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……
I’m slowly gonna be runnin’ out of ideas 😭🤚
Velvet: you know what else is better?
Orchid: what?
Velvet: me kissing the fuck out of-
Orchid: OH GREAT HEAVENS
Branch: poppy…sorry to say this…
Poppy: what? Branch what are you talking about?
Branch: I’m emo 😔✊
Floyd: NUH-UH I’M THE ONLY ONE WHOS EMOOOOO
JD: YOU CANNOT BE EMO
Floyd: JONATHAN DORIAN LEMME BE WHO I AM NOW IMMA BEAT YOU WITH A BELT
JD: OH SHI-
Floyd: COME HERE!!!
Floyd chases JD with a belt in his hand
Clay: man same old Floyd huh?
Bruce: you know it
Barb: ….
Barb stares at the sky
Barb: so this is what everyone was talking about huh? Strange…
Rock Branch: is she okay?
Rock Poppy: I’m sure
Barb: SO HONEY NOWWWW
RB: here we go again…
Barb: TAKE ME INTO YOUR LEMON ARMSSSS!
RP: 0-0
Barb continues singing weird songs
Veneer: so…do you like anyone? Or do you have a crush on anyone?
Orchid: your sister
Veneer: what?
Orchid: what?
That’s all I can think of 😭✊
Justice for my sanity or smth
I TRAVEL THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS! EVERYBODYS LOOKIN’ FOR SOMETHIN’! 🤠
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I wanna chew on him
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IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A screen capture tweet by Claire Willett (Twitter handle @clairewillett) on a progress pride flag background reads, ‘For pride month this year can straight people focus less on “love is love” and more on “queer and trans people are in danger”.’
Source Tweet:
https://twitter.com/clairewillett/status/1534973467329712144
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Help me i am in hell
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Okay so I had a thought about nationverse Hetalia that I could only get out in infographic form. Here! Take my misery.
X values: How Known the Nations Are
Y values: How Loved the Nations Are
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guys
im doing it
I can't hold back anymore
im about to unleash 25 or so different fics for thanksgiving or something and I'm afraid of the type of person I will become afterwards. Take my pleads as a 'sorry'
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How to stop feeling guilty for not writing fast enough uhhhhhh asking for a friend
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guy who gets a sinus infection every two months but refuses to stop smoking no matter what bc somebody has to keep big netipot in business <3
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MY HAND HURTS SO BAD.
Ive been drawing this OTHER piece along with DOING MY ARM WORKOUT for the past id say 12 hours straight, my right hand is BURNING FIRE ITS ABOUT TO BURN. OFF. if that is even a thing to say. BUT GUYS listen THIS IS SO PAINFUL.
And the other drawing is not even that good, im trying to FIX IT!!!!!!
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Fandom incorrect quotes #1
Baldi: “I love long things!”
Principal: “You mean my long things?”
Baldi: *turns to principal* “BEGONE T H O T”
Branch: *his phone was ringing and picked it up* “hello?”
Poppy: “heeeyyyy branchhh…”
Branch: “Poppy? How did you get my-you know what never mind…what is it?”
Poppy: “can you send..um 2500 dollars?”
Branch: “WHY WOULD YOU NEED 2500 DOLLARS?!”
Poppy: “for an escape room!”
Branch: “poppy…what kind of escape room costs 2500 dollars?!”
Poppy: “…..jail”
Branch: “…..I’ll be there in 10” *hangs up*
Charlie: “Hey guys! I am back-“
Charlie:
Charlie: “…Angel, why is Alastor arguing with a Dorito?”
Angel Dust: “relax toots they ain’t fightin’ they are tryna offer some deals”
Alastor: “Dorito”
Bill Cipher: “BEGONE!”
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Saturday, 8 April 2023
I reality, I am not a drag queen. But in some states, I am legally a drag queen. The ways some of these anti-drag performance laws are written is very ambiguous.
"Drag" is defined as any male in women's clothing or any female in men's clothing. And, birth certificates are mentioned in these laws. My amended birth certificate says I'm female. But my original birth certificate says I'm male.
"Performance" is defined as being in public where one might be seen by others, especially children.
These so-called anti-drag laws have now made it illegal to be transgender in some parts of the US.
This is what happens when conservatives are allowed any measure of power.
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it is 3:45 AM. i have to PEE. why is someone taking a shower?!
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