#hes on lunch break

[bleuu-moon]

john price 🤝 cock and pussy rubbing

and if you add the forbidden love trope to it *chefs kiss* it’s so much hotter than actual s e x.

knowing he can’t fuck you, because he’s your captain/dads best friend/one of you are married etc. but things get heated after you’re left alone in some living area, somehow ending with you both locked in an intense, sloppy kiss, full of grabbing and moaning into each others mouths. it’s when he pulls you on top of him, that it changes, and instantly you feel his hard on bulging out his jeans, just where your pussy rests on his lap, sending electric shocks up your spine. but you half heartedly pull away, one of his hands still placed on the back of your head.

“w-we can’t.”

“shh, i know i know.” he mumbles, looking at you like a kicked puppy, sympathetically as his eyes switch from yours to your mouth. his hand that was placed your thigh, slips underneath your crotch, brushing past your hyper-sensitive pussy, making you move back slightly, finding the zip to his jeans, and slipping out his cock.

it flops back on his t-shirt that’s partially ridden up, looking down, he’s bigger than expected, a width that makes you gulp but makes your thighs automatically try to squeeze together.

“just let me feel you…please.”

#he can justify it bc he doesn’t actually fuck you #hehehehehe #captain john price #price x reader #soap is “just the tip” price is “let me rub my cock on your pussy” #price x female reader #mdni #lunch break writing lmaooo

[time-slink]

wanted to acknowledge joel’s ogreness at least once :D

#my art #smallishbeans #drew this on my lunch break :thumbsup: #fun fact i forgot about his green stripe until i was done and was like wait. why does he look weird #more specifically oni looking than shreklike european ogre but that’s bc european ogres are just kinda. ‘big ugly guy’

[p3ach-bun]

“I have you here to fix it for me ..”

#Mac and Wukong making time to share lunch breaks 😭 #my personal hc is that Wukong works at tang’s book store as a historical actor (not afraid to act in front of kids cause he’s a goofy dad) #I am absolutely obsessed with the 5th anniversary set expect more art #lego monkie kid #lmk #shadowpeach #lmk shadowpeach #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #sun wukong x macaque #my art

[olderthanthegods]

Luke turned to Kronos because his dead beat dad wouldn’t stop writing musicals send tweet

#finding out the casting news at the end of my lunch break is so funny to me #like he just has such a recognizable face #I don’t think I could ever see him as Hermes #and his acting credits are 😅 #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show

[dewdlebot]

You know what gets me about Hancock’s strongroom?

There’s not much actually in there.

Obviously there’s the odd assortment of randomly generated guns & ammo, plus the caps you get from Bobbi. that’s to be expected.

But Hancock practically says that’s not even where he keeps most of his caps anyway when he calls the 1000 caps he asks back for chump change.

The non-generated stuff is two fusion cores, two stealth boys….

But what’s mostly in there are some waters and what amounts to a random assortment of snack foods like Fancy Lads and Sugar bombs. Those are always there.

Right next to a sleeping bag that’s got a few wooden blocks next to it.

Conclusion?

We broke into Hancock’s hangover room that he goes to whenever he just wants some damn peace and quiet.

#Fallout 4 #Fallout Hancock #John Hancock #Fallout #also a Nuka Cola lunch box #sad HC is that the blocks are probably his childhood toys and one of the few things he has left from that time #Bobbi thinking she’s so clever breaking in only to find a couple of tablets of Tylenol and munchies food.

[nothingbizzare]

More highschool terumob

#They are playing video games ! teru said he is the best at this game and lost 5 times #THEY ARE CHILLING #they are sooo silly #romance is to play some stupid farm game with ur boyfriend on lunch break #they are silly silly #teru would send funny notes to Mob in class #mob tries not to laugh or blush because he loves that guy but he is being a dork in class #nothingbizzare art #mp100 #mp100 fanart #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #terumob #teruki hanazawa #hanazawa teruki #kageyama shigeo #shigeo kageyama

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Okay but when I say I'm normal about Miguel O'Hara I mean it cause idk what some of y'all got going on but it's Not Normal which is Not Wrong but at the least it's Very Concerning

I can assure you going to IKEA with that man is ten thousand times more thrilling than sleeping with him

Y'all seem to think he's the type to be doing you all night long. Mama that dudes a father.

