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brave-and-gentle · 1 month
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Girl dad!Jean Kirstein - Halloween Party Edition
Look I know it’s not the season but I need to infect everyone with these images *right now*
Eren and Mikasa have invited everyone to their annual Halloween party.
Your 4-year-old daughter’s latest obsession is Toy Story, so she dresses up as Jesse and asks Jean to dress up as, well, her horse, Bullseye.
Jean doesn’t bat an eye at this request. He’s fully embraced it. He gets one of those stupid horse masks and everything.
Ironically, your daughter has no inkling of the horse face nickname Eren bestowed upon him back in college.
Your daughter requests that you and Sasha dress up as her other obsession, Anna and Elsa from Frozen. You and your best friend happily oblige.
When you arrive at the party, Eren busts out laughing at Jean and points out that he doesn’t need the horse mask. For once, Jean takes it in stride and calmly tells Eren to shove it.
At the party, you and Sasha sip margaritas and giggle at Jean crawling around the floor with your daughter on his back. This man has committed to the bit and he is proud!
Jean gives Eren the side eye because his two boys, dressed as Power Rangers, are rough housing a bit too close to your daughter for his comfort.
Jean and Reiner give each other a respectful nod. Reiner is dressed up as Appa and his daughter is Katara.
After a couple of hours, your daughter and Reiner’s daughter are both passed out on the couch. “How much candy did you let her have??” You demand as Jean picks her up ever so gently to keep her asleep. He gives you a sheepish look and says “I couldn’t tell her no!”
On the car ride home, Jean places a hand on your inner thigh and slowly slides up. “So, how’d you like to ride this horse when we get home?”
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ponku-po · 1 year
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Whatcha got there?? - RRDartist
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marcobodtlives · 3 months
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It sends me that if you type “horse face” into pinterest 50% of what comes up is Jean
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printabledesignrf · 1 month
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Forget me not Horse clip art
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tilbageidanmark · 25 days
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From Rob Macinnis The Farm Family Project
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ayomheartmother · 1 year
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🙏 why he gotta be so mf handsome all the time 🐎
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lgrtz · 8 months
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Horse face girl
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strwberriehore · 3 months
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I hope someone shoots Kelsey in the back of the head for me ❤️
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by13x · 1 year
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西遊記-
88- Mamian 馬面
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blackfangedreaper · 2 years
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Random scout: Hey! I need help getting with y/n any advice?
Connie: uh y/n huh, well don't bother she only cares about her horse.
Random scout: Her horse?
Connie: You heard right! She eats with her horse, plays with her horse, talks with her horse and sometimes she loves to ride her horse!
Jean: Hey! Stop calling me a horse!
And here's just a lil sum'n to remind y'all that im alive and taking requests (as long as its within my ability) please ppl!!!
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bbgthoma · 2 years
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i need aot to come back, i'm getting out of my jean phase
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gramarobin · 2 years
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🤣 come on, now that's funny!
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mitchiegonewild · 2 years
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idk jean made me want to get into horseback riding
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vinsmoke-lover · 1 day
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Attack on Titan fandom what do you think about this?
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emuanon34 · 8 months
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tilbageidanmark · 1 month
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(I made this meme)
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