#hey tumblr what the fuck

[the-kipsabian]

..i'll give it to them, this is some very targeted advertising on my blog

#hey tumblr what the fuck #night is an absolute mess on main

[angels-heap]

So it appears I’ve been shadowbanned for unspecified mature content?? Except maybe the warning only shows up to me, but not other people???

For science: Can any of y’all try going to my blog via the direct URL and let me know if you’re seeing this?

#K talks #hey tumblr what the fuck

[himbodad]

have been followed by FIVE pornbots today ALONE why must i be tormented with alexis • click this link • 😊❤️😈🤯🥵

#magnus posts #hey tumblr what the fuck

[puffy-shirt]

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#hey tumblr what the FUCK

[ihaveanorangeforyou]

Does anyone else remember when Tumblr was obsessed with when fictional characters were conceived??? Why do I have "Naruto Uzumaki's Conception" in my calendar??????

#naruto #tumblr #conception #hey tumblr what the fuck

[kaeyacollection]

Who's ready for my Master Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss Crepus Theory!!

I originally posted this over at Hoyolab and people there seemed to really like my favorite joke theory that Crepus just tries to gaslight the whole of Mondstadt right after obtaining Kaeya

Majority of this will be the same but with little tweaks for the wonderful tumblr audience

This joke stems from Kaeya's introduction:

and the use of the word "rumored"

Cause it's not like it said beyond Teyvat or the seven nations just Mondstadt

And I mean like c'mon how many families are living off the grid in Mondstadt

(Actually... Don't answer that I forgot Glory's boyfriend is just

Out there in the bush with Razor...)

Initially I had the idea of Crepus walking around the markets one day carrying Kaeya with Diluc beside him running into Varka who asks:

"Who's the boy?"

"You mean my son?"

"Not Diluc the boy you're carrying"

"I have two sons? You know this??"

But then the Caribert quest came out mentioning Kaeya ran away from home near immediately and was dragged home by Crepus just as fast and it became even funnier

Cause imagine you're by the docks one day and richest man in town gets off the boat with no cargo but instead a tiny child you may not have seen before that Crepus seems to be very cross with at the moment and threatening to turn him into a leash kid if he runs off again

In a small town that loves gossip do you know how fast that information is spreading? Cause I do and Varka's knocking on Crepus's door 30 minutes later like:

"Is this what we're doing? We're just taking kids now?"

Both paths lead to Varka asking where Kaeya comes from and getting hit with a

"I think you're a bit too old to still be confused about the birds and the bees Varka"

Varka getting frustrated to the point he just starts demanding Kaeya tell him what's up

Love to see him following in his fathers footsteps of stressing Varka the fuck out

And upon hearing how his birth father left for juice and didn't return Varka went

"Good! That was ALL I needed to know!!"

Follow ups on if his father intended to abandon him or got lost in the storm and needed a search party?

Don't care!! You weren't kidnapped!!

Welcome to the knights! 🤝

Which bringing it back to it only being a rumor

In a town of alcoholics, who's gonna call out the one guy with the winery?

Here's some add ons that got sparked from the comment section 😘

Bonus panels would have included Varka showing up with Rosaria one day mimicking Crepus about "wHaT you ForGot I haD a Kid" sparking a trend within the community of just adopting random children to the point posters are made saying "In Barbatos name: See a child Take a child"

Alice seeing it and pulling a "when in rome" tucking both Albedo and Diluc(who is yelling he is an adult) under her arms and telling Klee if she ever sees someone in need of a mom let her know she'll send over the paperwork right away

And then the last bonus: Venti wakes up, walks in through the gate while playing a tune, and stops when he sees the poster, not sure if he needs to start yet another revolution, or if this one is fine actually

I imagine the posters had to be taken down because visitors were losing their kids left and right and the solution of parents pinning a note saying "not dead & still want custody" to their kids shirt didn't catch on but the saying still lives strong in the hearts of Mondstadt's citizens I mean look Bennett and his 27 dads Mondstadt may have a lot of orphans but the demand is even higher

Comment on original post:

"I have a headcanon where Kaeya fooled first Crepus, then the rest of Mondstadt but.this is too funny!! I want to see this happening!"