He falls asleep on the couch at 9pm watching Jeopardy snoring loud as hell and if you touch the remote he's suddenly awake going 'I was watching that 🤨'

You tryna get ya freak on and you all into it then 'brrng brrng' there's an anamoly in earth 42069 and he gotta leave cause the squad getting they asses beat. Now sit ya horny ass down. 😐

Y'all wanna sleep with him so bad. I'm not sleeping in the same bed as him. If he rolls over on you it's game over you're dead you're Gabriella you're gone

Im not taking the risk

He's so sexy and fuckable I wanna take him out to brunch.

He's so dom and top and hot or whatever. I wanna decorate an apartment with him. I want to watch him pick out baby clothes

What does he want the nursery to look like

You know what gets me hot and bothered? The thought of going to a baby parenting class with Miguel and a bunch of other new parents.

Biggest dude in a whole room full of parents and babies and his baby is the smallest and he's sitting there on the ground criss-cross applesauce

NOW AIN'T THAT CUTE

You over there trying to make a baby I'm here tryna build a family we are NOT the same

#'He's amazing I want to -' #hold him? cook him dinner? go on a non-sexual bike ride? #'i wish I could-' what? hold his hand? listen to his concerns #have a lunch break with him #have a lovely nice day with him clothes on the entire time #I hope that's what you were going to say #i don't know where this post went I'm sorry #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara #spiderman 2099

[daily-basil]

I just wanted to make him look cool

#made him edgy by accident #he's cool though... #drawn in an hour during lunch break sldhksb i completely forgor.... #mod snuuy #art #daily basil #drawing #omori #digital #traditional #(sketch was traditional) #omori basil #basil #basil omori #had to rush it because ill only be home at 8:30pm... oops

[rongzhi]

not a day goes by that i don't think about the old white guy from my college internship who used to rant about how he was oppressed for being left-handed and catholic

#text #i am also lefthanded and he'd get so >:| whenever i was just like 'i've never noticed' re: society not built for left handed ppl #he had a perfectly timed youtube playlist he'd play during the lunch break and the last song was alone again by gilbert o'sullivan #i have that song on my phone bc of him lol #he took 10001 '10 minute smoke breaks' #shout out to chuck 🫡 he was so funny for all that

[gertritude-art]

mom, can you come pick me up? i'm not sick. i just don't want to be here anymore.

#took a break and did some personal fun doodling #my ocs #demonvn #mordred #the demon #he is there in da eye making a similar expression #doodle #me when i open my lunch bag and see my mom forgot to pack me string cheese.... can i get a 'like' fellas?

[morganbritton132]

thinking of eddie one day on live saying he doesn’t get why the internet calls him a wifeguy, him being defensive saying he talks about steve a normal amount people just over exaggerate it cause they’re gay

someone then proceeds to link him a 40 minute long youtube compilation thats part 4 in a ongoing series of eddie always finding the strangest ways to bring steve up in interviews, constantly derailing conversations without realizing, just being absolutely disgustingly in love etc etc. the video also includes the interviewers’ confusion as they try to comprehend what on earth steve has anything to do with what they just asked + the series has a counter of how many times eddie is recorded saying “my husband” that is currently well past the 200’s

eddie ends the live in embarrassment

I think Eddie would be offended the first time someone called him a wifeguy.

Someone in the chat say that Eddie is such a wifeguy and Eddie is just like, “Ummm, no? I’m not a ‘wifeguy’ because I’m gay. I’m married to a man. A wife does not enter the equation. I’m a husband-guy. A husband-husband, if you will.”

Eddie goes to find Steve and tells him, “Someone on the internet called you my wife.”

Steve, who is just trying to eat his lunch in peace: Oh-kay?

Eddie to the camera: He’s offended. Look at him.

People in the comments explain to him that a wifeguy is just a guy who loves his spouse and talks about them all the time. The term is a bit heteronormative, but the concept is just guy that loves his spouse, like Eddie. And Eddie is cool with that until someone else comments about how a lot of wifeguys have recently cheated or left their wives and they don’t want Eddie and Steve to break up.

Eddie responds to that and says, “Yeah…I don’t want – I don’t want that. I don’t want to be grouped with the YouTube guy that cheated on his wife at a Harry Styles concert. And I don’t talk about Steve all the time. I just tell you guys funny little stories and he happens to be there.”

Commence everybody linking Eddie in YouTube compilations of him talking about Steve, dating all the way back to Corroded Coffins’ first interview where he’s purposely not gendering his partner while he talks about how they were the inspiration of their current single.

I don’t think Eddie would be embarrassed because I think he just owns everything about himself, but I do think that he would go and find Steve again and film him showing Steve part 4 of the YouTube series Eddie Munson Loving His Husband.

