. It had been your weekend to stay over at Bradley’s, he told you that he was going to be staying at Maverick’s, you had met him during your time visiting your brother and now boyfriend and you both really hit it off, hangar so he could work on a plane that he and Bradley had started to restore. You and Bradley have agreed to meet at his home and then he would drive to the hanger in his Bronco and grab some food on the way there. You both had just arrived at the hangar and after some making out you both got out and headed into the building it was late when you got there so you both figured you would eat and then he would work on the plane while you watched.
The next morning you both slept in but not for long because of your guys’ internal alarm clock and you both were up and heading out of the trailer. Bradley made you breakfast and as you both at cuddled up to each other you both enjoyed the comfort of each other. “Have you thought about telling my brother?” You asked him as you both had finished eating and you put your plates on the table in front of you.
“I’ve thought about it but scared about his reaction.” He said and you nodded “You?” He asked.
“I thought about it but I like keeping it a secret. He knows I’m seeing someone but he doesn’t know who and it’s driving him insane and I love it.” You said looking up at him and chuckled.
“I have to admit it is fun. He also knows I’m seeing someone but doesn’t know who.” He said and you chuckled. You both talked for a little bit and then you sat back and watched him work the plane and looked at the pictures and other things around the hangar. Every now and then you would look over and watch the muscles in Bradley’s back flex and it was slowly turning you on. He would occasionally turn around and look at you and you could see the dirt and grease smeared across his forehead and the sweat that was covering his forehead. You bit your lip as he turned back around and continued to work. You pressed your thighs together just thinking about him taking you right then and there all sweaty. It wasn’t long until you couldn’t take it anymore and slowly made your way to him and slid your hands up his back feeling his muscles work and then around his waist. He stopped what he was doing and turned his head where you captured his lips into a fiery passionate kiss, he brought his arms down and turned around dropping the tool he had in his hand neither of you caring. He brought his hands to your waist and slowly backed you up until you hit the shelf.
You looped your finger through his belt loops and tugged him closer enough to feel his erection through his form fitting jeans. He licked your bottom lip and you opened your mouth and his tongue slid into your mouth and your tongues battled for dominance until his won. You only pulled away when air was needed. Bradley’s pupils were blown with lust to the point where his irises weren’t visible. “You’re so sexy.” You said and that seemed to do something within him because he was attacking your neck in and you allowed him access he sucked and bit to the point you knew there was going to be hickeys. He trailed his hands down to the back of your thighs and patted them lightly signaling you to jump and you did so. This wasn’t the first time you both had sex together and each time you did so it felt like the first time and it was always so fiery and passionate but rough at the same time and you loved it and so did he.
Bradley walked towards the trailer and blindly opened it and then walked to the bed and then gently threw you onto you which made you squeal but then he climbed up and attacked your neck again which made you moan. “Bradley.” You moaned out and he slightly rubbed his clothed erection on your clothed core and you moaned again. He let up and smirked and you looked at him with a raised eyebrow.
“I love it when you moan my name.” He said and then he was quick to shed his clothing and then he helped you get rid of yours until both were naked in front of reach other “Absolutely beautiful.” He said and your thighs clenched together around nothing. He brought his hand up to your soaked core and ran a finger up and down your folds “So wet for me.” He said and you nodded and moaned.
“You’re the only one.” You said and moaned when he slipped a finger in and rubbed your clit at the same time. Once he felt like you were ready, he pulled out and you whimpered at the loss of contact. You didn’t have to wait long until you felt him slide his erect cock up and down and then you both moaned as he slid into you. Your hands went his shoulders and dug your blunt nails into his shoulder blades as he set a slow and steady space. He put all of his weight on his elbows and continued a slow and stead pace. “Faster.” You moaned out and he did as you asked and picked up his pace.
“So tight. Always so tight when I fuck into you.” He said and moaned out he hit all right places and knew exactly where to hit to find your g-spot and when he did you felt the rubber band in your stomach tighten.
“Bradley, so close.” You said and he nodded.
“Hang on baby.” He said as he picked up his pace he started to sweat more and you had started to sweat as well. His thrusting was starting to get sloppy. “I’m close, baby. Cum with me.” He said and then he changed his angle to thrust deeper in you and that what made you come undone and you came hard as he came painting your walls white. He stayed put catching his breath while you caught yours. He slowly slid out of you and then laid beside you.
