#hi I’m Ron

[khoirkid]

Death of a salesman

This episode… I’ve listened to this the most out of all the episodes and it still gets me

#dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #ron stampler #hi I’m Ron #terry jr #terry stampler #terry jr stampler #willy stampler #Rogue #death of a salesman

[thecoddaughter]

New Stampler family anthem dropped: Letter to an Old Poet by boygenius.

Mrs. Stampler

I said, "I think that you're special" // You told me once that I'm selfish //Maybe I'm just exhausted // You think you're a good person // Because you won't punch me in the stomach

Ron

And I love you // I don't know why // I just do, ooh, but // You're not special, you're evil // You don't get to tell me to calm down

I wanna be happy. I'm ready to walk into my room without lookin' for you. I'll go up to the top of our building and remember my dog when I see the full moon!

Terry Jr.

When you fell down the stairs // It looked like it hurt and I wasn't sorry

Scary

You make me feel like an equal // But I'm better than you // I shoulda left you right there

#this is all of them beating up Willy! #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #scary marlowe #scary marlowe protection squad #ron stampler #hi I’m ron #dungeons and d.a.d.d.i.e.s. #dndads as songs #Terry jr #Terry Stevens-Stampler #terry stampler #terry jr. stevens stampler

[thepenguisalive7]

The Court Jester - (part 1)

#I’m trying to do more #but keep in mind #it’ll take a while #enjoy #I’m excited! I have a cool idea in plan for the next part! #love drawing this goofy demon on his own way to self-destruction #BadBoyHalo #qsmp #qsmp fanart #bbh #badboyhalo fanart #baghera jones #bagi #bagi qsmp #forever player #Ron lemons #Animations

[psyduckz]

beth may voice: he just hates saying goodbye! (context)

#dndads fanart #ron is trying his best lmao #wish i could’ve seen this live but i’m super excited to watch the recording #dungeons and daddies #henry oak #henry oak garcia #ron stampler #dndads #dndads s1 #my art

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Choi Han sees a weird stick in Cale’s hair.

“Oh, wait Cale-nim, let me…” With the slight height advantage, Cale doesn’t actually have a choice but to let the swordmaster do as he wishes.

For moment he fiddles around, trying to grab the elusive, tangled object, when he suddenly feels Cale lean into his hand. He watches with bated breath as Cale closes his eyes.

(‘Ah, I’m so tired that I’m leaning on Choi Han. Aigoo, he must think I’m pathetic.)

Choi Han spends another minute to get the stick out, claiming that it was particularly stuck in his long hair. He burns this memory into his mind while also promising to never tell another soul.

Eruhaben is next. He notices the red head’s soft locks, freshly washed and neatly air-dried with magic. As a dragon, he doesn’t think twice about the temptation, standing from his spot on the couch to test if Cale’s hair is even half as soft as it appears to be.

It is, he learns.

(Cale shivers. Is Eruhaben threatening him? Just in case, Cale bows his head to hide his fearful expression.)

The dragon watches with amusement, thinking that it’s only natural to offer one’s head to a dragon as powerful as him. Until he feels Cale almost… press into his palm absentmindedly. Eruhaben vividly feels the exact moment that his heart melts into a puddle of affection.

He definitely will use this against the bastard next time he has the opportunity.

Oddly, On and Hong figure it out next. Cale is sitting in his usual chair, reading a book with his hair falling into his face picturesquely. On recalls when Rosalyn did her hair up with a pretty pin, making it easy to move around without getting in her face.

On considers if Cale would mind On experimenting a little, immediately coming to the conclusion that he wouldn’t give two shits.

She transforms into her human form and moves behind the chair. Of course, Cale doesn’t bat an eye at her unusual movements. When she gathers his hair up in her hands, he doesn’t miss a beat, leaning back to give her better access. He only changes the angle of his book so he can still read. Hong observes his sister from Cale’s lap with curiosity.

Her upbeat attitude is ruined quickly because she doesn’t know how to braid nor tie up hair, and is missing the necessary bows and pins to do it in the first place. She runs her fingers through his vibrant red hair as she tries to remember what Rosalyn did.

Hong’s eyes go wide. Cale had stopped reading as his sister continued her ministrations, closing his eyes and leaning back, relaxing into his seat. Hong urgently signals for his sister to witness this.

Her eyes narrow in on the sight with a calculating gaze. She changes the way her hands run through his hair, simply running her fingers through and carefully untangling it instead. Cale’s face gradually loses its constant pinch.

(‘Yes, the children should do whatever they want, even play with my hair.’ Cale internally nods to himself.)

On, unlike Choi Han or Eruhaben, tests her limits. She continues her gentle pattern without pausing. After a few minutes, both of the cats hear Cale’s breathing taper away into a relaxed rhythm. On silently makes eye contact with her brother, and they make a secret promise to not make a big deal about this, lest this trick never work again.

