#hes a walking curse

[egophiliac]

oh no, I love them

(super quick doodles done between other stuff, there will be better things later I promise :')

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #spoilers spoilers spoilers #me when the shroudparents walk in: what. why. what is this. #me thirty seconds late: never mind they are AMAZING #i mean yeah idia kind of offhandedly mentioned it way back when #in episode 6 when he was like 'my parents have to wear special equipment to deal with the debilitating effects of the curse' #'and to hide their identities as a french electronic synth-pop duo' I GUESS #no no it's okay. mrs shroud you are kind of insane and i love you #GROUP HUG EVERYBODY!!!!! #mr shroud you put up with a lot but somebody's gotta remember to do the paperwork #daft punk bert and ernie is the best possible dynamic for them #and THEY LOVE THEIR ROBOT SON #i'm so happy for ortho #(hovering around the subject of dreamworld ortho. ...we'll get to that) #man though now that i know what they're like #when idia busted in to show them how he built himself a replacement brother #mrs shroud was probably just like 'this is exactly what i would have done. let mama give you some pointers on joint mechanics' #i know i'm in the minority on genuinely unironically loving overblot idia #(YES he's weird but it's a weird i'm into!) #i am DELIGHTED by the design parallels. he looks like his dad! #but with his mom's ears! #ah it's so good

[vanhelsingapologist]

leave my heart to the damned as you build me a bed in the earth

#then. he took her sword with him. #pulled it out and walked away like he’d won #want him dead. frankly. #anyway I might be making prints of this! #curse of strahd pc #curse of strahd art #curse of strahd #dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd character #dnd fanart #cos: the sorority #dungeons and dragons art #strahd von zarovich #ravenloft #cos pc: demetria #for the uninitiated Dima is an Ireena pc! #and she is in deep shit 24/6 #the seventh day is for bisexual awakening #song is You Come Down by Marika Hackman #aand thank you pinterest hand ref

[saltoru]

suggestive!

gojo, who likes to touch you all over and dump his load inside of you, as a way to claim and protect you. the amount of time you've spent with him and the high level of intimacy you two share has effectively allowed gojo to gradually spread his energy onto you.

although you can't tell, jujutsu sorcerers around the world are able to pick up the scent and residue of gojo's jujutsu. you walking around with gojo's energy is his way to boldly and clearly express his love and power to the world, and everyone knows better than to land even a finger on the person claimed and protected by the strongest.

#you practically reek of gojo! #satoru has a sense of pride when he sees you walking around with his energy trailing behind you #i remember in jjk when they were talking about how curses avoided shibuya bc of gojo's residue...yeah #LOVE HIM #<33 #gojo x reader #gojo satoru #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #gojo fluff #gojo satoru x reader #gojo headcanons #suggestive #jjk headcanons #jujutsu kaisen satoru #gojo scenarios

[anglerflsh]

google mobility aid for when sometimes you turn into goop

#[.art] #Wik #wik hunter au #toh #post-au William walking aid real and true I'm tempted to design crutches that double as an artificial staff for him #spell of [hits you with a piece of metal] #also i've figured out what his style would be roughly. He's a. whatever the name for this specific kind of streetwear is. guy #enjoyer of loose clothing (also for curse reasons)

[girl-named-matty]

boy stop pouting and get over here 😭

#fun fact this is right when rookwood walks in #bro is worried abt MC #imagine if he knew rookwood had cursed Anne when rookwood walked in #LOL I would pay to see that #hogwarts legacy #hl #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy screenshots #my screenshots

[grapedemon]

Uhhhhh, take a cursed school doodle

(I’m so sorry this exists in my posts-)

#wtf is this #got to love cursed doodles #especially ones made during anatomy class of all places #do you like how he walks though? #he’s very quadripedalcentric #cccc #chonnys charming chaos compendium #chonny jash #cccc fanart #cccc heart #cccc mind #GrapeDemon’s original art

[dickspends]

i would get him pregnant. sorry

#bg3 #rolan bg3 #why did they make him like that #hes such a cunty brat i love him #wish he didnt put away his torch before walking into the shadow curse and killing himself all the time #my man has no coping mechanism he jumps straight into alcoholism

[crescentfool]

happy mochizuki monday, have a little doodle i made based on a convention i went to this past weekend :)

#persona 3 #ryoji mochizuki #minato arisato #lizzy does art #as u can see i went as ryoji. because he's my favorite guy and i love to represent him. #but also i kind of regret it because oof. ima be real guys #ryoji mochizuki would not survive hawaii weather AT ALL it was like 27c 💀 #anyway i was very thrilled to see that someone went and cosplayed minato...! #i have to say it was. so funny taking a picture with them and then making a drawing based on it because like #im an ant. as you can see. like. minato being taller than ryoji is lowkey cursed #i also saw sumi with joker (metaverse fit) + some guy wearing the yasogami high uniform... #there wasn't that much persona (as in three. there was plenty of five) but i did get a nice print of sees :D #and i got to walk around artist alley with some of my friends which made me really happy!! i love friend shrimp.... #i wish i got to spend more time there but oof the heat got me beat 💀 #but seriously though i cant stress enough how nice it was to spend time with friends i think hanging out with people is so swag... #i hope everyone can make positive and fun memories with people they care about :) happy mochizuki monday!! #i think about ryoji and minato 24/7 and i cant wait to draw them more again u have no idea how much i missed them... #they make drawing so fun for me they're the most guys ever <3

