#hes absolutely right but damn

[lmskitty]

Talking to my husband last night about our hall passes. His: Selena Gomez mine: obviously Gojo.

Him: I think I have a better chance with her than you do with yours.

Me: yeah obviously mine is a fictional character 😅

Him: yeah but I'm pretty sure she's into guys so I'm slightly her type. Don't think you'd be his given you're not a tall Japanese guy with long hair.

🙃🙃🙃

#hes absolutely right but damn #let a girl dream #satosugu #stsg #goge #gojo thirst

[kelin-is-writing]

In Japan it's already the 18th January, so lemme just wish

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE STAR OF BNHA AND GOAT HIMSELF 🐐💙

#boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha dabi #mha dabi #hbd dabi 2024 💙 #LOOK AT HIM BEING THE ABSOLUTE BEST MAN IN EXISTENCE!!!!! #literally who's doing it like him??? THAT'S RIGHT. NO. FUCKING. ONE. #y'all i don't wanna sound arrogant but i might just do exactly that since i don't really give an effing damn #but dabi is absolutely THEE anime character #i'm sorry. but he just is. AND THAT'S ON BEING THE FUCKING IT BOY!!!! ☝🏼

[coconutshygame]

George Russell: drove into the wall in Canada, drove into the wall in Singapore, hit the wall in Monaco, hit Max in Vegas and Baku. Finished 17th in zandvoort. Crashed into Hamilton in Barcelona. Ruined Hamilton qualy in Spa. Crashed with Perez in Monaco

Lewis Hamilton: Crashed into his teammate in Qatar. Crashed into perez in Spa. Got penalties for track limits in Austria. Ruined Oscar Piastri's race in Monza. Crashed with Oscar in Vegas. Crashed in Monaco fp3. Didn't get into Q3 4 times. Crashed into Gasly in Abu Dhabi.

Lando Norris: Qualified 10 in Qatar(a car that won the sprint pole and race), 19 in Mexico and 16 in Vegas. Crashed on his own in Vegas. Qualified 19th in Saudi after crashing the car in Q1. Seriously is there any Saturday where he didn't make a mistake apart from Spain? And one final qualy mistake in Abu Dhabi.

Yet somehow, some fucking how, Max is branded as "crashstappen" and Charles is branded as "accident-prone".

Just cause British media is biased, doesn't mean you shouldn't use your brain every once in a while.

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #george russell #lewis hamilton #dun get me wrong.. i love lando and he's damn talanted #and he'll absolutely fix those mistakes I have no doubt #but he's making mistakes left and right #and Hamilton and Russell we dun even need to talk #but British media is sooo biased it's insane #one mistake from max or Charles and the world goes wild #but the three brits can do whateeeveeer they like #right?

[robntunney]

Don't use rational thought as a defense with me, not after all you and I have seen. Vaughn, you and I live and breathe madness every day on the job...there is no...rational thought! I can't even pretend to have a conversation about anything else with you. What it comes down to is faith.

#alias #sydney bristow #michael vaughn #sydney x vaughn #aliasedit #alias: 3x01 #tvedit #jennifer garner #michael vartan #i made dis #ok so truth time #I do not fault vaughn for moving on #BUT I'm still in love with this scene #becasue she's 100000% correct #you do not owe him shit girl #like boy had the right to move on #he didn't know #and I don't find fault in him not thinking that maybe sydney was still alive #but he did come there for absolution from that #and she does not owe him that #she does not owe him understanding #i guess all i'm trying to say is her feelings are so damn valid #she doesn't need to act ok with this whole wild situation to spare his feelings #thank you and goodnight

[httpiastri]

I have come to inform you about Paul and his cat

That’s all :3

thank you for the info!!!!!!!! pls i saw this ask first thing in the morning and i just went "!!! 😳 a CAT???? 😭"…….. im in love