They hear Ron before he enters the room and On casually returns to her car form, stealthily and softly landing on Cale’s lap. Ron enters, pausing at the sight of his puppy young master.

Smiling benignly, he darkly assumes that Cale had been so exhausted that he managed to fall asleep in the middle of reading.

On and Hong don’t correct him.

If Cale has an especially bitter lemon tea that night, he doesn’t make a big deal about it. Not when the crown prince calls him soon after it arrives.

He arrives at the palace where the Crown Prince learns of this spreading secret. Cale uses his superior glib tongue to force a frown on Alberu’s exhausted expression, and the exasperated hyung sighs, walking around to the couch where his dongaeng is sprawled. He places a hand on his shoulder, threatening Cale with a high political position if he doesn’t stop doing dangerous things and causing trouble.

Cale shudders and agrees. Alberu smiles at this, his hand moving to ruffle his adorable dongsaeng’s hair.

(Cale sighs, closing his eyes and humoring his affectionate hyung. He leans back, questioning why everyone has been so touchy lately.)

Alberu feels his heart stop and stutter at the fragile sight. Cale looks completely at ease, slumped in the couch cushions and pressing his head into Alberu’s palm like a cat. His lip is quirked up slightly, but Alberu would bet a golden plaque that Cale hasn’t a single idea on what he looks like right now, otherwise he wouldn’t be even half as relaxed as he is right now.

He resembles a lazy cat. He’s being pet whilst lounging, with a content and pleased expression edging on his face. If this goes on long enough, Cale might even fall asleep.

Alberu continues talking without letting his smile leak through into his words, stroking the top of Cale’s head in an absent minded motion.

(Cale ignores the sneaking chill on the back of his neck, too focused on Alberu’s words about the kingdom. The petting is a bit strange, but Alberu is the crown prince, so he’ll allow it.)

As predicted, Cale doesn’t mention it.

After a minute though, Cale starts to frown, beginning to acknowledge the feeling that he’s being scammed somehow.

“Hyung, do you have a headache?”

Alberu acts like a polite and caring hyung, starting to massage Cale’s head.

(Cale frowns more. Something is definitely going on.)

Cale opens his eyes, protesting. “Your highness, my health is perfect at the moment. You, our shining sun, couldn’t possibly-“ Alberu changes from massaging to running his fingers through Cale’s hair.

(Cale sighs, cutting off. It was just a ploy to play with Cale’s hair. He should’ve expected his highness to scam him in this way too.)

Alberu grins when Cale stops talking, looking resigned to his fate. He goes completely limp, and Alberu’s blunt fingernails scratch against Cale’s scalp gently. Cale visibly shudders at the feeling.

(‘Too scary, what if he scratches and draws blood? If Raon finds out, he’s going to feed me soggy apple pie…’)

Alberu preens at finding Cale’s weakness.

On slyly asks Rosalyn to do up Cale’s hair one day- as an experiment- and is extremely pleased when Cale not only agrees, but he closes his eyes and falls asleep soon after the Mage is done gently tugging his hair into place and adorning it with intricate pins and accessories. Choi Han walks in on this scene and threatens Rosalyn to keep it a secret (after melting a bit on the inside). She agrees with a sly smile.

If only Cale knew how everyone was going to use this to scam him in the future…

Eventually the misconception that Cale likes to have his hair played with goes around the entire group. Cale- of course- is completely clueless. He just thinks that everyone suddenly became obsessed with his hair.

Ron is the only one who can’t get Cale to relax. Even Bud somewhat managed it, but Cale stays vigilant no matter what his old butler does. Ron finds his puppy young master to be amusing.

Cale really doesn’t understand what they want with his hair. Do they want his hair?

(He asks Ron for a trim a few days later. Ron only cuts off the dead ends and leaves it neat but long, much to the young masters displeasure.)

#for the record cale is definitely somewhat enjoying it. he’s just oblivious to his own emotions #and ​rejects all ideas of enjoying physical affection. bc all he needs is his slacker life and nothing else #so if he gets used to the petting and feels more relaxed afterwards… it’s purely coincidental #tcf #I’ve been mimicking the writing style of tcf recently and I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing yet #… I should write smth and ask my sibling to peer review it and tell me if it’s better or worse than my style before #trash of the count’s family #lcf #lout of the counts family #cale henituse #choi han #eruhaben #on and hong #alberu crossman #rosalyn tcf #ron molan #not a reblog

[kadextra]

“You are important.”

“I’m really worried about you. You need to take care of yourself, because you’re not okay, we can see it. are you drinking water and eating?”