“That was perfect. Just like all the other times.” You said and turned your head to him and kissed him.
“You’re perfect.” He spoke. Both of you laid there for a few minutes and cuddled until your stomach growled and you both laughed. “I’ll go and get some dinner started.” He said and you nodded and laid there basking in the after sex high. Once you felt like you could walk you got up and put on your jeans and his shirt. You joined him and watched him cook and when he was done, he handed you your plate and then he sat down beside you on the couch that Maverick put in not that long ago and you both ate dinner and then headed to bed. Bradley closed the hangar up making sure everything was secure and pulled The Bronco inside. The both of you headed inside of the trailer and headed to bed.
The next morning you woke up after Bradley and your hand went to his side but you felt it was empty but still warm this confused you but you didn’t have a long time to be confused because you heard what sounded like your brother’s voice.
“Hey, Rooster! Maverick told me you were going to be here.” The voice said
“What’s up?” Bradley asked
“I needed the plans for the new Top Gun class that’s coming in on Monday.” He said
“Yea, they’re in The Bronco. I was gonna work on them this weekend but got distracted.” He said and they both headed to the car and that is when you decided to make your presence known. You got up and luckily was still dressed and walked out of the trailer.
“Jake?” You asked and he turned around not expecting someone else to be there as you walked closer to him.
“Y/N/N?” He asked and then Bradley turned around wide eyed. “What are you doing here?” He asked and you didn’t speak but then he turned to Bradley and he had a look of a deer caught in headlights. Jake went back and forth from you to him and then he took in your clothing. “Is that Bradshaw’s shirt?” He asked and again he got no answer.
“Jake.” You began “We can explain.” You said and he nodded and then you looked at Bradley and walked over to him and stood next to him and Jake turned to look at you both. “We’ve been together for 3 years. We both had fallen in love with each other 3 years ago when I met you down at The Hard Deck.” You said expecting him to be mad and lash out as you leaned into Bradley and he put an arm around you but he didn’t.
“I’m not mad.” He said and you made a face of shock and so did Bradley.
“You’re not?” You asked and he shook his head.
“No. I’m surprised you kept it a secret this long but I can’t be mad at true love.” He said and both you and Bradley sighed in relief “Besides I had my suspicions especially since Rooster kept disappearing every other weekend up close to your base and when you came down here to supposedly see me.” He said with a smirk “I’m happy for the both of you and I’m happy it was Rooster that you had fallen in love with.” He said.
“That means so much to us.” Bradley said and you nodded.
“Now those plans.” Jake said and Bradley nodded and grabbed them and the three of you headed over to the table and couch and you sat quietly thinking as they worked. You smiled watching the two people you love work together and get along, any other boyfriend would’ve only lasted a week around Jake but he was just being protective of his twin sister. You were just happy to finally have someone that loved you just as equally and maybe a little bit more than your brother. You knew everything was going to be fine and nothing in the world could split you apart from the two men you loved and held so close to your heart.
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leviathans-watching · 3 months
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Hello?? Is your bday today? 😭 mine is too lmao happy birthday!
Omg birthday twins!! Happy birthday!!
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e2019 · 4 months
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happy birthday lyn ^_^
hello again Anon my dear friends, lidtrdkcfs you’re always so nice to me ‘!!
E lol <no idea what j Tyrol this but alppl did
Ignore end line Reak plz no Ickes Abel $&&&&&
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wow omg i did not at all realize just how messed up i was earlier today when i (attempted) wrote hhqq(
the above ^ portion of my reply... how embarrassing ugh
anywaays srry for taking so long to respond to this that it's no longer my bday anymore but whatever genuinely who give a fuck. anyways my day was half happy half not. so i had plans with my brother (twins so same bday) but i got called into work as always. then i got confused about ho0w long my shift was supposed to be. people kept telling me 8hr then 12hr then 16hr then 6hr etc etc...
my brother was already doing stuff for our bday (i told him not to wait for me) so i walked around downtown for a while. talked to more homeless people. this one guy named carlos said i was an angel god sent to him. he gave me this bracelet (Figure 1, left) that has a bunch of crosses and a portrait of some female saint (mary?) on it. i asked him if it was real, he said yeah, i'm not sure about that but i said oh well, you see this cross necklace i got on (Figure 2, right)? i ain't never took it off since i first put it on real silver i shower with it n everything. and i'm doing the same with this bracelet now so it better not turn my arm green. maybe i'll take it to a jeweler to find out for sure.
