Sunday, May 28, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?:
SILOS BAKING COMPETITION (Magnolia Canada) 8:00pm/9:00pm
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?:
2023 NATIONAL MEMORIAL DAY CONCERT (PBS Feed)
AMERICAN MONSTER (TBD - Investigation Discovery)
MARRIED TO EVIL (TBD - Investigation Discovery)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
AMAZON PRIME CANADA
WOMEN TALKING
CRAVE TV
THE AMITYVILLE CURSE
NETFLIX CANADA
MASTERMINDS
IIHF MEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
(TSN) 8:00am: Bronze Medal Game
(TSN) 1:00pm: Gold Medal Game
INDIANAPOLIS 500 (TSN5) 12:30pm
MLB BASEBALL
(SN Now) 1:30pm: Padres vs. Yankees
(SN) 2:00pm: Jays vs. Twins
(SN1) 4:00pm: Red Sox vs. Diamondbacks
(TSN2) 7:00pm: Phillies vs. Atlanta
WNBA BASKETBALL
(SN360) 3:00pm: Fever vs. Dream
(TSN3) 6:00pm: Wings vs. Sky
MLS SOCCER
(TSN2) 3:00pm: Kansas City vs. Portland
(TSN/TSN4) 8:30pm: Nashville vs. Columbus
MEMORIAL CUP (TSN/TSN4) 6:00pm: Kamloops Blazers vs. Peterborough Petes
FARMING FOR LOVE (CTV) 7:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): Farmers do their best to get to know their daters through a series of speed dates before choosing a handful to take back to their farm; at the end of the day, one farmer shocks everyone, while host Sabrina Jalees drops an exciting bomb of her own.
HOLMES: NEXT GENERATION (CTV2) 7:00pm: A marathon dreams of designing the perfect kitchen; she hires a contractor who is unqualified for the job and winds up compromising her home's structure; now, it's up to Mike and his children to make things right and restore her peace of mind.
MYSTIC (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: As the gang plot to unmask the trawler operation, they find evidence suggesting someone local is in league with the crew. Meanwhile, Issie confides in Gordon about her visions.
A TOWN CALLED MALICE (Showcase) 9:00pm: The Lords are at their lowest ebb, and the game might be up for Cindy. Meanwhile, Albert is back on the rise - but for how long?
THUNDER: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF ARTURO GATTI (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm: Since Arturo's death, the media frenzy cannot establish one solid answer; there are key pieces of evidence that are still unaccounted for.
SCOTT'S VACATION HOUSE RULES (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm: Natalie and Kevin are busy parents with full-time careers; when they're up at their cottage, the last thing they want to do is have to work on repairing it; Scott to the rescue.
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND: DRILLING DOWN (History Canada) 10:00pm: Matty travels to Travers City, Michigan to meet with Rick, Marty, Craig, Alex and Jack to review the incredible discoveries made in Season 10, and get a jump start on what's to come in Season 11.
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Data, Sherlock Holmes, Star Trek The Next Generation
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Sunday, May 21, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)
WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?:
FROM THE SOURCE (discovery +)
FANGORIA CHAINSAW AWARDS 2023 (Shudder/AMC+)
WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT?:
A SALUTE TO NCIS: LOS ANGELES (CBS Feed)
GHOSTS OF BEIRUT (TBD)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
NETFLIX CANADA
A DARK TRUTH
JACK REACHER
JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK
SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON
YOU’VE GOT MAIL
IIHF MEN’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
(TSN3/TSN5) 9:00am: Slovenia vs. Slovakia
(TSN4) 9:00am: Germany vs. Hungary
(TSN3) 1:00pm: Czechia vs. Switzerland
(TSN4/TSN5) 1:00pm: USA vs. France
MLB BASEBALL
(SN1) 1:30pm: Orioles vs. Jays
(SN Now) 4:00pm: Red Sox vs. Padres
(TSN2) 7:00pm: Guardians vs. Mets
NHL HOCKEY (CBC/SN) 3:00pm: Stars vs. Knights - Game #2
WNBA BASKETBALL (SN360) 4:00pm: Sky vs. Mercury
QMJHL HOCKEY (TSN3) 4:00pm: Quebec Remparts vs. Halifax Mooseheads - Game #6
OHL HOCKEY (TSN4) 7:00pm: London Knights vs. Peterborough Petes - Game #6
HOLMES: NEXT GENERATION (CTV2) 7:00pm: John and Tanya purchase a 171-year-old home after a contractor guarantees it has been totally updated; John and Tanya encounter one problem after another, and they worry someone is going to fall through their spongy and sinking family-room floor.
WHL HOCKEY (TSN/TSN3) 8:00pm: Seattle Thunderbirds vs. Winnipeg Ice - Game #6
MYSTIC (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: Issie's reckless behaviour has disastrous consequences for one of the KP team. Gordon's intrigued when Issie draws a sea serpent statue that she's seen in her visions.
NBA BASKETBALL (SN) 8:30pm: Celtics vs. Heat - Game #3
A TOWN CALLED MALICE (Showcase) 9:00pm: Cindy alienates Eddie; Kelly loses control; Albert threatens to leave Gene's dreams in pieces.
THUNDER: THE LIFE AND DEATH OF ARTURO GATTI (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm: Arturo Gatti is found dead in Brazil; mysteries swirl around the circumstances, and the evidence seems to point in one direction; something doesn't add up with the strap found near his body.
SCOTT'S VACATION HOUSE RULES (HGTV Canada) 10:00pm: Millennials Melissa and Adam buy a dated lakeside property with kitschy contents included; Scott looks past the kitsch and sees the future by renovating it with the latest home technology, including integrated security, magnetic tiles, and more.
THE CURSE OF OAK ISLAND (History Canada) 10:00pm (SEASON FINALE): As new discoveries are uncovered in the triangle-shaped swamp and on Lot Five, the Oak Island team makes an incredible revelation in the Money Pit.
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Can't Fuck Bracket - Group Stage. Group 21: Submissions That Would Have Sent 2012 Tumblr Into A Nuclear War
The Onceler (The Lorax) versus Sherlock Holmes (BBC Sherlock) versus Jean Luc Picard (Star Trek The Next Generation) versus Wheatley (Portal 2) versus Dean Winchester (Supernatural) versus Sans (Undertale)
[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. They are all white men shown grimacing, except for Wheatley, who's a robot ball, and Sans, who's a skeleton. In between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them, and on the edges there are hearts with butts. End ID]
Since this group is considerably bigger than the other ones and has some MASSIVE competitors, the TWO most voted ones will advance to the 1-v-1 stage
Propaganda:
The Onceler: "you know why"
Sherlock Holmes: "Fucking annoying twat"
Jean Luc Picard: "he's a very old very french man and whenever a woman looks at him he starts whimpering like a dog and peeing on the floor. he only gets horny after visiting archeological digs"
Wheatley: "hes british and a misogynist" / "hes like a redditor who thinks hes the smartest ever. he doesnt even have the means to have sex but if he did he would be so fucking bad at giving. theres a plotpoint in the game where he gets a 'euphoric response' when the player character completes a game thats meant as a stand-in for an orgasm and he gets so obsessed with getting that euphoric response he makes the shittiest puzzles ever just to get robot head"
Dean Winchester: "Cishet man"
Sans: "He is literally a fucking skeleton your honor"
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