“You’re scaring me. cause I know that you’re not okay, but I can do nothing.”

“Every day I hope to find something about the eggs because I can’t stand seeing q!Bad sad anymore”

“He’s changing every day, turning into something like a ghost… I’m so worried, it’s like at any moment he could just disappear.”

“I feel powerless. I think q!Bad is suffering a lot, but he doesn't admit it. I really want to help him, I've been thinking really hard about how to help him”

“He took me around, we hang out, he helped me a lot and gave me items. He is my best friend. I don’t know what I should do…”

ough q!bagi. every time she talks about q!bad it makes my heart break, she is so kind. they’ve known each other a week, but she says with her whole chest that this is my best friend and I Will find a way to help. she is the only person q!bad has straightforwardly admitted not being ok to. I’m so….

#I’m so normal about her #<- FALSE im going crazy about her character and this duo they hurt me #she is so observant and inquisitive about Everything she doesn’t take anything at face value #her detective mind sees a mystery and wants to solve it. q!bad is her enigma #but it all comes from a place of care for her friend #she pushes past his mask with her words- to a demon who lives in denial this is exactly what he needs #to open up a bit more #anyways I BEG for him to reveal ron to her #my girl would be happy to join tbh she threatens to torture cucurucho everyday #qsmp bagi #qsmp badboyhalo #qsmp #madrugaduo #also how she said in character she’s worried for him but Also normal irl gabi is worried for this fictional cubito too is skrsjskdk #same girl. mood.

[thatsrightice]

You know what? I get Maverick isn’t used to people taking care of him and shit but you think Iceman is any better? If anything I think he’s insanely worse because he’s way better at hiding it than Mav. Maverick? Open book. Terrible at hiding shit like it’s obnoxiously obvious and he’ll argue with you about not being hurt or anything. When he knows he’s lost he’ll just be all like “Look at the wires and shit coming out of that bird over there! It’s a government agent!” And then sprints away when you look behind you.

Tom “Iceman” Kazansky’s mask is so well built that you’ll literally never know. He’s such an insanely good actor like send him to Juilliard. And if you witness something no you didn’t because this man is the king of all gaslighters. You think he’s sick? No he’s not. He’ll just look at you with a bored expression and an eyebrow raised. He’ll fucking dislocate his shoulder for like the millionth time and pop that bitch back in before anyone is able to say a word. Then he’ll have the audacity to pretend it never happened like what the actual fuck dude! You dislocated your shoulder? And he’ll just be like what are you talking about. It’ll just continue like that until you’re literally having an existential crisis.

#Ron’s the only one who can see through his shit #that man is the only reason Iceman is alive #ron is smh-ing his head #(yes I know I’m saying shake my head my head) #smh my head #iceman angst best angst #worse self-preservation than maverick I swear #like nothing will stop him from flying #tom kazansky #top gun #tom iceman kazansky #top gun: maverick #iceman #top gun maverick #top gun iceman #pete mitchell #icemav #my boys #ron kerner #just a little thing I wrote #writing #iceman angst #GIVE ME ICEMAN ANGST

[zimisnotdrifting]

THE GAY TRIO

sonic

ron

and…. Shadow

(you can blame prime for shadow)

I mean

Sonic does have two hands

#zimmy speaks #my art #ron fnf #fnf ron #sonic the hedgehog #Sonic #Sonic x Ron #ronic #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sonronadow #that’s what I’m calling this lol #edit: me when i notice an error but i already mergef the layers and posted the thing #shadows wrist #his stripe is on the wrong side

[29625]

Slider is a kind of himbo who says “Can I watch Kitchen nightmare please?” to the TV voice assistant and continues to fail until Maverick comes in, grabs his remote, and screams “KITCHEN NIGHTMARE ON HULU” into it

#slider x maverick #slimav #top gun fanfiction #ron slider kerner #pete maverick mitchell #established relationship #established slimav be like #I really wanted to see old man! Slider so I’m still mad about TGM not featuring Slider #chefs kiss #Slider is the kind of a tough guy that mellows as he ages #in his defense he wants to be polite because you should always be polite to inanimate objects #Mav is like ???????? anyways can I rail you like Gordon runs the kitchen

[the-crimson]

Why people judging bbh’s story like it’s already over. Either y’all are approaching it with bad faith or don’t know how narrative structure works.

Bbh has been drip feeding us this story for literal months. It started around the end of the election it’s not going to end just like that. I doubt it’s even going to end when we get the eggs back.

Regardless of whether or not Ron is real, this is a temporary high in bbh’s story that we’ve been building to over several days. Stories are like waves in the ocean. They push and pull and rise and fall. Bbh has been in a low for a while with all of the sabotage and self harm and that culminated in his mental breakdown. Since then, he’s slowly been working to an emotional high point which was last night. You know what that means is gonna happen next? Another low point. That’s how stories work.