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he said of course the bracelet is real it's been passed down thru his family and he never thought he'd find anyone worthy of giving it away to but then he met me i guess! then i told him about how i got my necklace the same way from my family! and then he held my hand the one i put the bracelet on and said this long ass prayer i think it was Genesis 49:25 or something like that? (anyone have any idea what it might have been? it ended with something about above & below or something like that). i asked if he was catholic or protestant because i almost thought this was like some catholic rosary prayer thing, but of course he gave the typical "i'm nondenominational" speech. sometime later i said "god damn" and he got real serious and said "dont take the lord's name in vain" and i said "jesus died for our sins so he would want me to do whatever i want until it's time to beg for forgiveness on my death bed" and he said "all will be forgiven in the end..."
then he wanted me to go to 7/11 with him because that was the nearest ATM. he also said "you can get whatever you want in there... anything..." and i repeated "anything...?" and he remained insistent. i'm not sure what exactly was happening here, but the story is that carlos's (family?) don't trust him with his money (SSI) so they give him only like $100/week of it. so since i have a phone and cash app, he put me in contact with this woman isobel. she's the one who transfers him the money always is what it seems like. at first i thought she was another bum, but i think she's a normal person who is a relative of carlos and is just trying to take care of him best she can while he actively chooses to live wrong? but idk. i also asked if this was a money laundering scheme because if so i want to be washing thousands not hundreds etc, but they said no it's nothing like that...
anywho, carlos called isobel from my phone and told her cash app me $100 for him, then we'll go take it from the ATM. isobel of course wanted to talk to me because who the fuck am i? so i took my phone back and said "yo wassup, this is lyn." big mistake. she immediately went OFF on me about "you just met 20min ago i dont know you i dont trust you im not gonna give the money to you." and i was like "yeah i get that well you know what i got $100 cash on me i'ma let him hold on to it regardless of if you cash app me or not." then carlos took the phone back, argued with her for a while trying to convince isobel she "[doesn't] understand, this isn't just anyone this is lyn she's my guardian angel..." to which isobel said "did you hear how she answered the phone? 'yo wassup'? how is that any way to talk to someone you never met before?" (i should mention carlos is hard of. hearing, so he always had me put her on speaker, so this is why i could hear both sides of the convo so well). finally i was like alright enough of this bullshit we're not making any progress like this. made carlos hang up and tell isobel we'd call her back in a min. gave carlos the cash and took a pic of him holding it. sent to isobel. finally she asked for my cash app, sent me the money. never in my life have i met someone so difficult to get along with. fucking bitch.
anyways, then we go to 7/11. idk how to use an ATM for cash app so we try to ask the cashier, but he gets pissed off at us and tells us to leave the store right now. but first i have to go to the back of the store near the ATM again to pick up my jacket and shit that i had set down cuz i was carrying so much stuff from work. and the cashier starts yelling at me that i can't have a backpack in here. like yeah of course i'm gonna leave it unattended outside around here. so i tell him give me a minute i gotta get my shit but he just keeps screaming at me all the way out the door.
there was nothing left for us to do at this point but go stand in a doorway of some closed down building and smoke cigarettes. more & more people showed up every few minutes and without fail they offered me cigarettes (which i accepted) and meth (which i declined). seriously can't believe i said no to drugs for once in my life. i didn't even have any desire to take or use it at all. idk why maybe because i don't see the point of using anything any other way than IV anymore and of course none of these people shoot up either so... then some random guy walked past and asked me how old i am. i said "it's my bday, i just turned 25, what do u got for me? ;)" he nodded at me and went inside a convenience store across the street. halfway thought he was gonna buy me alcohol or something, but he came back out with nothing, so i yelled to him "wait what the fuck? ur really gonna do me like that on my bday?" he looked over his shoulder at me for a second but kept walking away.
then my coworker called me and asked if i could come back to work for a longer shift. so i said goodbye to everyone and they extensively warned me to watch myself i shouldnt be walking around here alone at night but i just said "i wouldnt do stuff like this if i cared what happens to me" and walked away. and then i spent the rest of the night at work. that's about it. so how has y'all's day/week been?
EDIT: OH AND HAPPY SAGITTARIUS SEASON TO ALL !!