Steve, who is still just trying to eat lunch, is like, “Ed, this forty minutes.”

Eddie: Shh, look how much I love you. Look how much I express my love for you. I’m giving you a – digital copy of my love. It’s – it’s a gift from me to you.

Steve: …Did you forget my birthday?

Eddie: It’s your birthday?!

End of stream.

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#it’s not Steve’s birthday but for second Eddie’s heart plummeted into the ground thinking he missed it #Steve does end up watching all six parts of the series on his lunch breaks at work #steve harrington #eddie munson #eddie munson tiktok saga

[funkyjeans]

take your kid to work day

not pictured: sada probably sleeping in

#dont try and read the math i googled 'hard math' #in a perfect world hes not standing in an empty room LOL #but my lunch break is over i gtg byeee #professor turo #turo #pokemon scarvi #pokemon violet #arven #baby arven #BABY ARVEN!!!! #lakehouseshipping #THEYRE TOGETHER IN THIS AU DONT!!! COME AT ME #professor sada #i guess ill tag her idk #sada #ok #[funkyart]

[bitimdrake]

A lot of people assume that almost all superheroes fit a standard of having masked (literally or metaphorically) hero identities and separate civilian identities they keep stringently secret. In reality, the identity management across the DCU is wide and varied and includes:

The classic: people who grew up as regular civilians, and later took on masked identities, hiding the connection between the two (e.g. most Bats)

As above, except minus the mask, with such seeming forthrightness heroes that no one realizes they even have a secret identity too (e.g. Clark/Superman)

Characters who once had secret identities, until those identities got revealed and they could no longer have any secrecy (e.g. Cassie/Wonder Girl)

Characters who have civilian identities and hero identities, but make no effort to hide that they’re the same person (e.g. Dinah/Black Canary)

Heroes who have fully abandoned any pretense of duel identity at all and literally just use their own name for heroing (e.g. Donna Troy)

Characters who can’t have secret identities, because their identity is blatantly obvious on first sight (e.g. Vic/Cyborg, Kory/Starfire)

Characters whose “hero name” is actually their real name--often because they’re not from earth--and for whom the dichotomy of “adopted hero identity and real civilian identity” just wouldn’t make sense (e.g. og Raven)

As above, but they later create a secret civilian alias to live as, which may or may not become more than an alias (e.g. Raven as “Rachel Roth”, Diana/Wonder Woman as “Diana Prince”, Kon-el/Superboy as “Conner Kent”)

Characters who are just really, really bad about keeping their secret identity secret and might not even care (e.g. just. all of the Arrows)

#shenanigans therefore include: #dick being the only one in his friend group having to put on an elaborate full disguise if they just want to go out for lunch together #green lanterns still wearing masks out in space where there is literally no one around to recognize them #cassie having a public civilian identity and a secret fake civilian alias just so she can get some damn privacy #dick staging a fake break up between nightwing and starfire so he can stage a fake meeting between dick grayson and starfire #and everyone making fun of the bats forever #as they should #* #*dc #dc #dc meta #batfam #10to2 #10to3

[fisheito]

wasn't sure if i could stick to a proper theme for morv week but i like morv so i made him happen

#i want morv getting lots of nice breaks and being pampered #i mean. yes. with the obvious treats he loves. #but also i just wanna see him and eiden bond over being overworked and underappreciated corporate slaves #morv drinking a pina colada on the beach (signature SPECIAL pina colada) #idk why dante is today's target. he turns as red as his hair and covers his dick in defense mode #gartic is helping me get less stressed out about drawing things #i'm like. if something i drew that fast can get a laugh then why am i stressing out so much about refining this or that #just. *slaps things on the canvas* *throws it at u guys* *runs out of the room and slams the door* (I'm late for lunch) #nu carnival dante #nu carnival eiden #nu carnival morvay

[bakaramia]

Something so special abt Vox who lives on energy drinks and protein bars gaining relationship weight when he starts dating Alastor who cooks for him all the time and insists on 3 square meals a day 🥺🥺.

#radiostatic #vox hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #staticlovetune #Alastor squeezing Vox’s tummy!! #He makes sure he always takes a lunch break and eats a full breakfast 😌

[inkyarcturus]

I had TOO much fun making this- anyways- I have a tiktok now guys? Didn’t think I would ever commit to that but here you go! You guys can see the speed paint over there :P

#fanart #harry potter #hp fandom #severitus #severussnape #pro snape #art #he would absolutely be a teacher who would scream in his car during lunch break #that man is at the brink of his sanity #love him tho :P