Ron might be a hallucination. Ron might be taken by the federation now that he’s in the open. Ron might run away after he’s had time to process everything. Ron might return to the federation willingly. Ron might be killed/taken by a third party. Who knows. Without emotional highs, the emotional lows won’t feel as impactful. That’s basic story telling folks.

Pls stop judging bbh’s story like it’s over. We’re literally in the middle. I have no idea what’s gonna happen next but I have faith in cc!bbh to take us on a wild ride that will have a satisfying conclusion.

#qsmp #crimson speaks #badboyhalo #just wait and let him cook #I’m perfectly happy either way #I would have loved if bbh ate ron but I’m also excited to see what happens if ron is alive #both options are exciting! #bad has faced punishment for his actions #he literally gave himself brain damage #it’s not as black and white as many people seem to think

[sashimew-the-cat]

Floating and escaping (Click for better quality)

#art #my art #dndads #dnd art #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dragons #(?) #ron stampler #willy stampler #willie stampler #his hand at least #I got into this podcast semi recently #and I felt the need to draw something for it! #this is also a very different style than I’m used to #but I think it turned out pretty good!

[cherry-pop-elf]

Noticed alot of people liked the George video, so you are lucky to know that Ron wasn’t left out either!

Ngl his model, and voice, are stunning

#harry potter #harry potter magic awakened #hpma #magic awakened #hpma oc #hp oc #hpma mc #harry potter oc #Ron Weasley #this was for Ron’s birthday event #I love Weasleys #what can I say #gingers hit different #ronald weasley #hp magic awakened #Weasleys wizard wheezes #Weasley’s wizard wheezes #WWW #I’m pissed Ron got a voice actor while George didn’t #I need my George Weasley fix #I wish there was a way to make his voice a wake up alarm for me #George that is #and I’m rambling #whoopsies

[ronnyraygun]

Talia and Baby Jay dynamic make my brain giggle.

#talia al ghul fanart #Talia Al Ghul art #talia al ghul #jason todd fanart #jason todd art #jason todd #ron’s art tag #shut in the fuck up ron #that’s his mom 2.0 #he wants to be just like her #also before anyone gets pissy about the scarf #i am Muslim. she is not. she kILLS people. safe to say she doesn’t subscribe to the religion. she more than likely doesn’t wear a full hijab #or khimar #At best what she wears in GK is a shayla #but…she isn’t Muslim…and would probably look at you like you were stupid if you said she was #or Ra’s. #it’s sO fucked when I read fics where they are still assassins…and say “allahuakbar” or other Islamic phrases…because…it implies shit…😐 #like coming fROM a Muslim…don’t do that shit. it’s weird and messy and just…gives the wrong vibes. if you didn’t know it’s chill just…don’t #them in Ramadan post’s because there aren’t enough Arab/Muslim characters is fine but…please don’t write them quoting scripture while… #actively fighting/killing people. it’s…yeah…no…bad vibes all around. super fucked for Sunnis and Shias. we don’t want that shit. I’m sorry. #the scarf is for sneek 100 use ONLY. #😭 #but anyway he loves his mom. :))

[turtlele]

Ron: Where's Hermione?

Luna: doing stuff

Ron: don't like the sound of that. Where's Dean?

Luna: stopping Hermione from doing stuff

Ron: Harry?

Luna: stopping Dean from stopping Hermione doing stuff

Ron: and you?

Luna: distracting you so you can't stop Harry stopping Dean stopping Hermione from doing stuff

Ron:.......what's the stuff?

Luna: Ginny

Ron: MY SISTER?!

#I’m a ginmione shipper #and i’m making it everyone’s problem #harry potter #harry potter memes #hermione granger #ron weasley #ginny weasley #ginmione #ginny x hermione #hermione x ginny #luna lovegood #incorrect harry potter quotes #HC: Ron is pissed that his sister pulled both his besties

[zappedbyzabka]

:) :) :)

#Billy’s leg practically on Tony’s THANK GOD! #It’s just like. this is how subtle Johnny is when he wants to sit in his lap #He could have given him some room but he said NO I want our thighs to cuddle #And Ron’s leg is under Tony’s w #They’re so close THEY’RE SITTING SO CLOSE #I know they had to but I’m so #I’m so GRAHHHHHHH #Just wish Chad were there #og cobras #Cobra ot5 #Tony’s o’dell #ron thomas #rob thomas #William Zabka

[hannahhasart]

He is both the worst and best dad and I love him

(Based on this)

#dungeons and daddies #ron stampler #dndads #currently on episode 23! no spoilers please! #I’m not sure if his face is super accurate I was looking at the tiny thumbnail on Spotify for reference