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bokuroskitten · 2 years
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Daddy kink Draken who's little girlfriend gets him some cute silly litte gift for his birthday like matching sanrio keychains 😭❤️ I love him so much
Hiii nonnie this was from yesterday I know but I loved it so much that I wanted to answer it! This is also one of my fav headcanons cause I love LOVE collecting dumb little trinkets for my partners 😭 Kenny doesn’t know what to do them all, half the time he do be staring at them blankly like “what in the WORLD am I gunna do with this—“ but it’s different on his bday, cause he knows just how excited you are to give it to him 🥺
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Once the two of you have finished up the birthday dinner you ordered for him, as well as the cake you settle into the couch with each other. He can practically feel you vibrating with excitement and he can’t keep the grin from twitching onto his lips as he looks over to you, the hand that was once resting along the back of the couch now smoothing over your hair.
“Alright lil love, go get that present you’ve been dyin to give me.” He puffed out a laugh when you squealed in response, prancing off to retrieve the gift you’ve been literally dying to give him all day. Draken wasn’t really into gifts, not for himself anyway. But seeing the excitement shine in your eyes as you so delicately held the pretty wrapped box in your hands, the way you bit your lip as you slid to straddle one of his thighs.
It was just too cute to handle.
“It’s nothin big, promise daddy!” You reassure him as he eyes up the bag, that usual sternness he holds in his gaze fading away to fondness as he takes a good look at the box. Of course you wrapped it up nice and pretty for him, even drew little hearts all over the wrapping, the biggest one sitting beside his name. Keeps one hand on your low back to rub gentle circles into it as he slowly tugs away at the ribbon.
“What is it then?” He muses playfully, a laugh threatening to bubble up past his lips when you pout at him. “You’re about to open it! See for yourself daddy!” When you hold the box closer to his face after the ribbons been removed he finally lets himself laugh, pressing a kiss to your forehead in hopes to calm you down. “Alright alright, m’goin…”
He lifts the lid, brows starting to furrow a bit from the brightly coloured tissue paper that covers the contents of the box. You’re rambling about how he needs to ‘hurry up please’ and ‘oh you’re gunna love it!’ as he moves the paper aside. His thick fingers are met with cold metal, and his initial thought is that maybe you’ve bought him a new chain, which certainly isn’t a small gift. “Baby, what did I tell you about—“
But once he’s pulled the gift completely free from the box he realizes his guess his completely wrong. Instead he’s met with the sight of two hello kitty charms dangling in front of him. They’re the same, it’s hello kitty herself and her boyfriend Daniel (yes, he knew that because of you, though he’d never admit that to a soul) riding together on a moped. When he looks close enough, he notices that you’ve done your best to paint the same twin dragon across the side that’s tattooed on his head, as well as painted on his motorcycle.
“They didn’t have one riding a motorcycle, so this was the closet thing!” You’re so excited you’re giggling through your words, quick to grab at your phone on the coffee table before holding it up with a large grin. “We can put them on our phones and match!! Happy birthday daddy~!”
Typically Ken would question your little gifts, sometimes even going as far as telling you as gently as possible that he didn’t need them. But right now, seeing how excited you were, how much effort you put into finding something that yea, was maybe much more your style, but reminded you of him? Plus, the way you were bouncing on his thigh so much that your skirt was bunching up? (This was an added bonus, of course.)
A smile curled on his lips, and before you could get another giddy word in he cupped the back of your neck, bringing you in for a kiss. You sighed into his mouth, fingers curling into the fabric of his shirt as the embrace deepened. He pulled away just enough to speak, lips pressing feather like kisses to your pretty glossed lips between each word. “They’re perfect baby, you’re so good t’me. Thank you..” He nuzzled his nose up against yours just to hear you giggle, before he brought the cute lil charms in front of your face again. “Can you put it on daddy’s phone f’me? Then we can take a picture with them on in the mirror, Kay?”
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Draken Birthday Party Masterlist. 💛
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happi-tree · 10 months
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HSPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPI <333 my bday twin!! i hope this year has been kind 2 u and that the next one will be as well!
LOVEBIRD!!! Hi hi hello, I hope that this past year has been kind to you as well and that our next year holds nothing but light and joy for us both 💗💗💗 May all your birthday wishes come true!!! I know it's quite late, but here's one last birthday treat - imagine I have some moon shaped candles lit on top of it for you to blow out :DDD
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bluexiao · 2 years
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I'm a different anon than the one who initially asked about your bday, but mine is on July 19th as well! Happy early birthday, birthday twin 😁
wow !!! hello birthday twin !!!! it’s so rare to see someone with the same birthday as mine so hello hello 🫣❤️ happy early birthday to us !!!