#he's also absolutely GORGEOUS #reminds me a lot of my old cat ngl 😭😭😭😭 but damn the color #b e a u t i f u l #and the thought of the cat ignoring him bcs paul spends too much time overseas :(((( pls #(overseas isn’t the right word right….. just out of the country?? is what i meant) #made my head spark with some blurb ideas #asks! #paul aron #lunar <3

[nymphaerie]

two beers in and actually for real irl sobbing about kim and the kineema its just like. kim cares so much about this damn car. but truly he cares so much about all the possessions he keeps, about machines in general, these finely tuned objects that can do so so much for humanity but rarely get recognized for it. do you think he empathizes with them? engines made to live and breathe revachol? he’d never admit it out loud how much he loves them, and especially not how much he hopes they love him back, but they do!!! he cares so deeply, takes such careful, meticulous care of the things he loves. maybe he loves them because they can’t tell him that they love him back. but then harry comes along, this strange, impossible man who talks to walls and ties and tells kim his kineema loves him. isn’t it the exact thing kim won’t let himself believe, because it’s too indulgent, too far fetched? that something he loves could love him? that the objects he cares for, that he puts so much effort into maintaining, could thank him for it?

#kim kitsuragi #disco elysium #yeah you know what i WILL tag this!! fuck it!!!! #i’m gonna lose it i don’t know if this makes sense i just. AUGHH. AUGHHHHHHHH #HE LOVES THAT DAMN CARRRRRRRRRR #alsp everyone read theoxenia by clumsycrow on ao3 RIGHT NOW #that didnt necessarily prompt this post but it sure did implant some thouhgts about kim and the way he interacts with objects in his life #in my mind that will be there forever and ever. #im so fucking emo about this theres absolutely feelings i have abot this that i have not figrued out how to articulate but i just. AUGH. #n talks

[jessieren]

Mr Evans looking fine in a tux whilst also managing to act and direct

Does this man ever sleep???

Bonus profile shot…

#shaun evans #itv endeavour #endeavour morse #tux tuesdays #Russ Lewis is right… he does look fine in a tux #and out of one #and in pretty much anything #even manky vests #which must be discarded as quickly as possible #before more poems need to be written about them #these tags will make absolutely no sense #to anyone who isn’t following our random musings #about vests #and poetry #and various other random things #anyway… #he’s so pretty #hot damn evans

[acerikus]

Starting my genocide run of undertale yellow off the back of neutral. Flowey genuinely did work on his intro speech like he said he would holy fuck

#uty spoilers #xan plays uty #I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET???? #HE SKIPPED THE TUTORIAL AND IMMEDIATELY INSISTED THIS IS ALL ON ASGORE DAMN #okay i take back saying i should've done geno first this is absolutely the right order #he told clover they look confident???? d a n g dude

[championsandheroes]

Zevran's "I'm in mortal danger - better flirt" is an inspiration to rp players everywhere, I tell you. Alas, I fear his days of standing around being pretty ended by the time he appeared in DA2.

Over at Patreon, society6, and redbubble we only portray Zevran as he appeared in DAO.

#champions and heroes #dragon age origins #alistair theirin #zevran arainai #Morrigan #Mahariel #Morrigan you have to understand #I can't just NOT recruit everyone #Zevran Loghain Nathaniel #trying to kill me is absolutely not a dealbreaker #but he did also win me over with his promise of advanced lockpicking skills #so you are right #I'm a damn fool

[glitterghost]

my sexual orientation is:

◽️ gay

◽️ straight

◽️ bi

◾️ ...whatever the fuck Noah Sebastian's vocals are doing at the 2:48-2:58 mark of the Bad Omens track "The Grey".