[hoofpeet]

have you ever considered ingo accidentally stimming with a part of lemon demons 'my trains'. or better yet he asks someone 'what are you going to do' and it activates braincell and he continues with 'when im fucking small like 1 inch tall you wont see me coming at all-'

that would b so. fucking scary to hear without context I think whoever was nearby would legitimately think Ingo is going to kill them

#hoof draws #mailbox #ingo: (has no fucking idea what he's saying and only registers after the fact that he cursed)(walks away silently #irida‚ who thinks ingo just threatened to kill her: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? #submas

[rewritingcanon]

dad harry potter coded

#its even funnier bcuz the original guy in the tiktok’s son was turning 3 😭😭😭 THREEE 😭😭 #he would be having a whole crisis as soon as his baby can walk #he is over compensating with cooking like always #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #james sirius potter #albus severus potter #lily luna potter #<- hes crying over all three of them #he has to bake the cakes at night bcuz his job is so demanding during the daytime. and ginny cant bake or else she’ll burn the house down #hpng #hp nextgen #hp next gen #rewriting #harry james potter #<- i think james and lily would cry over harry getting older so their sensitive genes just got passed down to him ig

[dennisboobs]

i think always sunny should try to have an episode entirely dialogueless in season 17, like the x-files' Rm9sbG93ZXJz (that's the episode title ok)

mostly because it would be an extremely funny response to the whole Most Words Per Minute In A Sitcom thing, but also because they all have great facial acting and i think they could actually pull it off

#ada speaks #charlie's faces he pulls in the background are the fucking best every time #and obviously like. kaitlin and danny's physical comedy is peak #rob had some great moments this season too with his fucking goofy ass walk in gang gets cursed #idk i think it would be fun #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia

[cloysterbell]

You know, this past year, this is the longest I've ever stayed in one place.

#fringe #fringefox #fringeedit #mine:photoset #olivia dunham #peter bishop #i've said it before but it's so darkly funny that peter gets so much more smiley after jacksonville #he's like wow! i love my dad and my best friend! isn't life swell! #meanwhile olivia and walter are both walking around wearing shirts that say 'knowledge is a curse and secrets are a prison'

[yki-dolls]

An agreement

#Casey is shirtless cause the guy in the original photo was #And cause he absolutely would just walk around shirtless #Dumb bitch #tmnt #tmnt fanart #tmnt 2k3 #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt 2003 #tmnt raphael #tmnt casey jones #tmnt raphael fanart #Tmnt Casey fanart #cursed image #What are they agreeing on? #Probably something violent #Or the last poptart

[filmnoirsbian]

My brother in law's bike was stolen off our porch a couple weeks ago and today he was at the 7eleven down the street and saw a group of teenagers with it (it's def his bc it has custom stickers and such and is a rare brand) and he just went up to one of the kids and was like hey I like your bike. Where'd you get it. And the kid said a friend gave it to me and my bil said oh well your friend stole it off my porch so I'd like it back please. And the kid gave it to him but then he felt bad and was like ok where are you guys going I'll give you a ride. So then he drove this pack of teens to the teen center. Because they stole his bike.

#tcp #he's SO funny. cursed by perpetual fatherhood. #the teen center was like a 10 min walk away they weren't even riding the bike

[what-do-you-mean-theyre-evil]

The way the HP girlies on TikTok are fighting for their lives trying to prove that Harry can beat Percy, I'm immensely pleased 🤣

#they're losing btw #because even if you give Harry every handicap imaginable he's out #like end of series Harry is getting DOG WALKED by start of series Percy #12 year old Percy has a body count while 16/17 year old Harry struggles to use the unforgivable curses #“oh he can use expelliarmus” babes Riptide immediately comes back to his pocket #“uh he can use Avada Kadava” Percy is immune to all non-Greek magic #“Well the words are Latin and that makes them Roman and Roman magic can hurt him” (said to me today) HP has a magic gap rule‚ he gone #harry potter vs Percy Jackson #harry potter #percy jackson

[tomurakii]

Dude I know I'm deep into my Gale obsession when seeing people's dumbshit takes actually makes me angry. Someone on instagram called him easy and a gold digger??? How do you live with yourself.

#had to turn off my phone and sit with my thoughts for a sec after that one #like what the FUCK do you mean #I just don't understand how people think GALE is the 'sleazy' one. and they're always the Astarion simps lol #like Gale. a fuckboy. GALE. who is so fucking dedicated and loving and poetic and straightforward #compared to Astarion who ACTIVELY. CANONICALLY. USES SEX TO MANIPULATE THE PLAYER. and he has his reasons for that #but between the two you're saying GALE is sleazy??? #or easy? when the only way to trigger his romance is if you initiate in the weave scene and reciprocate his flirting in the shadow curse #like he straight does not come on to you at all. if you heard the narrator say the moment is intimate and them imagined a “romantic walk” or #“kissing him passionately” and thought that was the platonic route then buddy it is definitely you with A Problem not him #anyway #bg3 #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate #baldurs gate