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kesouu · 2 years
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mitsuya takashi, in honor of your birthday i will write a long ass paragaraph so buckle up this is a long one, i also used tagalog in this. You sir, are so pretty like hello gender envy give me some of that beautiful gender too and the best part is that your a green flag like yes treat me right sir also your designs are absolutely amazing like good GOD like the one you put in thefashion show??? The twin dragons UGH SLAYED your literally the best big brother ever too (were excluding that time you ran away and met draken) BUT I LOVE YOU SM DUDE LIKE MUAH MUAH i feel like you would make me clothes and i would totally accept any bc you know what fits me best. Lemme lick your pecks /JJJJJJ THATS A JOKE I SWEAR. ALSO YOU IN THE BD ARC??? MY GOD YOU GREEN ASS FLAG like bro you even pullin hakkai (i mean ofc hes gay he cant talk to women. Literally.) SCRATCH THAT YOUR PULLING ALL THREE SHIBA SIBLINGS LIKE SLAYYYYY im also willing to babysit luna and mana so you can have the day to yourself AND LIKE YOUR BDAY ILLUSTRATION WITH YOU AND MIKEY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES???? LEMME JOIN I'LL DESTROY YOUR ASSES. and bro if you liked me halika simbahan na tayo papakasalan na kita yes na kaagad kay father SER MITSUYA PAKISSSSSS MUAH MUAH MUAH HDHSHSHSHDBBD ANY WAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR GREENEST FLAG
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wheeboo · 4 months
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hii rania ! i just wanted to say that i am absolutely enamoured with your writing and that it brings me comfort everytime i read it <3 also, today’s my birthday and i just read your jun zoolinguist fic and as usual, i was absolutely in love 🥹🤍 so i hope you don’t mind that i regard it as birthday present to myself :) hope you have the greatest day rania <33
i saw this notif when i was driving home and was excited to answer it JLDKSFJSD
anyway hi lovely !! and please thank you sm for enjoying my writing :(( i'm so happy that it gives you comfort 💞 and hello HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! and i def do not mind you regarding zoolinguist jun as your birthday present i'm so happy you loved it and i shall deliver this gift right to your doorstep 🎁 i hope you have/had an amazing day for your birthday!! sending you all the love and hugs on your special day 😚🫂
also we r january twin babies hehe (my bday is also coming up). and my day was good, thank you so much!! dedicated today as a solo date to myself and it was very relaxing 🤭
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tarotbiscuits · 6 months
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Hello Happy Birthday 🎂 i want to participate in your game:
My inicials are SB
Emoji:🧚🏻‍♀️
Fun fact about me: I can move my left ear
1. If i will have sucess in my career music and acting? I haven't started yet
2. Is my future husband my twinflame?
Thank you 💫
Thanks for the bday wishes 🫶🫶
Will you have sucess in your career in music and acting?
seven of swords rx, five of pentacles rx, justice, high priestess, seven of wands rx, six of pentacles horizontal, eight of pentacles horizontal
Honestly, i can't give you a clear yes or no on this one. The cards are more telling me about your current circumstances, the decision to start in these industries and how you're going to feel, along some pieces of advice. I see that currently you're not in a good situation, financially you're not doing well, but you have the desire to break free from your current circumstances and pursue music and acting as a career. If you end up doing so, you'll be thrown in a highly competitive environment, where you'll feel like everyone is out there to "get you", to be more successful than you, richer than you etc. This will make you go within yourself and question if this is what you really want.
You'll be able to be sucessful pursuing music and acting if you:
1) Foster good relationship with the people in these industries. Find someone you can collaborate long-term on a music project/movie, someone you'll actually sign a contract and won't just make empty promises.
2) Work hard everyday. Don't give up at the slightest inconvenience, master what you're doing. Find solutions to improve what you have already done. Constant repetition and constant learning will bring you success.
I wish you lots of luck on your new journey!!😘
2. Is my future husband my twinflame?
four of swords, four of cups rx, three of pentacles, judgement clarified by five of cups, page of wands, the tower
No, he won't be your twin flame. You two will likely meet at work, after a period where you took a break from dating, maybe even rejected a few people because you were not feeling them. You will make a great team at your workplace/relationship to the point where you might think that he might be your twinflame, but you'll be profoundly dissapointed when you'll find out that he actually isn't your twin flame.