Which prompted one of my new favorite lines at the end:

"Wait by fool Crepus first do you mean like Crepus finding him out in the storm bringing him inside to ask him where he lives and Kaeya's just

"? I live here? You adopted me? Are you feeling okay?"

Cause I'm absolutely cry laughing over this that's so good but that also means when Kaeya runs away Crepus is just

"hey no no l'm not misplacing you a second time come home" "

#Kaeya may have wandered away from his last family (believes Crepus) but that sure as fuck wasn't gonna happen a second time #Kaeya #kaeya alberich #crepus ragnvindr #Crepus #dawn family #genshin impact #Genshin #thats right now I get to be the one with the many tags trying to get this out there lmao #dont worry I wont do this often here this blog is primarily a trap to get you guys to check out a very talented lore blog #uh I mean... #to show you various fan works of Kaeya? #hey what's that pinned post up there? #god I hope this is formatted right I havent made a tumblr post since we had post headers #and god damn did it keep fighting me #also it's like 5 a.m. if you see any mistakes... #that's tomorrow's problem

[spearxwind]

Am I being shown ads from another fucking dimension

#hey what the fuck #thunderclap #tumblr ads #?????!!!!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[actual-changeling]

1941 AU in which Crowley arrives at the church just a tiny bit too late, and instead of swooping in and saving the day, he watches the Nazis shoot Aziraphale.

The bomb still drops, but he kills them first, and then he kneels next to what had once been Aziraphale's lifeless body until he can get himself to leave. Just four more unimportant deaths in the Blitz, no one will give them a second glance, if they even care to find them at all.

Crowley leaves with blood-stained clothes and the books tightly held in his hand—then he begins to wait.

(there may or may not be already over 600 words of this in my drafts)

#alex talks good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #good omens 1941 #me opening the tumblr textbox like hey would that be fucked up or what #and the answer is yes. yes it is. and i love it

[lilpuffyart]

Hot Summer day ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🦎

aka its been really hot here rip

Original sketch!! (sorry for the really bad quality rip)

#godzilla #legendary godzilla #monsterverse #kaiju art #toho kaiju #toho monsters #fanart #puffy art #artists on tumblr #digital art #traditional art #me on digital art is very fuck around and found out #since i still have no clue what im doing with it #but hey i had a lot of fun c; thats what matters hehe #ALSO I LOVED THE NEW GODZILLA X KONG TRAILER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CANT WAIT FOR IT OMG #king of the monsters

[britcision]

Alright, we’ve crossed the line, this is officially also a Lycion stan account his concept is just too fucking ridiculous

Like hey check out this fucking furry, he kinned so hard it was literally illegal and got arrested because he refused to stop committing awoo crimes

I can’t not love him yer honour the bits write themselves

And he’s not even the scary dog of the group

Cithis is the scary dog, you all know it, Lycion’s the only tank in the mage brigade and STILL the soft boy

Show poodle ass werewolf

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #sorta #but only the character concept #hey guess what anime fans #fuck you he’s probably not coming in this season 😭 #chapter 52 friends #we get a peek in chapter 45 but goddammit it’s gonna take forever #for reference: ep 5 anime covered chapters 10 and 11 #so like forever hopeful #lycion #lycion dungeon meshi #imma go feral we’re gonna end anime season 1 with like #the canaries on the boat pulling in to shore #and then i’m gonna perish waiting for season 2 #the fucking canaries all belong on tumblr #they are the userbase

[ajga-artz]

I actually do need this outfit

#myart #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital painting #art #honkai impact 3rd #fu hua #hi3 #hi3rd #this one was made on vibes only #no sketch #no different brushes #just picked one and didn't give a fuck #and I am quite proud #but nearing the end I started putting actual effort in and it ruined everything #sucks to suck #but I love that the design is like “hey what if we let Senti dress her up”