#bad omens #the grey #noah sebastian #like i just am obsessed with the sound of what it does there #what the fuck what the fuck #anyway i just really love his vocals #the death of peace of mind #anyway um go listen to bad omens and just like you know...soak it all up #MARINATE IN IT ALL #*whispers softly*....just...god damn #music #but really he has absolutely no right to have such clean and sharp vocals that eviscerate me #and well those screams im just 🔪🔪🔪

[marimayscarlett]

i’m going to sound insane for this but could you post some vids of richard hugging ? very curious about the hugs you speak of

A small and tiny hugging-compilation of our beloved cuddly guitarist (no concept to this post as to why/how long/how intense the hugging is, just Richard cuddling and smooching others):

First, some gifs of Richard squeezing people to the fullest:

(last gif by richard-mooserr)

Now another point of view of the on-stage birthday celebrations this year (I love this one especially because you can see his face while he hugs Schneider):

Flake also gets some hugging:

And two times of giving Till lots of love:

Not sure if you had something like this in mind, dear anon. Since searching for hugs in videos requires a lot of time, and that's something I currently don't really have (getting ready for vacation with my family), I hope this will suffice for now 🤗

#will try and search for some more as soon as i have the chance!! #cuddly guitarist #god his hugs must feel absolutely amazing #and that's what other fans report about upon meeting him #he loves hugging fans and gives the best hugs apparently #btw anon you're not insane!!! you fit right in the richard-hugging-squad and the rzk girlies #bc we obsesse over every little thing this damn emo vanpire goth does #rammstein #richard kruspe #rzk

[whereismyhat5678]

ALSO

Have been meaning to do one of these for a while!! :DD (These are always so fun 💥💥)

Gustavo:

Pizza Head:

Anton:

And Annie:

Ah yes, I want my gender to be all of them- 🙏

Oh and here’s the og if you wanna do it too!

#Pizza Tower #ANTONBLAST #Okay ngl. Gustavo has some competition right now with Anton- #Gustavo’s my number 1. It’s just- DAMN is Anton just a character I love!! #Although I will say Anton and Annie are pretty equal in the department for me #I legit JAM playing as both!! #Oh yeah and I can’t forget the bastard Pizza Head!! ✨✨😁😁 #(I love how absolutely diabolical he is) #Pizza Head #Gustavo #Anton #Dynamite Anton #Annie #Dynamite Annie

[itsashowtime]

( 雨猩 / UkuShou )

There are 3 truths to this world: Beauty, Numbers and...

#minamimoto sho #ukushou #oc x canon #toshi ukuwa #the meeting of two great minds #i still cannot believe ukuwa was insane enough to make a GOD DAMN WATCH #OUT OF TRASH #WITHOUT HAVING ANY CONCEPT OF TIME (bc that was his entry fee) #He literally made an anchor escapement work bc he figured out that if he stops hearing the ticking its a success #this absolute madman #anyways shou deserves someone of his own calibre #naturally a teen horologist with deep validation issues would be a good match right? RIGHT? ksdjgfhf #jokes aside i do love these two #this is very I uNDerStANd HIm #But tbh the juiciest part of UkuShou is just the communication and connection through art they have #And how they self reflect bc of each other #(wow! shou learns empathy! does he always care tho? no)

[chronurgy]

might be alone in this, but I actually prefer essek being totally correct about the luxon not being a god more than any other theory. there's something so delicious in knowing you've proved evethying you'd always striven to prove, and then realizing that what you did to get there wasn't worth it. that you shouldn't have done it. to be totally vindicated, and have it not matter. to claim the title of the world's bestest, most smartest, rightest boy and realize it doesn't mean a damn thing

#essek thelyss #critical role #cr2 #love to think of essek finding out he was right thanks to some of the assembly's research and then having to admit it still isn't worth it #that he still regrets what he did #that it was still wrong #also would love to see him provide the evidence to the dynasty and watch it not change a damn thing #watch them either vanish the evidence or just ignore it entirely #I just think both of those things would be baller character moments for him #just absolutely fascinating to imagine #how do you deal when you prove it's all a lie and nothing changes? except your homeland maybe declaring you a heretic? #would just loooove to see how he copes #yes he's my blorbo yes I want to put him in the blender

[crybaby-bkg]

cw: reader is mentioned wearing a dress and corset, mentions of a butt plug, pet play? kinda

very specific thought I have sometimes when I online shop: deku likes to buy your clothes for you. not in a weird, controlling way really—he just has certain….visions of you in the things he sees. and he’s a little obsessive on his worse day, and he knows he won’t ever get the image of you in those pants if he doesn’t buy them for you immediately.