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etes-secrecy-post · 8 months
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Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.
• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.
⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️
⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️
• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.
⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️
😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡
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Okay? Capiche? Make sense? Good, now back to the post…↓
#Onthisday: Sept 1st, 2018
Title: Happy 20th Bday Romulus907
Hello, happy 1st September, my secret friends! And in my country, we're celebrating Christmas early, which is "Ber-Months" system! Hehe! ❄😁🎅🎄
• And speaking of, how about we celebrate my friend, 🇵🇭 Romulus907's birthday, every year (much like we're celebrating ours)! 🥳🎂
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MuruKir and the Speedster Twins (Spot & Riya) - created by ME! All of his OCs - owned by Romulus907 (dA)
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tahdashi · 2 years
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BDAY TWINNNNN :3333 happy birthday omg!!! also ur reminding me that i still haven't opened my tot bday messages and KANSJSNSNNSNSNS
but also like happy birthday! still can't believe we have the same birthday ngl bc LIKE THE CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING??? whoa
ANYWAYS ur such a cool and loving person and i wish u the happiest of days and great fortune <3
HI TWIN I HOPE YOU HAD A REALLY FUN DAY !!! thank youuu!! omg did you open them yet??? marius’ was so cute 🥹 when he licked the cream off his hand i…. was unwell.
I KNOW and i can’t believe we found out like a few days ago???? when we’ve been talking for MONTHS HELLO
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myownhiraeth · 7 years
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Happy Birthday Nathan!
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hwaflms · 2 years
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𝗣𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚!⭒bf!doyoung x reader 𖦹 𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗥𝗘! ⭒fluff 𖦹 𝗪𝗖!⭒0.722k 𖦹 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦! ⭒mentions of cuts and injuries 𖦹  𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦!⭒HAPPY DOYO DAY !!! ahh we would be birthday twins if his bday was tmr </3 (tagging @kflixnet !!)
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[♡ 3:02 p.m.] "baby, how did this happen to you?"
the 'this' that your boyfriend was referring to with a sigh and a shake of his head, was the fresh cut present on your knee. you don't really know how it happened, and in hindsight, you probably could have avoided getting hurt in the first place but, there's no point in crying over spilt milk.
a deep pout is etched on to your mouth, inwardly chuckling to yourself at the irony of the fact that the day you decided it was finally warm enough to wear shorts, you scrape your knee while falling down. if you had stuck to your comfortable sweatpants or jeans, the fabric might have softened the blow and instead caused a graze, but no, it was just your luck that had landed you in your situation.
"i slipped when i was outside", you frown, following doyoung when he motioned for you to sit yourself on the counter. "i was letting the cat in, and somehow...i just slipped."
he snorts in response, bending down to open the cabinet door to where you kept your first aid kit and other medical supplies. taking the red pouch out, he unzips it quietly, leaning downward slightly to inspect the injury with a soft tut. "you're so clumsy, sweetheart."
you poke at his shoulder with a playful glare, and he looks up at you with narrowed eyes before attending to your knee. applying some antiseptic to a piece of cotton, he begins to clean the small cut meticulously, tongue poking the inside of his cheek out of concentration.
you wince a little at the sting from the medicine, the tensing of your leg an action that was not missed by doyoung. he coos a little, his thumbs rubbing tender circles on to your skin soothingly, mumbling a "sorry, love" before screwing the cap of the disinfectant bottle back on.
the whole ordeal feels so domestic and so natural, and you can't help put peer down at him with a soft look in your eye. maybe it's because he can feel your gaze fixated on him, because his eyes flick up to yours and then back to treating your wound, the corner of his lip quirked up. "what?"
you shake your head, casting your eyes away and directing them towards the window with a small smile. "nothing. is it almost done?"
"patience. i'm doing some real serious surgery here", he scoffs, pinching the inner thigh of your other, not injured leg softly, which makes you gasp and kick his hip lightly. "wouldn't want to...accidentally amputate you or anything."
your eyes widen before a laugh slips out your mouth, doyoung rolling his eyes with a soft huff of his own and then he rips open the packet of a cute, hello kitty bandaid that you had purchased a while ago.