[fatherentropy]

overly dramatic storytelling about Lily’s grandma because that’s what I do and also Autumn is here

#CWart #The Elder Scrolls #Altmer #long post #Autumn tbn #me. holding up a new fucked up child OC: 'hey what if I made her tangentially related to my other fucked up child OC' #Laughing Lily #I'm suddenly so nervous about this idfk why dsafweo #anyway. testing Tumblr's new long post shit

[b4kuch1n]

fuck it sk8 sketches from da sketchbook. get sk8ed idiot

#sk8 the infinity #kyan reki #hasegawa langa #renga #sure whatever. tagging ship is probably easier than explaining what the fucks up with these two in my head #hi. I watched sk8 with my friend cosme a while ago. I actually dont care about the allegations that much I just got #blasted with teenage years flashback. and now I need reki to have everything on earth and be well #these have been around for like a week lol Ive just been debating posting them to tumblr. bc like. Im not finishing these lol #hesitant to call sk8 ''therapeutic'' but boy oh boy. does it make me confront some stuff. yes a sport anime leave me alone!!! #its just. I think I was this way about raz too actually. listen I have History with Stuff. I'm allowed ok? I'm totally allowed #u can See it in some of these doodles actually. this fuckign anime got me so unwell #hey. if ur a fellow adhd potentials-havers out there. ur a real one. thanks for still hangin out doin what u love/ur best #if u were an 'if u wanna do art u have to be excellent and high-art at it otherwise it means nothing' kid. I am holding ur hand #I'll be normal now I prommy (lying) #well. what I'll be doing now is taking a nap. maybe. gods my schedule backslid like four hours again #eh whatever. I go to bed anyway. got my portion of the day done and tomorrow I go buy new knife #hope someone come give me a new table top and lower the whole thing a bit soon. so I can stop sitting like Im in a shopping cart #have a good night lads. have fun. its imperative

[supriyawithoutsu]

Hey (with the intentions of tujhe pata nahi hain par tu mera hain)

#hey #intentions #desi tumblr #desiblr #desi humor #desi shit posting #funny stuff #desi tag #funny shit #desi memes #what the fuck #maan jao

[fayzart136]

It has been.... many, many moons since I read the Gone series.

But sometimes I still think about Hunter and get sad. You deserved better, microwave boy.

#trying out something new for colouring. fingers crossed it looks good when im not sleep deprived! #the gone series #oh its been a while since i added these tags lol #gone series #fayz #the fayz #micheal grant #hunter #digital #sfw #artists on tumblr #sketch #i recently remembered that scene where he's nearly killed and i legit had to sit down for a moment #i cant even describe it in the tags but lets say its that scene that featured a rope #what a fucked up scene that was!! #hey mr grant. #that was fucked up.

[crimeronan]

probably i SHOULDN'T migrate elsewhere if tumblr goes belly-up. i just scrolled thru my dash for 20 minutes and in that short span i could feel myself transform from a mildly tired 27-year-old butch into an active serial killer.

#starts typing posts like 'i hate you people so fucking much' and then pauses like #this is how every terminally online post i've raised my eyebrows at for Weeks has started. #girl if you put all your thought into the computer eventually your world will shrink to the size of it. #this site really does make me feel like shit. i need to follow more photography blogs and people who don't post stupid fucking bullshit. #hey if you post a lot of photography or POSITIVE fandom stuff WITHOUT a shitload of untagged politics. #hit me up. i've unfollowed 80% of active blogs i used to follow for 'annoying me' crimes and my dash is both dead and profoundly irritating #i need to breathe some new life into this account. or what am i logging on for. #by positive fandom stuff i mean you're not typing a bunch of nasty hot takes i'll hate or bitching constantly about varying properties. #and you don't hate polyamory. and you don't hate ace people. and you don't hate queerplatonic relationships. #SHOULDN'T BE A HUGE ASK!!!!! AND YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCKING YET!!!!!!!!!11SHIFTONE!1ELEVEN!!1! #i'm tired of tumblr not making me happy. i should be able to see my blorbos and feel joy here. #negative #i suppose