he’s a little bit of an idiot though, is scammed damn near every week because instagram wont stop promoting those websites that sell all might themed undies and those knee highs with his own face plastered all over them. he says it’s worth it though, when the clothing comes and he surprises you with them with the hope of a fashion show.

he sits on the side of the bed, biting at his thumb nail, staring at your moving shadow from under the en-suite bathroom door. he brought you a baby blue dress with fluffy white buttons up the chest, a matching corset that he’s waiting to tie up, the bunny ears that came with it, and a pair of blue boots with fuzzy ears on top. it’s ridiculous, you told him the moment he showed it to you. I’m not some show pony, you poke at him when you take the clothes in hand. You’re just a perv, you mutter as you close the bathroom door behind you, ready to try it all on.

And you feel so stupid when you come out, all fuzzy and blue, ready to ask if you should hop over to him. But Izuku looks damn near in awe, eyes rounded and his hands in the air, reaching out for you, quietly telling you to turn around for him. You don’t expect for him to rush over to you, to hook his chin over your shoulder, to whisper about how pretty you are, for his warm and large hands to tie the corset so gently, that your breath stutters from his closeness.

“You like it?” You ask him, looking at him from under your lashes, watch how his big emerald eyes damn near sparkle as he takes you all in. Izuku hesitates before he answers with a nod, guilty eyes fluttering over to another unopened box you hadn’t seen by the door.

“I think the whole outfit will be complete with one last finishing touch.” He murmurs, doesn’t let your turn in his hold, grabs you tight against him as he hides his warmed cheeks in your neck.

“Which is?” You hum, swaying a little, letting the high skirt of the dress tug up even higher against the very obvious bulge resting at the curve of your ass. Izuku pauses for a moment, before he whispers into your skin,

“A bunny tail butt plug. Just for the aesthetic.” He tacks the last part on quickly, seals it with a kiss against your jaw, groans a little when you gasp. You eye the package now, suddenly interested in this little get up, finally understanding his pervy little methods. You smile though, wide, and stroke the hand resting around your stomach, the other carding through Izuku’s thick locks.

“Just for the aesthetic.” You agree and, you swear, you feel his entire body tremble behind you.

#I was thinking about bkg in doing this but instead it’s you terrorizing him lmfao #showing him the outfit and going ‘this would be great with a bunny plug right? :)’ #and he’s choking on air for 8 seconds bc that was so random but also the image is making him feel things #but I like pervy Izuku even more #little weird guy that buys you every little thing he wants to see you in #I would absolutely let him bc I have a shopping addiction #just brought these pants I’ve been wanting that have been sold out for months #I damn near cried LOL #I also want this really cute dress shirt top thingy too but I’ve been spending too much money lately lol #I’ll just wait a week to get it like that makes such a difference ahdhdjfhf #also I was laying down and then saw this outfit and was like hey lemme write this #and now it’s almost 2am help #anyway gn and I’ll schedule this for the morning bc nobody ever sees my stuff this late :( #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #deku treats! 🍬 #tw: pet play #just to be safe I’ll tag it!!

[anonymous-chicken-was-taken]

I Am Rattling The Stans Around In My Brain Aggressively Like A Maraca

#i love them #so much #in a lighthearted sense they are GOOFY and ICONIC silly little guys who are both right about everything they do #in a serious sense their backstory is absolutely heartbreaking and Stan's entire character is so tragic and his arc makes me cry #and Ford is so fascinating and undoubtedly a good guy whom I love so much but he's made so many mistakes and he's so out of touch #they deserve the best they deserve each other #damn if they didn't earn their happy ending #gravity falls #gravity falls spoilers #stanford pines #stanley pines #stan pines #ford pines #grunkle ford #grunkle stan #these mfs have so many names #is there a tag for them collectively? the stan twins or smth? #I'd look into it more but no offense gravity falls fandom y'all seem kinda insane