("y/n, please, you're never going to use that", he scoffed when he saw your eyes lingering over the hello kitty bandaids for a little too long. if you weren't going to buy it before, you definitely were now, you thought while sticking your tongue out at your boyfriend who wore a tired smile on his face, plopping the package into your shopping cart.)
you were about to make a comment about the specific bandaid he chose out of the others but he makes a face at you, so you grin and choose not to acknowledge it quite just yet.
slowly smoothing on the bandaid, he claps his hands together, straightening his back and looking to you with pride written all over his face. "oh! almost forgot", he mumbles, leaning back down to place a gentle kiss on to the freashly placed bandaid, making your heart swell and do summersaults inside your chest.
smiling, you shake your head with a deadpanned expression, hopping off of the counter and sauntering towards your boyfriend. "what would you do without me?", he croons dramatically, a teasing smile playing at his lips as he wraps his arms around your waist and sways lightly.
the scrape wasn't even that bad, and it was definitely one you could have taken care of yourself, but you still soften your expression and cradle his face in your hands, holding back a smile by biting your bottom lip.
"i have no idea what i'd do without you."
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sitp-recs · 2 years
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Happy birthday @shealwaysreads!
I usually pull my hair out when I’m writing bday recs but for the first time in a long time writing this was so easy, as easy as my conversations with Bella. Imo very few people have the ability to make anyone - and I mean anyone - feel welcome and cherished, and Bella is definitely part of that exclusive group. She’s one of the kindest, most talented and most interesting people I’ve met in the fandom so far. Talking to her, being in her presence, experiencing her fics is such a treat - it feels like being wrapped in a warm blanket or sinking into a hot bath (😏🛁) that inspires openness and brings you utmost comfort. If I had to describe her friendship in three words, they’d be warm, comforting, safe. What else could you ask for?
My darling, it’s been such a pleasure to get to know you for these past two years. Thank you for being this caring, wise, cheerful and fun person to be around, and for always indulging me whenever I send you random things that make me think of you 😂 I’m proud that I get to call someone this kind, smart and generous - both with her time and with people’s feelings - my friend. The amount of times you’ve cheered me up just by being there to chat about magical cottages, greenery aesthetics, lush food, our wee babies 🐶 and Christmas decor, but also to discuss fic, kink, and fandom experiences in a safe, honest and judgement-free environment. I’ve learned so much from you, and I’m inspired by the way you chose how to fandom, both as a reader and as a creator.
There’s a multitude of beautiful feelings inside you Bella, and they all come to surface through the many different Drarry dynamics you build so carefully and with such creativity, passion and intent. Dark & mysterious, scorching hot & deliciously decadent, raw & bittersweet, tender & cathartic, evocative & exploratory, domestic & soothing - your rich and delicate prose brings to life a wide range of atmospheres and themes that always leave me craving for more. Every single fic of yours has touched me in a special way, and I trust you to explore any trope with fresh eyes and gentle honesty. Even those that aren’t my jam (hello BDSM) become my new favorite thing in your gorgeous writing. The power you hold!!!!
It took me a minute to decide what to highlight today - I’ve already recced many of your fics but there’s always room to scream more about how the nut baby fic cures my depression every time I read it, or how I’ve never read anything like the melancholy evocative Enjoy the Silence, or how If an Injury’s brilliant world building and perfect ending legit made me gasp, or how Cupboard Love makes me want to cook for my friends, or how your “peach banner fic” (😂) makes me salivate for Unspeakable Draco and the way he worships Harry’s, erm, peach. In the end I realized there’s no better way to show how much I adore your writing than reccing in detail your stunning 2021 Kinktober collection - I had the pleasure to feast on each ficlet in the most unapologetic, self-indulgent way, and that’s precisely what I love so much about your smut. The way you balance raw, decadent luxury with freedom - of body and mind - and a big side of aching tenderness and adoration never fails to amaze me. It’s a bit unfair to select only ten smutty treats but in case I got any smut twins out there, here are my own personal favorites that I advise you to check ASAP. Bella, I hope you have the fantastic day you deserve, and I can’t wait to see what the new year will bring! Thank you for being my friend 💜
Revelation: a master class in tension building and anticipation, sensual af with a hint of power dynamics pls and thank 👢
Harry hadn’t meant to look, at first. It’s just that he was tired, bone-tired, and Malfoy was a curiosity now. Proven not-dangerous and maybe-decent by his wartime spying on behalf of the Order, but still sharp and unknown.
Clean: the best rough sex you’ll read today, I’m obsessed with the biting dialogue and with how hot and angry they are for each other 🛁
“You wouldn’t know fair if it punched you in the face, Malfoy.”
Malfoy clenched around Harry’s cock, rocked his hips, and licked his lips—still a little pink with Harry’s blood. “What about if it fucked me in the arse?”
Observation: mirror sex but make it about words of affirmation and gentle self-acceptance, my heart cannot take the tenderness!!!! 🪞
“I love when you wear that t-shirt,” Draco murmured, close and warm. “Love that it was mine and now it’s yours, like everything I have.”
Chase: I will never not worship size kink + exhibitionism; this is the proof that enthusiastic consent is sexy af, with hungry werewolf Harry and a hungrier Draco making sure he gets nothing less than what he deserves 🦷
I did my research, because I like to learn the shape of danger before I dip my toes into it.
Sleep Easy: this Draco POV proves that consensual somnophilia can be deliciously erotic, introspective and full of secret devotion, you’re very welcome. And btw check the phenomenal art my darling friend @peachbabypie did for this fic here 🛏
He has one knee pulled up like he’d planned it, but he didn’t and I know it. He’s just like this. Artlessly open to being loved. Willing.
Inside: 10/10 dirty talk goals - Draco’s composed & crude voice got both me and Harry salivating here, my god 🌸
“Stop trying to clench,” Draco chastised, pressed deeper, wringing a gasp out of Harry. “I like you like this; open.”
Morsel: bondage + clamps + food as a love metaphor? Sign me the fuck up, yet another exhibit of hot & tender for your pleasure 🍑
It’s still dangerously potent, this thing they do together, it fills every fiber of Harry’s body with wanting-and-being-wanted, with proud responsibility, with curiosity, with heat.
More: edging has never been this sweet! I double dare you to resist this sexy and soothing Harry worshiping the fuck out of a desperate Draco 🔗
Harry dropped to his knees behind Draco, he kissed the back of his thigh and bit at the meat of his arse cheek. “So beautiful, Draco, I can’t resist.”
Move: hahahahaha I don’t have words to describe how hot & bothered I was for this particular brand of dark. That’s it, that’s the review. 🍷
“Come on, fuck yourself on it. I won’t make it move until you do.”
Laced: a feast to the senses, sexy, tender and liberating. I come back to this fic whenever I’m in the mood for top notch, self-indulgent lacy clothing kink 🎁
“There you are, Harry, look at you.” Draco’s hands moved behind him, and Harry could hear the slide of the satiny laces across Draco’s leather-clad fingers. “All neat and tied now, no chance of it coming loose.”
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mafaldaknows · 3 years
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Hi Mafalda, was it really your bday on the 28th? If so, Happy Birthday!! Whereas, I appreciate all of Armie‘s friends IG wishes for him it seems a little suspicious. It was only the core group plus Zander ( who is on team desert). Hughie posted to keep the track off London. I just think it’s interesting. Armie is probably right next door to me!! Your thoughts? I’m probably losing my mind with a conspiracy theory!!
Hello, Anon:
Thank you very much!
The first time I ever became aware of Armie Hammer was on one of those “celebrities born on your birthday” lists.
So, yes, Armie Hammer and I share a birthday, though Armie was born in the wee hours of August 28, and I was born later in the morning at precisely one minute past the hour, though obviously not the same year, since I’m a card-carrying member of CryptKeepersUnited™️ and he’s now firmly ensconced in his 30s.
Regarding where Armie is celebrating his birthday weekend, your guess is as good as mine. I suspect that some of the inner circle may have posted social media “decoys” to throw us off the trail, but in any case, I hope my birthday twin had a wonderful birthday doing something fun with someone he loves very much, just as I did, on a long weekend getaway with the love of my life (two weeks early, in Chicago, for HellaMegaTour🔥🦄🤘🖤✨🎸.)
After every horrible thing he’s been through in the last year, Armie deserves to have the best birthday ever. May 35 be the year, for the first time in his adult life, in which he can finally live his life on his own terms. May this be the year Armie finally finds the peace and freedom to be exactly who he was meant to be. May this be the year that he can finally be truly happy.
At last.
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Happy birthday, Armie!
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Thanks for your question. ☺️💖
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